[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Dong's father slept all night before he understood what was going on yesterday. He said in a panic, "Didn't Dad get drunk yesterday? I woke up in the morning, and I lay on the bed thinking about it! The more I thought about it, the more something was wrong! If it’s not a drama book, I’ll make a family relationship for you, how can you be a god and a monster at the same time?”

Dong Yong rubbed his eyes, got out of bed and put on his clothes, "Father, let me ask you something, do you want Princess Seven to be your daughter-in-law?"

Ai Ai Dong's father said: "I want to. But if you don't want to, dad can't force you!"

Dong Yong folded the quilt and put it on top of the mahogany box next to the bed. "Father, you are right to think so! You were drunk yesterday, I will explain it to you today, you remember! The seventh princess is very good, I don't marry her, one is because I don't like her, two It’s because the Heavenly Court does not allow immortals to fall in love, once the Heavenly Court finds out about it, I will report directly to the Underworld, your eldest son.”

Dong's father nodded again and again, "Enen, Dad has remembered! Dad listens to you!"

Dong Yong comforted: "Father, you don't have to be too nervous. The Seventh Princess is proud, and I can send her anger back to the sky with a word of my little mother. We are just like before, just live in peace of mind."

Father Dong breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good."

Dong Yong found a piece of clothing from the closet and handed it to Father Dong, "Father, change the clothes, I will cook. Let's not go out these two days, and stay at home to avoid the limelight."

Dong's father put on his coat, "Okay, I got it! Hey! Just wait for a while, come back!"

Dong Yong was called back by his father before he walked out of the bedroom door. He turned his head and asked, "What's the matter?"

Father Dong said nervously: "You haven't told me the most important thing yet! You went to the capital to take the exam, how did you do? Did you pass?"

Dong Yong scratched his chin, "You got hit... right?"

"What do you mean by winning? Are you anxious to kill dad? If you win, you win, and if you don't win, you lose! Don't worry, even if you fail, dad won't scold you!"

Dong Yong sat back on the bed, not knowing how to explain to his father.There are scenes of Erlang God and Emperor Wenchang in it, and it is like a supernatural event when it is said, this must not frighten the old man!

The brain was running fast, and Dong Yong spit out a lot of nonsense quickly. "When I went to take the exam, all the refugees from the east of the river blocked the gate of the capital. It was very pitiful. How could I see this? So when I saw the emperor, I said, I want to be loyal! This refugee If the matter is not resolved, won’t the country’s foundation be ruined? When the emperor heard this, hey, it really makes sense, so he distributed spring plowing seeds to the refugees and let them go back to their hometowns.”

Dong Yong thought for a while and added: "I am your son! I am still very good! I was admitted to the number one scholar, but I didn't go to the official department for the exam, and I don't plan to take the exam in the future. After all, my advice is too harsh. Although the emperor listened to my advice, he was not happy in his heart, so...this...he will not be able to be an official in the future. Well...that's what happened."

Father Dong frowned into a big pimple, and he was silent for a while before he said, "Who is your child with this broken mouth? I talk to your mother very honestly! The mouth is like a broken car. , I don’t even know whether I should believe what you said.”

Dong Yong blinked his big eyes, sniffed and said, "I'm so good at talking, it should be... I'm so talented!"

Dong's father poked him on the forehead, "Come on! You know how to brag!" He sighed, and couldn't help but say, "You have made up your mind since you were a child, and you have plans in your heart. Dad believes everything you say, and you say you are No. [-] scholar, I believe it! You said that you can’t be an official because of being a refugee, and my father also believes it. You have been admitted to the No. [-] scholar, and we can be regarded as honorable ancestors! Since you don’t want to be an official, let’s not be!"

Dong Yong was very moved. He knew that Dong's father's long-cherished wish was for him to study hard so that he could become a high-ranking official when he grows up and honor his family.Dong Yong knew that Father Dong's ability to say these words today meant that he abandoned his own wishes and put his son first.

Dong Yong put his arms around Dong's father's shoulders, "Father! You really love me the most!"

Dong's father kicked him, "Don't be poor! If you don't marry the Seventh Princess, we probably won't be able to get back the betrothal gifts from our family. When I think of the silk, satin and gold and silver jewelry I gave away, my heart aches!"

Dong Yong flicked his sleeves and went to cook, "Are you still thinking about the dowry? I finally know who I am so picky, and I will follow you! I didn't run away!"

God Erlang sent the locust tree spirit back to the Zhenjun Temple and arranged him into the Caotou Army.Although the locust tree spirit has low mana and cannot charge forward like others, he has been in the mortal world for a long time, has a delicate mind and is reliable in his work. It is good for him to be a logistics officer in the grass head army.

The locust tree spirit didn't expect that he could join the grass head army, which made him very happy, and he smiled when he talked to anyone.

Erlang God had been away from Guanjiangkou for a while, and there were a lot of things accumulated in the Zhenjun Temple, and he was waiting for Erlang God to come back to solve them.

Erlangshen was still thinking about Dong Yong, he dealt with several urgent matters, and left the rest to Brother Meishan, and left Guanjiangkou in a hurry.

Seeing the back of Erlangshen leaving in a hurry, Xiao Tianquan sighed to Boss Meishan with eyes full of vicissitudes, "I feel that the master has a relationship outside, and now he doesn't go home every day."

Boss Meishan patted the dog's head, "Don't talk nonsense, the second master went to find Dong Yong, so there is no such thing as a good friend!"

The Defying Eagle flapped its wings and descended from the sky, "Did the second master be hooked by that little fairy Dong Yong?" It sighed, "If it was Dong Yong, I would be ashamed to do anything, after all, he gave it to me. The beef jerky is delicious."

Xiao Tiangou also sighed, "The grilled lamb chops are also delicious."

Ni Tianying: "The sauced beef is also very delicious."

Ni Tianying and Xiaotian Dog sighed together, turned and left.Boss Meishan also sighed, and he shook his head helplessly, feeling that he was getting more and more confused about Xiaotiangou and Nitianying.

Erlangshen had already rushed back as fast as he could, but it was already daylight when he arrived at Dong's house.He stood outside the door, listening to Dong Yong's long breathing, he felt a little more at ease.

Erlangshen was reluctant to wake up Dong Yong, so he turned around and walked towards Zhang's mansion to see if the seventh princess had left.

Erlangshen came to the house of the locust tree spirit, and he found the residence of the seventh princess without any difficulty.Looking at the lavish mansion, Erlang Shen couldn't help shaking his head.This locust tree spirit is really unlucky, last time a willow tree spirit occupied his den and made his house filthy.This time, another fairy robbed his house and gave his mansion a major renovation.

The seventh princess felt the breath of Erlang God in the house, she changed her clothes, straightened her back, opened the door and left the mansion.

"Zhenjun Erlang came to me so early, what's your business?"

Erlang Shen said flatly: "I didn't expect you to stay in the mortal world."

Princess Seven stood on the steps at the door, and Erlang Shen stood at the bottom of the steps.Seventh Princess said condescendingly, "Why should I leave?"

The sun had just risen, and the morning mist hadn't dissipated, but Erlangshen suddenly felt that the mist blocked his sight, and he couldn't see the appearance of the seventh princess clearly.

"Dong Yong doesn't like you, you stay here just to make you sad."

The seventh princess thought of the gentle Dong Yong last night, and wished she could rush to Erlang God and shout to him, Dong Yong loves me!Without you stopping, we would have been together long ago!But thinking of Dong Yong's entrustment, it is inconvenient for the Seventh Princess to tell Erlang Shen about Dong Yong's kindness to her.

She said: "Erlangshen, what right do you have to meddle in the affairs between me and Dong Yong? I can see that you have done so many things for Dong Yong, but why do you treat him well? You are not his father, you What qualifications do you have to control him? You are willing to give Dong Yong such a poor kindness, but have you ever thought that Dong Yong has long been tired of your omnipresent desire to control!"

Erlangshen blinked his eyes, and said flatly: "The relationship between Dong Yong and I cannot be provoked by just a few words like this. I advise you to go back to heaven as soon as possible, and don't force me to force you to go to heaven."

The Seventh Princess was already desperate, and she sneered and said, "Catch me to heaven? Good! My mother is retreating, this is exactly what Zhenjun wants! Send me to your uncle's Lingxiao Palace! When the time comes, If I say that True Monarch has unruly intentions towards me, don't blame me!"

"Since you insist on going your own way, I won't persuade you anymore, you can do it yourself." After speaking, Erlang Shen turned around and disappeared into the mist.

Princess Seven stood at the door for a while, feeling a little uneasy.If Erlangshen continued to threaten her, she might not be afraid anymore.But when he put it down gently like this, she felt a little uneasy in her heart.After much deliberation, Princess Seven followed Erlang Shen to Dong's house.

At this time, Dong Yong and Dong's father had just woken up, and Erlang Shen waited for a while outside the door, and only after they had finished their breakfast and Dong Yong returned to his room did he appear.

When Dong Yong saw him, he put his arms around Erlang Shen's neck in surprise, "Wow! Brother, you are very efficient!"

Seeing his surprised look, Erlangshen couldn't help laughing, "There are a lot of things in the temple, but you are scared, so I can only come here early."

Dong Yong leaned closer and asked in a low voice, "Did Princess Seven go back to heaven?"

Erlang Shen secretly glanced out of the window, "She hasn't given up yet."

"Ah? Still not leaving?" Dong Yong couldn't help biting his fingers, "Is she true love for me? I call her little mom, but she still doesn't give up." What a persistent person!

Erlangshen didn't want to hear such words as Seventh Princess and true love, he looked deeply at Dong Yong, and suddenly said: "I have an idea, do you want to try it?"

"any solution?"

Erlang Shen suddenly lowered his head and kissed him on the lips, "That's the way."

Erlangshen's deep and hoarse voice gave Dong Yong goosebumps.Dong Yong stared at Erlang Shen's long and thick eyelashes in a daze, and shouted in his heart: Mom, save me, I might be bent!