[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Her proposal is really bad!" Dong Yong said, "Who wants to marry her?"

He patted his small flat chest and gestured, "I still like the bigger size here."

Erlang glanced at his thin chest, "Your request is too high."

Dong Yong waved his hand disdainfully, "Cut! I will be number one in a few days. Of course, you must be cautious when marrying a wife."

Erlang God said: "You don't even like the princesses in Yaochi, do you want to marry the Queen Mother?"

Dong Yong turned his face and looked at him, "Bah! Don't talk nonsense, you are not afraid that the Jade Emperor will be unhappy! Let's stop joking, Seventh Princess really said that she wants to marry me?"

Erlang Shen nodded, and he asked tentatively, "What do you mean?"

Dong Yong patted the quilt and said: "We have been together for so many years, and we have been friends in the same bed. How can you not understand me? Am I the one who is willing to marry the princess?"

After getting the answer he wanted, the corner of Erlang Shen's mouth couldn't help but twitch, "Don't worry, I've already notified the Eldest Princess about the matter of the Seventh Princess going down to earth without permission, and she will take good care of my younger sister."

Dong Yong breathed a sigh of relief, "That's great. Do you know? It doesn't matter whether you marry a princess in the sky or a princess on the earth, it's not a good thing! If you marry a princess in the sky, the queen mother will take the princess back and get her son-in-law Dead. Marrying a princess on earth is equivalent to selling oneself into slavery. Not only do you have to serve the princess, but also the whole family of the princess. If you want to say that marrying a daughter-in-law is as good as the San Shengmu, she..."

Erlang Shen fired a death ray, "Huh?"

Dong Yong smiled dryly, "The relationship between her and me is sisterly love, sisterly love."

Seeing that Erlang's expression had eased a lot, Dong Yong changed the topic with a wink, "Do you think the information obtained by Princess Seven is reliable?"

Erlang Shen nodded, "She is also a god after all, such a little thing can't trouble her."

Dong Yong folded his arms, frowned and said, "Are you saying the emperor is crazy? He used the money from the treasury to build the palace, and now he needs money, and he refuses to take the money from the private treasury. What is he trying to do?"

Erlang Shen lifted the quilt and lay down under the quilt, "I'm not that stupid old emperor, I can't guess what he's thinking."

"Hey? Why are you still lying down? This is my bedroom!"

Erlangshen said naturally: "My bedroom is bigger, we can change rooms."

Dong Yong threw the jacket draped over his shoulders on the ground, and then got into the bed, "Who wants to change the bed with you! I'm already warming the bed, I can warm the bed with my ability, why should I let you! Get out, don't squeeze me!"

Erlang Shen leaned over him and looked in, "There is still one person lying in the bed! Go in."

"I don't! It's cold inside! I'm such a handsome, handsome and invincible person, I must sleep in the middle!"

Erlang Shen sighed, "Let's switch, I'll sleep inside."

Dong Yong was happy, "Hey hey hey, you can have this!"

God Erlang crawled inside from him, and Dong Yong moved outside.

Dong Yong covered Erlang Shen with the quilt, "Come on, baby! My brother will cover you with the quilt!"

Erlang Shen: "En?"

Dong Yong quickly lay on the bed tense, "It's nothing, I mean...we can sleep now."

Dong Yong usually has a very regular work and rest schedule, but today he stayed up half the night waiting for Erlang God.Lie down now, and soon fell asleep.

When Dong Yong fell asleep, Erlang Shen opened his eyes.

Dong Yong lay on his side, facing Erlangshen.His mouth was slightly open, and the flesh on the side of his face was squeezed into a ball, which looked cute and chubby.

Erlang Shen pulled the quilt up to cover Dong Yong's shoulders, and he didn't sleep, just watching Dong Yong quietly all night.

In Yaochi, the Seventh Princess lay motionless in front of the dressing table, thinking about the short time she spent with Dong Yong in her heart.

Zhang Qiao brought a bowl of snow lotus soup, "Xiao Qi, let's eat something!"

Seventh Princess impatiently pushed away Zhang Qiaozui's hand, "Take it away! Didn't I say it? Let me be quiet."

The eight-treasure glazed bowl containing the snow lotus soup was broken into pieces, and the white and tender snow lotus soup spilled all over the floor. The small snow lotus blooming at the bottom of the bowl gradually melted and finally turned into a puddle of brown juice.

Zhang Qiao clenched her teeth, took two deep breaths, and then showed a charming smile as if changing her face.

"Xiaoqi, didn't you just go to the mortal world and be discovered by the princess? What's the big deal? The princess loves you so much, she won't complain to the queen mother."

Seventh Princess said unhappily: "Shut up! You don't even know what's going on?"

Zhang Qiaozui sat limply by the window and couldn't help sighing, "Sister is useless and can't help you. You despise me now too."

Seventh Princess hurriedly sat down next to Zhang Qiaozui, took her hand and coaxed her, "My good sister, I don't mean to dislike you. I'm just depressed, so I speak in a hurry."

Zhang Qiaozui said: "I know you're unhappy, tell me all you want, I can give you some advice anyway. Don't keep all the unhappy things in your heart."

The seventh princess didn't think that Zhang Qiaozui could have any good ideas.Even being a princess feels awkward, Zhang Qiaozui is just a maid, what can she do?

The Eldest Princess has already explained the pros and cons to her. For the sake of her mother and her sisters, even if she still misses Dong Yong in her heart, she can only stay in this cold heaven.

The seventh princess told all the things in the world and the words of the eldest princess.She frowned and sighed, "That's the way it is, I will listen to what my elder sister says, and I won't be stupid again in the future."

Zhang Qiaozui tentatively asked: "Then... what about Dong Yong?"

Seventh Princess lowered her head, blinked her eyes, and suppressed the soreness in her eyes, "Maybe there is no fate between us! I will always remember him."

Zhang Qiaozui rolled his eyes and said regretfully: "It's such a pity! I also went with you to see Dong Yong by the Tianhe River. It's really rare to see him with such a character and appearance! He is humble and smart. He will be cute and happy, he is a juren at a young age. He is still so filial, not to mention his old father, he is also so kind to his teacher. Hey! Not to mention that it is impossible to find a good man like him among mortals , even in the sky, how many male immortals can compare to him?"

The more Zhang Qiaozui said, the sadder the seventh princess became.Every word Zhang Qiaozui said reached her heart.Now her mind is full of Dong Yong's shadow, she really wants to fly to the mortal world and tell Dong Yong her heart.

Princess Seven's tears fell down, "Stop talking, the more you talk, the more reluctant I am."

Zhang Qiaozui slapped her mouth annoyedly, "Good sister, it's all because of my bad mouth. Stop crying, since you can't bear Dong Yong, either...or go to the mortal world to find him! "

Seventh Princess shook her head, "I can't let my mother and sisters down."

Zhang Qiaozui urged: "My good sister, Dong Yong is a mortal, how long can he live? The couple you have been with him for 50 years is coming to an end. One day in the sky, one year on the earth, you have lived in the mortal world for 50 years." One year, just over a month has passed in the sky. Right now, the empress is in closed door meditation, and it will take at least half a year to come out. When the empress leaves the seclusion, you will have returned to the heaven."

The Seventh Princess said: "I thought so too at first. But my eldest sister found out that I went down to earth without permission. I have already promised my eldest sister that I will not be self-willed again."

Zhang Qiaozui nodded, "The eldest princess has always been very kind to you, if you sneak into the mortal world again, it would be a bit inappropriate."

The seventh princess sighed, "It would be great if the sisters could support me."

"The princesses love you very much. The eldest princess is just worried that you will be discovered and punished by your empress. If you go down to earth, the eldest princess will definitely hide it for you."

Seventh princess thought about it, and felt that Zhang Qiaozui's words made sense, so she made up her mind. "Sister Qiaozui, I want to go to the mortal world again."

Zhang Qiaozui pretended to stop her, "Xiao Qi, you have to think about it! It's a serious crime to marry a mortal privately, is it worth it for a mortal?"

The seventh princess said firmly, "I must go to the mortal world again, and in this life, I must live for myself!"

Zhang Qiaozui persuaded anxiously: "My sister is gold and precious, and she is the princess of Yaochi. Dong Yong's family still has pigs! If you marry Dong Yong, you must wash and cook for him. It's so dirty. How did you do it?"

Princess Seven shook her head, "I'm not afraid of being dirty or tired. As long as I can be with Dong Yong, I'm willing to do anything."

Zhang Qiaozui pretended to sigh, "You! Why are you so stubborn! Alright! Now that you have decided, I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman, and I will accompany you to the mortal world."

Seventh Princess hugged her arm in surprise, "Really?"

"Of course it's true? I don't worry about you going down to earth by yourself!"

Seventh Princess smiled happily on her shoulder, "Sister Qiaozui, you are the best! Thank you!"

Zhang Qiaozui touched Seventh Princess' bun, her eyes were dark.She said in a sweet voice: "Don't thank me, I will always watch you." Watch how you, a noble princess, fell into the clouds.

Erlang God, who looked at Dong Yong's sleeping face like an idiot, didn't know that the Seventh Princess was going to go down to earth again to attack Dong Yong.He is secretly happy now, because Dong Yong got into his arms when he fell asleep last night.This is not forced by him!

Dong Yong slept late last night and woke up late in the morning.It was almost noon when he opened his eyes.

With his eyes closed, he stretched his waist gruntingly, and Dong Yong pulled down his inner garment to cover his snow-white belly.

"Are you awake?" Erlang Shen asked in his deep and hoarse voice.

"En..." Dong Yong closed his eyes and nodded.

"Hurry up and eat!"

Dong Yong suddenly rushed over and gave Erlangshen a hug. They were very close to each other. Erlangshen didn't expect Dong Yong to do such a move, so he froze for a while.

Dong Yong hugged him for a while and then let go. He opened his eyes and commented seriously, "You are very warm, but not as soft as Fu Baobao. The full score is five stars, and I can only give you three stars, which is barely a pass."

Erlang snorted coldly, lifted the quilt and pushed Dong Yong out of bed. "Starting tonight, you sleep without a quilt."