[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

In Yaochi, the bells and chimes rang together, and the cranes flew to the north one after another.When the eldest princess heard the bell, she immediately put down the things in her hands and hurried to the main hall.Her mother, the Queen Mother, is leaving the customs.

Standing quietly at the first place on the left, the eldest princess held her hands tightly in her wide sleeves.Seventh Sister had just descended to earth, and she didn't expect her mother to leave the customs so soon.

A gust of fragrant wind came, and colorful petals floated down from the air.Several maidens in plain dresses, holding flower baskets, surrounded the Queen Mother and entered the hall.

The queen mother is dressed in a golden palace dress, with a nine-tailed phoenix hairpin on her head, and a colorful wreath hanging around her neck.

She sat gracefully and calmly on the top seat, and two maids dressed in colorful clothes stood behind her holding eight-treasure colored fans made of peacock feathers.

All the female fairies bowed down in unison, "Congratulations to your successful exit!"

The queen mother smiled softly, "Your honor, please be flat." She sat on the top and glanced down, suddenly frowned, pointed to an empty seat on the left and asked, "Why didn't Feifeng come?"

All the female fairies looked at the empty seats.Speaking of it, it seems that I haven't seen the seventh princess for a while.

The eldest princess stepped forward and said with a smile: "Returning to mother, after you retreated, Seventh Sister suddenly became enlightened, and she is also retreating now."

The queen mother was overjoyed when she heard this, "Well, that's right! Feifeng is the most lazy girl, she knows how to play every day. If she can gain something from this retreat, it would be great." She told the eldest princess, "Are you Eldest sister, pay more attention to her affairs."

The eldest princess nodded and nodded, "Don't worry, queen mother, my daughter has told the maids around Seventh Sister that no one should approach Seventh Sister's bedroom. My daughter is also worried that Seventh Sister will be lonely, so she left Qiaozui by Seventh Sister's side to take care of her."

The Queen Mother nodded, "You have arranged it very well."

After reporting the matter to the Seventh Princess, the Eldest Princess returned to her original position and secretly wiped off the sweat from her palms.This time, my mother has fooled her here, but next time it will not be so easy. She has to find a chance to go down to the earth to find Seventh Princess and Zhang Qiaozui back.

The queen mother has been in seclusion for a long time, and the Yaochi has a backlog of affairs to deal with.The female fairies in charge of various affairs took turns to report, and the eldest princess stood in the first place and became more and more anxious as she waited.After the court meeting is over, I am afraid that the children of Seventh Sister and Dong Yong will be full moon, what should we do?

In the mortal world, Dong Yong walked slowly to Fu's residence, but the concierge told him that Fu Guanbao was not at home.

Dong Yong asked: "Where did your young master go?"

The concierge said: "Mr. Dong, the young master has gone to Boyaxuan to check the accounts."

Dong Yong smiled, "Alright then, I'll go to Boyaxuan to find your young master."

After a stroll to Boyaxuan, Dong Yong heard Fu Guanbao's loud voice before entering the door.

"Come here! Look at this, why is there so much tea money?"

"Returning to the young master, most of the people who come here to buy things are high-ranking officials and dignitaries. When they come, it's hard to get white water. So we use high-quality tea leaves to make tea, so we can also have face in the shop."

Fu Guanbao nodded pretendingly, "Oh...you are right!"

Dong Yong was standing at the door and giggling. Fu Guanbao looked up and saw him, jumped up and shouted: "Oh! My brother! You're back!"

The two good friends stood at the door and hugged excitedly. Fu Guanbao threw the account book to the shopkeeper, "I won't check the account today, I will take my good brother to have a drink!"

Looking for a restaurant, Fu Guanbao poured Dong Yong a drink and asked, "Brother, how did you do in the exam?"

Dong Yong sighed, "It's a long story, I passed the exam, but I can't be an official."

"Ah? Why? Did you offend someone?"

Dong Yong nodded, "Almost."

Fu Guanbao greeted Dong Yong for drinks and food. He said indifferently: "It's better not to be an official. The two of us brothers stay in Guanjiangkou to do business. With your eloquence, your character, and your talent, we The two will definitely become the richest man in Sichuan!"

Dong Yong thought for a while, "Eloquence, character, and talent are all from me, and you didn't contribute to co-authoring to become the richest man!"

Fu Guanbao smiled and took a sip of Lihuabai, "How can it be nothing to me? I can give you money!"

Dong Yong grabbed a chicken leg and stuffed it into Fu Guanbao's mouth, "So you planned to let me work for you!"

Fu Guanbao grabbed the chicken leg and took a bite, "I'm trying to persuade you to open some! You have fame and fame, and your family's conditions are not bad. Whether it's doing business, or buying land and collecting rent, life will definitely not be bad. So you don't With a stinky face, relax, and the days to come will definitely get better and better."

Dong Yong touched his face, "Is my face ugly?"

"Well! Although she is smiling, her face is not good-looking."

Dong Yong thought to himself, I am not worried about the future, after all, why is a talented person like me worried about not having a job?I'm worried that I'm going to bend!

Dong Yong pursed his lips and asked Fu Guanbao, "Let me ask you a question! You... what kind of partner do you want to find?"

Fu Guanbao held the wine glass and asked stupidly: "Partner? Is it the daughter-in-law?"

Dong Yong thought about it, if he was with Erlangshen, it would be clear at a glance who is the daughter-in-law.Thinking of this, he nodded fiercely, "Yes! She is a daughter-in-law! What kind of girl do you want?"

"Hohohoho..." Fu Guanbao smiled shyly, "First of all! She has big breasts!"

"Pfft..." The vermicelli in Dong Yong's mouth almost sprayed out from his nostrils.

Wiping his mouth, Dong Yong said with lingering fear: "Go on, I won't eat anymore."

Fu Guanbao chuckled twice: "Secondly, she has to be pretty."

"Yes, is there any more?"

"Gone."

Dong Yong was speechless, "Is this the standard for you to marry a wife?"

Fu Guanbao said generously: "Yes! These two requirements are the only two requirements for me to choose a daughter-in-law." He patted his chest, "Look at me, brother! I am handsome and talented! I can't go too far in finding a beautiful wife!"

Dong Yong lay on the table and said weakly: "Not too much, not at all."

"Brother, are you troubled by love?" Fu Guanbao moved closer to Dong Yong, "Let me tell you, as long as you follow my standards to find a wife, you can't go wrong!"

Dong Yong broke his fingers, and Fu Guanbao had two conditions.One is beautiful, Erlang Shen is qualified, after all, he has been fascinated by sex.As for the big breasts... Let's touch it another day!It should not be too small...

Shaking his head, Dong Yong threw Fu Guanbao's unreliable opinion out of his mind.He put down his chopsticks, and greeted Fu Guanbao, "You should check the accounts first! I'll go and see Mr. Zhou."

"Hey! Don't go!" Fu Guanbao pulled him, "You came to see me without drinking or eating, why are you leaving!"

Dong Yong waved his hand, "I can only pour two or three glasses of wine, what's there to drink. And I have something on my mind, I will come to play with you again some day."

After bidding farewell to Fu Guanbao, Dong Yong went to buy some small gifts such as tea and snacks, and went to find Mr. Zhou with the things.

Mr. Zhou's school is still the small bamboo building built by the river, and the sound of reading can be heard from inside the house.Dong Yong stood by the river and listened quietly. He remembered that when he came to the school for the first time, Erlang God sent him here.In order to find a good husband for himself, he also spent 300 taels of gold.

Although 300 taels of gold is nothing to Erlang Shen, Dong Yong always kept it in his heart.

"Go back to God!"

Dong Yong: "Ah? Ah! Mr. Zhou."

Mr. Zhou stood in front of Dong Yong, and the students in the school had already dispersed.

"Are you back?" Mr. Zhou asked.

Dong Yong nodded, "Well, I'm back, sir."

"Go inside and talk."

It's lunch time now, and the aunt who cooks has arranged the meals.

Dong Yong handed the gift to Mr. Zhou, "I came back from the capital in a hurry, so I didn't have time to buy souvenirs for Mr. This is what I bought when I came here, Mr. Don't dislike it."

Mr. Zhou smiled and said, "It's good that you have such a heart, why would I dislike it?"

Speaking of this, Mr. Zhou gradually restrained his smile, "I have been calculating, you have to take the exam, to be on the list, and then to be summoned by His Majesty, plus the journey back, it will take more than a month to come back. You come back It's so early, is it... Didn't pass the exam?"

A layer of cold sweat broke out on Dong Yonghou's neck, "I... passed the exam and met His Majesty. I just traveled faster, so I came back earlier."

Mr. Zhou frowned, "That's not right! I remember you rode a little donkey when you left. How fast can you ride on it?"

Dong Yong wiped off his sweat, and the little donkey was sold before entering the capital. "The donkey was sold. I was traveling day and night, riding two fast horses alternately. I ate my meals on the horse, so it was faster."

Mr. Zhou nodded, "Okay! How did you rank in the test?"

"Test... I got a champion..."

Mr. Zhou frowned, "What's this called? Don't you even know where you got in the exam?"

Dong Yong felt that Mr. Zhou's questioning today was very sharp, so he changed the matter of the refugees and told Mr. Zhou again.

"That's the way it is. I offended the emperor, so I don't want to be an official. Returning to my hometown to farm and raise pigs is also a way out."

Mr. Zhou nodded in satisfaction, "You are right to do this, and it is not in vain to waste the books I have taught you for so many years."

Dong Yong smiled, "Thank you, sir, for understanding me. I have already thought about it. After returning to my hometown, I will plant land, raise pigs, and do 360 jobs. I will be the number one!"

"You are an open-minded person. Since you have already thought of a way out, why are you still a little depressed?"

Dong Yong smiled dryly, "I...I'm thinking about my life-long event!"

Mr. Zhou suddenly said, "Oh! I went there when your father made your engagement. Your fiancée is very beautiful, and it is said that her family background is also good. She is a good match for you!"

Dong Yong smiled bitterly, "I don't like my fiancée, I will return this marriage." Mr. Zhou is Dong Yong's mentor, and Dong Yong wants to get some advice from him.

"Sir, someone expressed his affection for me. If I accept it, there will be serious consequences. Tell me... Do you want me to stay away from him?"

Mr. Zhou thought for a while and replied: "I don't know much about the relationship between men and women, but since you can come to ask my opinion, it means that you like her. Dong Yong, you are a decisive person. If you don't If you like her, you don't know how to ask anyone, and you just refuse it, since you asked her, it means you like her."

Dong Yong took a deep breath, and felt that it was not a wise move to ask Fu Guanbao and Mr. Zhou for advice on love issues.They both seem to be trying to bend me!