[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Erlang Shen covered Dong Yong's mouth and dragged him to his side, "I've only been away for a long time, no one is watching, your words are getting more and more dull."

Dong Yong broke his hand away and wiped his mouth, "Who wants you to care? Did you wash your hands before covering your mouth?"

Erlang God pinched his back, Dong Yong covered his back and frowned.This stinky hooligan, in broad daylight, dared to do anything.

Erlang God said to the Seventh Princess: "It is impossible to go to Dong's house. I can take you to the Zhenjun Temple to recuperate. Think about it, and follow me if you agree. If you don't agree, you can fend for yourself here!"

The Seventh Princess nodded, Erlang summoned Boss Meishan and asked him to pick up the Seventh Princess.

After the seventh princess left, Erlang Shen said to Dong Yong, "Come with me."

Dong Yong hugged himself, "What do you want to do? Do you want to take advantage of me?"

Erlang Shen: "...What kind of dirty things are you pretending to be in your mind?"

Dong Yong stood up awkwardly, and Erlang Shen led him to the back.With seven turns and eight turns, he turned to the warehouse.Just now, the seven princesses fought Zhang Qiaozui and knocked off the roof of the warehouse, but the walls and door locks are still intact.

With Erlangshen's finger, the brass lock fell to the ground, and the warehouse door opened.

"Go! Take back your dowry."

Dong Yong pursed his lips and suppressed a smile.oops!I'm really sorry, I don't think I'm too greedy for money.

Dong Yong lowered his head and hesitated at the door of the warehouse.Erlang rubbed his fingers, wanting to pinch Dong Yong's cheek.What else is there to pretend to be with him?Dimples appeared on his cheeks from holding back his laughter.

Erlang Shen asked: "What? You don't want it anymore? If you don't want it anymore, I'll take it away. Remember when you were in the capital, you still owed me an ingot of gold! These betrothal gifts should be regarded as repayment!"

Dong Yong rushed into the warehouse, "No! No! These are all my family's things!"

Taking out Gay Zi's Qiankun bag, Dong Yong filled it bit by bit.

"My father, a prodigal old man, has prepared so many gifts. Is this going to empty out the family?"

Erlang God helped him stuff things into the Qiankun bag, "If you accept me, I can give you more betrothal gifts."

Dong Yong grabbed a piece of satin and threw it at him, "Am I the kind of person who can be bought with money? Hmph! Look down on me!"

After packing up his things, Dong Yong ran to the Seventh Princess's yard to restore the broken pen washer to its original state.

Erlang Shen asked, "Is this yours too?"

Dong Yong sighed, "It's not mine, it's given to Zhang Qiaozui by that idiot Fu Guanbao. It's worth at least 500 taels of silver! If you get taken advantage of, it's possible to sell it for 1000 taels of silver." Dong Yong said to Erlangshen, "I'll go to Fu Guanbao, return the brush to him, and leave some amulets for him, Mr. Zhou, and my father. You go back to Guanjiangkou first! I'll go to Zhenjun after I'm done. The temple is looking for you."

Erlang Shen nodded and agreed, "I'll send the Roaring Dog and the Anti-Tianying Eagle over in a while, and they will protect your father and Mr. Zhou."

In the past, Dong Yong would have patted Erlang Shen on the shoulder and called him a good brother, which would be interesting.But they've all kissed before, and it's a little strange to say that they are good brothers. Dong Yonggang wanted to raise his hand to pat Erlang Shen on the shoulder, but then he turned a corner abruptly and patted himself on the body. "That...thanks a lot!"

Erlangshen looked at Dong Yong and smiled, "You're welcome."

Dong Yong covered his heart, mother!When you smile, your eyes are crooked, why are you so pretty!

Dong Yong stammered, "I, I'm going first, let's go! See you later!" After speaking, he ran away without a trace.

Dong Yong returned the brush washer to Fu Guanbao, and asked Dong's father and Mr. Zhou one by one to take the amulet with them and keep away when they saw Zhang Qiaozui.

It happened that Xiaotiangou and Nitianying came, Dong Yong took out the jerky to treat them, tore a piece of magic amulet, and went directly to the Temple of Zhenjun.

Erlang God waited at the door to meet him, Dong Yong asked him, "What happened to the Seventh Princess and her little sister?"

Erlang shook his head, "She refuses to say."

"Pretentious! As if we were willing to ask."

"Master Dong is here?" Meishan boss greeted from a distance.

Dong Yong smiled and nodded, "Yeah! Here I come! Are you doing well recently?"

Boss Meishan said: "It's good, it's good. Mr. Dong, you're here. We're cooking jelly, but we can't make it. Can you come and help us see it?"

"Okay! Okay!" Dong Yong followed Boss Meishan to the kitchen.

Erlangshen couldn't help sighing when he saw their backs running away, he went to the kitchen as soon as he arrived, and didn't know how to talk to himself for a while.

Dong Yong was startled as soon as he entered the kitchen.This cauldron!It's about the same size as their pot for cooking pig food!Look at the pigskin again, good guy, piled up into a hill.

Dong Yong asked: "How much are you going to endure?"

Boss Meishan said: "There are many brothers in the Caotou Army! We should do more."

Dong Yong took out a small piece of cardboard from his arms, with his name and home address on it.Holding the cardboard in both hands, he handed it to Boss Meishan respectfully, "Boss, if you need anything next time, please be sure to support the brother's industry. Dong's Pig Farm, looking forward to your visit."

Boss Meishan: "..."

The Meishan Brothers couldn't freeze the pigskin to shape, mainly because there was too much fat on the pigskin and too much water was put in.After Dong Yong pointed out a few words, the Meishan brothers did it again, and the skin jelly really took shape.

The top of the skin jelly is transparent, and the bottom is the precipitated shredded pork skin.Use a knife to cut the skin jelly into thick slices as wide as your little finger, dip it in a little soy sauce, and it's delicious.The transparent part of the skin jelly is slippery, and when you take a bite of the pork skin underneath, it is smooth and tender with a bit of softness and chewiness.

Dong Yong held the plate and sat on the small bench in the kitchen, eating mouthful after mouthful.

Erlang God came over and squatted in front of him, "The Seventh Princess' injury has been healed. She is motionless and silent now. Go and persuade her! I think she should be able to listen to what you say."

Dong Yong held his chopsticks in his mouth, "Well... okay! I'll go and persuade her to go back to heaven as soon as possible. I always rely on you. Isn't it causing you trouble?"

Erlang God sent him to the door of the guest room, and Dong Yong entered the room with a plate of clean frozen skin.Erlang Shen turned his back and waited quietly outside the door.Dong Yong has no interest in the Seventh Princess, the two of them are alone, and Erlang is not worried.

The seventh princess lay on the bed and stared at the bed curtain, and when she heard the sound of the door opening, her eyes rolled.Seeing that it was Dong Yong who came, the Seventh Princess barely sat up from the bed.

Dong Yong put the skin jelly on the small table in front of her bed, "Eat some skin jelly! As the saying goes, you can make up your body by eating some pig skin!"

Dong Yong's words were very annoying, but the seventh princess smiled, picked up the plate, and ate a piece of jelly.

"Thank you, it's delicious."

Dong Yong pulled a chair over and sat in front of the bed, "Have you changed your temper? No matter how you speak, you have become more polite!"

The Seventh Princess poked the skin jelly with her chopsticks, "I just realized now that what you said before was correct, I don't understand you at all. I never knew you spoke so badly."

Dong Yong snorted coldly, "It's not like I speak so badly to everyone."

Seventh Princess put down the plate, bowed her head solemnly and apologized to Dong Yong, "I apologize to you, I have caused a lot of trouble to you, Erlang Shen, and your family and friends, I'm sorry."

Dong Yong sighed, "It's fine if you can figure it out. I think you can still go, pack up your things and go back to Yaochi! Apologize to your mother. We are neither married nor have a baby, so you are not considered Sifan. At most, he sneaked out to play for two days. Your mother will just scold you and won't embarrass you."

Princess Seven smiled, "How do you know that my mother won't make things difficult for me?"

"How strict can your mother be to teach you to be such a brat? You still have injuries on your body. Go back and apologize seriously, and cry a few more times. Your mother can only care about you, so why would she scold you? Woolen cloth?"

Seventh Princess turned her head away, "You are right, but I still don't want to go back."

Dong Yong had no choice but to say, "I just wanted to praise you for being more sensible, but you're on the hook, right? Why don't you want to go back?"

The Seventh Princess lowered her head to prevent Dong Yong from seeing her red eyes, "I'm sorry for my mother and sister, I dare not go back and face them."

Dong Yong said: "The way you think about problems is not much better than a three-year-old child. If you break a cup, you are afraid that your mother will scold you, so quickly find a tree hole and hide, so that your mother and your sister will worry. You are completely innocent. Thinking about it, your mother loves the broken cup more, or you who got lost more."

Dong Yong stood up and put the chair back in place, "Think carefully about what I said, take a good rest, and recuperate well. When you want to leave, tell Erlang Shen."

After Dong Yong left, the seventh princess sat on the bed and wept silently.The good sister turned against her, and the person she liked didn't like her from the beginning to the end. For a while, the seventh princess felt that the future was bleak, and she didn't dare to take another step forward.

In the Yaochi, the court meeting of the Queen Mother finally came to an end, and the eldest princess walked out of the Yaochi quickly.The fourth princess caught up with her and blocked her at the gate of Yaochi.

"Sister, where are you going in such a hurry?"

The eldest princess smiled and said, "I'm in a hurry. I'll go out for a while and I'll be right back."

The fourth princess refused to let her go, "No! You have something to hide from me! Just now I felt that your expression was wrong, and you also said that Seventh Sister is in seclusion. If Seventh Sister is willing to go to seclusion and practice hard, you must make a big fanfare so that the whole Yaochi will know , why didn't I hear you say that she was going to retreat?"

The eldest princess was in a hurry to go down to the realm to find the seventh princess and Zhang Qiaozui, but the fourth princess was pestering her.The eldest princess had no choice but to drag the fourth princess to find a secluded corner and told her the truth. "Seventh Sister went down to earth privately, I want to go down to earth to find her!"

The fourth princess said anxiously: "Eldest sister, you are so confused! Why don't you stop the seventh sister from going down to earth?"

The eldest princess wanted to cry without tears, "I stopped him, but I didn't stop her. She left a letter and left. She fell in love with a scholar in the mortal world, and said that she would return to the heaven when the scholar's life was over. I was also lucky, thinking that my mother would not leave the test so soon, I didn't expect that my mother would leave the test not long after Seventh Sister descended..."

The fourth princess gritted her teeth in anger, "Seventh Sister is too courageous! It's much more serious to marry a mortal privately than to descend to the mortal world privately, and you are used to it all!"

The eldest princess was helpless, "It seems that you haven't been used to her..."

"Let's stop blaming each other. The fewer people who know about this matter, the better. Eldest sister, you go down to earth in person. No matter what method you use, you must bring Seventh Sister back! I will keep an eye on Yaochi here. In case mother finds you, I'll prevaricate for you."

The eldest princess tightly held the hand of the fourth princess, "I'll leave everything to you, I'll go first."

Although the eldest princess is in the sky, she has been paying attention to the seventh princess in the mortal world. She flew down from the sky and went straight to Guanjiangkou.When she arrived at Zhang's mansion, the eldest princess looked at the ruins and felt cold. Could it be that the seventh sister was taken away by others?

The eldest princess stomped her feet on the ground, and a short old man emerged from the ground, "See the eldest princess."

"Let me ask you, where is the Seventh Princess who lives here? Who captured her?"

The earth said: "Back to the eldest princess, the seventh princess fought with a girl named Zhang Qiaozui. Then Erlang God and Mr. Dong Yong Dong came. Zhang Qiaozui escaped, and the seventh princess was taken to the Zhenjun Temple by Erlang God."

The eldest princess relaxed her heart a little bit, ignoring the land, the eldest princess hurriedly flew to the Zhenjun Temple.

Erlangshen was drinking tea and chatting with Dong Yong. He sensed that the eldest princess was coming, so he said to Dong Yong: "You are sitting in the room, what do you want to eat, what do you want to play? Find the boss. The eldest princess is here, so I should come to pick you up." Seventh princess, I'll give it away."

Dong Yong nodded, "Go! Go! Send her back quickly! The little girl owes discipline."

Erlang God went to the door to greet the eldest princess, but he didn't care about greetings, the eldest princess hurriedly said: "Zhenjun, I'm sorry, but my seventh sister is here with you."

Erlangshen took her to the guest room, "Princess Seven was injured and is recuperating at my place. Eldest Princess, please follow me."

The eldest princess entered the guest room and quickly grabbed the hand of the seventh princess, "Seventh sister, follow me back! Mother is out of the closed door! I lied to my mother that you are in closed door. After you go back, practice hard in the dormitory. Wait for a while You come out again."

Princess Seven couldn't help crying when she saw her relatives, "Sister, I'm sorry, it's all because of my willfulness."

The eldest princess hugged her, "Okay, okay, don't cry. Eldest sister is here."

The Seventh Princess changed into plain clothes, and only the golden hairpin given to her by the Queen Mother was inserted in her hair.

The Eldest Princess held the hand of the Seventh Princess, and made a big gift to Erlang Shen, "True Monarch, I have caused you trouble."

Erlang God avoided the Eldest Princess's gift, "Eldest Princess, you are welcome, go back quickly! When you leave the Zhenjun Temple, I will forget everything, and the two princesses have never been to Guanjiangkou."

The eldest princess was grateful, "Thank you Zhenjun, I will remember your kindness."

"Elder Sister! Eldest Sister is not good!" The fourth princess descended from the sky, spraining her ankle in her haste.

The eldest princess thumped in her heart, "Fourth sister, didn't you let you guard in the sky? Why did you come down?"

The fourth princess said anxiously: "Zhang Qiaozui betrayed Seventh Sister, she ran to Lingxiao Palace and sued Seventh Sister for cheating with mortals with the Jade Emperor!"

The eldest princess said angrily: "What? This clever mouth is really wolf-hearted!"

The Seventh Princess held the Eldest Princess's hand and cried, "Elder Sister, what should I do? If things get serious, what will Mother do with me?"

The eldest princess and the fourth princess looked at each other in blank dismay, and the matter came to the Jade Emperor, and they didn't know what the final result would be.

Erlang Shen said from the side: "You are the daughters of the empress, and your majesty must consider the opinion of the empress. In the end, you should still treat the matter of the seventh princess as a family matter and leave it to the empress to handle."

The eldest princess and the fourth princess felt relieved after hearing this, the Queen Mother is the most protective, can they be daughters who don't know?

The Seventh Princess was still afraid, she refused to leave Guanjiangkou, "I don't want to go back, I dare not face my mother, my mother must be very disappointed in me. I don't want to go back!"

The fourth princess put her arms around her shoulders and softly persuaded, "Don't be afraid, mother will always protect you. We will also intercede for you."

Erlangshen also said: "If you are not married in the mortal world, this is not considered a private match with a mortal. The eldest princess and the fourth princess can grasp this when they intercede."

The Seventh Princess still shook her head, "Zhang Qiaozui will definitely say in front of everyone that I... that I am a princess who is shamelessly chasing after mortals, and people still look down on me. I don't want to go back, if I go back , even if my mother doesn't punish me, I'll be ashamed to see others!"

Dong Yong has been listening secretly at the door, seeing that the seventh princess is about to leave due to illness, but he didn't expect that when the fourth princess came, she would be stubborn again.

Dong Yong's patience with the Seventh Princess had been exhausted, so he dug out a black toga from Erlang Shen's wardrobe and put it on.

Seventh Princess is crazy, she likes to make troubles, and she doesn't know how to clean up after making a mess.What does she want to do in Guanjiangkou? Do you want Erlang God to help her solve the troubles, or do you want the Jade Emperor to send heavenly soldiers to the Zhenjun Temple to arrest people?In the end, charge Erlang Shen for harboring criminals?

Look at the appearance of the eldest princess and the fourth princess!The younger sister who did this didn't want to move a finger, and she was still persuading her softly!

Dong Yong decided that if none of them could do it, he would do it himself.Before opening the door to go out, Dong Yong found a dark mask and put it on.This mask was given by Erlang God. After wearing it, no one can see who he is unless it is the Daluo Jinxian.

Opening the door of the palace, Dong Yong rushed over and kicked Seventh Princess on the back.I wanted to kick my butt, but the seventh princess is a woman after all, so Dong Yong didn't feel embarrassed.

Dong Yong kicked the seventh princess into the arms of the eldest princess, and the eldest princess said angrily: "Bold! Presumptuous!"

Dong Yong has Erlang God behind him, so he is not afraid of the eldest princess!He said: "Do you know why your sister is so capable of getting into trouble? You are all used to it! When is the time, why don't you admit your mistake early and ask for leniency! Why are you staying here? Waiting for the Jade Emperor to send me Heavenly soldiers and generals surrounded the Temple of Zhenjun, arrested Erlang God, and punished him for the crime of covering up? Pat your conscience and think about it! Erlang God helps you so much, and you treat him like this, you are too selfish! "

The faces of the three princesses turned red and white after being told by Dong Yong.

The seventh princess sniffed, and said to the eldest and fourth princesses: "Eldest sister, fourth sister, I will confess to heaven." She looked at Dong Yong and asked, "Are you Dong Yong?"

Dong Yong shook his head, "I am open and aboveboard in my work, and I will not change my name or surname. I am the grass-headed army under Erlang God. If you want revenge, just come to me!"

Seventh Princess burst out laughing, she wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and flew away with the two older sisters.

Erlangshen smiled and took off Dong Yong's mask, "Would you like to change your name? When did you join my Caotou Army?"

Dong Yong snatched the mask back, "I'm a strategy! I'm so fragile, I'm afraid that Princess Seven will retaliate against me."

Erlangshen's clothes were too big for Dong Yong's body. Normally Erlangshen wore them, but he only felt smart, but when Dong Yong put them on, the hem of the clothes dragged the floor.

Dong Yong took off his coat, folded it, and handed it to Erlangshen. "Here, I took your clothes without your permission, don't mind."

Erlang Shen took the clothes and shook them away, Dong Yong shouted: "Hey! I just folded it! Uh..."

Erlang Shen shook off his clothes and covered Dong Yonghe's head, he lowered his head and kissed Dong Yong's lips.The inside of the clothes was dark, Dong Yong and Erlangshen were very close, but he couldn't see anything, he could only feel the soft, cool, and sweetness of his lips.

After this kiss, Erlang Shen lifted up his clothes.Dong Yong blinked and saw Erlang Shen's ears were red.

Dong Yong tilted his neck and asked, "You...why are you kissing again? Did I agree?"

Erlangshen said with a smile: "You always refuse to agree. When will I kiss you when you agree? Besides, you protected me so much just now, and I am ready to promise you with my body!"

Dong Yong sighed, he felt that he was bent into an electric furnace wire, so don't struggle. "Okay! I promise you to make a promise with your body. Remember to prepare some dowry for yourself."

Erlangshen was full of joy, and kissed Dong Yong's face again. "You stay in Guanjiangkou for a few days, and I'll go to the sky to see."

Dong Yong forbade him to go, "That's the family affairs of the Queen Mother and her daughter, what are you going to do? Show your kindness?"

Erlang God said: "Zhang Qiao's mouth is sweet and her heart is bitter. I'm afraid she will talk nonsense in front of the Jade Emperor and drag you out."

As long as it’s not for the seventh princess to go to heaven, Dong Yong nodded, "Okay then! Go and talk less, it’s none of our business, so keep quiet."

"Understood, don't worry!"

Erlang Shen pulled Dong Yong reluctantly, Dong Yong pushed him out, "Let's go quickly! It's a bit of a grind."

Just as Erlang Shen was about to leave, Dong Yong called him back again. "wait!"

"What's the matter? Can't bear to part with me?" Erlang Shen asked with a smile.

Dong Yong disliked his face, "Who doesn't want to part with you. I mean... since our...that's what. You have to promise me, I'm Gong!"

Erlang Shen asked, "What is Gong?"

"Don't worry about it so much! Just say whether you agree or not?"

Erlang Shen had no choice but to say, "Okay! I promise you everything."

Dong Yong nodded with satisfaction, "You go! I'll wait for you to come back."

Erlangshen left with a smile, Dong Yong curled his lips, although he knew that attacking this kind of thing, talking about it would not work, but it's good to be able to enjoy the mouthful.