[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After paying homage to the statue of the Holy Mother, Liu Yanchang felt more at ease.

He didn't believe in this at first. In his previous life, he was an ordinary programmer and a firm materialist.Later, he got cancer, and thought that this life was over, he fell down, but he didn't expect that he would be reborn as a little baby as soon as he opened his eyes.Since then he has not been sure that the gods exist.

In addition, he is easily influenced by the environment, and his family members are superstitious, which made him superstitious too.

Notre Dame Palace is not very big, there is only one main hall for worshiping God, and a few peach blossoms are sparsely planted in the courtyard.It is not the time for peach blossoms to bloom, but the flowers here are blooming brightly. From a distance, it looks like clusters of pink clouds floating in the yard.

After Liu Yanchang worshiped the gods, he planned to find a place to live, and when he settled down, it would not be too late for him to go up the mountain for sightseeing.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

"Come on! Smash the Notre Dame Palace for me!"

Liu Yanchang took a look, isn't this the villain Ding just now?Why did he smash the Notre Dame Palace?

Ding Da's family members pushed the pilgrims aside, and someone asked angrily, "Ding Da, why did you smash the Notre Dame Palace?"

Ding Da raised his eyebrows and said: "I offer incense to the Holy Mother's Palace every year, and offer rich sacrifices. I pray sincerely, just wanting to have a son, but I have given birth to twelve girls one after another. The Three Holy Mothers are not allowed at all, why should I Can’t smash the Notre Dame’s Palace? Don’t make trouble here, hurry up and stay where it’s cool, or I’ll smash you too!”

Ding Da put down his harsh words, but no one dared to speak out.

Ding Da saw that they knew each other, and nodded in satisfaction, "Come on, let's get to work! I'll smash this place!"

Liu Yanchang stood up, "Wait a minute!"

Ding Da looked back, "So it's you! You're a handsome boy, come on! Break his legs first."

Liu Yanchang didn't panic, the servants had already bound his legs, so he said slowly: "If you do this, let alone not having a son, you will lose all your wealth and your wife and children in the future."

"how to say?"

Liu Yanchang said: "I'm a foreigner. I heard about you as a villain Ding when I first entered the Huashan area. You always only do evil things, not good ones. If it is inferred according to common sense, a person like you should even give birth to children." Can't come out. But you already have twelve daughters, tell me, did the Virgin Mary bless you?"

Ding Da was convinced, "Then... then I would rather exchange twelve daughters for one son."

"That's even more wrong! The child is blessed by the Holy Mother, how can you treat the child badly? Besides, the fact that you can't have a son is a revelation from God, telling you to abandon evil and do good as soon as possible. , Sincerely rehabilitate. Look at you again, leading someone to copy guys, what are you talking about! Let me ask you, do you still want a son?"

Ding Dashi said sincerely: "I want to!"

"Untie me as soon as you want!"

Ding shouted to Jia Ding, "Come, come, untie him!"

Liu Yanchang straightened his clothes and said slowly: "I have traveled all these years, and I have seen the world. I found that anyone who dares to disrespect the gods will be punished by heaven! If you smash the temple today, I will stay away from you." Yes, because I am afraid that when the thunder strikes you, I will be implicated. But you are still a good person, and I will teach you today."

Ding said with a good temper: "Please tell me, I will definitely listen to you."

Liu Yanchang said: "First of all, from now on, you are not allowed to do evil, but do more good deeds. And you can't hold that kind of utilitarian heart, thinking that doing good deeds is like making a deal, and I will benefit more if I do more good deeds. You You must know that doing good deeds is often not rewarded, even if this is the case, you have to be sincere and continue to do good deeds.”

Ding Da nodded, "Is there any more?"

"Second, you offended the Holy Mother today, and I will sincerely apologize to the Holy Mother later."

Ding Da said: "But I don't have much money with me. If I apologize like this, will the Holy Mother be happy?"

"Vulgarity! Ignorance! Do you think the Virgin Mary is like you! Can people value your little gold and silver?"

Ding Da asked: "Then what should I do?"

"I sincerely kowtow to apologize! Of course, the incense money is also indispensable. Also, look at how small the Notre Dame Palace is, shouldn't you... huh?"

Ding Dalu understood, "I understand, I understand. I will rebuild the Notre Dame Palace later. Is there anything else I should pay attention to?"

Liu Yanchang said: "The last point, when you go home, be nice to your wife and children. Your daughters are also your flesh and blood, and they are also blessed by the Holy Mother. To treat them well is to appreciate the kindness of the Holy Mother. Do as I say, as long as you are sincere. To be kind, there will always be a son."

"Oh, I remember." Ding Da nodded thoughtfully, "Little brother... where do you live now? If it works, I will come to thank you."

Liu Yanchang pursed his lips, "Tsk tsk tsk, look at you, just finished training you, be sincere, sincere, and honest! You are asking me in disguise if I will run away!"

Ding Da said with a bitter face: "I... am I afraid? I am too old and I don't have a son. Who will inherit such a big family business!"

Liu Yanchang said helplessly: "Okay, okay! I will do my good work to the end and send the Buddha to the west. I will find a place to stay near the Notre Dame Palace. If you want to find me, come to the Notre Dame Palace."

"Okay, okay, let's be sure!" Ding Da thought for a while and added, "I warn you, don't run away, or I will chase you back from the ends of the earth!"

Liu Yanchang snorted coldly with disdain: "I have a clear conscience, why did you run away? I'm waiting here for you to give birth to a son!"

Ding Da asked again: "I still don't know your name?"

"I never leave a name for my good deeds! Just call me Lei Feng."

"Okay! Lei Feng, if I have a son, I will definitely thank you with a lot of money. If I don't give birth to a son, I will come to you to settle the score!"

Liu Yanchang said impatiently: "Got it, got it, hurry up and do your work! Moji!"

Ding Da ran into the Notre Dame's palace, kowtowed respectfully, muttered something, and then put all the silver on his body into the merit box.

Liu Yanchang shook his head and left Notre Dame Palace, it was getting late, he had to find a place to live quickly, otherwise he would end up on the street at night.

As soon as he turned a corner, he looked up and saw the two beauties just now.

Liu Yanchang jumped up in fright, "Hey! What do you two monsters want to do? Let me tell you, this is the territory of the Holy Mother! Don't mess around! I am blessed by the Holy Mother."

The two girls burst out laughing, and the hot-tempered woman laughed and said, "It's lucky that you have the nerve to mention the Holy Mother, the true God is standing in front of you, and you don't even know him!"

Liu Yanchang didn't believe it at all, "If you are Sanshengmu, I will be Erlang God."

The expression of 'Third Sister' changed after hearing this, "Presumptuous!" Liu Yanchang felt himself shrinking rapidly as her white fingers touched out of nowhere, and when he stretched out his hand, his hand turned into a furry paw.

"Three Holy Mother, what are you doing?"

"He's being rude, and I'm going to teach him a lesson."

Liu Yanchang now understands that the 'Three Sisters' are the real Three Holy Mothers, and that fiery girl is not a demon, she should also be a fairy.

It's over, this time I offended the gods.He clasped his two furry paws together and bowed again and again, "Meow--" (I know I was wrong, please, change me back soon!)

Sanshengmu smiled and said: "This is just a little punishment, it won't make you a cat for the rest of your life. After three days, your magic power will expire, and you will change back."

Liu Yanchang threw himself on the ground and wanted to cry, but he was so stupid, really, why should he be so mean!Why do you have to be cheap! "Meow~" (It took three days for me to turn back into a human, so what should I eat for these three days? Cat food? No one feeds cat food!)

Sanshengmu could understand what he said, she was in a hurry just now, and she really didn't think carefully. "Fourth princess, what should I do? If he doesn't eat or drink these three days, he will starve to death."

The fourth princess said ruthlessly: "How can it be so easy to starve to death, just go to someone's house to beg for some food, or go to the river to drink some water."

Liu Yanchang raised his head with tears in his eyes, he is now a white kitten with tears in his amber eyes, it looks really distressing.

The fourth princess was cute, she thought for a while and changed her mind and said, "It's really difficult to deal with a little milk cat. Or... take him to the East China Sea! Bring him back after you finish drinking the full moon wine."

San ShengMu thought this idea was good, she waved her sleeves, Liu Yanchang felt dizzy for a while, woke up and entered a dark space.

Lie obediently, Liu Yanchang sighed again, he is so stupid, really.He only knew that there were gods in the world, but he didn't expect the gods to go out for a walk.It's fine if you meet a god for a walk, he insists on being cheap in front of the god.He swears that he will never be mean again in the future, he will be a silent person, a taciturn person!

After an unknown amount of time, Liu Yanchang was thrown out. He shook his dizzy head and slowly opened his eyes.

It's so dazzling!This was Liu Yanchang's first reaction after opening his eyes.

Here is a huge palace, the floor is covered with golden bricks, shining, and the roof is transparent crystal glazed tiles.The pillars supporting the roof are inlaid with pearls and gemstones of various colors, and the lights used for lighting are night pearls as big as an adult's fist.

The Third Holy Mother whispered to him: "This is the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and it is also the home of the fourth princess. You have to pretend to be an ordinary cat, and don't let people know that you are a mortal, understand?"

Liu Yanchang nodded obediently, and San Shengmu put a small dish of fish and shrimp with chopsticks and put it in front of him, "It's fine for this mortal to eat, let's eat!"

Liu Yanchang stretched out a claw, "Meow!" (Wash your hands!)

"I didn't expect you to be quite clean." San Shengmu cast a spell, and Liu Yanchang felt his paws were cool, as if they were wrapped in water. After a while, the water disappeared and the paws were dry.

Satisfied, he lay down on the table and began to enjoy his delicious meal.