[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"It's such an exciting moment again! Especially the first time, that kind of wonderful moment will make you unforgettable forever! Although every subsequent time will be wonderful, the feeling of satisfaction is far less intense than the first time .”

Dong Yong took out a sling of money and put it on the table, "Come on! I'll pay you!"

Seventh Princess didn't care about the mere sling of money at all. She reached out to take the money and said in a low voice, "Thank you."

Dong Yong snatched the money back again, "Not all the money is for you."

The seventh princess said angrily: "You still have to deduct money for such a hanging money!"

Dong Yongli said bluntly, "Why did I embezzle it? You are my apprentice now, if I want to embezzle it, I won't give you a penny! I will teach you the craft!"

He cut the rope that wore the money short, took a few pennies and put them on his side, "Look! You killed chickens and fish in my house, and broke all the wooden basins in our house. The few pennies are Pay for the tub."

Dong Yong took out a little more money, "You used my pot to cook and burned the bottom of the pot. This is the money for the pot."

Dong Yong pulled the money into his arms bit by bit, "In addition to those, you have to pay for the knife. When you cut the bone, you cut a big gap in the knife. This is the money to buy the knife."

After Dong Yong finished the calculation, the seventh princess found that only twenty copper coins were left for her.

Dong Yong pushed the copper coin to Princess Seven, "Here! This is your wages, are you happy? Are you excited?"

The Seventh Princess said unhappily: "I'm not happy, and I'm not excited. These days, in order to learn those dishes, I get up every day before dawn to cook, and I can only go back to sleep when it is dark. There is a smell of oily smoke. Look at my hand again! I am already like this, and you still have to deduct money!"

She stretched out her hand to show Dong Yong, her white hand turned red, with small wounds and several blisters on it.Her fingers used to be white and tender, but now they look like carrots just picked from the ground.

Dong Yong also stretched out his own hand. There were several dark brown scars on the fingers and the back of the hand, and there were thick calluses on the palm.

"See? Don't always feel that you are the most wronged. Who hasn't suffered?"

Dong Yong entered the room and took out a cloth bag and handed it to Princess Seven.

"What is this?" Seventh Princess asked.

"I'll give you a gift from your teacher."

The seventh princess opened it and found that it was a heavy kitchen knife.Stretching out her hand to touch the cold kitchen knife, Princess Seven whispered, "I haven't agreed to be your apprentice yet!"

Dong Yong said: "I have taught you the secret skills of cooking, it is too late for you to regret it! I didn't ask you to serve me tea, so you think it's cheap!"

Seventh Princess put away her wages and knife, and Dong Yong grabbed a handful of fried peanuts and slowly peeled and ate them.

The two sat in silence for a while, and the seventh princess suddenly asked: "Isn't that the relationship between you and Erlang Shen? Why do you still work from dawn to dusk? Doesn't he help you?"

Dong Yong threw the peanut skins on the table, "It's not that he doesn't help me, on the contrary, he is very helpful and respects me."

Seventh princess asked: "Is it respect for you to let you work?"

Dong Yong smiled and asked another question in turn. "Tell the truth, are you happy when you get paid?"

Seventh Princess glanced at him sideways, then quickly lowered her head, "If you don't withhold the money, I will be happier."

"So you're still happy. Have you thought about what you're going to buy for these twenty coins?"

Seventh Princess lowered her head and touched the purse at her waist, "I haven't made up my mind yet, I want to buy a lot of things, but I'm a bit reluctant to spend them."

Dong Yong said: "That's why I work every day. Of course Erlang God can make me live comfortably, but the gold, silver and jewelry he gave me can't make me feel satisfied. When I work hard for a year and get what I deserve At that moment, no one can give me the sense of happiness and satisfaction in my heart. Of course, his kindness to me can also make me feel happy, but I am an independent person. If I am always under his protection What's the difference between me and a canary in a cage with nothing to do?"

The seventh princess said in a soft voice: "There is still a difference...you are not a canary in a cage, but an old kite in a cage."

Dong Yong: "..." Very good, apprentice, you have learned the essence of being a teacher with a vicious tongue and a cheap mouth!

"In short! Being a human being is the same as being a god! That is, you have to rely on yourself in everything! You should reflect on your own mistakes. You have no way to control yourself, you are unruly and self-willed, and you haven't cultivated well. When your mother wants to clean up you, you will resist a little bit. I don’t even have the ability! Go away! Go away! If you stay a little longer, I will be pissed off, Master!”

Seventh Princess rolled her eyes at him and went home leisurely.

After she left, Erlang Shen came out from the back room, "Is it useful to tell her these things?"

Dong Yong nodded, "It will be useful. If she is really a puddle of mud and can't support the wall, she will not suffer from me long ago. She has the determination to recast the fairy bone. I don't need to teach the rest, she can do it herself." I can understand."

Spring goes and autumn comes, and a few years have passed in a blink of an eye.Dong Yong became a teacher in Mr. Zhou's school, and Erlang Shen often came to 'have an affair'.As for the Seventh Princess...she has become a well-known cook in ten miles and eight villages...

As for Father Dong, he passed away peacefully in his sleep one night.

Dong Yong endured his grief and took care of Dong's father's funeral.

Seventh Princess and Erlang God stood far away, watching Dong Yong kneeling in front of the tombstone.

"I don't understand, since Dong Yong is reluctant to part with his father, why don't you give him a life-prolonging elixir?"

Erlang Shen turned his head and looked at her, "After so many years, you are still like this. What we think is good may not be good for others. Dong Yong asked his father what he meant, and his father did not want to be alone in the world. Live alone."

Erlang God looked at Dong Yong's back and said to the Seventh Princess: "You have changed a lot in the past few years in the mortal world. You have worked hard and endured hardships. But you still haven't learned to respect others. Of course, disrespecting mortals is the fault of all gods. , I used to be like this too. But I hope you will not disappoint Dong Yong's hard work, you must know that you were really annoying before, and no one is willing to take you in except Dong Yong."

Seventh Princess nodded thoughtfully, "Dong Yong...doesn't he want to live for a long time? Then you two will be separated soon?"

"He wants to live, but he can't do it, and I can't do it either." Erlang Shen suddenly Dong Yong's previous life, he said in a mysterious way, "If you meet a person named Liu Yanchang in the future, remember to help him."

Seventh Princess nodded because she didn't understand, "I will."

The seventh princess stood aside and watched the funeral, and suddenly felt that everything in the world was like this.The sun will rise in the east and set in the west, vegetation will flourish and wither, and things will be born, flourish, and die.Maybe one day, the high gods will disappear.

The Seventh Princess stood beside the cemetery and fell into samadhi, and Erlang God stood beside her to protect her.After the funeral, Dong Yong's eyes were red and swollen. After he finished his work, he walked to Erlang Shen and asked, "What's wrong with her?"

"Suddenly she has a sense of concentration, and when she wakes up, she should be able to make a breakthrough in cultivation."

Dong Yong asked: "Is she going back to Heaven?"

Erlang Shen nodded, "It's almost there."

"I didn't expect recasting the fairy bone to be so easy."

Erlang laughed mockingly, "After all, she is the daughter of the Queen Mother, and the Queen must have left a back door for her."

Dong Yong clenched Erlang Shen's hand, "I have a feeling that I will leave soon."

Erlangshen clasped back tightly, "Don't worry, I will always find you."

Dong Yong smiled, "I don't know when it will appear next time, don't worry too much, remember to wait for me."

Erlang Shen lowered his head and kissed the corner of Dong Yong's mouth, "I will remember to wait for you."

It has been several years since the Seventh Princess entered the dharma this time.God Erlang set up a protective formation around her, and the locust tree spirit kept guarding there to protect her secretly.

When the seventh princess woke up again, full of fairy energy filled her body again.

The locust tree spirit appeared from the shadows, "Congratulations to the princess who has successfully cultivated and can return to the heaven."

The Seventh Princess was still wearing men's clothes at this time, her face and hands were covered with black ash, she said with a dazed expression: "I can't go back..."

The locust tree spirit didn't understand, "Princess, isn't that what you work during the day and practice at night?"

Princess Seven shook her head, "I'll go find Dong Yong."

Dong Yong and Erlangshen were playing chess, and the Seventh Princess rushed in directly.

Erlangshen said with a smile: "Congratulations to the Seventh Princess for recasting her fairy bones and returning to the fairyland."

Dong Yong also laughed, "This is a great thing! I'll cook some side dishes, and we'll see you off!"

Seventh Princess hesitated and said, "I don't really want to go back..."

"Why?" Dong Yong asked in surprise, "You have worked so hard for so many years, isn't it just to go back to heaven?"

Seventh Princess looked panicked, "I'm afraid my mother hasn't forgiven me yet!"

Erlangshen said: "The empress has never blamed you, otherwise why would she leave the golden hairpin to you? You can't use the golden hairpin if you become a mortal."

Dong Yong also persuaded: "You are timid because of your closeness to the country! The problem you are worried about does not exist at all! Your mother dotes on you very much. In order to let Erlang God take care of you, she specially gave you a lot of fairy peaches! I also look at the fairy peaches. It's for the sake of teaching you martial arts!"

Seventh Princess frowned, "You all helped me because of Xiantao?"

Dong Yong said angrily: "What do you think? Without Xiantao, would I let you disturb our two-person world?"

The Seventh Princess snorted coldly and left with a flick of her sleeves, leaving the gate of Dong's house. The coarse clothes on her body changed into brocade clothes.The smooth black hair was simply pulled up in a bun, and the golden hairpin was inserted in the temples, shining brightly.The crane flew from nowhere, flew to Princess Seven, circled her and flew into the sky.

Dong Yong and Erlangshen stood at the door watching, Dong Yong said with a smile: "Is this called... so angry!"

Erlang Shen pulled his bun, "Stupid, the seventh princess is leaving, you don't know how to sell well."

Dong Yong said as a matter of course: "I was originally for that basket of peaches!"

Erlang poked his face with a smile, "Little fool!"

Dong Yong said: "This time there are no big candles, let's celebrate in person!"

Erlang Shen bowed his head in celebration and used several kisses.

Dong Yong suddenly wanted to go fishing on a whim, "Let's go catch some fish, and I'll cook grilled fish for you when we come back."

Of course Erlang Shen listened to him, and the two of them walked towards the small river with a fishing rod and a small bucket.Dong Yong was not afraid of being seen by others, he held Erlang Shen's hand dangling around, like two kindergarten children going on an outing.

"What do you like to put in grilled fish? How about celery?"

Erlang Shen nodded, "Okay! You can put whatever you like to eat."

"Then I can't take care of myself? Ah——"

Dong Yong slipped and fell into a deep ditch beside the road.Erlangshen panicked and jumped down immediately.But it was too late at this time, Dong Yong's head just hit a sharp stone, and he was no longer breathing.

Erlangshen held Dong Yong into his arms with trembling hands. Although he knew that this day would come sooner or later, he was never ready to lose him.

The clear sky suddenly darkened, the day ended abruptly, and night fell abruptly.The corpse in Erlangshen's arms has disappeared.He looked up at the sky, the sun rose and set in the west, and the stars continued to flow.The wasteland turned into good fields, then into houses, and finally into a huge city.Dong Yong disappeared again, and he didn't know which year he went.

"Second brother, why are you here?"

Erlangshen turned his head slowly, and Sanshengmu was standing not far away. "Third sister."

"Second brother, I happened to be looking for you!"

Erlangshen managed to pull himself together, "Go back and talk about something!"

Sitting in the Zhenjun Temple, Erlang Shen looked in the direction of the kitchen in a daze, and the traces of Dong Yong's life disappeared again.I don't know if the Meishan brothers still remember how to boil the jelly.

"Second brother, I met a man named Liu Yanchang in Huashan a few days ago."

Hearing Sanshengmu's words, Erlang Shen's eyes lit up. He held Sanshengmu's hand and asked anxiously, "Where is Liu Yanchang now? Is he still in Huashan?"

Sanshengmu shook her head, she asked suspiciously: "Second brother, do you recognize Liu Yanchang? When did you know such a disciple?"

"lecher?"

San ShengMu said unhappily: "He seems to be a very gentle scholar, but he confesses his love in the Temple of Our Lady every day, and his words and deeds are very frivolous."

Erlang Shen sighed secretly, "Then it's not the same person, maybe it's just the same name and surname!"

Sanshengmu said: "Second brother, I came to you precisely because of this Liu Yanchang with the same name and surname. In my memory, I know another Liu Yanchang, whose appearance and character are better than the current Liu Yanchang. But I asked four The princess and Xiaotiangou, they both said they didn’t know him. Second brother, do you remember Liu Yanchang? What’s going on here? We are gods, our memory can’t make mistakes!”

Erlangshen remembered that the Seventh Princess once asked Dong Yong if he still remembered her.

In Dong Yong's life as Liu Yanchang, only he and his third sister remembered him in the end.In Dong Yong's life, he and the Seventh Princess should still remember him.

Except for myself who always remembers everything, the key to the matter lies in the third sister and the seventh princess.

Could it be that...Dong Yong is the one who specially came to help Third Sister and Seventh Princess?

The more Erlang Shen thought about it, the more reasonable he felt.Dong Yong was reborn with his memory because he wanted to complete the tasks assigned to him by others.Once the mission is over, Dong Yong will die and leave this world to complete the next mission.

So, Dong Yong has rewritten the fate of the third sister and the seventh princess!

But how did he manage to travel through time and space without being noticed?Who is hiding behind him?Why doesn't Dong Yong himself know what the mission is?

A mystery has been solved, and there are many more mysteries waiting for Erlang Shen.

Seeing that Erlang Shen was in a daze, the Third Holy Mother couldn't help waking him up, "Second brother, what are you thinking about?"

Erlang Shen lowered his head and said, "I am looking forward to the reunion with my old friend."