[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Sanshengmu was anxious to see her second brother, so she settled Liu Yanchang hastily and left.

Liu Yanchang was lying on the table wanting to cry but without tears.Why did God treat him like this!He's just a mean-spirited little pitiful...

The prawns eaten in the Dragon Palace seemed to have been digested, and Liu Yanchang gnawed on the snack bit by bit.

Depend on!The snacks are still salty, don’t you know that cats can’t eat too much salt?After eating a piece of snack, Liu Yanchang rolled around in the circle boredly.

It's so boring, so boring, and he is not allowed to explore in such a big place, how disgusting!Did you even circle him, thinking he was Tang Sanzang?

Liu Yanchang complained inwardly, and soon fell asleep.

After an unknown period of time, the door of the side hall opened, and a man in a black robe walked into the hall.Liu Yanchang shook his ears and slowly opened his eyes.

The man was wearing a toga with long sleeves, and his hair was tied loosely behind his head with a brocade sash.Although the clothes tightly covered the chest, the front was loose and unruly.His expression was cold, his Danfeng eyes were slightly raised, his nose was straight, and there were a few dark golden lines drawn between his brows.His thin lips were drawn into a straight line, which made him look a little unnatural.

Liu Yanchang glanced at it twice and turned his head away without interest. He didn't have any affection for the man who was more handsome than him.

The man reached out and took down a yellow-brown bamboo tube from the bogu shelf.He was about to open the door to go out, but after thinking about it, he backed away. He walked to the table step by step, and stretched out his palm to Liu Yanchang.

Seeing that he was going to grab him, Liu Yanchang quickly shrank back inside.

The man's hand just touched the circle drawn by the Three Virgins, and a pale golden film protected Liu Yanchang.Liu Yanchang was overjoyed when he saw it, he closed his eyes and stuck out his little pink tongue towards the man.

Heh heh heh, it's not that easy to catch the young master, but I'm surrounded by gods!

The man snorted, put his hand on the film and pressed it lightly, and the film burst like soap bubbles.

The protective circle... gone!Liu Yanchang opened his mouth wide in surprise.Depend on!San Shengmu, you are too weak!Compared with Brother Hou's, the circles you drew are three-no products, okay?

The man reached out and pinched the fur on Liu Yanchang's neck, and lifted him up from the table.

Liu Yanchang can bend and stretch, he hugged his claws and bowed, "Meow~" (Hero, I was wrong, I shouldn't be rude to you.)

The man didn't seem to understand his animal language, so he shook Liu Yanchang by the back of his neck in mid-air.

Seeing how high he was from the ground, Liu Yanchang was so frightened that Mao Mao exploded, and frightened himself into a ball of hair.

The man walked to the west side and sat down on the futon by the window. He put Liu Yanchang on the small tea table beside him, took out a pair of small and exquisite golden wreaths from his sleeve, and put them around Liu Yanchang's neck.

Liu Yanchang put on Ying Luo and "slapped" and lay down on the coffee table.It's too heavy... It's simply unbearable for life.Can this precious item made of gold not be worn around the neck, can he pack it and take it away?

Liu Yanchang stretched out his claws and pulled the red tassel pendant, full of resentment, such an old and heavy thing, did he intend to crush him to death?Is this the latest popular cat abuse method?It's so vicious!

Seeing that the cat couldn't wear the necklace, the man had to take it off regretfully.He looked at Liu Yanchang, put Yingluo away, and took out a small royal blue dress.The clothes were a bit too big, the man stretched out his hand, and the small clothes became smaller again.He threw the clothes on Liu Yanchang's head, Liu Yanchang closed his eyes reflexively, and when he opened them again, the little royal blue dress was already on him.

"Meow!" (What kind of operation is this!)

The skirts of the small clothes were tied carefully, and the two front legs were inserted into the wide sleeves of the clothes.The man looked at it and felt that there was still something missing. He took out a piece of black cloth and touched it casually, and a small scholar's hat was ready.

Liu Yanchang was sitting on the coffee table, with his front legs obediently placed in front of him, and with a scholar's crown on his head, he looked like a cultured cat.The man nodded in satisfaction.

Liu Yanchang was about to go mad with anger, is this person sa, how can he be so good at dressing cats!He frantically tore at the clothes on his body, but the fabric looked quite thin, but no matter whether he scratched it with his claws or bit it with his teeth, the clothes were still as clean as new.

Someone outside the door suddenly asked: "Master, did you find the tea? Sanshengmu still has something to do, she is going back to Huashan soon!"

With a wave of the sleeve of the man's robe, Liu Yanchang returned to the table, and the circle of film was restored.In the blink of an eye, the man changed into a light yellow dress, his hair was tied into a high bun, he flicked his sleeves, opened the door and left the side hall.

After closing the hall door, the Xiaotian dog outside said: "Master, there is a cat inside, master don't like it!"

The corner of the man's mouth twitched slightly, and he patted the dog's head, "Of course, I never liked cats."

Erlang Shen couldn't help rubbing his hands hidden in his sleeves.He felt that he didn't deceive Xiao Tiangou, he didn't tease the cat just now, that cat was changed by humans!At most he was teasing a mortal.kindness!That's it!

Back in the main hall, God Erlang handed the bamboo tube to Sanshengmu, "This is this year's pre-rain tea, you can take it home and drink it yourself or give it to someone else."

Sanshengmu accepted the bamboo tube with a smile, "Thank you, Second Brother."

Erlang Shen asked hesitantly: "The man in the side hall..."

San ShengMu laughed and said: "I have concealed the truth from many gods, but I still can't escape the eyes of my second brother!" San ShengMu told the story of Liu Yanchang to Erlang God, "He is a kind person, and he is willing to help me without knowing my identity. Later, I stopped Ding Da from smashing the temple. He is a good man, but he talks too much. Originally, I planned to punish him a little and take him back to Huashan after the banquet. Forgot him."

Erlang Shen nodded, "If you forget it, forget it, it's not a big deal. He's just a mortal, you just send him something to make up for it."

Sanshengmu nodded obediently, and Erlangshen was relieved to see that his sister was still obedient.Immortals are different, heaven most taboos love between immortals.

What is the character of Sanshengmu? He knows best when he is an elder brother, he is soft-hearted, kind, and innocent.She usually looks limp, but once she decides on something, she will stick to it.If she moved her heart, she would definitely be devoted to that mortal.

Erlangshen was very afraid that she would miss the mortal, and seeing that his sister didn't take that mortal seriously, he felt relieved.

Sanshengmu went to the side hall to pick up Liu Yanchang.Liu Yanchang jumped up and down and complained to the Holy Mother: "Meow! Meow meow!" (Look at how I have been tortured by others!)

San ShengMu looked at him, "Who tortured you?"

Liu Yanchang looked down at himself, where did his little clothes go?He jumps up and meows, (it's a man with a golden line on his forehead, he puts a collar on me, almost bends my neck, and then puts me in a little dress.)

As soon as Liu Yanchang mentioned the golden lines, San ShengMu knew that he was referring to his second brother.

"Impossible, my second brother doesn't like cats, and he doesn't know how to dress cats. You, you! You are full of nonsense!" After speaking, without waiting for Liu Yanchang to explain, she waved her sleeve and put Liu Yanchang into her sleeve pocket inside.

Liu Yanchang sulked in his black sleeves.Isn't the second elder brother of Sanshengmu the Erlang God?It turns out that Erlang God is such a god, what a god!No wonder he changed clothes before leaving the side hall!It must be afraid that Xiao Tiangou will smell the cat smell on his body!

Forget it, his thin arms can't twist Erlangshen's thighs, so it's just wearing pet clothes, it's no big deal.He won't see Erlang God again in the future, so let's treat himself as a disadvantage this time!

When they arrived at Mount Hua, San ShengMu released Liu Yanchang.Liu Yanchang looked around, and this was the entrance of Notre Dame Palace, and he turned back into a human.

"Lei Feng, I turned you into a cat because of your outrageous words, now the spell is invalid, you can go." The Holy Mother took out a small box of tea from her sleeve pocket, "I have wronged you these two days, this is my gift My apology to you."

Liu Yanchang was in a daze when he heard the name Lei Feng, he hadn't told Sanshengmu his real name yet.

He took the tea box, opened it and smelled it, "Wow! It smells so good! What is the effect of this tea? Can drinking it make you immortal? Can you become a fairy?"

"...You think too much, this is ordinary tea, but the taste is better."

Liu Yanchang nodded disappointedly, "Oh, that's it..."

"However, mortals can get rid of all diseases after drinking it."

Liu Yanchang quickly put the small box into his arms, "Thank you, Holy Mother, you are the best fairy in the world!"

Sanshengmu laughed, "Do you mind if I turn you into a cat?"

"I don't mind, I don't mind. You can get such a good thing with two meows, so I have nothing to complain about. Holy Mother, if you still have such a good job in the future, just come to me!"

Sanshengmu sighed: "Look at you, you don't look like a scholar at all. You don't have the character of a literati."

Liu Yanchang curled his lips in disdain, "I'm a restrained person, and my strength of character has been integrated into my blood. People like me who are introverted will not expose their strength of character at will."

San Shengmu covered her mouth and smiled: "You mortal! In the past two days with you, I have laughed more than in the past ten years."

Liu Yanchang's heart skipped a beat, isn't that how the goodwill between men and women comes about?Oops, he got a little carried away.

Liu Yanchang laughed dryly, "Hahaha, I am! I am more funny-looking and talkative. You are used to being deserted, and suddenly someone talks to you, and you find it interesting. You don't know, my mother thinks I'm annoying What! She always scolds me, saying my mouth is like a broken car."

"How do you say that?"

"Whenever you move, everything jingles!"

Sanshengmu was amused by him again, "You are really good at talking."

Liu Yanchang looked upright, and respectfully bowed to the Holy Mother, "My Lady, thank you for your care these two days. I will bid farewell, please take care."

The author has something to say: Let me explain to everyone that the settings for various gods in my article are all based on novels and TV dramas, as well as my own ideas.

The Erlang God in this article is superficially cold, but secretly likes fluffy and cute things.In order to make himself dignified, he is calm and cold in front of his subordinates, pets and younger sister.So Sanshengmu didn't believe Erlang Shen would play the game of changing clothes with Liu Yanchang.

And Erlangshen was afraid that his pet Xiaotiangou would be jealous, so he changed his clothes before leaving the side hall.He did it to prevent Xiaotiangou from thinking that he had fallen out of favor, so it can be said that he was very considerate to pets.

Well...it's probably Jiang Zi.