[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Dong Yong, who was kissed, immediately turned into an idiot. Erlang tilted his head, "Why didn't you respond? Is it annoying?"

Dong Yong came back to his senses, he stammered and said: "No! I don't hate it!" It was just a touch of his lips, soft and nothing else.

Erlangshen laughed, like a mountain spring that melted from ice, clear and sweet. "Do you want to try again?"

Dong Yong: "Try?"

With a smile on the corner of Erlangshen's mouth, he lowered his head and held Dong Yong's lower lip, licking and biting it lightly.Dong Yong's heart trembled wildly, he clawed his hands, he didn't know where to put his hands.

Dong Yong shouted wildly in his heart: The 'try' I just said is an interrogative sentence!Not an affirmative sentence!

The Seventh Princess kept staring at Erlang God. She saw Erlang God kissing Dong Yong with her clairvoyant eyes, and she was shocked and angry!When she saw Erlang God kissing Dong Yong for the second time, the Seventh Princess was about to explode. She went through the wall and slapped Erlang God on the back.

Erlangshen circled Dong Yong with his arms around him, avoiding the scheme of the Seventh Princess.When he reached a safe place, he lowered his head and pecked Dong Yongshuiliang's lips again.

"Don't be afraid."

Su's Yibi's voice rang in Dong Yong's ears, and Dong Yong's face, neck, and ears were all red.Damn, it's too sour, and my legs are a little weak.

The Seventh Princess scolded angrily: "Let go of Dong Yong!"

Erlang Shen said flatly: "Don't let go."

Seventh Princess scolded without hesitation: "God Erlang, you are shameless! Dong Yong regards you as a friend, and you, you, you, you think so much about him, you are so disgusting!"

Erlang Shen asked lightly: "Don't you have the same thoughts about Dong Yong? What right do you have to call me shameless? Call me disgusting?"

The Seventh Princess was angry, "How can I be like you, I am a woman and you are a man!"

Erlang Shen said coldly: "It's the same in my eyes. You never ask Dong Yong's opinion when you do things, and you always make your own opinions. You don't care whether Dong Yongxi likes you or what danger you will bring to him. You just keep leaning towards him!"

The Seventh Fairy was a bit at a loss for words, she thought for a while and defended: "Dong Yong likes me! He is willing to be with me, and he is willing to fight against Heaven with me. If it weren't for you, we would have lived happily together long ago!"

Erlangshen sneered, "Delusion is a kind of disease, you should go back to Heaven for treatment as soon as possible!"

The Seventh Fairy couldn't say no to Erlang God, she turned her head to look at Dong Yong, "Dong Yong, tell me, do you like me or not!"

At this time, Dong Yong was still touching his lips like a little fool. When he heard what the Seven Fairies said, he didn't think about it at all, and just shook his head like a conditioned reflex.In his mind, as long as it comes to whether he likes Princess Seven or not, he just shakes his head, and there is no need to think about it.

Seeing Dong Yong shaking his head blankly, Erlangshen couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth.Seventh Princess got angry, "Dong Yong! That's not what you said last night!"

Dong Yong was stunned, "I slept at home last night! I haven't been out, and I haven't seen you."

Seventh Princess took his hand, "Don't be afraid of Erlang God! I'm right here, tell him the truth, I'm the one you like."

Erlang God took Dong Yong's other hand and said to Princess Seven: "Dong Yong didn't push me away just now, it means he likes me."

The Seventh Princess and Erlangshen have known each other for so long, and this is the first time they know that he is so brazen.She pulled Dong Yong to her side, "Tell me! Who do you really like?"

Both of Dong Yong's hands were tightly held, and he was a little at a loss.Seventh Princess stared at herself, and Erlang Shen was also anxiously waiting for his answer.

Dong Yong coughed twice and cleared his throat, "I think... I'm not interested in dating or getting married. I think it's good if I can always be a happy single dog." He gently Breaking away from Princess Seven and Erlang Shen, "You are all very good gods, I think we can always be friends! Haha, haha, right?"

Dong Yong sent good cards to the two gods, and asked them to be friends together. It can be said that his answer is very official.

Princess Seven's tears rolled down her fair face, she looked at Dong Yong and asked: "Is everything you said to me last night a lie?"

Dong Yong sighed, "I really didn't look for you last night."

Seventh Princess's heart was cold, Dong Yong handed her a handkerchief, and comforted her: "Don't cry, wipe your tears, go home and sleep, tomorrow you will be a good man again."

The Seventh Princess slapped off the handkerchief in his hand, and left crying.

Dong Yong picked up the light blue handkerchief and dusted off the dust.

The seventh princess left, only Dong Yong and Erlang Shen were left in the room.Dong Yong felt that there was a rabbit in his heart, jumping up and down from left to right, up and down.

Erlang Shen said slowly: "Do you know why I want to teach you how to practice? Because I want you to become a fairy, so that we can be together for a long time. I originally planned to wait for you to cultivate to a positive result, and then slowly tell my heart to you. You. But the appearance of the seventh princess made me change my mind."

He stood in front of Dong Yong, "I'm sorry, I offended you just now. I hope my words don't burden you, please think about the details of our relationship, please think about it... Are you Like me too."

Dong Yong kept his head down and didn't respond. Erlang Shen left his bedroom with a soft sigh.

When everyone was gone, Dong Yong threw himself into the bed, kicked his legs so frantically that he kicked off his shoes.All big assholes!Don't be burdened by what you say, kissing me is the biggest burden, okay?The Seventh Princess is right, I treat you as a friend, but you want to fuck me!

Dong Yong rolled around on the bed irritably, and Dong's father brought a plate of yellow loquat into the room.

"Son, come and taste it. The loquat that Master Fu sent two days ago is very sweet. I put the loquat in the well and it's still fresh!"

Dong Yong lay on the bed like a salted fish, "Father, I don't want to eat loquat now..."

Father Dong asked with great concern: "What's the matter? Son, are you tired?"

Dong Yong suddenly sat up from the bed, "Father! You said... do I look good?"

Dong's father looked at him carefully, and said very frankly: "Let's just go about it!"

Dong Yong smiled sternly, "Father, you don't know anything about my appearance! Do you know? Your son and I are now a confidante! If it is written into a playbook, this story will make two gods fall in love with me!"

Father Dong put down the loquat, touched Dong Yong's forehead, "Oh! You have a fever!"

Dong Yong grinned, "I'm not sick! Your hands are too cold!"

Father Dong nodded, "Oh, yes, I washed the loquat with well water just now, and my hands were cold. Son! Are you feeling uncomfortable because you can't be an official? You go out for a stroll and visit Fu Guanbao for two days , bored every day, I'm afraid you'll get sick from boredom."

Dong Yong sighed, "It's fine, I'm back, and I haven't seen Fu Guanbao and Mr. Zhou yet! I can't be an official, so I have to tell Mr. Zhou, after all, he is my mentor."

After eating two cold loquats, Dong Yong changed into neat clothes and went to find Fu Guanbao.

Erlangshen stayed at Dong's house and did not leave. He knew where Dong Yong was going by looking at the direction Dong Yong left.Thinking of Fu Guanbao, Erlang gritted his teeth, he really wanted to arrest Dong Yong immediately and not allow him to see Fu Guanbao.But he just had a showdown with Dong Yong, and when he appeared, Dong Yong would only feel embarrassed.

Out of sight, out of mind, God Erlang left an amulet on Dong Yong's body and went straight back to the Zhenjun Temple.He still has a lot of things to deal with, and it is inconvenient to stay in Dong's house for a long time.

Dong Yong walked slowly towards Fu Guanbao's house. Neither he nor Erlang Shen knew that Zhang Qiaozui had already followed him.

The seventh princess flew back to Zhang's mansion, this time she didn't cry.

Curling her legs, she leaned on the chaise longue in front of the window with empty eyes.The petals of peach blossoms were blown into the house by the breeze, and the seventh princess opened her white hands to catch the pink and tender petals.

Last night, Dong Yong's sweet words still echoed in his ears, the sun shone on Seventh Princess' hands, she crushed the petals in her palm, and smashed the window with her fist.

Jumping out from the broken window, Seventh Princess landed in the yard and played a set of palms, destroying everything in the yard.The Seventh Princess still felt unhappy, so she pulled out the golden hairpin from her bun and recited the formula silently in her heart, but the golden hairpin was still the same.

The Seventh Princess felt that something was wrong, so she hurriedly brought the hairpin to her eyes for a closer look.There is no difference in appearance and weight, but the hairpin has become an ordinary golden hairpin in the mortal world, and cannot use a little mana.

Oops!The gold hairpin is fake!

Princess Seven panicked.what to do?When was the hairpin replaced, and who stole his golden hairpin!This golden hairpin was originally a magic weapon of her mother. She liked it after seeing it, and it took a long time for her mother to give it to her.None of the other sisters, and they envied it for a while.Now that the golden hairpin is lost, how should she explain to her mother?If someone held a golden hairpin and used mana indiscriminately, wouldn't she have caused a catastrophe!

"Sister Qiaozui! Sister Qiaozui!" The Seventh Princess searched for Zhang Mansion, but Zhang Qiaozui followed Dong Yong, she was not in Zhang Mansion.

The Seventh Princess couldn't find Zhang Qiaozui in the Zhang Mansion. She recalled that Zhang Qiaozui combed her hair yesterday. Could it be the golden hairpin she changed?

Thinking of this, Princess Qi's heart might turn cold. She sat in the room sullenly, and the more she thought about it, the colder her heart became.

There are several protective formations in the mansion, not to mention ordinary people, even Erlang God would have to work hard to get in.Therefore, it is impossible for an outsider to take the golden hairpin.

There are many people who know that they have the golden hairpin, but few people know what the golden hairpin looks like.Zhang Qiaozui has been taking care of her food and daily life personally. Apart from herself, only Zhang Qiaozui can touch the golden hairpin.

Looking down at the fake hairpin in her hand, the Seventh Princess has confirmed that Zhang Qiaozui was the one who changed the hairpin secretly.Only she can make this fake hairpin, and only she can steal the golden hairpin under her nose.

The Seventh Princess held the false hairpin tightly, and suddenly realized that the person who talked to her under the peach tree last night was really not Dong Yong, but Zhang Qiaozui.The only thing she can't understand now is why Zhang Qiaozui did this?