[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Erlang Shen was helpless when he heard Dong Yong's dowry, "What do you think of the Seventh Princess? She is the princess of Yaochi after all, why hasn't she seen it before? How can she be greedy for such a dowry?"

Dong Yong was not angry, "What if she takes our family's dowry to vent her anger? The dowry my father prepared must be gold, silver, jewelry and silk, it's so precious!"

Erlang Shen was speechless, "Your mind is only as big as the tip of a needle."

Dong Yong glared at him, turned his head and said to the locust tree spirit: "Master locust tree, don't go home anytime soon, stay in my house! Did you see the look in the eyes of Princess Seven when they left? They hate you Already!"

Erlangshen said: "It's useless to live with you, you can't protect him." He said to the locust tree spirit, "Will you follow me to the Temple of the True Monarch? It doesn't matter if you don't, I will send you away, no Let Seventh Princess find you."

To be able to live in the Temple of the True Monarch, that is the confidant of God Erlang!How can the locust tree spirit be unwilling!He respectfully bowed to Erlang God, "Thank you Zhenjun, I am willing to go to the temple to serve Zhenjun."

Erlang Shen nodded in satisfaction. He turned around to look at Dong Yong and said, "I'll take him back first and settle him down. Stay at home these two days and try not to go out."

Erlang God was about to leave, Dong Yong felt a little uncertain, "Brother! You have to come back quickly, I just offended the princess, who will protect me when you leave!"

"Look at how promising you are. Where's the energy for cursing people just now? Don't worry, I'll come back as soon as I go. As long as you stay at home and stay honest, nothing will happen."

Dong Yong grabbed his sleeve and refused to let him go, "Brother Zhenjun! What's the use of me staying at home? My home is not a Wengcheng, can this stop Seventh Princess from revenge?"

Erlang Shen rubbed his hair helplessly, "Don't worry, if there is any danger on your side, I will rush over as soon as possible."

Dong Yong reluctantly nodded, "Okay! I won't go out these two days. You must come back early! Come back early!"

Erlangshen pinched his face with a smile, "Don't worry! You will never be put in danger."

Erlang God left with the locust tree spirit, and Dong Yong cowardly locked the courtyard and house doors.He cleaned up the leftovers in the living room, and planned to squeeze in with his father when he went to bed at night.

Dong Yong said that he wanted to protect his father, so that Princess Qi would not kill him. It was definitely not because he was cowardly, and it was definitely not because he dared not sleep alone!

Seventh Princess, who was told by Dong Yong, ran back to Zhang's mansion crying. She smashed everything in the house, threw herself on the bed and burst into tears.

When Zhang Qiaozui came back, he saw the mess all over the floor, and the Seventh Princess who was out of breath from crying.

In Yaochi, Seventh Princess is happy every day, Zhang Qiaozui has never seen her suffer such grievances.

After all, it was a relationship of thousands of years. Zhang Qiaozui felt guilty when she saw the seventh princess crying so pitifully.She shouldn't have pushed Seventh Princess to descend to earth.

"Xiaoqi, don't be sad. That Dong Yong is blind, this kind of cheap man is not worthy of you at all! I'll go and kill him, and then we will go back to heaven, okay?"

The Seventh Princess shook off her hand and pushed Zhang Qiaozui to the ground.

Seventh Princess yelled like crazy: "I don't want you to care, you get out of here! Get out!"

The guilt in Zhang Qiaozui's heart was pushed away by Princess Seven.

Zhang Qiaozui said angrily: "What on earth are you going to do? Are you crazy? You are the princess of Yaochi, and you have surrendered your status by marrying a mortal in private. How far do you want to degenerate for that Dong Yong!"

Princess Seven grabbed the pillows, quilts and other things on the bed and threw them at Zhang Qiaozui!

"I said, I don't want you to care!"

Zhang Qiaozui got up from the ground, she turned her back to the Seventh Princess, and asked calmly: "Okay, I don't care. I just ask you, are you going or staying?"

The Seventh Princess cried again, "I don't know...I really don't know...it shouldn't be like this...Why is Dong Yong talking to me like this? Why..."

Zhang Qiaozui was very impatient by her crying, she suddenly felt that the seventh princess was worthless.There was even a bit of disdain in her heart, if she was born to be the daughter of the Queen Mother, she would definitely not be like the seventh princess, crying for a mortal here.

It's a pity that the same people have different fates, and they are also female fairies from Yaochi.The Seventh Princess is the daughter of the Queen Mother. Even if she has no merit or virtue, she is still the most honorable princess.And she is just a maid, even if the queen mother recognizes her as a goddaughter, she is just a servant of the seventh princess, coming and going as soon as she is called.

Zhang Qiaozui is very tired of the seventh princess now, she walked to the bedside, pretending to gently squeeze the seventh princess's shoulders. "Xiaoqi, don't cry. No matter what, I will be here with you."

The Seventh Princess leaned in her arms and said sadly: "Qiaozui, tell me... why did things turn out like this? Why doesn't Dong Yong like me?"

Zhang Qiaozui coaxed her, "Maybe it's because you have too little contact? He hasn't seen your goodness yet. Maybe it's because...Erlang God is by his side, and he doesn't dare to defy Erlang God?"

Seventh Princess sat up straight, her eyes lit up, "You're right, it must be because Erlang God is there too! Erlang God is the most annoying! If you put on a bad face all day long, you will know that God is suing you!"

Zhang Qiaozui said: "I guess there must be a reason why Dong Yong went too far today. Why don't I go and see if Erlangshen is still at Dong's house, then arrest Dong Yong and ask him to explain clearly to you."

Seventh Princess shook her head awkwardly, "I don't want it! If he had that kind of intention, Erlangshen should come to me after he left. If he did that on purpose today, do I still have to pay him back? I've decided! I'll give him Three days, within three days, if he doesn't come to me, I will go back to heaven and never come to the mortal world again!"

Zhang Qiaozui said: "Okay! This is the attitude that a Yaochi princess should have!" He said so, but Zhang Qiaozui didn't think so in his heart.

If the seventh princess went back like this, at most she would be scolded by the eldest princess, and if it was more serious, she would only be imprisoned for a few days.And as a maid, if she didn't take good care of the princess, she would definitely be severely punished by the eldest princess.Thinking of this, Zhang Qiaozui made up her mind, no matter what, she must keep the seventh princess in the mortal world.

"Xiaoqi, I'll help you untangle your bun and loosen your hair. You're tired today too, take a nap and have a good rest!"

Seventh Princess wiped away the tears on her face, nodded, "Yes, that's fine."

Zhang Qiaozui helped her sit in front of the dressing table and tidied up the things on the table.

The Seventh Princess looked at herself in the mirror, and couldn't help helping her bun. "I specially combed my hair in such a complicated bun and put on exquisite makeup today, but it's a pity that he doesn't even take a look..."

Zhang Qiaozui encouraged her with a smile, "Xiao Qi, don't be sad. If he really doesn't have you in his heart, let's just treat it as... We learn from a pitfall. Ordinary people are too bad, they don't deserve you."

Seventh Princess reluctantly smiled and nodded, "You are right, but I still have confidence in him. I don't think he will let me down!"

Zhang Qiaozui took off all the beaded flowers on her head, "Don't think too much, you should have a good rest first, let's just wait quietly for three days, okay?"

Seventh Princess nodded in disappointment, "Okay."

Zhang Qiaozui's hands and feet were sharp, and she gently undid the Seventh Princess' bun.The Seventh Princess was lying on the table in a daze, Zhang Qiaozui gently licked the last golden hairpin, and while the Seventh Princess was not paying attention, she stuffed the gold hairpin into her sleeve, and then took out another one from the sleeve. The same gold hairpin was placed on the dressing table.

After secretly changing the golden hairpin, Zhang Qiaozui combed the seventh princess's hair, tidied up the bed, and served the seventh princess to sleep.

With a light wave of the plain hand, a purple streamer flashed, and all the furnishings in the house were returned to their original positions, and the broken things were restored to their original state.

Zhang Qiaozui led the door lightly and left the seventh princess' bedroom.Before leaving, she glanced at the fake gold hairpin on the dressing table, which was quietly placed on the dressing table, and the ruby ​​set on the top of the hairpin was still shining brightly.

The seventh princess fell asleep, and Dong Yong in the dream was very kind to her for a while, and was extremely indifferent to her for a while.The seventh princess woke up from her dream crying, feeling very sad.

"Seventh Princess, Seventh Princess, are you there?"

Seventh Princess sat up from the bed, Dong Yong's voice sounded outside.

She ran out in a hurry, and Dong Yong was standing under the peach blossom tree in the yard.

Under the moonlight, Princess Seven's hair was scattered on her shoulders and back, and her face was still stained with tears.Dong Yong stood under the peach tree, he looked at Seventh Princess and smiled softly.A tree of pink and tender peach blossoms was reflected in the moonlight, and the petals fell to the ground one by one with the wind, spreading a thick blanket on the ground.

Seventh princess choked up and said, "Didn't you say you don't like me? Why are you still looking for me?"

Dong Yong came over and took her hand gently, "I'm sorry! Can I call you Feifeng?"

Seventh Princess pulled out her hand angrily, "No!"

Dong Yong did not force, he said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Erlang God has been watching me. He is my friend, he has taken care of our family these years, and he is too fierce, I dare not disobey him in front of him." Meaning. If I face you, he will definitely bring you back to heaven."

The Seventh Princess had already forgiven Dong Yong in her heart, but she still couldn't help playing with her petty temper. "Since you are so afraid of him, why do you still come to me?"

Dong Yong took her hand and said: "I'm not really afraid of him, I'm just afraid that he will take you away from me. You are the best girl I've ever seen, and I can't be separated from you!"

Seventh Princess asked shyly, "Really?"

"real!"

Seventh Princess leaned on Dong Yong contentedly, "As long as I have your words, that's enough."

Dong Yong said: "Princess Seven, Erlang God still keeps eyeliner by my side, don't be too enthusiastic when you see me in the future, and be more aggressive with me."

Seventh Princess nodded docilely, "Okay, I will listen to you."

Dong Yong gently pushed her away, "Go to bed early! I will find a chance to see you."

Seventh Princess nodded reluctantly, "I'll wait for you..."

Dong Yong climbed over the wall and left Zhang's residence. He took out a golden hairpin from his wide sleeve and smiled triumphantly.Suddenly, he changed back into Zhang Qiaozui.

Seven princesses!Seven princesses!Your magic weapon is mine now, I want to see what else you can do?I must let the Queen Mother pin you down the mountain with her own hands, and you will never see the light of day!

The seventh princess saw the fake Dong Yong, and she felt as if she had knocked over the honey pot, and even drinking water could taste sweet.

Dong Yong didn't know that someone turned into him to flirt with girls.Many things happened today, Dong Yong is an ordinary person after all, he was exhausted physically and mentally by these messy things.Dong's father was drunk and fell asleep all the time, Dong Yong didn't eat dinner, he climbed into bed early, and met Zhou Gong with his father, snoring loudly.

Early the next morning, Dong Yong was woken up by Dong's father's scream.

"Father! What are you calling!" Dong Yong covered his ears and turned over, "You let me have a good sleep!"

Dong's father shook Dong Yong in horror, "Son! Son! Don't sleep! I made a marriage for you, but it turned out that my in-law is a locust tree spirit, and my daughter-in-law is a fairy in the sky! What should I do? My son! Am I dreaming? This dream is too scary? How could the locust tree spirit be the father of the fairy? Are they a nest of fairies?"

Dong Yong got up from the bed helplessly, "Father, your reaction is too slow! I only know fear now, what did you do long ago? Do you still remember that yesterday you planned to let the Queen Mother be my mother-in-law?" Woolen cloth!"