[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Boss! Bring me a pot of tea."

"Okay! Wait a minute, sir."

Qiao Yu, no, his name is Liu Yanchang now.Liu Yanchang saw this tea shed from a long distance away, and he happened to be tired, so he came over to have a cup of tea and rest.

He put down the burden on his back and looked around the simple tea shed.There were only three tables in the thatched shed, and besides him, there was another guest, a woman.

Liu Yanchang secretly looked at the female guest, she was really beautiful, with dark clouds on her temples, apricot face and peach cheeks, slender waist, like a goddess of the nine heavens.She picked up the tea bowl, slightly parted her vermilion lips, covered them with her wide sleeves, and took a sip of tea slowly.With a pinch of slender jade fingers, the store's broken rough porcelain tea bowls seem to have turned into exquisite jade objects, and the dilapidated thatched sheds have also become carved pavilions and pavilions.

Liu Yanchang turned his face away and stopped peeking.

This girl is pretty, but she doesn't seem to be very smart.The concubine-colored dress with pearls on her body, you can tell it's a good material without touching it.The clothes rubbed against the table, and it was designated to be covered with a layer of dust.If there is a wooden splinter on the table, it can scratch the clothes at once.

Why don't you find a good place to drink tea when you have money?In this barren mountain and wild ridge, when a small wind blows a pile of soil, do you drink tea with soil foam to supplement calcium?

Liu Yanchang shook his head, picked up the tea bowl and took a sip of tea.It tastes like a few tree leaves, but fortunately the girl drank it without changing her face.

"Boss, I want to go to Mount Hua, where should I go next?"

The boss is a dry old man in his 60s. He said with a smile: "This is the foot of Mount Hua! If you want to go up the mountain, just keep walking along the road!"

Liu Yanchang smiled, "Thank you, boss."

The boss smiled and said, "You don't need to thank me for some small things. I can hear your accent. It doesn't look like a local. Are you from another place?"

Liu Yanchang smiled embarrassedly, "I went to the capital to rush for the exam, but I failed the exam. Now I plan to go back to my hometown and pass by Mount Hua. Why don't I come and see it?"

The boss nodded, "That's it. There is a Notre Dame Palace ahead. The villagers go there to worship if they have difficulties. The Virgin Mary has nothing to do with it. It is very effective. You also go to the Notre Dame Palace to worship. You will definitely pass the exam next year." Title on the Gold List."

Liu Yanchang clasped his hands and said with a smile, "Thank you for your kind words! I will definitely go." After drinking the tea and resting enough, Liu Yanchang was about to leave with his pack.

At this time, a man dressed richly and with a face full of domineering and domineering walked into the tea shed with his servants.

"Get out of the way! You have no eyesight!" A servant pushed Liu Yanchang brutally. Liu Yanchang was unprepared and was almost pushed down.

"Hey! I said you..."

Liu Yanchang was about to lose his temper when he was stopped by the boss, "Don't talk, go away! His name is Ding Da, we all call him Ding Da wicked, you can't offend him, go away!"

Liu Yanchang nodded and thanked the boss for his kindness.

Evil Ding entered the tea shed, and the first thing he saw was the beautiful woman sitting quietly in the corner.He found a table and sat down, and said with a smile: "Little lady~ come and drink tea with me!"

The woman sat there as if she didn't hear him, and turned her head to look without even looking at him.

Evil Ding became angry, and he ordered the dog legs beside him, "Go, invite me here, little lady!"

Liu Yanchang really couldn't stand it, this melon girl, if others wanted to tease her, she didn't know how to run away!

Liu Yanchang walked over to block that bastard, "Sister, I made a mistake, and I will never gamble again. Before it is dark, I will take you back to your in-law's house! Let's go!"

The woman gave Liu Yanchang a surprised look, and Ding asked, "Is this your sister?"

Liu Yanchang nodded with a bitter face, "En! My sister is having trouble with me! Because I always gamble and sold all the land at home, she ran back from her in-law's house to get angry with me!"

Mr. Ding believed it a little bit, no wonder his younger sister dressed so well while his older brother dressed so-so. "Your sister...married at such a young age?"

Liu Yanchang nodded innocently, "Yes! I'm still pregnant with a baby!"

Evil Ding lost interest as soon as he heard it, he doesn't like pregnant women.

"Sister! Let's go!"

The woman nodded and walked out.

Just after leaving the tea shed, a valiant beauty ran over, "San... Sanmei, I've been looking for you everywhere, why did you come here?"

Liu Yanchang interrupted her in a low voice, "Stop talking, go!"

"Huh? Where are you going?"

Ding Da in the tea shed saw it, came out and said in a strange way: "Is this your sister too?"

Liu Yanchang shook his head solemnly, "How could this be my sister? This is my sister-in-law's sister-in-law, who came here to pick her up."

Ding Da has already become suspicious, "Is she also pregnant?"

Liu Yanchang disapproved, "Hey? How could it be such a coincidence that both of them are pregnant?"

"Oh."

Liu Yanchang was full of nonsense, "She is already the mother of three children, and all of them are daughters. I don't think she is lucky enough to have boys!"

After hearing Liu Yanchang's words, the woman was so angry that she wanted to teach him a lesson. It took a lot of effort for the 'Third Sister' to stop her.

Liu Yanchang cupped his hands, "Brother, I think you still have business to do, so don't bother me, leave!" After speaking, he trotted away, pulling the sleeves of the two girls' clothes.

Ding Da felt that he had been cheated, and couldn't help but want to chase after him, but the dog beside him stopped him, "Master, that scholar is right, we still have business to do!"

Ding Da shook his sleeve angrily, "Don't let me meet him again!"

After running a long way, Liu Yanchang turned around and couldn't see Ding Da, panting, he loosened the sleeves of the two girls.

He took a breath, pointed at the heroic girl and reprimanded: "Tell me about you, why are you so stupid! Didn't you see that I was trying to wink at you?"

The woman was surprised, "Why did you wink?"

"I winked and told you to run away! Do what you can, and you still want to go and fight them! Look at your skinny appearance! They brought so many people, they can beat you to the ground at once, Then take you home to be his No.18 concubine!"

The woman raised her eyebrows, "He dares!"

Liu Yanchang said: "Why don't you dare! You think you are a princess!"

The woman was so angry that Liu Yanchang spoke incoherently, "You! You! You..."

Liu Yanchang's mouth was sharp and he didn't let anyone interrupt him at all.He curled his lips, "Me, me, me, what! Don't wander around in the wilderness in the future, be careful of being caught by wild wolves!"

'Third Sister' frowned and said, "Okay! Don't say a few words!"

The 'Three Sisters' are beautiful and quiet, and Liu Yanchang quite likes this type of girl.Although she is a bit silly!But it's okay to be stupid, maybe you can abduct her home and become a daughter-in-law!

With such ulterior motives in mind, Liu Yanchang nodded reluctantly, "For your sake, I don't care about her!"

"You are abominable!" The heroic woman waved her sleeves, and a gust of wind blew past. Liu Yanchang felt his world spinning, and in the blink of an eye, he had already stood on the top of Mount Hua.

"Oh my god!" Liu Yanchang sat tremblingly on the ground, "That woman... is it a monster?"

His words seemed to be heard by the woman, and there was another gust of wind, and he was directly pushed off the top of the mountain by the gust of wind.

Liu Yanchang closed his eyes and yelled: "Help! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

After shouting this breath in his lungs, he took a deep breath and continued to shout: "Ah-ah...ah...uh. Haven't you landed yet?"

He opened his eyes cautiously, there was flat ground under his feet, and he was not killed by the fall.The two girls stood in front of him, looking at him with half-smiles.

It's over!Shame on me!Liu Yanchang tidied up his clothes, and said with force, "I didn't yell out of fright, I just... practice my voice!"

The two girls laughed, and the girl who threw him back and forth just now said, "Since you are not afraid, I will throw you again."

Liu Yanchang was so frightened that his two legs trembled. He said tremblingly, "It's better not to do this? It's... so impolite..."

'Third Sister' said with a smile, "Thank you for helping us just now, but don't blame us for scaring you when you speak rudely."

Her voice was sweet and melodious, and she smiled slightly, like a hundred flowers blooming.It's a pity that no matter how beautiful she is, Liu Yanchang doesn't want to lie to her to be his wife. Her elder sister is a monster, so she must be a monster too!

"Don't blame, don't blame! We don't owe anyone, so let's turn this matter over. What do you think?"

The two girls nodded in agreement, and Liu Yanchang was relieved, "Then I will take my leave first, take my leave! Goodbye!"

Liu Yanchang took two steps back tentatively, seeing that the two banshees didn't move, maybe they really didn't care about it, and quickly ran away with his little burden on his back, for fear that they would regret it again. 'Third Sister' laughed and said, "This scholar is an interesting person."

"What's so interesting? It's just the words. Let's go back! My mother gave birth to a younger brother, and I came to you to invite you to drink my younger brother's full moon wine."

The third sister said happily: "This is a good thing, don't worry, I will definitely be there."

Liu Yanchang trotted all the way to Notre Dame Palace.Notre Dame Palace is full of incense, and people come and go.He entered the Palace of Notre Dame and knelt on the ground with a thud. Before he could catch his breath, he fell to the ground in front of the idol.

"Bless the Holy Mother! Just now I, I offended a long, beautiful and vicious monster! Please protect my safety and don't let the monster eat me. After all, I haven't lived enough!" After muttering prayers, Liu Yanchang Pat your chest to even out your breath.

He opened the money bag and counted carefully, only two taels of silver and a dozen copper coins were left on him.

Taking out a tael of silver, Liu Yanchang put it in the merit box, "Your Majesty, don't think too little, I'm just a poor man. I gave you half of my net worth, and the remaining ten copper coins, you can treat me as a reward." No? If you don't say anything, I will take it as your promise! Thank you!"

After collecting the rest of the money, Liu Yanchang bowed to the statue again, completely unaware that what he just said was listened to.

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