[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The Seventh Princess rides on Xiao Hua's back, and before Dong Yong can save her, Xiao Hua throws her off.

How clean can a pigsty be?The seventh princess rolled around on the ground, covered in mud and feces, and her body was dirty and smelly.Dong Yong opened the door of the pig house, and Seventh Princess almost vomited bile while holding on to the wall.

Dong Yong handed her a cloth towel, "Here, wipe it off a little, go home and change clothes, come here in the afternoon!"

The Seventh Princess thanked her in a low voice, and Dong Yong said, "You have to get used to it, you will still have to dig out pig manure in the future!"

Seventh Princess seemed to be petrified, staring at him with big almond eyes.

Dong Yong comforted her, "But you can practice hard, and when you can use the method of transporting, things will be much easier."

Seventh Princess nodded quickly, and went home in a daze.

I don't know how many times the seventh princess went back to take a bath. Dong Yong saw her in the afternoon and found that her face was scratched.

In the afternoon, Dong Yong taught the Seventh Princess how to cook pig food.Chop the wild vegetables and cook them together with the bran and other things. Once cooked, it becomes a big pot.

"Every household feeds pigs differently. I am used to cooking all the pig food before feeding it to pigs. This job looks simple, but it is very tiring to do." Dong Yong knocked on the cauldron, "You Look, with such a big pot, you can only cook enough food for four pigs. When the pigs grow up, it won’t be enough to cook a pot. So, you come here every day, and you don’t care about other things, just cook the pigs’ food. That's enough work for you for a day."

The Seventh Princess was a little puzzled, "I looked at it just now, and most of the pig houses live in four pigs. Why is there only one pig in the pig house in the morning?"

Dong Yong thought for a while and suddenly said: "Oh! You said Xiaohua! Xiaohua is the pig king I selected, so it can live in a single room. Speaking of which, you are lucky today, not everyone can ride Pig King's."

Seventh Princess: "..." There is no way to feel honored...

Dong Yong said: "Don't believe it! You will be happy if you fall into Xiaohua's nest! Its nest is the cleanest! If you fall into another nest, what will the pigs do if they treat you like a toy?"

Seventh Princess imagined that scene, and couldn't help shivering.

The long-term worker at the gate came to look for Dong Yong, "Young master, Li Yuanwai from the east of the village is looking for you!"

Dong Yong nodded and agreed, "Understood, I'll go right away." He told Seventh Princess, "You chop up all these wild vegetables, and I'll be back in a while."

Li Yuanwai is a big household in the village, and less than half of the villagers in the village are his tenants.He is in his 40s and looks very young, but his eldest son is already.

Dong Yong went out and greeted warmly: "Uncle Li, long time no see! This place is dirty and smells bad, why don't you come home?"

Li Yuanwai said with a smile: "To be honest, I have something to ask you!"

Dong Yong beckoned him to go home, "Uncle Li, what you said is too serious, why don't you ask for it? You go home with me first, we have something to talk about."

Dong's house was not far from the pig farm, and when Dong Yong and Li Yuanwai returned home, it happened that Dong's father was also at home.

Dong Yong brewed tea and brought it into the room. Li Yuanwai held the teacup and said very embarrassedly: "Come today, I have a warm invitation."

Father Dong said with a smile: "Brother Li, we are all from the same village. If you have anything to say, please speak up. If we can help, we will definitely help!"

Li Yuanwai put down his teacup and rubbed his hands in embarrassment, "Isn't our son getting married? But the cook for the wedding banquet has not yet been found. I would like to ask, if nephew Dong Yongxian has time, can he help cook the spoon? "

Father Dong was a little embarrassed, "It's okay for Dong Yong to cook some home-cooked food, but it's a little bit reluctant to serve the wedding banquet." Father Dong thought for a while, "Why don't you go to a big restaurant in the city and invite a chef to come back? ? The chefs in the city must be better at cooking than Dong Yong!"

Li Yuanwai said with a sad face: "To tell the truth, there are too many people who got married recently. I was two days late, and all the good cooks were booked away. I also went to the city to inquire, and the cooks in restaurants are not good. Borrowing from abroad, you can only book a banquet in a restaurant. But before my son gets married, there will be three days of banquets at home to greet relatives and friends, so I can’t take them all the way to the town to eat banquets every day, right? Nephew Dong Yongxian cooks delicious food, and the village Everyone knows it. I really have no choice but to be cheeky and ask my nephew for help!"

Dong Yong really wanted to help Li Yuanwai, but the world pays attention to a gentleman who stays away from the kitchen. If he cooks for Li Yuanwai, the Dong family will be drowned in the saliva of the villagers tomorrow.

Dong's father was also worried about this, "Brother Li, this is really embarrassing for us. Dong Yong is a scholar, and he became a cook. How will the villagers talk about us!"

Li Yuanwai sighed, "Oh! I made things difficult for others, I'm sorry Brother Dong!"

Dong Yong and Dong's father looked at each other, feeling embarrassed.Li Yuan is a very nice person, and he is also a big customer of the pig farm. Every year, he orders several pigs for the Chinese New Year.Dong's father was quite uneasy when he rejected him so forcefully.

Dong Yong suddenly had an idea, he said to the lost Li Yuanwai: "Uncle Li, I have an idea, can you see if it works?"

Li Yuanwai's eyes lit up, "Nephew, please tell me."

"I have an apprentice. Although his cooking skills are not as good as mine, I can go to your house to help."

Li Yuanwai said happily: "This is really great!"

Dong Yong said: "Give me a copy of the menu. I will let my apprentice practice hard these few days. But you still have to find an experienced chef. My apprentice is young and inexperienced. I don't have any experienced seniors." Bring it, I'm afraid it will delay things!"

With such a result, Li Yuanwai is already very satisfied, "I happen to have a cook in my family, but his skills are average. When the day comes, let the two of them work together and discuss things! Nephew Dong Xian! Today It’s right to come to you! I’ll go back and bring you the menu!”

Li Yuanwai left happily, and Dong's father asked worriedly: "When did you accept your apprentice? Why didn't I know?"

Dong Yong drank the tea, "I just received it today! Dad, I went to the pig farm, you can rest at home!"

Dong Yong put down his cup and ran away. Father Dong took off a shoe and threw it at his back, "How can there be any apprentice? Our family hired a long-term worker today! Just fool your father!"

Back at the pig farm, the seventh princess had already chopped all the wild vegetables.Dong Yong checked it again, "Good work, very fast cutting."

Seventh Princess smiled, "My mother forced us to practice swords before, so chopping vegetables is not too difficult for me."

Dong Yong nodded suddenly, "It seems that the principles of practicing swords and chopping vegetables are similar. I think you can accept new challenges. In a few days, Li Yuanwai's house will hold a banquet, and you can help prepare the banquet."

"Banquet?" Seventh Princess quickly waved her hands, "I can't, I haven't cooked!"

Dong Yong: "Why haven't you cooked? Haven't you learned how to cook pig food?"

Seventh Princess whispered, "Can pig food be the same as human food?"

Dong Yong said indifferently: "Why is it different? It's all cooked! As long as you don't burn the pot and add some seasonings, isn't the meal ready?"

Dong Yong didn't care whether the Seventh Princess was happy or not, and took her directly to Dong's kitchen to practice.

"Let's learn the basics first. Learn to kill chickens and fish first."

"Ah?" Seventh Princess asked, "The chef in charge of the spoon doesn't need to kill the chicken himself, does he kill the fish?"

Dong Yong said: "Oh! You understand quite well, and I didn't fool you! But now I am the master and you are the apprentice. You can listen to whatever I say. If you want to be a chef, you must first learn how to kill chickens." In a few days, the pigs will be slaughtered, and I will teach you how to kill pigs! I will demonstrate it in a while, and you should learn carefully."

There happened to be two carp in the tank at the door of the kitchen. Dong Yong fished out a fish and put the fish into the wooden basin.Dong Yong held the fish with his left hand, and knocked twice on the head of the fish with a wooden stick in his right hand, and the carp stopped moving at once.Dong Yong put down the wooden stick, picked up an iron brush, and scraped off the fish scales with two strokes.

"After scraping the scales of the fish, use scissors to cut it open from here, and take out all the internal organs inside. The gills of the fish should also be removed, and the fish should be washed twice, and this is the end of the process." Dong Yong stepped aside, " Come on, try it."

The Seventh Princess rolled up her sleeves and fished the fish in the tank, but the fish was slippery and she couldn't catch it no matter what.

Father Dong came out of the house, "Son, is this your apprentice?"

The Seventh Princess turned her back to Dong's father. Hearing his voice, the Seventh Princess froze for a moment, then lowered her head and tried harder to catch the fish, wishing to stuff herself into the tank.

Dong Yong said: "You can be regarded as my apprentice! Dad, you go out to visit and have a meal. If you wait for my apprentice to cook for you at noon today, I'm afraid you will faint from hunger!"

Father Dong nodded because he didn't understand, and then went out very obediently.

After Dong's father left, Dong Yong found a net bag and handed it to the Seventh Princess, "Don't feel embarrassed, my father should not recognize you like this. Hurry up! If you can't learn how to kill fish, you will have nothing to eat."

The Seventh Princess glared at Dong Yong, and took the net bag to fish out the frisky carp.

The carp bounced back and forth, and its body was slippery. Seventh Princess held the fish and smashed it randomly with a wooden stick.Dong Yong said coolly at the side: "You open your eyes, can you hit the skull with your eyes closed?"

Seventh Princess screamed and thumped hard twice, and the fish finally stopped moving.Seventh Princess opened her eyes slightly, and Dong Yong applauded beside her, "You are awesome! Did you see that the head of the fish was smashed by you?"

Seventh Princess said awkwardly: "I... Shall I change to another fish?"

"Don't mind, keep scraping fish scales! There are only two fish in my house, don't waste them!"

The Seventh Princess held the carp to scrape the scales. When Dong Yong scraped the scales, she thought it was very simple, but she couldn't do it by herself.Suddenly the fish jumped twice, Princess Seven missed her catch, the fish jumped up and threw scales all over her face.

"Ah! How is it still alive?"

Dong Yong had no choice but to say, "It's dead, but occasionally it will move unconsciously. Don't be afraid, just keep doing it."

Seventh Princess wiped her face, wiped off the fish scales, and continued to cut the fish with tears.

After killing the fish, Dong Yong bought two chickens from the neighbor.

Or Dong Yong will demonstrate first, and the Seventh Princess will get started.

"Did you see it? First cut a hole, drain the blood, and put the blood in a bowl." He put the killed chicken into a basin and poured hot water bit by bit, "Hold on to the heat, and put the blood in a bowl while it's hot." Pull the chicken feathers clean."

Dong Yong cleaned up the intestines again, "Be careful here, don't break the gallbladder. You can keep the chicken liver and chicken heart, these two are edible."

Dong Yong showed the white and tender chicken in his hand again to the Seventh Princess, "See, there are still a lot of small fluff here. I will burn a bowl of strong wine in a while, and burn it with the flame of the strong wine to remove the fluff. Remember Be sure to use spirits as fuel so the chicken doesn't get blackened."

"Dong Yong, what are you doing?"

Dong Yong raised his head, and at some point Erlang Shen stood at the door of his house.

Dong Yong washed his hands and asked Seventh Princess to practice with another chicken.

He walked up to Erlang God and said, "I will teach her how to kill chickens and fish, and I will teach her how to cook tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

Erlangshen said unhappily, "Just toss about it!"

Dong Yong said in disapproval: "How can this be a toss? She doesn't know how long it will take to go to heaven. If I don't teach her some real skills, how can she live alone?"

Erlang Shen said: "If you teach her these things, she won't appreciate you, she will only think that you are deliberately torturing her."

Dong Yong said: "What do I want her gratitude for? I did my best for the sake of that basket of peaches!"

Erlangshen wanted to say something, but a black shadow rushed over, he quickly hugged Dong Yong in his arms, and set up a barrier around them by the way.

The black shadow collided with the barrier, Erlang Shen and Dong Yong looked down, isn't this the chicken in the yard?

Seventh Princess leaned against the wall and shouted at them: "Hurry up and help me catch it! I cut its throat, but it ran away again!"

The chicken stubbornly dragged its broken neck and ran around the yard, spilling its blood all over the small courtyard. It also overturned the fish basin and messed up the pile of plucked chicken feathers.Dong Yong looked at the chicken blood, chicken feathers and fish scales all over the floor, and pulled Erlang Shen back a few steps.

The Seventh Princess retreated into the corner in fear, and shouted at Dong Yong and the others: "You are here to help! How did it come back from the dead!"

Dong Yong and Erlangshen closed the courtyard door in unison. Dong Yong said quietly outside the door: "Don't worry, it won't run away after a few more laps. It will clean up the yard in a while. Come on... I'm optimistic about you..."