[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

In Yaochi, the Eldest Princess stood outside the bedroom of the Seventh Princess and gently knocked on the door.

"Seventh Sister, Seventh Sister? Are you there, Seventh Sister?"

After knocking for a long time but no one responded, the eldest princess asked suspiciously: "Why no one answered, are you asleep?"

She walked lightly and went to Zhang Qiaozui's room.

"Qiaozui, Zhang Qiaozui?" The eldest princess knocked on the door, but Zhang Qiaozui didn't respond.

Only then did the eldest princess feel that something was wrong. She pushed open the door of Zhang Qiaozui's room, but there was no one in the room.

She ran back to Seventh Princess' bedroom in a panic, and pushed open the door. The hall was also empty, with a broken bowl and a puddle of dirty soup on the ground.

The eldest princess jumped up anxiously, what should I do, Seventh Sister must have gone to the mortal world again, and this time she took Zhang Qiaozui with her.

In a panic, the eldest princess saw a letter on the dressing table.She walked around the broken bowl and picked up the letter.

'Sister, please forgive me for leaving without saying goodbye.

I understand that what the eldest sister said is correct, but I have always missed Dong Yong in my heart, and I can't forget it.

Sister, Yaochi is too deserted and depressing, I have endured it for too long, I don't want to continue living like this.Please forgive my selfishness.

I will go down to earth to marry Dong Yong, and when Dong Yongshou counts, I will return to heaven.Don't worry, my eldest sister, my mother is in closed door meditation, and she won't leave the door in half a year.As long as I'm careful, my mother won't find out.

Please take care of my eldest sister, and leave my seventh sister. '

After reading the letter from the seventh princess, the eldest princess was so angry that her hands shook.When did Seventh Sister become like this, she did things regardless of the consequences, she was simply deluded!

Up to now, it's useless for the princess to be angry no matter how angry she is.She stuffed the letter into her Qiankun bag, and disposed of the soup and broken bowls on the ground herself.

Before leaving, the Eldest Princess summoned all the maids in the Palace of the Seventh Princess and told them that the Seventh Princess had a flash of inspiration and had some new insights into cultivation.She is retreating to study, and no one is allowed to disturb her during the retreat.

After finishing the matter, the eldest princess went straight to Tianhe. She stood on the edge of Tianhe and looked down anxiously.

She looked at the mortal world, frowning.Who is this Dong Yong?Being able to fascinate Qimei so much, because of him, Qimei doesn't even want to stay in Yaochi.

The heavenly soldiers stationed in Tianhe came to salute, "Princess, do you have any orders?"

The eldest princess forced a smile and said, "I'm just a little bored, so come out to get some air." She pointed to the mortal world and asked, "Tell me, what interesting things have happened in the mortal world recently?"

Tian Bing replied: "The mortal world is still the same, and there is nothing unusual. But the spring is about to start. If the princess is interested, let's see who can win the first prize."

The eldest princess smiled, "It's nothing to look at, anyone who can be admitted to the first prize is an old man."

Tian Bing also laughed, "Princess is very true, but this year there is a mortal named Dong Yong, he is young and talented, the Seventh Princess said when he came to Tianhe, this Dong Yong may be the champion!"

The eldest princess asked excitedly, "What's that man's name?"

"If you go back to the princess, that mortal is called Dong Yong."

The eldest princess was overjoyed that someone would give her a pillow when she was dozing off.She turned her head to look at the mortal world again, and hurried back to Yaochi.

The Heavenly Soldiers saluted, "Respectfully send off the Eldest Princess."

The seventh princess left the letter and left without saying goodbye. She and Zhang Qiaozui went down to earth and landed directly outside the Tongfu Inn.

Outside the Tongfu Inn is a bustling street. The Seventh Princess and Zhang Qiaozui are luxuriously dressed, with extraordinary temperament and graceful postures.But for some reason, no one could see their faces clearly, the two of them seemed to be hidden in a cloud of smoke.

Zhang Qiaozui took Princess Seven's hand and looked inside the inn, "Which room does he live in, let's go find him!"

Seventh Princess hurriedly pulled her back, "Don't go! Erlang God is always with him."

"Erlang God? How could he have anything to do with Dong Yong?"

The Seventh Princess said unhappily: "I don't know the specific reason. Anyway, Erlang God and him are good friends. Fortunately, my mother is in retreat, otherwise Erlang God should have stabbed my mother to my private descending."

Zhang Qiaozui was filled with righteous indignation and said: "It's really nosy! If her mother didn't have Sifan, how could she have given birth to him? Now that he has the ability, I don't see others looking for Mr. Ruyi."

The Seventh Princess thought so too. Looking at the towering courtyard wall, she sighed faintly, "You can see him as long as you go to the backyard. I didn't expect that I went down to earth against my mother and sister, but I didn't even look at his face." Can't see."

Zhang Qiaozui gave her an idea, "We have already come down, and there will be more opportunities for you to meet in the future. I heard that the mortal world pays attention to the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers. Isn't there a father above Dong Yong? Erlang God is in the capital, let's go to Guanjiangkou to find his father first, and ask him to settle the marriage between the two of you. Erlang God is just his friend, he can't interfere with Dong Yong's marriage."

Seventh Princess was very moved when she heard this, but she still had some doubts, "If Erlang God finds me when he returns to Jiangkou, he will sue the heavens!"

"There is no need to be afraid. When Dong Yong returns to his hometown, you avoid Erlang God, and first win over Dong Yong, so that he is reluctant to let you go. By the way, how good is the relationship between Erlang God and Dong Yong?"

Seventh Princess thought for a while, "They should have a good relationship. Erlang God always looks for Dong Yong, but I can't see how they get along with each other in Tianhe."

Zhang Qiaozui nodded, "It should be Erlang God who cast the spell. He is a god, and he doesn't want others to see him, which is normal. Since they have a good relationship, it will be more beneficial to us. As long as Dong Yong can't leave you, Erlangshen wouldn't dare to send you to the sky, otherwise, wouldn't he be harming his friend?"

Seventh Princess smiled and nodded, "Sister Qiaozui, it's a good thing you're here, otherwise I really don't know what to do. Then let's go to Guanjiangkou now!"

Zhang Qiaozui stopped her, "Why do you hear that wind is rain, your sweetheart is about to take an exam, why don't you stay and see?"

Seventh Princess was a bit reluctant, "Of course I want to see it, but for the future, I can only leave the capital first."

Zhang Qiaozui said, "I'll teach you a trick, do you want to listen?"

The seventh princess is very convinced of Zhang Qiaozui now, and feels that the method she said must work. "Say it, tell it, what can you do?"

Zhang Qiaozui asked: "Are you sure that Dong Yong will be the number one scholar?"

"It's...it's no problem to be admitted to Jinshi, but it's a bit difficult to be the number one scholar. After all, there are so many candidates, and there are still many candidates in the court."

Zhang Qiaozui said: "In this case, why don't you go to Emperor Wenchang and ask him to protect Dong Yongzhong's number one scholar?"

Seventh Princess hesitated, "This is not good! He is a scholar, and scholars are arrogant. It is not appropriate for me to intervene like this."

Zhang Qiaozui said nonchalantly: "My dear girl, think about it carefully. What is the purpose of studying hard in the cold window? Isn't it for the top prize, to be a high-ranking official, and to shine in the family? In the mortal world, the two of us are more powerful than the old emperor! Dong Marrying you forever, the glory and wealth are at your fingertips. You should give him a little bit of sweetness, otherwise how would he know you are good?"

"What you said makes sense, but if you think about it, we escaped secretly. If we went to find Emperor Wenchang, wouldn't we have leaked our tracks?"

Zhang Qiaozui said, "What are you afraid of? We're going to Guanjiangkou right away. We'll pretend to be ordinary people and sneak into the crowd. Who can catch us?"

The Seventh Princess was still hesitant, Zhang Qiao yelled at her, "Xiao Qi, if you are afraid, then let's go back to Yaochi immediately, no one should find out now, it's still too late for you to go back on your word."

Seventh Princess shook her head childishly, "No! I'm not going back! Let's go find Emperor Wenchang."

Zhang Qiaozui said with a smile: "I heard that there happens to be a temple of Emperor Wenchang in the suburbs of Beijing. Let's go there now!"

The two played a trick, the white mist drifted past, and the two disappeared in the bustling street.There were suddenly two people missing on the street, and the pedestrians coming and going were not surprised.

As soon as the Seventh Princess and the others left, Dong Yong and Erlang Shen walked out of the inn.

Dong Yong complained, "Where are we going to eat at noon today? I really can't stand those scholars living in the inn, they are too narrow-minded! They block me in the dining room every day, wanting to compare me to poetry? Don't I just show off?" You got rich once! As for hating me so much?"

Erlangshen said: "If they want to compete, you should compare with them and let them be convinced to lose. Just because of those villains, you didn't even go to the dining room, just to see how good you are."

"He asked me to compare with him, so should I compare? Why? My appearance fee is very expensive! Without 80 taels of gold, can I play?"

Erlang God despised him, "You are afraid of losing! Although that person is annoying, he is also famous for his talent. It is said that he writes poems very well. Mr. Zhou told me that you have no inspiration in writing poems, and you know how to flatter horses. "

Dong Yong said stubbornly: "Why can't I know how to write poems? Now Li Bai and Du Fu are not born yet! I can't write poems, so why don't I know how to copy them? Anyway, I'm sure I won't lose."

"You can be so sane when you say plagiarism, where's your face?"

Dong Yong said: "Face? How much can you sell for a pound? Don't talk about me! Come with me, I'll take you to eat roast goose."

Dong Yong led Erlang Shen to a restaurant, where the roast goose and all kinds of stewed goods are very famous.

After ordering a table of greasy meat dishes, Dong Yong thoughtfully ordered a pot of Kuding tea to calm himself down.

"Let's go back to the inn in a while, I hurry up and read a book."

Erlangshen said: "You calculate how long it has been since you left home. You haven't read a single word for several months. There is an exam tomorrow, but you are excited."

Dong Yong took a bite of the goose leg, "So what? Brother, haven't you ever heard of crouching?"

"I suggest you not to cram for the moment."

Dong Yong asked, "Then whose foot do you want to hug, yours?"

Erlang God said: "I will take you to worship Emperor Wenchang in a while, and you don't need to read books this afternoon."

Dong Yong poured a cup of tea for Erlangshen with a flattering face, "Little brother, you really treat me the best! I feel that my treatment is comparable to that of Xiao Tiangou."

Erlangshen said: "Xiaotiangou loves to read very much. If it comes to participate in Chunwei, it will definitely not let me ask Emperor Wenchang."

Dong Yong: So, I am not as good as a dog?

Dong Yong was very angry, he called Xiao Er, "Come here! Give me another portion of your signature dishes, and bring some good wine, I want to take it away!"

Xiao Er happily agreed.

Erlang Shen asked, "Did you eat that much?"

Dong Yong said sternly: "It would be ugly to ask Emperor Wenchang without some gifts."

Erlang Shen helplessly covered his forehead, "You are so polite..."

On the outskirts of Beijing, there is a temple of Emperor Wenchang. Recently, it will be spring, and the temple is full of incense.

Dong Yong entered the temple, and whispered to Erlang God: "I am a little bit envious of Emperor Wenchang, and I can make a lot of money every spring."

"That's right! That's right! I was able to earn a fortune during the Spring Festival, but other times my business was not so good. It's not as good as Erlang Zhenjun, who has been very popular all year round."

Dong Yong and Erlang Shen turned their heads at the same time, and a frail man wearing a python robe and a jade belt around his waist walked over with a smile.

"True Monarch Erlang, welcome from afar."

Erlang Shen cupped his hands in return, "Emperor."

Emperor Wenchang stroked the beautiful beard on his chin, "True Monarch, who is this little brother?"

Erlang Shen pulled Dong Yong over, "This is my good friend, Dong Yong."

Emperor Wenchang was stunned when he heard the name Dong Yong.

Dong Yong stepped forward and bowed his hands, "Hi, Emperor." He asked Erlang Shen to take out the things, "We brought a few jars of Nurhong, and some appetizers."

Emperor Wenchang laughed, and he said gently and politely: "Little brother is indeed a bosom friend! There are so many scholars coming and going, and no one knows to send me some good wine. All of them have elm heads."

He greeted Erlangshen and Dong Yong, "Follow me quickly, let's chat while eating."

Emperor Wenchang greeted them and turned them behind the statue.

Behind the statue is not the small hall Dong Yong imagined, they seem to have passed through a passage in another dimension, and in front of them is a small and exquisite garden.

The ground is paved with snow-white white marble, forming a winding path, along which a lot of emerald bamboos are planted.Passing through an arch, there is a small lake in front of it. An octagonal pavilion is built in the center of the lake, with a glazed tile roof and red paint on the wooden pillars.

The water of the lake is crystal clear, and a few goldfish swim in the lake.The fishes were not afraid when they saw the stranger coming, instead they gathered around curiously to have a look.The breeze was warm and pleasant, with the scent of flowers from the garden in the air.

"Come, come, please sit down, let's have a good drink here."

Dong Yong took out all the food and wine, and set the dishes.

Emperor Wenchang raised his glass and said: "A good friend is here today, I will drink three cups!"

After speaking, he raised his glass and drank three glasses of wine, Dong Yong held up the small wine glass in a daze, Dijun, shouldn't he persuade his good friends to drink first?

Seeing Dong Yong's blank expression, Erlangshen knew what he was thinking.He smiled and said to Emperor Wenchang: "The emperor is still so greedy for drinking, a good friend is here, shouldn't you persuade us to drink first?"

Emperor Wenchang disliked the small cup, so he took out a small white jade bowl from his sleeve and poured himself another glass of wine. "We're all good friends now, so there's no need to persuade you. If you want to drink, you can pour it yourself!"

Erlang Shen pressed his hand, "You wait until I finish my business before you drink." He pointed to Dong Yong, "He is my good friend, and he will take the Chunwei exam tomorrow, remember to bless him with a smooth exam."

Emperor Wenchang said: "Tsk! Mr. Dong is here to bring wine and vegetables. I have to arrange a second place for him no matter what. I'm better than the emperor. If I say I let you win, you will win." What can you hit?"

Dong Yong picked up a duck paw and bit it horizontally in his mouth, so as to block his surprised smile.

Erlangshen is so kind, he found such an awesome way out, it couldn't be better!Be clever and eat duck hands and hands.jpg

Emperor Wenchang said apologetically to Dong Yong: "It's not that I'm reluctant to give you the champion, it's just that someone said hello in advance, and I've left the position of champion to someone else. Hey? Coincidentally, that person is also named Dong Yong. .”

When Erlangshen mentioned it in his heart, he suddenly had a bad feeling, "How old is that Dong Yong? Where is he from?"

"Nineteen or twenty? I didn't listen carefully." He looked at Dong Yong and grinned, "But it's definitely not Xiaoyou Dong. You are Erlangshen's friend. You must have grown up in Guanjiangkou. That Dong Yong Yong is a person of Xiaochang, so far away from Guanjiangkou!"

Erlang Shen gritted his teeth and asked, "Tell me, who greeted you in advance?"

Emperor Wenchang was taken aback by Erlang's cold face, he was fine just now, why did he suddenly turn his face and become fierce.

"That's... the Seventh Princess of Yao Chi!"

Chapter [-] of Erlang Shen shattered the table, "This woman is quite courageous!"