[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Hearing Dong Yong's words, Erlang's jealousy rose, "She is not allowed to live in your house, and you are not allowed to approach her! She is helpless now, what if she clings to you, what should I do?"

Dong Yong raised his chin, motioning Erlang God to look at the basket of flat peaches on the ground. "If you took something from someone else, why don't you do anything?"

"Then I can't put you in because of a basket of rotten peaches. The queen mother said that if the seventh princess wants to marry someone, it's okay. You read this sentence carefully. Who can the seventh princess marry? It's not who she likes." Who will you marry? Besides, she is not the princess of Yaochi, will your father let you marry her again?"

Dong Yong patted the basket on the ground, "Touch your conscience, is this a rotten peach? Where can I buy such a powerful rotten peach? And ah! How do you plan to arrange her? Let her eat in the Zhenjun Temple ? I am not willing to let her live in your house! Do you want to help her recast her fairy bone and return to the heaven?"

"I can't help her recast the fairy bones. If she doesn't have the determination to return to the heaven, it will be useless for anyone to force her to practice."

Dong Yong looked at the big basket of fairy peaches on the ground and was worried. He didn't want the seventh princess to live in the Zhenjun Temple, and Erlang God didn't want the seventh princess to live in Dong's house.It's too much to accept gifts from others, but not even give them a place to live!

Dong Yong thought for a long time, and finally decided that he still had to ask the parties for their opinions. "How about this! Let's go and ask Seventh Princess what she means, and see if she wants to live a normal life or concentrate on cultivation."

Erlang Shen nodded and said yes, "But you can't just rely on her!"

"Got it, let's go!"

Going to the guest room, the seventh princess has woken up.She was sitting on the bed, holding the golden hairpin in her hand, her face was pale and haggard, her lips were bloodless.

Dong Yong and Erlang Shen came in, and the Seventh Princess didn't even look at it.Dong Yong dragged two chairs and put them beside the bed, one for Erlang Shen and one for himself.

The Seventh Princess didn't speak, Erlang Shen lowered his head and said nothing, Dong Yong looked left and right, so he had no choice but to start the conversation himself. "Seventh Princess, you are awake!"

The Seventh Princess didn't respond, Dong Yong lowered his head and scratched his nose, the opening remark was a bit idiotic, why not just ask her if she ate.

"Do you feel any discomfort in your body?"

The Seventh Princess still didn't speak.

Dong Yong didn't care whether she listened or not, and continued to babble, "Do you know why you appeared in Guanjiangkou? It was arranged by your mother."

Seventh Princess moved her fingers, but she still didn't speak.

Dong Yong ate the flat peaches from the Queen Mother, and kept saying good things to her. "Your mother still loves you very much. Afraid that you will be bullied, she entrusted Erlang God to take care of you. Look, she also left the magic gold hairpin for you to defend yourself, which shows that she still misses you in her heart."

The Seventh Princess spoke, and her tone was quite resentful, "What can I do with the golden hairpin? Now I have no magic power, and the golden hairpin is no different from ordinary hairpins. If my mother really loves me, she won't put it on me. I am reduced to mortals."

Dong Yong's expression turned cold, "So many things have happened, haven't you reflected on your mistakes?"

Seventh Princess stared at Dong Yong, her big eyes were bloodshot, "My biggest mistake was meeting you."

Dong Yong laughed instead of anger, he stood up, patted Erlang Shen on the shoulder, and pulled him away.Before leaving, he told the seventh princess, "Guanjiangkou doesn't support people who eat rice. You can rest here for one night, and someone will send you away tomorrow morning."

After leaving the guest room, Dong Yong complained to Erlang Shen, "Why do I think she is so short on smoking?"

Erlangshen said: "I have already said that the Temple of the True Monarch can support idlers."

"Tsk! What do you mean? Say I'm meddling in my own business?"

Erlang Shen said innocently: "No, I think you are too tired. After you came back from the capital, you haven't had a good rest yet!"

Dong Yong glanced at him, "Okay, I'm going home to sleep. Get Seventh Princess out tomorrow, and let her know what it's like to be hungry and tired. That's right! You send someone to protect her, don't let her really suffer Already!"

Erlang Shen grabbed Dong Yong's bun, "Understood! Do you still need to order such a little thing?"

Dong Yong covered his hair, "The man's head can't move! Your hairstyle is messed up by you!"

Erlang blinked innocently, "Isn't our relationship okay?"

Dong Yong said contemptuously: "Just touched my head when we were together! Heh... man!"

Erlangshen: "..." suddenly felt that he should touch other places to let him know what a man is.

It has been two days since the seventh princess went to heaven and was demoted to the mortal world.Dong Yong went back to the village, instead of going home, he went to find Mr. Zhou and Fu Guanbao first, and told them that the matter of the vixen had been resolved, so that they no longer had to be afraid.

Back home, Nitianying and Xiaotiangou were still there.They were afraid of scaring Dong's father, so they stayed hidden in Dong Yong's bedroom.

This made Dong Yong's heart ache, wouldn't it make our little baby with asthma, and Ni Ni's little heart?He immediately started cooking and cooked several hard dishes to entertain them both.

When Dong's father entered the kitchen, he sighed, "My son is no longer an official, he can be a cook! Look at how well this dish is cooked! If you go to Beijing for the exam, your father will be hungry and thin."

Dong Yong said with a smile: "I'm back this time, and I'll make delicious food for Dad every day from now on."

His son was so sensible and filial, Father Dong was happy to hear that, he held the bowls and chopsticks with a smile and set the table.After a while, Dong Yong came into the house with a large bowl of braised pork. Dong's father said happily, "Son! Son! Come on, put it in the middle, how do you do so much? What if you can't finish it?"

Dong Yong went straight back to the bedroom with the basin in hand, and then brought a large basin of sweet and sour pork ribs, and a large basin of fried fish into the bedroom.

Father Dong asked, "Why did you bring all the dishes to the back room?"

Dong Yong said: "Father! Don't worry, that's not for us to eat, that's for others." He ran back to the kitchen, put a few dishes on a small plate and put them on the dining table.There are also two vegetarian dishes, the ones without any shredded pork.

"These few dishes are for the two of us to eat, Dad, let's see if my craftsmanship has deteriorated."

Father Dong: "..." I can't finish this meal, I'm going to be fed up by this unfilial son!So what does it mean to put a few big pots of vegetables in your house?Do you secretly eat at home at night?

The matter of the Seventh Princess was temporarily settled, and Dong Yong slept at home until the sun rose every day.

He has been busy chattering since he came back from the capital, Dong Yong is not physically tired, but his heart is also tired.Taking advantage of the fact that he has nothing to do now, Dong Yongzheng needs to think carefully about what to do in the future.

Dong's father was considerate of his son and asked him to rest at home, and went out to watch the pig farm by himself.Now that I have money, I don’t need to do it myself to raise pigs. I directly hire long-term workers, who work hard and are quick in their hands and feet.

The day was sunny, so Dong Yong moved the rocking chair to the yard and lay on it and rocked it. "I want to eat loquat, you peel it for me."

Erlangshen picked up the plate containing the loquat from the small table, and peeled off the skin bit by bit. "Are we all going to be like this in the future?"

Dong Yong lazily asked: "What kind?"

Erlang said dissatisfiedly, "Every time we meet, it's like having an affair." After speaking, he handed the peeled loquat to Dong Yong.

Dong Yong is also a little bit worried when he bites the loquat. As a great magister, he has never been in love.To be honest, when getting along with Erlangshen in the past two days, occasionally he felt a little uncomfortable. He wanted to be as natural as before, but he was afraid that Erlangshen would think he was cold.Moreover, it is indeed a problem that the two cannot meet frequently. Long-term separation is not conducive to the relationship between husband and wife, right?

Dong Yong hesitated and said: "How about... we will always have an affair? Isn't it said that a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing?"

Erlangshen: "...You always pretend to be dirty in your mind."

Fearing that Dong Yong would be bored at home, Erlang Shen took him to change his clothes and went shopping.

When I didn't go out, I felt that I didn't lack anything at home. When I went out, I felt that I had to move everything in the street home.

The salt at home is running out, buy some.It's time for the quilt to be removed and washed, buy some thread for sewing the quilt!When it comes to quilts, there is a hole in the quilt at home, and it doesn’t look good after patching, so why don’t you just buy a new quilt!

Shopping as they walked, Dong Yong and Erlangshen's hands were full of things in a short while.Finally, Dong Yong bought a pannier and put all his things in the pannier.Erlang Shen took the initiative and carried the things on his back.

When walking back, passing by a ruined temple, the locust tree spirit suddenly came out of the ruined temple, "I have seen Zhenjun, I have seen Mr. Dong."

Erlang Shen asked, "Why are you here?"

The locust tree spirit replied: "The seventh princess is in the temple, and the little old man is here to protect her."

Erlangshen and Dong Yong thought about it and entered the ruined temple.

The Seventh Princess was lying behind the statue, her face was dusty and her body was also dirty.

Dong Yong walked over and squatted down, "Seventh Princess, Seventh Princess?"

The Seventh Princess opened her eyes and looked at Dong Yong, her eyes were dim, and the proud look of the past was no longer in her eyes.

Dong Yong said: "My family happens to be short of a long-term worker, do you want to come?"

Seventh Princess nodded, and Dong Yong took out a pack of mung bean cakes from Erlang Shen's back basket and handed it to her, "Eat something, come with me!"

After seeing the seventh princess home, Dong Yong brought food, and the locust tree spirit boiled bath water for her.

While Seventh Princess was eating, Erlang Shen pulled Dong Yong aside, and he said very unhappy, "Why did you bring her back?"

"After all, you took her mother's fairy peach and left her a girl outside to starve and freeze. It's not good. What should you do if the Queen Mother finds out?"

Erlang Shen said: "Then you can't let her live in your house!"

Dong Yong discussed with him, "Let's do this! Give her another chance. If she still does it, then we will leave her alone and find a place for her to serve delicious food. If she is willing to change, we will It’s not good to block the road, is it?”

Erlang Shen reluctantly agreed, "Okay! I'll listen to you."

The seventh princess finished her meal, took a bath, changed her clothes, and changed back to her white and beautiful appearance.

Dong Yong sat in front of her and said sincerely: "Let's talk about the ugliness first. Stay with me, and you will have to dress yourself up in the future. You usually wear men's clothing on your face, neck, and Hands should be painted black. If you work in my house in women's clothing, people in the village will gossip, do you understand?"

The seventh princess has also experienced some things these days, she can understand Dong Yong's concerns, so she nodded obediently.

Seeing that she was willing to listen, Dong Yong heaved a sigh of relief.He continued: "Work with peace of mind in my house. If you are a little careful, Erlang God will take you away. Of course, he will not do anything to you, but just arrange you in a better environment. live comfortably."

Princess Seven didn't speak, nor nodded.

Dong Yong said: "I am also a mortal, and I also want to live a comfortable life, but I can't just be comfortable. I just eat, drink, and sleep every day, so what is the difference between us and those captive animals? I don't know if you have I have thought about why I was demoted to a mortal, but I think your mother and sister are responsible for today's results. They spoiled you and let you live too comfortably, so you don't care about the consequences when you do things, and you don't care about the consequences. No consideration of other people's feelings."

The Seventh Princess still bowed her head and said nothing, and Dong Yong didn't know what she was thinking.

"I've said everything that needs to be said. Think about it yourself. I'll tidy up Zhang's house in a while. You will live there from now on. The old pagoda tree will protect you."

The locust tree spirit is also an old acquaintance of the seventh princess, and they continue to live in Zhang's mansion, looking like an ordinary father and daughter.

Er Langshen excused himself to be worried about Dong Yong, and managed to stay overnight at Dong's house.Dong's father once again saw his son hiding delicious food in the bedroom openly.

Early the next morning, Seventh Princess was waiting at the door of Dong's house in neat men's clothing, and Dong Yong took her to the pig farm.

Seeing Dong Yong coming, the long-time worker hurried over to report, "Young master, there is a big hole in the roof of Xiao Hua's pig house."

"How?"

The long-term worker said: "I don't know! Maybe someone's little boy did something wrong and smashed the roof of the shed with stones. Then the big stones are still thrown in the pigsty!"

Dong Yong walked to the entrance of the pig farm in three steps and two steps, and cursed: "Damn it! Whose melon son smashed my little flower! I tell you not to be caught by me, or I will lift your coffins! "

Seventh princess looked at him cursing, her mouth grew too big, Dong Yong walked over and said, "What do you think?"

Seventh Princess said awkwardly: "I always thought you were very gentle and would not scold others."

Dong Yong said: "Do you really think my pig house was ruined by a brat? It must be someone who is jealous of our family's wealth and deliberately let the children come over to make trouble! I don't want to scold me badly, they still think I am a fool You will know if you live in the village for a few more years, the people in the village look simple, and occasionally have a lot of bad intentions."

Dong Yong called Seventh Princess to help him repair the pig shed.Dong Yong's family is rich now, and the roof of the pig shed is covered with tiles. There are many jealous people in the village!After all, some people still live in thatched houses!Dong's pigs live better than people!Who can be convinced?

Dong Yong and the Seventh Princess climbed to the roof of the shed, and someone below handed the tiles, and the Seventh Princess helped Dong Yong.

"Be careful, it rained last night, and the tiles were a bit slippery." Dong Yong just finished his instructions, and the Seventh Princess beside him disappeared.The small hole in the roof has also become a big hole.

Xiao Hua screamed and ran out of the pig house, Seventh Princess lay on Xiao Hua's back and yelled, "Dong Yong, save me! I can't get down!"

Dong Yong covered his mouth tightly, did he open his mouth too much?