[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Sister, sister, today's meal is really delicious!" Xu Xian was sitting on a high stool, waving his little fists, his two fat calves dangling back and forth.

Xu Jiaorong looked at the brown rice and pickles on the table, "Good brother, it's so easy to raise! I came back late today, and my sister didn't have time to cook. When my sister cooks something delicious for you, you will have time to praise her. "

Xu Xian smacked his mouth, and put the rice into his mouth listlessly.Sister, I don’t really want to praise your cooking, I just want to tell Erlang Shen who is sitting next to me that I can eat delicious pickles, but I’m fat, what can you do!

After eating dinner in a leisurely manner, Xu Xian washed his face and feet and climbed into bed, ready to sleep.

Erlang Shen followed Xu Xian into the room and sat beside his bed.He hooked Xu Xianrou's fingers, and then pressed the small pit on the back of his hand, "I found you with great difficulty, why are you ignoring me?"

Xu Xianping was lying on the bed, covered with his beloved little quilt.He snorted coldly, "What are you talking about? You said I was fat the first time we met. I think you haven't missed me at all in the past three years!"

Erlang Shen asked softly: "Has it only been three years since you were reborn here? But I have been waiting for you for more than 150 years."

Xu Xian's heart ached when he heard it, "Why did you wait so long?"

Erlang Shen took off his boots and lay down on the bed. He picked up Xu Xian and placed him on his chest.

Recalling the scene of Dong Yong's death, Erlang Shen didn't want to mention the word death again in his heart, he said: "You...after you left, I returned to the time when Liu Yanchang was alive."

Xu Xian lay on Erlang Shen's chest and opened his eyes wide and asked, "Liu Yanchang? Am I not Liu Yanchang?"

God Erlang poked his fat face, "Based on your experience in the past few lives, I guessed it. You should not be the real Liu Yanchang, Dong Yong and... what is your name now?"

"It's called Xu Xian."

Erlang Shen continued: "You are not the real Xu Xian either. From the moment you were reborn, you replaced the fate of Liu Yanchang, Dong Yong and Xu Xian. You came to this world to change my third sister, and Seventh princess' luck. When you achieve this goal, you will disappear and become another person."

Xu Xian asked: "Then why do you always remember me, Xiaotiangou didn't remember me in the previous life. Also, why do I always become someone else?"

Erlangshen said: "I also discussed this issue with Sanmei. After you left, Sanmei forgot about you, and when she met the real Liu Yanchang, she thought of you again. In addition, after you left, the traces of your life They will all be erased. I speculated that you were like an illusion when you were alive. You used the illusion to remind the third sister and the seventh princess and let them avoid the doomed catastrophe. Therefore, everyone has forgotten you, the third sister and the seventh princess. Seventh Princess still remembers you. As for me... I don't understand why I can always remember you."

Xu Xianqi stretched out his hand to pinch Erlang God's face, "You idiot! Don't you know how to say nice things? As soon as we meet, you say I'm fat and I'm fake!"

Erlangshen smiled, Xu Xian was such a chubby guy, he couldn't pinch him with much strength, just like a small animal having a temper tantrum with its owner.Speaking of small animals, Erlangshen thought of the little bamboo bear he gave to Dong Yong.The bamboo bear was caught from the wild, Dong Yong raised it for several years, the bamboo bear suddenly fell ill, and before Erlang God could save it, the bamboo bear died.

I don't know what happened today, maybe after waiting for a hundred years, I finally got the person I wanted to see, I was a little too excited, Erlangshen felt that he was too sentimental today.

Seeing that the smile on Erlang Shen's face gradually disappeared, Xu Xian asked worriedly, "What's wrong with you? Is there something wrong?"

Erlang shook his head, he didn't mention the bamboo bear to Xu Xian, for fear that he would be sad.He just smiled and said, "I suddenly figured out why I can always remember you?"

Xu Xian asked, "Why?"

"Because I like you the most! Fu Guanbao, Xiaotiangou, Nitianying and everyone else, no one likes you as much as I do."

Xu Xian clenched his lower lip, his eyes curved into crescents.With a joyful cry, he threw himself into Erlangshen's arms.His limbs fluttered like a fish just caught ashore.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! You tortured little goblin you seduce me!" He raised his head and said with a smirk. You did it!"

Erlang Shen stretched out his hand and slapped him on the buttocks, "You're so young, you can't speak well! You deserve a beating!"

Xu Xian pointed to his nose and said, "Me? I'm not four or six years old? How old am I? I'm a hundred years old. Can't I just say a few words?"

Erlangshen said helplessly: "What age is your body, what age should you do."

Fearing that Xu Xian would continue to talk about being a hundred years old, Erlang Shen changed the subject stiffly, "You are still so young, how can your sister rest assured that you sleep alone? You asked for it yourself?"

Xu Xian deliberately angered him, "Oh! I also want to sleep with a beautiful woman like my sister! What a pity! My sister said that boys cannot be rich, so I slept by myself since I was three years old. If it wasn't for my sister's request, my I should be sleeping with my fragrant and soft sister in my arms!"

Erlang Shen nodded in satisfaction, "Your sister is a sensible person." He squeezed Xu Xian's fleshy arm, "Go to sleep quickly! Children grow taller by sleeping more, and I will be here with you."

Xu Xian rolled off him and lay on the side of the bed, "Dear Xiao Erlang, good night."

Erlangshen looked at him delicately, "Forget it, little Erlang, I don't care. But where do you put your hands?"

Xu Xian's little hand got into the lapel of Erlang God's clothes, and just pressed Erlang God's chest.

He looked at Erlangshen with extremely pure eyes, and he explained innocently: "Can't you see this? I'm taking advantage of you!" Stretching out a stubby finger, Xu Xian said, "I'm still a kid! It doesn't mean I'm mean when I do this."

Erlangshen turned him over, pressed him on the bed and patted his butt lightly a few times, "I should wash your brain, what kind of nonsense are you thinking all day long?"

Xu Xian lay on the bed and sighed, "When I grow up! I want to tell dirty jokes every day, and no one can stop me!"

Erlang Shen stuffed him into the bed, "Go to sleep!"

Reunited with Erlangshen, a big rock hanging in his heart seemed to have finally fallen to the ground, Xu Xian put his arms around Erlangshen's arm, and had a good night's dream.

The next morning, without Xu Jiaorong calling, Xu Xian woke up by himself.He raised his head just in time to see that Erlang Shen was also looking down at him, and the two of them showed a big smile at the same time, and their mood became very good all of a sudden!

Xu Jiaorong shouted from the window: "Xu Xian, hurry up and have breakfast!"

Xu Xian promised, "Oh, I got it!"

After getting up, getting dressed, and making the quilt, Xu Xian asked Erlangshen, "Do you have any business to attend to at Guanjiangkou? How long can you stay here?"

Erlang God helped him fold the quilt, "I have to go back tonight and leave all the official duties to Brother Meishan and the others. Don't worry, it won't take too long. I will be back almost tomorrow morning. Do you want me to use Lumeng?" How about letting your sister move to Guanjiangkou? Then we can see each other more often.”

Xu Xian thought for a while, but still shook his head, "I'm afraid not, it's not convenient for a girl to travel with my oil bottle."

Erlang Shen nodded, "Okay! I will try my best to assign Guanjiangkou's official duties and spare more time to accompany you."

At this time, Xu Jiaorong shouted from the window: "Xu Xian! Are you still up? I'm going to lift your quilt!"

Xu Xian quickly agreed, "I'm up!" He whispered to Erlang Shen, "I'm going to eat, and I'll be with you later."

After washing up, Xu Xian sat at the dining table, obediently waiting for his sister to serve him a meal.

"Xu Xian! My sister is going to Aunt Feng's house for a while, so you stay at home and don't go out, you understand?"

Xu Xian stared wide-eyed, and said very obediently: "Okay! Don't worry, sister, I will be obedient."

After eating, Xu Jiaorong went out, Xu Xian sat at the table and helped Xu Jiaorong tidy up the silk threads.Erlangshen said: "Stop messing with this, and talk to me."

Xu Xian bowed his head and said, "I'm doing the work with my hands, and I don't waste my time talking, so you can say whatever you want!" He raised his head and looked at Erlang God with dead fish eyes, "And I don't want to look up at you, you just give it to me." Look, don't let me touch it!"

Erlang God: "..."

After a long time no see, Xu Xian babbled about his daily life to Erlangshen, and Erlangshen occasionally responded with a few words, but never mentioned how he was doing.In his eyes, the days without Xu Xian have been the same for thousands of years, and there is nothing to talk about.

"Xu Jiaorong was worried that I would suffer, so she has been refusing to marry. Now I am worried about her marriage! What do you think I should do?"

He didn't hear Erlang God's voice, so Xu Xian looked up, and Erlang God frowned, as if he had encountered some difficulty.

Xu Xian asked, "What's wrong? Has something happened?"

Erlang Shen threw the silk thread in Xu Xian's hand on the table, turned around and appeared at the intersection of Nanzhu Lane in his arms, "Your sister is in some trouble, I'll help her, don't move here."

In other words, Xu Jiaorong went to Aunt Feng's house in the morning, and it happened that the prince introduced by Aunt Feng was also there.Xu Jiaorong wanted to put on a show and leave, but Aunt Feng's family kept persuading her to stay and have a drink.Seeing that the situation was not right, Xu Jiaorong excused that her younger brother couldn't stay for a long time because of her crying and fussing, so she picked up a flower and hurriedly left.

The prince followed out with malicious intentions, and always looked at her wretchedly.Xu Jiaorong was terrified in her heart, and she didn't meet anyone she knew well along the way.Just when she was at a loss, an official in the clothes of a government servant came towards her.

"Girl, may I ask how to get to Heizhu Lane?"

The official came, Mr. Wang hesitated and did not go forward, Xu Jiaorong saw that he was afraid of the official, so she grabbed the man's sleeve and said loudly: "Brother Li, why did you come? Come with me, my lord Uncle is still waiting for you!"

Erlangshen originally wanted to save people, but he didn't expect that the hero's chance to save the beauty was seized by a passerby who appeared halfway.The official followed Xu Jiaorong away blankly.

Xu Xian said to Erlang Shen: "It's okay, it's okay, it was a false alarm. I have to find a way to deal with that young master surnamed Wang."

"Yo! Tell me quickly, how do you want to treat him?"

As soon as Xu Xian raised his head, his sister turned around at some point, and the official followed her in a daze!

Seeing Erlang God next to her younger brother, Xu Jiaorong couldn't help admiring in her heart, what a young and handsome son!She asked: "When did this son and my younger brother meet? What is your relationship?"

Xu Xian and Erlang Shen looked at each other, and said at the same time:

"He's my godfather!"

"I am his master."

There is no tacit understanding at all!Again!

"He is my master!"

"I'm his godfather."

Xu Jiaorong: Whether it's a godfather or a master, it doesn't feel like a legitimate relationship!