[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Third Holy Mother, long time no see. How are you doing in Huashan?" The visitor wore a snake bun on his head, a green jade hairpin on his head, and a light silk veil on his body that fluttered without wind, with a faint fairy air.

Sanshengmu stood up and returned the salute, "Immortal Bihai, long time no see, I am still the same in Huashan."

Seeing the cat on the table, Bihai Xianjun asked in surprise, "When did you take a cat as a pet?"

"It's just a pet I just got in these two days. Although the bones are average, it's smart and lively."

Liu Yanchang pretended he couldn't hear, and kept eating.This prawn is amazing, no need to dip it in any sauce, the prawn meat is juicy and sweet, he has never eaten such a delicious prawn in his two lifetimes.

The prawn is as long as a bamboo chopstick, and the little milk cat that Liu Yanchang turned into is not as long as the prawn.It is inconvenient to hold the prawn with two fluffy claws, but he just doesn't let go.He can also peel the shrimp skin, and bite the white and tender shrimp meat with his small mouth, one bite after another, eating very seriously.

Seeing that he was cute, Bi Haixian couldn't help touching his head.Liu Yanchang dropped the prawn and jumped to the side, "Meow!" at her ferociously. (Don't touch men's heads! You messed up my hairstyle!)

Here only Sanshengmu could understand what Liu Yanchang was talking about, and she burst out laughing when she heard Liu Yanchang's words.Bihai Xianjun asked strangely: "What happened to this cat?"

The Three Virgins ninja smiled and said: "He is a little tomcat, you are not allowed to touch him!"

Bihai Xianjun smiled and bent over, "This little thing is quite delicate."

The two of them laughed happily, and many gods passing by gathered here.Bihai Xianjun said to the other fairies: "Come and see the cat raised by San Shengma, the little guy is very shy, the fairies are not allowed to touch it!"

All the female fairies immediately became interested after hearing this, and stretched out their hands to touch Liu Yanchang.Liu Yanchang jumped up and down on the table to prevent others from catching him, but unfortunately he was no match for those gods, and he fell into the palms of the fairies in a short while.This one touches his ear, that one scratches his chin.Liu Yanchang struggled desperately but could not escape from the clutches of the fairies.

There was even a male fairy who stretched out his hand to pinch Liu Yanchang's tail, causing Liu Yanchang's hair to explode.The male fairy also said: "Huh? This cat doesn't seem to like the male fairy touching it either!"

The Third Holy Mother knew that Liu Yanchang was a human being, not a real cat, and it was really inappropriate for the gods to tease him like this.

She persuaded: "It's better not to trouble him, or he should be angry."

Other people's cats are really not too much, everyone reluctantly put Liu Yanchang back on the table.They all discussed whether to raise one when they went back.There are also many gods who took out the pills and toys on their bodies and gave them to the Three Holy Mothers, which can be regarded as a meeting gift for the cats.

Sanshengmu expressed her thanks dumbfounded, she never expected that Liu Yanchang would be quite popular with the immortals after he turned into a cat.

Liu Yanchang, who had been teased a lot, lay dying on the table, his two claws overlapped, his head rested on it, and there were tears in his big cat eyes, which was very pitiful and very painful.

The Third Holy Mother asked in a low voice, "Are you alright?"

"Meow..." (I am no longer a pure boy...)

"Pfft..." San ShengMu poked his little head, "You man, what are you thinking about every day! Talking is also... weird!"

"Third Holy Mother, why was your place so lively just now, I can even hear your laughter when I greet guests over there."

The third virgin smiled and said, "Fourth princess, those gods like this cat! You see, these little things on the table are all little gifts from the gods."

The fourth princess flipped through it casually, "Oh! These elixirs are very good! If he is really a cat, he can be transformed with these elixirs!"

Not far away, a middle-aged beautiful woman in luxurious clothes shouted: "Ting Xin, come and greet the guests for me."

"Come on!" The Fourth Princess said to the Third Holy Mother, "You have not come to the East China Sea once or twice. You take care of yourself. There are too many guests today, so I really can't take care of you."

"What kind of friendship do we have? Do I still need you to accompany me? Go and do your work!"

Liu Yanchang lay on the table, feeling that the name Tingxin sounded familiar.He gave a "meow" to the Third Holy Mother, (That is the Fourth Princess? What's her full name?)

The Third Holy Mother introduced to him: "She is the fourth princess of the Dragon Clan in the East China Sea, her full name is Ao Tingxin."

Liu Yanchang lowered his head and thought, Ao Tingxin, Ao Tingxin...how come it sounds so familiar?Where did you hear it?Novels, movies, or TV shows?

An electric current ran from the top of Liu Yanchang's head to the base of his tail. He remembered, isn't Ao Tingxin the character in the TV series "The Legend of the Lotus Lantern"?

I remember that when he was still a freshman, CCTV always broadcast that TV series, and he was busy with other things while watching TV.In the whole TV series, he especially likes the actor who played Ao Tingxin. That actor also played the role of Forsythia in "The Legend of the White Snake". He really likes that girl.If it wasn't for that girl, he wouldn't watch TV with him.

After so many years, he still remembers the beauty of the girl.But what is the TV show about?I don't remember exactly.But when it comes to the Lotus Lantern... Isn't that Chen Xiang splitting the mountain to save his mother?Chen Xiang... Chen Xiang's father seems to be named Liu Yanchang too!

Liu Yanchang stuffed his claws into his mouth in surprise, my name is Liu Yanchang!I won't wear it in TV dramas, will I?

He has also watched the TV series "Lotus Lantern", and he really didn't pay much attention when he first heard the name of the Three Holy Mothers. After all, when it comes to the Lotus Lantern, isn't Chen Xiang the most famous person who split the mountain to save his mother?It's been almost 20 years since he was reborn, it's good to remember Chen Xiang, but who remembers his mother's name!

Oh, by the way, he still remembered a line in the lyrics, there is a three holy mother in the sky, who gave birth to Chen Xiang and lived with her father.

Life, life, life, life!He didn't want to give birth to Chen Xiang, nor did he want to give birth to a father.He would rather be a bachelor all his life than marry a fairy wife.After two days of good times, my wife was crushed under Mount Hua. In the future, my son will have to rescue her, and whoever puts it on him can't bear it!

Liu Yanchang is a pragmatic person, he just wants to marry an ordinary wife and live an ordinary life.

Glancing at San ShengMu secretly, he asked, "Meow~" (Mother, when can I go home?)

Sanshengmu said with a smile: "When the banquet is over, I will take you back to Mount Hua, and you can go wherever you want."

Liu Yanchang hugged his front paws and bowed, "Meow meow~" (Thanks to the Holy Mother for forgiveness.)

Sanshengmu nodded, she wondered why this person suddenly became so cute.

Liu Yanchang lay obediently on the table, as quiet as a real cat.He made up his mind to run away as soon as the banquet was over.

Marrying a fairy daughter-in-law, the husband and wife have been separated for more than ten years, and the son rescued the mother after all the hardships.Liu Yanchang said that he cannot accept this kind of hard life.Although San ShengMu is beautiful, but he has not fallen in love with her, and it is really impossible to generate electricity for love.

The full moon banquet of the Eighth Prince of the East China Sea ended soon, and the Third Holy Mother put Liu Yanchang in her pocket and left the Dragon Palace.The fourth princess still has something to do, she stayed in the East China Sea.

After leaving the Dragon Palace, San ShengMu flew towards Mount Hua, unexpectedly, halfway through the flight, a shining paper crane flew to her side.The Three Holy Mothers pinched the formula, and a deep and clear voice came from the paper crane.

"Third Sister, this year's pre-rain tea is here. When will you come to Guanjiangkou? Do you want me to deliver the tea to you?"

Sanshengmu thought for a while, she rarely left Mount Hua, and she finally came out today, why not go to Guanjiangkou, as it happened that she hadn't seen her second brother for a long time!After making up her mind, the Three Virgins flew to Guanjiangkou on a cloud, completely forgetting that there was a cat named 'Lei Feng' stuffed in her sleeve.

San ShengMu lowered her cloud head and landed at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, Xiaotian Dog had already run out and waited at the door.

Sanshengmu said with a smile: "Xiaotiangou, you know I'm coming!"

Xiao Tiangou said, "Holy Mother, the master is dealing with official business, please go to the main hall and wait for a while, the master will come right away."

Xiaotiangou is a white capillary dog. He is white all over, has dark eyes, and has a strong back and limbs.It has a golden wreath on its neck, with red tassels and bells inlaid with red treasures hanging on it. When it runs, the tassels vibrate and the bells ring crisply.

It followed the Three Virgins to the main hall, and as he walked, he approached the Three Virgins and sniffed twice.

"Holy Mother, you smell like seafood."

"I just came out of the East China Sea. The East China Sea has an eighth prince. I'm going to drink the full moon wine."

Xiaotiangou nodded, "The master has also received the post, but he doesn't like the old Dragon King, so he only sent a congratulatory gift."

Sanshengmu sighed: "Second brother is still the same, he doesn't like to be lively, and he doesn't like to socialize."

Xiao Tiangou said again: "Holy Mother, Holy Mother, in addition to the smell of seafood, you also smell like cats, and you also have a little bit of human smell."

The Third Holy Mother said: "Oops! I forgot that I still have a cat with me!"

Xiaotiangou's dog made a disgusted expression, "I hate cats!"

Sanshengmu squatted down to discuss with Xiaotiangou, "Xiaotiangou, my cat hasn't inediad yet. I can't keep it in my sleeve pocket all the time, it will starve to death. Can I put it in the side hall? "

Xiaotiangou nodded reluctantly, "Okay! I just don't go to the side hall. The cat! It's trouble."

Sanshengmu thanked Xiaotiangou, and ran to the side hall first to release Liu Yanchang.

Liu Yanchang looked around, "Holy Mother, we have arrived at Mount Hua! Is this the place where you live? It is really grand, with simple and elegant decoration, and extraordinary taste. But the overall tone is a bit dark! You are a girl, use brighter colors to compare Looks good!" Liu Yanchang committed the habit of being mean again, and he seemed to comment on the decoration style of the Three Holy Mothers.

Sanshengmu said apologetically, "I'm sorry, but this is not Mount Hua. Just stay here obediently, and I'll pick you up in a while."

Liu Yanchang's cat eyes widened, "Why don't you keep your word! How about going back to Huashan as agreed?"

San Shengmu took out a plate of snacks from her sleeve pocket, and drew a circle on the table. She put Liu Yanchang in the circle, and carefully instructed: "This is a snack in the mortal world. You can eat some to pad your stomach. And , don’t get out of this circle.”

Liu Yanchang wanted to cry but had no tears, "Oh my god... how badly did I offend you? Aren't you a prisoner?"

San Shengmu stomped her feet coquettishly, "I'm sorry! I don't have time to explain to you, just stay well, and I will definitely send you back to Mount Hua safely!"

The author has something to say: The foolish Liu Yanchang finally knows who he is, who the Sanshengmu is, and who Ao Tingxin is... Let us light some wax for him~(≧▽≦)/~