[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Xu Jiaorong grabbed her younger brother's little boy and wanted to carry him home, but Xu Xian was taken away, and Erlang Shen had no choice but to follow.

That official still can't figure out the situation!He asked blankly, "Girl, what happened just now?"

Xu Jiaorong looked back and found that the prince had already left.She bowed to the officer, "Just now, the little girl offended me. Someone has been following me. I was afraid in my heart, and I grabbed the officer's sleeve in a hurry. I hope the officer will forgive me."

The officer rolled up his arrow sleeves, "It's okay, girl, just stop me! You're talking about that fat man just now! I'll catch him right now and vent my anger on the girl!"

Xu Jiaorong quickly pulled him back, "Guan Ye, he didn't really do anything, how can you catch him?" She pursed her lips and smiled, "Isn't Guan Ye still going to Heizhu Lane? I live in There, let me show you the way! Don't delay your business."

The officer nodded again and again, "That's fine. Don't call me Guan Ye. I just put on this clothes today, and I just clicked in the yamen. You call me Guan Ye, I really can't get used to it. You just... ...You can still call me Brother Li!"

Xu Jiaorong was kind and polite, "Brother Li, I was screaming just now, I didn't expect your real surname to be Li."

Xu Jiaorong led her younger brother to walk and chat with the official, Erlang Shen followed them.

"Yeah! What a coincidence! You just called me Brother Li, and I thought my cousin sent someone to pick me up! My name is Li Gongfu, and my cousin opened a medicine shop in Heizhu Lane. The next time I come here is to visit my cousin."

Xu Jiaorong said: "It turns out that the owner of Qingyutang Pharmacy is Brother Li's cousin!"

"That's right!" Li Gongfu looked very excited, he wished he could tell Xu Jiaorong all about his family background, "My family is in the city of Hangzhou, and I have loved to dance with guns and sticks since I was a child. I wanted to go to the martial arts exam to serve the country, but I didn't expect... Alas! I didn't expect that my family was in trouble, and I didn't have any money left to let me continue to practice martial arts. Due to the need to make a living, I asked someone to find an errand in Qiantang County. It's better to be a catcher in the yamen than to live on the streets."

After saying this, Li Gongfu secretly looked at Xu Jiaorong to see her reaction.

Xu Jiaorong was calm, she saw the signboard of Qingyu Hall from a distance, stretched out her hand, and pointed forward, "Brother Li, Qingyu Hall is ahead."

Li Gongfu felt a little disappointed, he smiled, and cupped his hands at Xu Jiaorong, "We are going to separate soon, and I haven't asked the girl's name yet."

Xu Jiaorong squatted slightly and said, "The little girl's surname is Xu."

"Then...Miss Xu, I bid farewell."

"Brother Li, go slowly."

In Qingyu Hall, Li Gongfu's cousin was checking the accounts in the pharmacy. He saw Li Gongfu standing outside the door and welcomed him in happily.

"Grandpa, come in quickly! I only heard that you are coming to Qiantang County, but I don't know when you will come. You said in your letter that you don't remember where my family lives. I was worried that you couldn't find a home. I didn't expect you to come Here we come!"

Li Gongfu greeted his cousin, "Cousin, I have grown up so much, I can't find the way, don't I know how to ask?"

The uncle and nephew chatted about the recent situation, and Li Gongfu's cousin suddenly sighed, "Now you are the only one left in your family. You are not young, and it is time to start a family. You stay here first, and wait Cousin will show you slowly, and I will definitely find you a good wife!"

Li Gongfu lowered his head and slid his fingers back and forth on the table.He asked eagerly: "Cousin, near your shop... is there a girl named Xu?"

The cousin laughed, "Oh! How did you know that there is a girl surnamed Xu in Heizhu Lane?"

Li Gongfu said embarrassedly: "I asked someone for directions just now, and it was Miss Xu who sent me here."

Uncle Biao also came here, seeing Li Gongfu's expression, what else does he not understand?Thinking of Xu Jiaorong, my cousin couldn't help sighing, "Hey! This Miss Xu is really a good girl! Not only is she born beautiful, but also hardworking, capable, and kind-hearted. It's a pity that her parents passed away early, and she was alone. Living with my younger brother is really hard."

Li Gongfu hurriedly asked: "Miss Xu is so nice, does she have a marriage contract?"

The cousin shook his head, "Not yet married. In the past two years, there were a lot of people who came to Xu's family to propose marriage. They didn't dislike Ms. Xu without her natal care. But Ms. Xu turned down all the good marriage proposals."

Li Gongfu was puzzled, "Why? Miss Xu doesn't like them?"

"None of them. Miss Xu said that whoever wants to marry her must let her bring her younger brother through the door."

Li Gongfu lowered his head and said stupidly: "Miss Xu is really strong, she values ​​love and righteousness."

The uncle added a cup of tea for himself, moistened his throat, "What's the use of emphasizing love and righteousness? Who dares to marry her? As soon as they got married, there was a five-year-old baby in the family. What's the difference between a little daughter-in-law? No! It's better to marry a widow with children! Anyway, the children brought by the widow may have their own surname. The younger brother of the woman's family is an outsider after all. , people will never have the same last name as you for the rest of their lives."

Li Gongfu was unwilling to listen, "If you really like Miss Xu, what's the point of raising another child? I just met Miss Xu's brother is very obedient and obedient. How much can such a small child eat?" ?”

The uncle reprimanded unceremoniously: "What you said is simple! How many extra things are there to raise a child? You have to consider everything about food, clothing, housing and transportation. In the future, when he grows up, do you want to consider his future and find him a job?" When he is old, do you still want to help him get married? Gongfu! You are still young and have no experience. Raising a child is not just enough to feed and clothe him, you have to put in a lot of hard work!"

Li Gongfu lowered his head and didn't speak. His cousin knew that his strength was coming up when he saw it, "Gongfu, I know you have a crush on Miss Xu. If she is willing to give up her brother, I will make arrangements for you so that you can hug her beautifully." Return. But she insists on carrying a bottle of oil, so my cousin will not let you marry her no matter what! You listen to your cousin, and your cousin will not harm you. When my cousin asks carefully, he will definitely find you a better one. Nice girl."

Li Gongfu stood up and said unhappily: "If Miss Xu doesn't want her younger brother just to get married, then I still look down on her! Cousin don't need to say any more, I still have work to do, and I will come to see you sometime."

After speaking, Li Gongfu lifted up his robe, and ran out in three or two steps.

The cousin shouted behind him: "You brat! You just came to the county seat, what official business can I entrust to you? Just lie to me! From now on, I don't care about your business!"

Xu Jiaorong didn't care about Li Gongfu at all, she took her younger brother and that handsome stranger back home.

Pulled out a cane from under the cabinet, Xu Jiaorong asked her younger brother to stand in front of him, and Erlangshen stood beside Xu Xian very consciously.

Xu Jiaorong looked at Erlangshen and said coldly: "Master, I want to discipline my younger brother, I'm afraid it's not suitable for you to be here."

Xu Xian said: "It's suitable! He will be a member of our family from now on!"

Xu Jiaorong yanked the table with the cane, "Stand up, I didn't let you talk!"

God Erlang secretly sent a voice transmission to Xu Xian, "Your sister is very fierce!"

Xu Xian glared at him, my magic power is low now, and I can't use the sound transmission technique!Quickly explain to my sister!

Perhaps the skill of understanding the heart has finally been lit, Erlangshen smiled at Xu Jiaorong, "Miss Xu, I don't mean anything malicious. I just said godfather or something, it was just a joke. I came to Xu Xian mainly to see I fell for his talent in Taoism. I almost forgot to tell you that I am a Taoist priest."

God Erlang is wearing a black wide-sleeved robe with auspicious cloud patterns embroidered with silver thread on the neckline and cuffs, and a crown of purple gold inlaid with white jade on his head.Xu Jiaorong looked him up and down, frowned and said: "To be honest, you really don't look like a cultivator. Most Taoist monks live in poverty, and the clothes on you are probably worth thousands of guan."

"It seems that the girl doesn't believe what I said." After finishing speaking, Erlang transformed himself, wearing a crouching dragon crown on his head, a hydration Taoist robe on his body, a yellow velvet ribbon tied around his waist, and cloud climbing shoes on his feet. "I dress like this, does the girl believe a little?"

Xu Jiaorong was shocked in her heart, but her face remained calm, "Young master's tricks have become better."

Erlang God didn't expect Xu Jiaorong to be quite wary. He sat opposite Xu Jiaorong and said sincerely: "Miss Xu, you understand in your heart that juggling is not like this. Xu Xian has a good foundation and is also a smart person. Follow me to practice Taoism." , is better than growing up ignorantly."

Xu Jiaorong turned her head away, "Our Xu family has only one seedling, I can't let him become a Taoist priest with you, otherwise the incense of the Xu family will be cut off."

"I'm not a liar on the street. We cultivators cultivate the avenue of longevity. When Xu Xian is ranked among the immortals, the incense of your Xu family will never be broken."

Xu Jiaorong still hesitated, Xu Xian rushed over, put his arms around his sister's hand and acted like a baby, "Sister, I want to learn this! I want to learn! Please!"

Xu Jiaorong was still on guard, she put her arms around Xu Xian, and said perfunctorily: "I still have to think about it, Taoist priest, please go back!"

Erlangshen stood up and nodded, "Okay! Miss Xu, think about it carefully. I will come again at this time tomorrow. Let me go."

After finishing speaking, a group of auspicious clouds rose under the feet of Erlang God, and the clouds carried him to the sky.

Xu Jiaorong had never seen a person flying in the sky before, she shouted in surprise: "Could it be that he is a fairy?"

Xu Xian sighed in his heart, a woman's intuition is really terrifying.He said innocently, "Master didn't say he was a god."

Xu Jiaorong pinched his chubby face, "I haven't promised you to recognize him as your master yet!"

"What does it matter, if you can't recognize the master, you can recognize the godfather!"

Xu Jiaorong patted him on the head, "Nonsense, he is only a few years older than me, why should I follow you and call him godfather!"

Xu Xian murmured in his heart that it was you who took advantage of his godfather. If you really want to talk about it, you have to call him ancestor!He held his double chin with his hands, and suddenly found that there was a big age difference between himself and Erlang Shen.If this is counted, how big is the generation gap between the two of them!