[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Dong Yong held a small basket in his arms, which contained bright red dates as big as a small fist.I don't know where this jujube is produced, it is big and very sweet.Dong Yong moved a small stool, hugged the basket, and sat at the door of the Zhenjun Temple, gnawing dates, and waiting for Erlang God to come back.

When Erlang Shenfei came back, Dong Yong stood up and smiled sweetly at him.He was still holding jujubes in his hand, and wanted to have fun feeding each other with Erlang God.But when he saw the stretcher behind Erlang Shen, the smile on his face disappeared immediately.He also brought the date to his mouth and took a bite viciously.

Four gorgeously dressed waiters carried a stretcher to the guest room, and the unconscious person lying on it with eyes closed was the Seventh Princess.

Erlang God came over and took Dong Yong's hand, "So good? Are you waiting for me?"

Dong Yong squinted at him, "Yes! I ate a lot of jujubes to wait for you, and I was full. I worked so hard for you, and you treat me like this? You brought a little fairy back, you It's great!"

Erlang Shen took the basket in his hand and picked up the bench on the ground, "Let's go back to the house and talk about it."

After entering the room, Dong Yong sat cross-legged on the couch, and Erlang Shen poured him a cup of tea.

Passing the teacup to Dong Yong, Erlang God said: "The Queen Mother punished the Seventh Princess to pick out the fairy bones and fall into the mortal world. The Eldest Princess and the Fourth Princess were imprisoned in Yaochi for a hundred years."

Dong Yong grinned when he heard this, "The queen mother is too cruel! The seventh princess is at most trying to think of mortals! Is the punishment too heavy if you just take away the fairy bone?"

Erlang God explained to Dong Yong, "The queen mother can't help it. Immortals and mortals have been in love for many times. She and the Jade Emperor are the rulers of the heavens, so they should lead by example. If the matter of the seventh princess is gently put aside, the immortals will feel that the empress has done something wrong. Fair. There is the example of the seventh princess on the bright side, which can play a role in deterring the immortals. The crime of the seventh princess is not too serious, and the bones of the immortals will be removed. If anyone dares to violate the rules of heaven, the end will be worse than that of the seventh princess. Miserable. This is what the Queen Mother meant."

Erlangshen took a sip of tea and continued: "The Seventh Princess ended up like this, on the one hand because of her willfulness, on the other hand, it was also because she didn't control her personal maid well. Zhang Qiaozui was very courageous, so she directly sued Ling Xiao Baodian, make things big. Even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were caught off guard by her."

Dong Yong asked: "What about that clever mouth? She made the seventh princess into a mortal, so she won't be chopped into pieces by the Queen Mother!"

Erlang Shen sighed, "Zhang Qiaozui was so strong, she jumped directly from the 33rd layer, her soul was scattered, and her bones were gone."

"She committed suicide!"

Erlangshen recalled the scene at that time, "In front of all the immortals, the matter of the seventh princess cannot be delayed, nor can the law be favoritism. Before interrogating her, Zhang Qiaozui jumped directly."

Dong Yong didn't understand, "Why did she commit suicide and die in such a tragic way?"

"Zhang Qiaozui is very smart. She knows that she betrayed the Seventh Princess. Even if the Queen Mother didn't punish her severely in front of the immortals, she would not make her feel better behind the scenes. The Seventh Princess suffered a lot, and the Queen Mother will take care of her. Twelve minutes to go back. As the saying goes, death is like a lamp going out. She jumped down before the Queen Mother announced her crimes, so that the Queen Mother and other princesses would not be able to care about her. Otherwise, the immortals would definitely mutter, A maid has already lost her soul, and the empress and all the princesses are still holding on to her faults, which is really stingy."

Dong Yong nodded, "So that's how it is. With her betraying the master, she can still have a good reputation!"

Erlangshen smiled, and there was some appreciation in his tone, "The seventh princess has changed from a noble princess to a mortal. When she fell from the sky to the world, what do you think of the seventh princess? Worse than death, do you think Zhang Qiao has a sharp mouth?"

Dong Yong couldn't help but get chills down his back, "Sure enough, you can't offend a woman! It's too scary!"

Erlang Shen said flatly: "This can only be blamed on the Seventh Princess who has no way to control her."

Dong Yong squinted at Erlangshen, "You almost fooled me! I asked you at the door why you brought the Seventh Princess back. Why did you tell me this? I asked you why you brought a woman back to Guanjiangkou?"

Erlang Shen tilted his head and smiled, "Are you jealous?"

Dong Yong knocked on the table, "Be serious! Just when you were about to have sex with me, you brought a woman home. What do you mean?"

Erlangshen was afraid that Dong Yong would misunderstand and quickly explained to him, "The queen mother threw the seventh princess at the mouth of the Guanjiang River. She and the Jade Emperor asked me to take care of the seventh princess."

Dong Yong also understands that Princess Seven needs help now, "It's okay to take care of her, but how long do you want to take care of her?"

"The Temple of the True Monarch can't afford to support an idler, and it's not a problem to support her for a lifetime." Erlang Shen took out a basket of juicy, fist-sized peaches from his Qiankun bag, and he picked one up and handed it to Dong Yong, " Come and taste."

Now is not the season for peaches to ripen, Dong Yong can't eat them even if he wants to.This peach has shiny drops of water on it, which looks very fresh.Dong Yong picked up the peach and took a bite. The peach juice overflowed his mouth in an instant, and the taste of dates in his mouth was washed away by the freshness and sweetness of the peach.Dong Yong took two or three bites into most of the meat.

"It's delicious! This peach is the best peach I've ever eaten! We'll share it with everyone later, and if you like, I can make jam with peaches! This will keep it longer."

Erlang Shen nodded, "This basket of peaches is yours, you can eat whatever you want."

Dong Yong asked casually, "Where did you pick the peaches? Can you pick some more?"

Erlangshen was also happy to see that he was eating well, but he just smiled and didn't answer Dong Yong's words.

Dong Yong remembered that he came back from the sky and met the Queen Mother, so this peach...

"This, this is this the flat peach planted by the Queen Mother?"

Erlang Shen nodded, "Yes!"

Dong Yong looked at the basket of peaches on the ground, and then at the half in his hand, "Hurry up, put the peaches away quickly, I can't eat any more!"

Erlang raised his eyebrows, "Don't feel bad, these peaches are all for you."

Dong Yong looked a little sluggish, "I guess I can't stay with you for too long. I can learn spells, but I can't learn how to live longer. I eat flat peaches just like ordinary peaches, except that they are sweeter and more fragrant. "

Erlangshen felt a little disappointed, Pantao didn't do anything to Dong Yong, could it be that his fate with Dong Yong was only a few decades?

wrong!In case of the situation in his previous life, he didn't know when Dong Yonghui would disappear suddenly, and his soul could not be found in the sky or the earth.

God Erlang stood up and held Dong Yong in his arms, "Don't worry, if you still have memories of your previous life in the next life, remember to find me in Erlang Temple, and I will find you among many believers."

Dong Yong put his arms around Erlang Shen's thin waist, and he said sullenly: "I know. We will continue our relationship at that time, and the relationship between humans and ghosts will be nothing."

Erlang patted the back of his head, "Don't talk nonsense! Who is a human and who is a ghost?"

Dong Yong got out of his arms, "Stop talking, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. You put away the flat peaches! It's useless for me to eat them. You leave the flat peaches to Brother Meishan and Xiaotiangou. Skyhawk and they eat."

Erlang Shen took a peach from Dong Yong's hand, cut it into slices with a knife, and fed it piece by piece, "I won't give it to them, but you."

Dong Yong blushed and bit the peach, this is the fun of feeding each other!It's too sticky!

Afraid that God Erlang would see his face like a monkey's butt, Dong Yong lowered his head and gnawed on the peach meat. He asked casually, "Do you have a good relationship with the Queen Mother? Why did she give you so many flat peaches? Aren't flat peaches very precious? "

Dong Yong's words reminded Erlang God of the scene when the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother summoned him.

At that time, the queen mother asked Erlang God to take care of the seventh princess, but Erlang God was full of reluctance.The Seventh Princess likes Dong Yong. If she is allowed to stay in Guanjiangkou, with Dong Yong's soft heart, he will definitely help her often.Although Erlangshen believed that Dong Yong would not fall in love with someone else, seeing the Seventh Princess and Dong Yong often appearing together, how could he feel better?

Hearing the queen mother's request, Erlang God immediately refused, "I want to tell you, the little god is busy with work and has no time to take care of the seventh princess."

Erlang Shen's words were quite blunt, and the excuse of being busy with business was also quite careless.

The queen mother's face became ugly, and the Jade Emperor hurriedly smoothed things over, "Yang Jian, my empress and I certainly know that you are busy. But you have so many capable people under your command, you can send one to protect the seventh princess. It doesn't take much energy from you. .Besides, you seldom go to heaven, and today you specially went to Lingxiao Palace to help the Seventh Princess, isn't it because you have admiration for the Seventh Princess?"

Erlang God looked at the Queen Mother, who nodded slightly beside the Jade Emperor, probably thinking the same in her heart.

Have an admiration for the Seventh Princess?Erlang only thought it was ridiculous!

"Your Majesty and Your Majesty misunderstood, the little god came to heaven today because of my good friend Dong Yong. The little god was worried that you would take him as a mortal, so he came to heaven."

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother still didn't seem to believe it. In their hearts, mortals are like ants.They have no sympathy for mortals, and they don't care about the life or death of mortals.They thought it was a joke for Erlang God to be friends with mortals, and this excuse was not much better than being busy with business.

Seeing that they didn't believe it, Erlangshen had no choice but to say, "I can take care of Seventh Princess."

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother nodded slightly, thinking that as expected, Erlang God must have feelings for the Seventh Princess.But Erlang Shen's next sentence made them realize that they really thought too much.

"I can take care of the Seventh Princess, but I want a basket of flat peaches in exchange." He also gestured with his hand, "At least a basket this big will do."

The queen mother's face turned blue, and the Jade Emperor said, "Yang Jian! It's too much!"

Erlang said blankly: "If the empress refuses, then forget it. However, the seventh princess has caused a lot of trouble for the little god. Let the little god take care of her, but the little god can't do it!"

The Queen Mother said forcefully: "Okay! A basket of flat peaches will be delivered in a short while. Zhenjun Erlang really knows how to do business."

Erlang cupped his hands, "Your Majesty is too famous."

Just like that Erlangshen came back with a basket of flat peaches.

Erlang God taught Dong Yong the words of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.Dong Yong said angrily after hearing this: "It's true that my own children are pleasing to the eye! How can our daughter-in-law of the Dong family like Princess Seven?"

Erlang raised his eyebrows and smiled, "The daughter-in-law of the Dong family?"

Dong Yong pretended not to hear Erlangshen's question, and asked Erlangshen worriedly: "You hate the queen mother so much, will she hate you? Will she wear shoes for you?"

Erlang pinched Dong Yong's face, "It's okay, the queen mother is not so small-minded. Besides, the seventh princess is still in my hands!"

Dong Yong sighed, "After accepting such a heavy gift from someone's mother, we can't treat the seventh princess too badly. It is better to teach someone how to fish than to give him a fish. She is now a mortal, and she has no skills, and her life is not easy. Starting tomorrow, let her live in my house, and I will teach her how to raise pigs!"