[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Dong Yong changed into a yellow Taoist robe, which was embroidered with patterns such as double dragons, pagodas, sun and moon, and cloud patterns.On his head was a hairpin of suet white jade, and the warm white jade seemed to turn into a pool of chalcedony.At this time, the sun just shone into the hall, and the cassock on Dong Yong's body shone brightly, and the gemstones and pearls inlaid on the clothes shone brightly.Amidst the aura of jewels, Dong Yong frowned, drooping the corners of his mouth, with a serious and indifferent expression, he seemed to be an elusive master.

The emperor and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were overwhelmed by Dong Yong's move to make people alive (crossed out), and couldn't help but exclaimed.This number one scholar is amazing!At first glance, he is a person with real skills.

The emperor asked very interestedly: "Dong Yong, the new champion, since you have become a Taoist priest, why do you still want to be the champion?"

Dong Yong smiled very calmly, and began to flatter the emperor, "Since your majesty ascended the throne, the people have lived and worked in peace and contentment. The purpose of becoming a monk since childhood is to save the people of Li. But after your majesty ascended the throne, Pindao felt My own abilities are useless! I had no choice but to come here to take the No. [-] Scholar Examination and serve His Majesty!"

After hearing his words, the emperor was overjoyed, "You! You can really talk! Look at your outfit, the pearls and gems inlaid on your clothes and shoes, and this hollowed-out whisk with ivory handles. Isn't it worth thousands of gold? You are so rich, you don't know how much you can make money, and you still say that you are useless? Hahaha, I don't believe it."

Dong Yong thought, of course I am rich!I also have a richer fairy backer!The treasures on this dress were all brought by Erlang God, and I sewed them on stitch by stitch.It's a pity that no matter how rich I am, I can't tell you.

Dong Yong said solemnly: "Your Majesty has misunderstood. Although the poor are dressed in luxurious clothes, they live in poverty." He raised his arms and stood on the spot and turned around. They do not belong to the world. These gems are transformed by merit from heaven, the big gems are of great merit, and the small gems are of small merit. As for this dust whisk, it also has a long history. This treasure is a gift from the immortals in heaven. Zeng Yinyin entrusted me, let me not forget my original intention and forge ahead."

The emperor was very interested in Fuchen, "Come up and show me Fuchen."

Dong Yong was very reluctant in his heart. Damn it, everyone said it was a treasure. Don't touch it, you bad old man.Is it easy for us to make some props?Do you know how expensive this ivory handle is?You Ayi Turtle Emperor!

However, in order to gain the favor of the emperor, Dong Yong said very hypocritically: "If others want to see it, Pindao will definitely not, but your majesty is the Son of Heaven, so why not just take a look at Fuchen?"

The eunuch next to His Majesty came down from the dragon chair and stretched out his hand to Dong Yong, who waved repeatedly, "No, no, you must use a rosewood tray covered with red satin, otherwise the treasure will be covered with dust. He said to the emperor again, "Your Majesty, this treasure can only be seen, not touched. Fuchen is a magical weapon bestowed by the gods. arrive."

The eunuch found a red sandalwood tray and presented the whisk. The emperor didn't care what Dong Yong said. He thought he was the emperor, so could he be hurt by the whisk?

The whisk with the hollow ivory handle had a warm luster, the emperor couldn't hold back, and lightly touched the filaments on the whisk's head.The thick filaments feel cool and soft to the touch, like willows blown by the spring breeze, gentle and delicate.

The corner of the emperor's mouth twitched slightly, heh, what can't be touched, scaremongering, stinky Taoist priest pretending to be a ghost.The emperor raised his hand to touch it again, and a drop of bright red blood dripped from his fingertip on the table.

The eunuch saw the blood and shouted in horror: "Your Majesty! You are injured!"

The emperor glared at him, "Shut up! Aren't you afraid that others won't hear you?" He turned his head to look at Dong Yong again, and Dong Yong stood respectfully below with his head down.Only then did the emperor let go of his contempt for Dong Yong, and seriously considered the possibility that Dong Yong could solve the plight of the refugees.

The emperor waved his hand to let the eunuch send Fuchen down, and he secretly took a handkerchief to cover the wound on his fingertips. "Dong Yong, let's talk about the gossip later, let's talk about the business first. You said just now that you can solve the problem of the people of Hedong Road plowing seeds in spring?"

Dong Yongji saluted first, "Exactly."

"Tell me your method quickly!"

Dong Yong said: "Poverty can use the method of transportation to move gold and silver from all over the country. With gold and silver, we can naturally buy seeds for spring plowing."

The prince standing first on the right said angrily: "It's nonsense! How is this behavior different from stealing?"

Dong Yong explained to him: "Your Highness, there are many kind-hearted people in the world. If they know the hard work of the people in Hedong Road, they will definitely donate some silver. For example, the same year in Pindao." Dong Yong pointed Kneeling on the ground, Qian Ning'an said, "He cares about the people of the world, and he will definitely give his entire fortune."

The emperor, the prince, and all the ministers all looked at Qian Ning'an. Qian Ning'an didn't understand why the topic turned to himself. He quickly kowtowed and said, "I am willing to hand over all the family wealth and dedicate it to the court."

The prince felt that Qian Ning'an had dismantled his platform, so he snorted coldly: "If you don't ask yourself, you are a thief. Even if the people are kind and willing to donate their property, but you take away their property without the consent of the master." Money, this is stealing!"

The emperor felt that Dong Yong's idea was very good, but Huang'er's words also made sense.He can't agree immediately now, otherwise he will be easily criticized.

Some ministers who would speculate on Shangyi saw the emperor's silence and guessed his concerns.The prime minister took the lead to rescue the emperor, "Your Majesty, I would like to ask Daoist Dong, is there any other way?"

Dong Yong shook his head, "Pin Dao has only a short period of time to practice Taoism, and he usually takes a fierce path, and is good at slaying demons and demons. Although the master said that I am talented, but Pin Dao is really not good at spells such as turning stones into gold. .”

Erlang Shen was hiding in the main hall at this time, he couldn't help laughing when he heard Dong Yong's words: "Isn't your master just me? I never said that you are talented!"

Emperor Wenchang also came to join in the fun, and he also said with a smile: "You also said that you are taking a tough path, Dong Xiaoyou, look at your small body, are you ashamed to say these words?"

The emperor couldn't hear the words of Erlang God and Emperor Wenchang, he only grasped the key point of turning stone into gold, "Is there really a magic method of turning stone into gold in Taoism?"

Dong Yong got stuck, and he sent a voice transmission to Erlang God and Emperor Wenchang, "Shut up, you two, just listen to you two mocking me, what did the old emperor say? I can't even get my lines!"

Erlangshen said: "The old emperor asked you to perform a touch of turning stone into gold."

Dong Yong regrouped and continued his performance. He pretended to be sad and said, "I'll show His Majesty the magic touch, but I don't have enough experience, and the effect of the spell can't last long."

The emperor was overjoyed, "It's good to see this kind of strange art, please, Taoist priest!"

The eunuch found Dong Yong a pebble for decoration in the fish tank. Dong Yong held the pebble in his hand and swept it with a dust whisk, chanting an unknown spell.

After a while, the pebbles gradually turned golden yellow, and Dong Yong handed the heavy gold to the eunuch.The eunuch immediately ran to the dragon chair and presented the cobblestone to the emperor.

The emperor picked up the gold and looked at it. The water droplets in the fish tank were still stained on the gold, and the shape was also in the shape of a pebble.He nodded in satisfaction, "How long can this gold keep its shape?"

Dong Yong was afraid that he would take the fake gold to trap the merchants who sell food, so he hurriedly said: "If you go back to Your Majesty, the spell will last for a short time, and this piece of gold will soon return to its original shape."

As soon as Dong Yong finished speaking, the gold turned back into pebbles, even the moss on them.

The emperor handed the cobblestone to the eunuch beside him in a dispirited manner.Such a short time is not enough to exchange gold for spring plowing seeds.

The prime minister thought for a while and said, "Your Majesty, from this point of view, the method of transportation proposed by Dong Daochang is the only feasible method."

The prince standing on the right still disagreed, "Father, this method is still a bit inappropriate! Although the national treasury is empty, you can't steal people's money!"

Many ministers stood on the prime minister's side one after another, as long as Dong Yong's money was not his own, who cares whether his money was stolen or robbed.

The emperor also thought so, he sighed and said: "Ah! Seeing that the spring plowing is about to start, the treasury can't raise so much money for a while. In order not to delay the spring plowing, I can only ask Daoist Dong to do it."

The ministers knelt down and kowtowed, "Your Majesty is holy!"

The prince's expression was quite unwilling, he took a step forward and wanted to persuade him, but Erlang God cast a spell to stop him.

The prince was terrified. What kind of magic is this? Why can't he move or speak?Dong Yong blinked at him while no one was paying attention, the prince's eyes were ablaze with raging anger, and the evil way was wronging the country!Really hateful!

The emperor was eager to ask Dong Yong to change the gold and silver, but Dong Yong shirked and said: "Your Majesty, the amount of gold and silver is too huge. It is difficult for a meager person to get it together. You need the cooperation of Your Majesty and all the adults."

"Oh? What do we need to do?" the emperor asked.

"I need everyone to chant scriptures and pray for blessings with me. The more sincere your heart is, the more gold and silver you will get."

The emperor said: "In this case, then I and all civil and military officials will follow you to pray for blessings. If you need anything, tell me, and I will send someone to prepare it."

Dong Yong said in a fairy-like manner: "No, no. As long as you are sincere, it is the same wherever you pray."

Dong Yong pulled out a very plain and simple cattail, he pressed the catkin and flung it out, and the same catfish appeared under each adult's buttocks.

Dong Yong knelt and sat on the front cattail mat. He took out another cattail mat and put it in front of him, asking the emperor to sit down.

God Erlang sent him a voice transmission, "We didn't arrange to chant scriptures before, what do you want to do?"

Dong Yong lowered his eyes, and secretly replied: "It seems that these ministers are not pleasing to the eye, you go and steal some of their money, let's not pluck the wool of the old emperor."

Emperor Wenchang complained: "You will really find us a job!"

Erlang Shen asked worriedly: "I never taught you to recite sutras, do you know how to recite? Don't reveal your secrets."

Dong Yong said very calmly: "It doesn't matter, I still master several foreign languages!"