[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After ordering a large table of dishes, Dong Yong ran away without taking a few bites.Fu Guanbao was quite unhappy, so he picked up two mouthfuls of rice casually, filled his stomach and went back to Boyaxuan to continue checking the accounts.

The account book is not much cuter than the Four Books and Five Classics. Fu Guanbao just had a full meal and was sleepy.He was so sleepy with the ledger in his hand that he nodded, really wanting to go home and sleep!

A woman in purple clothes stood in front of Fu Guanbao lightly, "Boss, I want to buy a pen washer. Do you have any good ones here?" The voice was sweet and pleasant, very nice.

A visitor came, Fu Guanbao became more sober, he looked up... Whoa!beauty!Take a glance down again, big breasts!

Fu Guanbao was excited, the destined daughter-in-law came, and the sleepy bug flew away long ago!

The guy greeted the guests, "Miss, please." He pointed to the shelf on the left side of the wall, "This side of the shelf is full of brushes, please look at it, miss."

Fu Guanbao pushed the guy aside with his ass, he squeezed his whole clothes to the front, and said with a smile: "Miss, I am the young owner of Boyaxuan. My name is Fu Guanbao. What kind of brush brush do you want to choose? It's not me, we The goods at home are the most complete."

Zhang Qiaozui lowered her head and smiled, "I want to choose a brush washer from the previous dynasty as a gift."

Fu Guanbao kept nodding his head, "Oh! Oh! I see." He looked on the shelf for a long time, took an ice-cracked pen washer and handed it to Zhang Qiaozui, "What do you think of this? It's definitely a treasure!"

The brush wash is light cyan, and the light white lines look like ice cracks. It is obviously porcelain, but it has a crystal clear beauty.

The clerk secretly tugged at the back of Fu Guanbao's clothes, and said in a low voice, "Young master, the ice crack belongs to this dynasty, and the white glaze is from the previous dynasty."

Fu Guanbao looked at the shelf, and asked in a low voice, "The one that looks like a broken bowl with pickles?"

Guy: "...Well, that's the one."

Fu Guanbao turned his head and smiled at Zhang Qiaozui: "Hey, hey, I'm just joking with Miss, this ice crack is so pretty, but the brush from the previous dynasty should be this one!" He put the white glaze pen on the shelf Xie took it down, "This one is from the former court. But I think the ice cracks look good, don't you?"

Zhang Qiaozui pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Then I'll listen to the young master's advice. I'll buy this ice-cracked pen and wash it. Please help me to wrap the pen washer."

Fu Guanbao took over the brush washer, and asked the buddy to pack the things.

Zhang Qiaozui seemed unintentional and said: "This wash is for my future sister-in-law, I hope he likes it. My sister-in-law just got home after taking the Chunwei exam!"

Fu Guanbao asked: "I am familiar with all the sons in Guanjiangkou! What's your sister-in-law's name?"

"My sister-in-law's name is Dong Yong, does the Young Master know him?"

Fu Guanbao's eyes lit up, "Oh! I know Dong Yong better. We grew up together. We are good brothers!"

Zhang Qiaozui said with a smile: "It's such a coincidence. I didn't expect to meet my sister-in-law's friend as soon as I went out. Then I will ask you carefully. How is my sister-in-law? My sister was anxious when she got married. I I'm afraid she will suffer!"

Fu Guanbao smiled and said: "Don't worry, Dong Yong has a good character and can only learn well. He looks like a man who loves his wife! You can't go wrong with your sister marrying him."

Zhang Qiaozui inquired about other things, but Fu Guanbao just kept praising Dong Yong, telling Dong Yong all the good things he did and the good things he didn't do.By the way, I also want to sell myself, Dong Yong's character is so good, of course his good brother is no different!Fu Guanbao's whole body, even his hair, expressed such meaning.

Zhang Qiaozui laughed so hard that the corners of his mouth became a little stiff, it was too gruff!And it's all useless nonsense!

Zhang Qiaozui got up to leave, "My sister is still waiting at home, I will chat with you next time! How much is this laundering? I will pay for it."

The beautiful and big-breasted girl was leaving, and Fu Guanbao was very reluctant to part with him. He pushed the brocade box containing the brush wash to Zhang Qiaozui, "We are all relatives, what money do you want! Take it, I will give it to you." your."

Zhang Qiaozui shook his head, "My brother is still clear about it! It's okay if you don't pay."

Fu Guanbao waved his hand and said generously, "It's okay! It's just a small gift, worthless! If you don't accept it, you're looking down on me!"

Zhang Qiaozui smiled shyly, "Alright then! Thank you, Young Master."

Fu Guanbao moved towards her, "Don't be so polite, just call me Fu Guanbao. If you don't mind, you can also call me Guanbao."

Zhang Qiaozui picked up the box on the table, "Okay, Young Master, I'll go back first, Young Master, keep busy!"

Fu Guanbao grabbed the door frame and watched Zhang Qiaozui walking away slowly. The assistant came over and said with a sad face, "Young master, that pen wash is worth at least 500 taels of silver. You just gave it away. How can the boss explain it?"

Fu Guanbao gave the buddy two brains, "You silly boy, would I give someone a gift for no reason? I'm just putting a long line to catch a big fish. When I marry her into the family, the 500 taels of silver is not bad." money?"

The buddy rubbed his forehead, "Young master is really smart!"

Fu Guanbao proudly said: "The smart ones are yet to come! Who is that brush for? It's for my brother Dong Yong! If you give something to Dong Yong, you're giving it to your own brother. Tell me, I lost 500 taels." ?"

The buddy smirked, and gave Fu Guanbao a thumbs up, "The young master is really tall!"

Fu Guanbao shook his head triumphantly, "I won't tell you anymore, take a good look at the store, I'll go to Dong Yong, he's about to marry a wife, I can't let go, I'll try to marry him one day!"

After putting away the account books, Fu Guanbao rode his BMW to Mr. Zhou's school.

Mr. Zhou and Dong Yong finished their meal and were discussing the exam questions for Chun Wei this time.Mr. Zhou plans to talk to his students about the topic of the Spring Festival tomorrow, so that they can understand the routines of the imperial examination.

Fu Guanbao entered the room and saluted Mr. Zhou. Mr. Zhou said with a smile, "It's really strange. This is the first time you have come to my place after you passed the Juren examination."

Fu Guanbao smiled embarrassedly, "Sir, I finally passed the Juren exam, and I plan to never touch books again, come to you, I'm not looking for sins!"

Mr. Zhou smiled and asked: "Then why are you here today? It can't be because of Dong Yong, right?"

"Hey, sir, you guessed it right! I have something to do with Dong Yong, and I want to marry a wife too!"

Dong Yong looked disgusted, "Do I look like a matchmaker?"

Fu Guanbao sat beside him and put his arms around his arm, "Brother, you have to help me. You must be the matchmaker, and no one else is suitable!"

Dong Yong frowned and thought for a while, except for the girls in the village, he didn't know any girls!Besides, Fu Guanbao, the girl in the village, has seen all of them before, so I haven't heard of anyone he likes?

"Which girl did you fall in love with?"

Fu Guanbao smiled shyly, "It's Miss Zhang!"

"Miss Zhang? Which Miss Zhang?"

Fu Guanbao pushed Dong Yong, "Oh! She is your fiancée's sister!"

Dong Yong was pushed back by Fu Guanbao, "My fiancée's sister?"

"Yes! Miss Zhang Qiaozui."

Dong Yong slapped the table hard, "Damn, what are they trying to do!"

Mr. Zhou asked: "What's wrong?"

The Seventh Princess is a fairy, so should Zhang Qiaozui.Dong Yong didn't want Fu Guanbao to marry Zhang Qiaozui, but it was inconvenient for him to tell Fu Guanbao the truth.

After thinking about it, Dong Yong suddenly remembered how Erlang Shen fooled himself back then.He said to Fu Guanbao and Mr. Zhou seriously: "Zhang Qiaozui and her sister are vixens. If you marry her, within a month, you will be sucked and fucked by Zhang Qiaozui!"

Mr. Zhou frowned, "You don't talk about strange powers, how can there be any monsters in this world? They are all made up by the world!"

Dong Yong reached out and smashed the teapot on the table, the water in it splashed out.He pressed his hand over the teapot, the water flowed back into the pot, and the teapot returned to its original shape.

Fu Guanbao and Mr. Zhou opened their mouths, and Fu Guanbao yelled: "My God! Brother, how did you do it?"

Dong Yong smiled, "I know magic too! Do you believe me this time?"

Mr. Zhou asked, "When did you learn spells?"

Dong Yong said: "This is a secret, and the master who teaches spells won't allow it to be revealed. In short, the two daughters of Zhang's family are vixen, and I saw their real bodies at a glance!" He told Fu Guanbao, "You have to be careful! Remember to run far away when you see Zhang Qiaozui."

Fu Guanbao agreed unhappily, "I finally found a girl I like, but I didn't expect her to be a goblin! I even gave her a brush worth 500 taels. I'm just short of money..."

Dong Yong scolded him, "Damn! Who made you fall in love with me!"

Fu Guanbao was not convinced, "Everyone has a love for beauty! I don't believe you don't like good-looking people!"

Dong Yong couldn't help being cowardly, he was really intoxicated by Erlang God's handsome face, and now he was trying to protect himself from turning around.

Mr. Zhou asked Dong Yong worriedly: "Are those two vixen powerful? Can you handle it alone? If you can't handle it, don't try to be brave."

Dong Yong shook his head, "Leave the matter of collecting the demons to me! Don't tell the matter about the demons, otherwise you will startle the snakes and cause trouble for yourself."

Mr. Zhou and Fu Guanbao quickly agreed, "Don't worry! We will definitely not say anything."

Dong Yong sighed, he suddenly understood Erlang God's mood when he said that the seventh princess was a vixen.The less he knows, the better for those he wants to protect.He stood up and bowed to Mr. Zhou and Fu Guanbao, and was about to leave immediately.

Mr. Zhou kept him, "What are you in a hurry to do? Don't be in a hurry to catch a demon?"

Dong Yong smiled, "Don't worry, I will protect myself."

After leaving Mr. Zhou's door, Dong Yong's expression turned ugly.What does seven princesses mean?Instigate Zhang Qiaozui to seduce Fu Guanbao?What good is it to stay in the mortal world? Why do you have to cause trouble for my friends?

Zhang Qiaozui returned to Zhang's mansion with the brocade box in her hand. She didn't know that the Seventh Princess had already discovered that the golden hairpin had been replaced.She was still thinking about how she should explain to Princess Seven after she left all morning.

At this moment, the Seventh Princess was sitting under the peach tree in the yard with her arms around her knees in a daze.

Zhang Qiaozui came back, and said happily: "Xiao Qi, look what I brought back for you?" She opened the box, revealing a light blue pen washer with white cracks, "Look, the pen washer with ice cracks! You Give it to Dong Yong, he is a scholar, he will definitely like it."

Seventh Princess said lightly: "He already calls me Xiaoma, so do I still need to give him something to please him?"

Zhang Qiaozui said, "Didn't he come over to apologize last night?"

Princess Seven raised her head and looked at her seriously, "How do you know that Dong Yong came last night?"

Zhang Qiaozui said with a smile: "Oh, I let him in because he begged hard. Otherwise, how could he enter your yard as a mortal? I saw it last night, you reconciled. It's just that Erlang God Hateful, insisting on stopping you from being together. I don’t know what he’s trying to do?”

Seventh Princess said: "I went to see Dong Yong this morning."

"What did he say?" Zhang Qiaozui asked uncomfortably.

"Dong Yong said that he didn't leave home at all last night. I'm very surprised, who was the person you let in last night? The transformation technique can hide from my eyes, and the mana should be higher than mine." The seventh princess smiled, "Here in Guanjiangkou, there are very few people with more mana than me. It's not like Erlang turned into Dong Yong and came to lie to me, right?"

Zhang Qiaozui knew that the seventh princess had discovered the flaw, so she simply told the truth and broke the jar. "That's right, Dong Yong didn't come at all last night. The Dong Yong you saw was changed by me."

The Seventh Princess held the fake golden hairpin, her fingers trembling. "Your transformation technique can't be hidden from me, so...you replaced my golden hairpin."

Zhang Qiaozui casually threw the brush washer on the ground, took out the golden hairpin from his pocket, held it in front of his eyes for admiration, "Yes, I took the golden hairpin. It's such a treasure, I use it very easily! Holding the gold hairpin If you use the technique of transformation again, you won’t be able to see any flaws, and the little bird will cuddle up in my arms, talking sour love words. Hehehe! It’s really interesting!”

Princess Seven's eyes turned red, "Give me back the golden hairpin."

Zhang Qiaozui sneered, "Why? Just because you are a princess? My princess! This is not Yaochi, whose princess are you?"

The Seventh Princess hoarsely asked, "Why did you treat me like this?"

With a sullen face, Zhang Qiaozui said in a cold voice: "You still have the nerve to ask me why? You don't even think about it, do you think of me as a human being?"

The Seventh Princess stood up and said angrily, "Why don't I treat you as a human being? I treat you as a sister and beg my mother to recognize you as a goddaughter. What else do you want?"

"Listen, what a condescending tone! Since you recognize me as your sister, I don't ask you to treat me like other princesses, but you don't have to beat and scold me too often?"

"When did I beat you and scold you?"

Zhang Qiaozui sneered, "You are so noble and forgetful. Do the math, since Dong Yong's incident, how many times have you scolded me 'fuck off' and pushed me so many times, has the princess forgotten all of them? "

Seventh Princess blushed and lowered her head, "I... I didn't do it on purpose."

"Hehe, didn't you do it on purpose? Then if you got up on purpose, wouldn't I be out of my wits?" Zhang Qiaozui sighed, "I don't want to do this to you either, but it's a pity...our friendship for thousands of years is just that little A little polished by you."

The Seventh Princess couldn't help but her eyes turned red, "I'm sorry for you, and I will make it up to you when I return to heaven. Sister Qiaozui, return the golden hairpin to me! It was given to me by my mother."

Zhang Qiao held the golden hairpin and sneered, "Don't dream, I won't return the golden hairpin to you! Why do you think I tricked you from the sky? Because it's not easy to do anything in the sky! You are really stupid, For a man who doesn't love you, you actually disobeyed the rules of heaven and disregarded the painstaking efforts of the Queen Mother and other princesses! You are really an innocent, kind and considerate princess!"

Seventh Princess took a deep breath, "Zhang Qiaozui, why don't you tell me if you have any complaints? Do you really want to make things go this far?"

Zhang Qiaozui smiled viciously, and the expression on his face was almost ferocious, "That's right! Things must get to this point, and I will make you never go back to Heaven!"

Zhang Qiao held the golden hairpin tightly in her mouth, pinched the magic formula with her hands, the golden hairpin turned into a long sword, Zhang Qiao held the long sword tightly in her mouth and stabbed at the Seventh Princess.

The Seventh Princess flew up and avoided the sword.She landed lightly, tapped the tip of the sword lightly with her toe, and kicked Zhang Qiaozui's chin with the other foot.Zhang Qiaozui didn't want to get kicked on the chin, so he withdrew his sword and stepped back.

Most of Zhang Qiaozui's skills were realized by himself, while the Seventh Princess was taught by a famous teacher.In addition, she just got the golden hairpin, and she can't fully exert the power of the golden hairpin, so Zhang Qiaozui couldn't beat the seventh princess for a while.

Zhang Qiao held the golden hairpin and sneered, "The princess is the princess, she is really powerful." She made up her mind, grasped the golden hairpin and swiped it hard, a golden light flashed, and the peach tree with the mouth of the bowl was cut off, and the branches fell on the ground. On the ground, the peach blossoms on the trees were sprinkled all over the ground.

The Seventh Princess saw that the sword was coming fiercely, so she quickly flew into the air, with luck and magic power, protecting her whole body.

The golden glow flashed by, Princess Seven clutched her stomach, and fell to the ground with a muffled groan. She was still injured just now when she couldn't dodge in time.

The yard was in a mess, with flower petals spread all over the floor, the swings placed in the yard, and the water tanks with water lilies were smashed to pieces.

Dong Yong was walking towards Zhang's mansion. He saw the air waves rolling in front of him, the golden light was shining randomly, and his eyelids kept twitching.He took out a magic amulet from his arms, stuck it on his leg and ran towards Zhang's mansion.

Dong Yong cursed inwardly, which god is fighting?Could it be Erlang God who wants to kill the Seventh Princess to silence her!Is it necessary to be so cruel to a rival in love?

In Zhang's mansion, Zhang Qiao's mouth became more and more fierce, the golden hairpin was powerful, and the Seventh Princess didn't have any weapons and magic weapons at hand, and her body suffered more and more wounds.

The gods fought, and the house suffered. The magnificent Zhang Mansion built at that time has now become a pile of waste bricks and tiles.This is convenient for Dong Yong, the house is down, Dong Yong can see clearly who is fighting from a long distance.

He stood far away and did not lean over to watch the battle.How is this going?Isn't this Princess Seven and the girl named Zhang Qiaozui?Are they fighting each other?Why do your own people beat your own people?

After watching furtively for a while, Dong Yong lit a magic talisman. At this time, only the summoned beast Erlangshen could be allowed to appear.

"What? Think it over?" Erlang Shen asked softly standing behind Dong Yong.

Dong Yong jumped away and rubbed his ears.Pointing to the two women who were fighting in the distance, he said, "Be serious! I have business! Go and take care of your cousin! She will be beaten to death soon."

Erlang Shen sighed, he knew that Dong Yong would not agree so easily.Erlang Shen jumped into the battle ring, pointed his finger, and poked Zhang Qiaozui's wrist.Zhang Qiaozui felt pain in his wrist, the golden hairpin in his hand fell into Erlangshen's hand.

"What do you two want to do on my territory?" Erlang Shen asked coldly.

The Seventh Princess was covered in scars, and her clothes were covered with dust.Because of Dong Yong, she hated Erlang God the most now, she never thought that she would be saved by him, and Erlang God would see her embarrassment.

Seventh Princess turned her head and said awkwardly: "Thank you... Zhenjun Erlang."

Zhang Qiaozui pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Lord Zhenjun, look at our noble Seventh Princess. This is how you treat your savior!"

Seventh Princess questioned: "Zhang Qiaozui! Have you had enough trouble!"

Zhang Qiaozui snorted coldly, "It's not enough! Your Royal Highness, there are more difficult things waiting for you in the future!" After speaking, he used the escape method and ran away.

Seeing that the matter was settled, Dong Yong ran over to Seventh Princess and asked, "Seventh Princess, are you okay?"

Seeing Dong Yong, the Seventh Princess felt even more awkward. She lowered her head and covered her face with her sleeve, "I'm fine."

"Tsk tsk, you gods are really resisting! Look at how much blood you have shed, and you are still very angry when you speak, it is not false at all!"

Erlang Shen grabbed Dong Yong's arm and pulled him to his side, "Don't say a few words, you don't know when to speak."

Dong Yong saw that the Seventh Princess' face was really not good, so he closed his mouth embarrassingly.

Erlang God said to the Seventh Princess: "I will send the princess back to Yaochi now! Go back to Yaochi and apologize to the Queen Mother. From what I know about the Queen, she will forgive you."

Seventh Princess shook her head coldly, "I won't go back."

Dong Yong had no choice but to say, "Grandma, don't be stubborn! You are so injured, hurry back to heaven to heal your wounds! Your little sister fell out with you for some reason, what's the point of you staying here?"

The Seventh Princess knew that what Erlang Shen and Dong Yong said was right, but she felt that there was a breath in her chest that made her refuse to turn around.

Seeing that the Seventh Princess didn't speak, Dong Yong sighed, "What exactly do you want?"

Seventh Princess raised her head, "I want to live in your house!"

Dong Yong got angry, "Hey! You haven't finished yet! Don't think that I dare not hit a woman, it makes me anxious, I cut off the little jj, even if I am a eunuch, I will scratch you to death!"