[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After Erlang Shenfei left, taking advantage of Xu Jiaorong's inattention, he turned around again.

Xu Xian waved his hands in disgust, "Why are you coming back? Why don't you just go back to Guanjiangkou? Be careful that Brother Meishan has found you and will arrest you and lock you up in a small black room!"

Erlang pinched his face, "Don't think I don't know what your plan is? Are you going to settle accounts with that fat man?"

Xu Xian patted his hand off, "I'm not a fool, I know I can't do anything as a child, I just went to find out the news."

"Then you are not allowed to go! I will go back to Guanjiangkou to make arrangements, and I will be back in the evening. When I come back, I will take you there myself."

Xu Xian rushed over and hugged Erlang Shen's thigh, "Brother Zhenjun, you are the best! I love you the most!"

The corner of Erlangshen's mouth twitched slightly, and he bent down to rub his round face, "You little liar full of lies!"

After sending Erlang God away, Xu Xian remained as obedient as usual, quietly waiting for the night to come.After dinner, Xu Xian went to bed early.Xu Jiaorong thought that her younger brother was tired from playing during the day, so she didn't take it too seriously.

In the middle of the night, Erlang Shen entered Xu Xian's bedroom, seeing the scene in front of him, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

There was a small bulge on the bed, and Xu Xian was sitting on the bed covered with a small quilt, his round head was exposed, shaking here and there sleepily.But he persisted and refused to fall asleep, opening his eyes as soon as they were closed.

Erlangshen hugged him and let him lie flat on the bed.Seeing him, Xu Xian woke up, "You're finally here, I'll fall asleep a little later."

"Sleep when you're sleepy, and I'll clean up that Wang."

Xu Xian's eyes widened, "I'm going too! I'm not sleepy anymore!"

Erlang poked at his soft belly to scare him, "Children who don't sleep well at night will be snatched away by wolves!"

Xu Xian looked at him contemptuously, "You are so childish!" He cheekily pulled Erlang Shen's sleeve and dangled back and forth, "Let me go with you! Brother Zhenjun! This is our first date after reunion! "

There was no problem for Xu Xian to act coquettishly against the child's skin, but Erlang Shen was so entangled by him that he had no choice but to agree to take him with him. "You have to listen to me when you go."

Xu Xian threw off the quilt and put on his outer robe, "I must listen to you, let's go now!"

"Wait." Erlang Shen pushed him back on the bed, allowing his hands and feet to be placed on both sides of his body obediently.God Erlang wrapped him tightly like a stack of spring rolls and carried him on his shoulders.

Xu Xian arched twice to push back the horns of the quilt covering his head.He said faintly: "I feel like a silkworm chrysalis, and like a spring pancake."

Erlangshen landed in the back garden of the Wang family with Xu Xian brand spring pancakes in his arms.Erlangshen guessed the location of Prince Wang's bedroom based on the layout of the mansion without the need for others to guide the way.

Erlang Shen carried Xu Xian across the wall in a fair manner, lifted his robe, and sat on the soft bed in the bedroom.

Prince Wang was taking a bath in the shower room inside, and there were sounds of laughter from men and women. It seemed that Prince Wang had a rich night life.

Xu Xian leaned into Erlang Shen's ear and said, "Aren't we here to find out the news? Isn't it good to sit here so arrogantly?"

Erlang Shen took off the small quilt that was wrapped around him, "Don't worry, I have set up illusions in the room, even if you roll around on the ground, he won't be able to hear or see you."

Xu Xian gave him a thumbs up, jumped to the ground and began to rummage around.

After the prince finished his bath, he came out of the room with a beautiful maid in his arms.He was shirtless and only wore a pair of underpants. The servant girl didn't wear much, so she wore a bright pink gauze dress with nothing on.

Erlangshen suddenly regretted bringing Xu Xian here. The prince is fat and ugly, and the maids around him are also acting dissolute.

He stretched out his finger, and a black curtain covered the prince, so that they could not see the person, but could still hear the voice.

Xu Xian looked around. There was nothing special in Prince Wang's room, except for clothes, shoes and socks, fan pendants, purses, etc., everything else was for fun.

He ran back to Erlangshen on short legs, "I didn't find anything useful, it looks like he's just an ordinary prodigal."

Erlang Shen stuck a finger to his lips, "Don't talk yet, listen to what he has to say!"

A woman's delicate voice came from inside the curtain, "Oh! You are so bad, my lord."

Prince Wang smiled wretchedly: "Hey hey, don't you just like my naughty look?"

Xu Xian saw a plate of melon seeds on the kang table, grabbed a handful and asked Erlang Shen to eat with him, "What's so good about this? It's not harmonious at all."

"My lord, will you still love my slaves like this when you get married?" the maid asked delicately.

"Don't worry, even if I marry a fairy, you are the one who loves me the most! Come, let the young master kiss."

The servant girl sighed pretendingly, "Oh! The young master can only coax me. I don't know what kind of person the young mistress will be in the future. If she is a tigress, my family will not have a good life. When the time comes, the young master will be coaxed away by the young mistress How can you remember who I am?"

Young Master Wang felt disappointed, "You women just love to think too much. My father helped me find an orphan girl. I thought she had a bad family background. But I am willing to see her today. The chick looks quite a bit Pretty. Don't worry, the future young mistress doesn't have her natal family to back her up, so why are you afraid of her?"

"The young master is really kind to the slave family, then... which family is the young mistress from, and when did you get married?"

"What are you asking these for?"

The servant girl said: "I'm going to see the young mistress, and make a good relationship with the young mistress in advance!"

Prince Wang laughed and said: "The little girl hasn't agreed to this marriage yet! When I get her married, it won't be too late for you to visit the young mistress again!"

Xu Xian heard the words of the prince and the maid clearly.This man surnamed Wang has vicious intentions, and he followed Xu Jiaorong today probably because of dirty thoughts.Aunt Feng didn't have any good intentions either, she must have deliberately lured Xu Jiaorong to her home to provide convenience for Wang.

Xu Xian was so angry that her hands shook, but fortunately Xu Jiaorong was vigilant and ran fast, otherwise she would have been taken advantage of, wouldn't she be marrying this bastard!

Xu Xian put down the melon seeds, jumped to the ground, and cast a curse on the prince with all his mana.

Erlang Shen watched quietly, and did not go to help.Xu Xian is more willing to do this kind of thing by himself.

After casting the curse, Xu Xian said calmly, "Let's go!"

Erlang shook off the quilt, wrapped Xu Xian tightly again, and carried him away from Prince Wang's bedroom.

Just after leaving the courtyard, Erlang God stopped, and Xu Xian asked, "Why don't you leave?"

Erlangshen smiled, "Another unexpected visitor has come to the Wang family."

Erlang God carried Xu Xian to the roof, and Xu Xian turned his head to see a man in black lying under the window of Prince Wang, listening to the corner of the wall!

Xu Xian struggled to get his hands free from the quilt. He held his lower shell and said, "Does that man look like the policeman I met during the day?"

Erlang Shen nodded, "It is indeed him."

Li Gongfu came late, he had to climb over the wall and avoid the servants, so it took a little longer.When he was lying under the window of Prince Wang, Prince Wang was hugging the servant girl to make a fuss, and he didn't hear anything useful.

Li Gongfu is a rough and fine person, he went to inquire about this prince when he left his cousin's house during the day.Qiantang County is not big, and there are even fewer obese princes. Li Gongfu quickly found out who the prince is.

The prince is not only full of fat, but also lustful. In order to make him feel at ease, Master Wang planned to marry him a wife.Don't look at the fact that the Wang family just moved to Qiantang, but the reputation of Wang Gongzi's lust has spread to Hangzhou.People who know a little bit about the inside story are not willing to marry the girl to the Wang family.In order to marry a daughter-in-law who is easy to control, Mr. Wang simply asked someone to find an orphan girl, and there was nothing wrong with letting her marry in.

Li Gongfu made a rough guess based on the previous situation, and he guessed that Wang Gongzi followed Miss Xu this morning, and he must have no good intentions.

He couldn't help but thumped the window sill angrily, a lustful hungry ghost who dared to miss Miss Xu, shameless!

Wrapped in a quilt, Xu Xian suddenly jumped to his side, "You seem very angry, and the prince offended you too?"

"Mother! Monster!"

Xu Xian frowned, "Quickly keep your voice down, you don't remember me? We met during the day, my sister's surname is Xu!"

Li Gongfu came back to his senses, picked up Xu Xian and ran out of the courtyard. "Don't make a sound, we are making too much noise, I'm afraid they have already found us."

Xu Xian was pinched under his armpit, dangling like he was about to vomit, "They won't find out, put me down quickly!"

Li Gongfu ran all the way to the back garden, "No! I can't leave you alone!"

How could Erlangshen watch his people being taken away by Li Gongfu, he snatched Xu Xian back and stopped Li Gongfu by the way.

Xu Xian let out a long sigh of relief, "It almost threw me up."

Erlang God was holding Xu Xian and standing in front of Li Gongfu. Erlang God was still invisible. Li Gongfu saw Xu Xian wrapped in a quilt floating in the air. He asked tremblingly, "You... aren't you Miss Xu's younger brother? Are you... ...Is it a monster?"

"How could I be a monster? I followed Master to vent my anger on my sister!"

Li Gongfu couldn't move his body, but he could still turn his eyes. He looked around, "Where is your master? There is no one else here!"

Erlang's figure appeared, and Li Gongfu recognized him by the moonlight, "This son is really Xu Xiaodi's master, we met this morning!"

Erlang Shen unlocked his body-holding technique, "Why is Lord Li here?"

Li Gongfu said vaguely: "I... I have official duties..."

Xu Xian asked, "Is that really the case?"

"By the way...by the way, let's teach that Wang a lesson..."

"Are you trying to vent your anger on my sister?"

Li Gongfu's face was hot, he nodded slightly, and said very softly: "En..."

Xu Xian looked at him softly, the same way he looked at Xiao Hua in his previous life. "In this case, we are all on our own! Hey? Why did you run away when you saw me just now? Do I look terrible?"

Li Gongfu carelessly touched the back of his head, "Of course you don't look scary anymore? It's just that you, a white and tender baby, suddenly jumped in front of me. I thought it was the Wang family's radish that had turned into a sperm!"

Xu Xian: Sorry, we are not our own people anymore!