[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The seventh princess was about to cry out of grievance. She came to Dong Yong excitedly, but she didn't expect to be treated as a vixen as soon as she entered the door.

Dong Yong held up the mahogany sword and said: "Zhenjun, you came back at the right time, this vixen is too courageous! I was sleeping in the back room! She broke in directly, and she didn't feel at ease when she saw it."

Sleeping in the back room!Erlangshen grasped the point at once, he was full of evil spirits, and looked at Seventh Princess coldly.

"How did your mother teach you to enter a single man's bedroom without consent?"

The seventh princess lowered her head and said guiltily: "It's broad daylight, who would have thought that he would sleep in the house..."

Dong Yong said: "Zhenjun, you have to take this goblin away! I just threw the talisman, but the mahogany sword didn't work! She is too good, I can't deal with it."

The Seventh Princess said angrily: "I'm really not a vixen! I've said it all, I'm the Seventh Princess in the sky."

Dong Yong let out a 'bah', "You really know how to put gold on your face, Zhenjun told me a long time ago, you are just... umm..."

God Erlang sealed Dong Yong's mouth, and he said to Princess Seven: "Go outside and wait for me for a while."

The Seventh Princess glared at Dong Yong resentfully, and ran out unhappy.

Erlang God lifted the ban on Dong Yong's mouth, and Dong Yong sat at the table unhappily and crossed Erlang's legs. "Have you anything to explain?"

Erlang Shen said flatly: "She is indeed the Seventh Princess."

Dong Yong frowned and said, "Then why did you lie to me and say that she is a vixen? Do you know that I almost went to find a dog to pour blood on her!"

Erlang Shen raised his robe and sat beside Dong Yong, "I don't think you should get too close to her."

Dong Yong sneered: "Aren't you taking too much control? I'm not your son, and I need your approval to get close to anyone."

Erlang Shen sighed and had no choice but to tell the truth, "Princess Seven has a crush on you."

Dong Yong smiled speechlessly, "You are protecting my cousin! This situation reminds me of my previous life. In order to kiss your sister, you deliberately went to Huashan to threaten me. After all, there is a difference between closeness and distance. The treatment of my cousin is much worse than that of San Shengmu, so you don’t want to scare me this time, just pour dirty water on her. Don’t you feel guilty for calling the majestic Princess of Heaven a vixen?”

Erlangshen knew that Dong Yong would be awkward, but he didn't expect him to be so angry. "The Seventh Princess is not my cousin. I... I'm just for your own good."

Dong Yong said coldly: "I can tell right from wrong, and I don't need you to intervene in everything."

Erlangshen was a little at a loss, he knew he shouldn't deceive Dong Yong, but the situation this time was very different from Sanmei's time.The seventh princess is also strange, there are so many mortals, why do they like Dong Yong.If the seventh princess liked other mortals, he would definitely not meddle in such nosy matters.

Erlang Shen sighed, beckoned and put the porcelain bowl floating behind him on the table.Then he took out Xiaolongbao, small wontons, and some dim sum.

"You eat first! I'm going to see Princess Seven."

Dong Yong sat there with a cold face, motionless, indifferent to the steamed buns on the table.

After Erlang Shen left the small courtyard and closed the courtyard door, Dong Yong impatiently squeezed a piece of stinky tofu and threw it into his mouth.

"Oh, it's delicious, authentic!" Dong Yong swallowed the tofu after chewing it casually, "What should I do? I think Erlang God can be forgiven..."

Outside the small courtyard, Seventh Princess stood angrily at the door. When she saw Erlang God coming, she immediately said, "Zhenjun, have you explained to him? Why did he call me a vixen?"

God Erlang didn't answer her question, but instead asked, "Does the Queen Mother know when you descend to the world?"

Seventh Princess nodded, "I know! My mother let me have fun in the mortal world for two days."

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The seventh princess was not guilty when her lies were exposed. She smiled and approached Erlang God, "Zhenjun, I know it's wrong to sneak down, but I also have good intentions! I saw Dong Yong helping the refugees in the sky, so I also wanted to come here." help."

Erlang Shen said: "With me here, you don't need to worry about the refugees. Now return to the Heavenly Court immediately, or I will send you back in person."

Erlang God is notoriously not easy to mess with in the heavens, even if the Seventh Princess is a princess of the heavens, she would not dare to confront Erlang God.

Seventh Princess nodded sullenly, "Oh! I'll go back right away. But before I go back, I want to tell Dong Yong about the news I found."

"You can tell me what you find."

Seventh princess said stubbornly: "No! I will tell Dong Yong, if you don't let me see him, I will come to him every day."

Erlang Shen sighed, "Go in!"

Seventh Princess jumped up and cheered, "Thank you Zhenjun."

After entering the house, the Seven Fairies changed and returned to their original colors.She was wearing a primrose-colored palace dress, with a flying fairy bun on her head, layered skirts spread behind her, and a lotus-colored shawl on her arm.

The nine-tailed golden phoenix is ​​in a bun, and a few strings of golden tassels spit out from the phoenix's mouth.Around the neck is a multicolored wreath inlaid with pearls and various gemstones.The Seventh Princess tilted her head and looked at Dong Yong with a slight smile.With willow-leaf arched eyebrows, a little cinnabar on the forehead, big almond-shaped eyes, and a straight nose, she has both the grace of a heavenly princess and the innocence and delicacy of a green girl in her actions.

When the Seventh Princess came in, Dong Yong still had a piece of stinky tofu in his mouth. When he saw the Seventh Princess and Erlang God coming in, he couldn't help being stunned.Half of the stinky tofu was bitten in his mouth, and the other half was hanging out of his mouth. The stinky tofu soup was rich, and the brown soup dripped down his chin.

Showing her real body as soon as she enters the door is a little trick of the Seventh Princess.She is very confident in her beauty, and seeing Dong Yong's stunned look now, she feels a little proud in her heart.

Compared with the Seventh Princess, Erlang's heart is much more complicated.Seeing Dong Yong's dumbfounded appearance, he felt angry and sour.

It's not that I haven't seen the Seventh Princess before, so what's so amazing about it?Didn't she just change into nice clothes and jewelry?

Erlang God walked up to Dong Yong and looked at him coldly.

Like a rabbit, Dong Yong sucked the stinky tofu into his mouth bit by bit.

"Don't get me wrong! I'm still angry! I'm just hungry... I like to eat when I'm angry."

The corner of Erlangshen's mouth couldn't help but twitch upwards, "Really? Then I'll buy you another bowl, will you calm down?"

Dong Yong blinked, "Barely... I can accept your apology."

Only then did the seventh princess understand that Dong Yong was stunned not because of her beauty, but because of the embarrassment of being caught stealing food.She felt a little uncomfortable, and looking at the communication between Erlang Shen and Dong Yong, she always felt that their relationship seemed a little too close.

Erlang Shen took out a handkerchief and handed it to Dong Yong to wipe his chin. Dong Yong wiped off the soup carefully, and then sincerely apologized to Princess Seven.

"Seventh princess, I'm really sorry. I misunderstood you, please forgive me."

The seventh princess shook her head, and said in a very ladylike whisper: "It's okay, those who don't know are not guilty, you are a mortal, and it is understandable that you can't distinguish between gods and monsters."

Dong Yong glanced at Erlangshen, he felt that he shouldn't be responsible for the blame.

Dong Yong asked: "Why did the Seventh Princess go down to earth? We don't know each other very well, why did you come to me when you came down to earth?"

The Seventh Princess shyly said: "Although we have never met, I have heard about your deeds in heaven. I...I admire you very much. It happened that I saw you running around for refugees in heaven, so I’m here to help you.”

Dong Yong said with a smile: "Thank you for your kindness, but you have also seen that I have Zhenjun Erlang to help me, and the two of us can properly handle the refugees."

The Seventh Princess didn't want to leave, she wanted to stay with Dong Yong for a while longer, "But I can help too! I have already inquired, the emperor pretended to be sick and let the prime minister issue orders. In fact, the prime minister was ordered by the emperor to issue an order. The emperor asked the prime minister to stand in front of him. If there is a problem in the future, he will push the prime minister out as cannon fodder."

Dong Yong nodded thoughtfully, "This news is very important! Have you found out any other news?"

The Seventh Princess was encouraged to speak even more vigorously, "The emperor issued such an order because the treasury ran out of money. The year before last, he wanted to repair the dormitory for his beloved concubine, but last year the dormitory was not completed yet, and there was a commotion in Hedong Road." Famine. Now that the treasury has no money, even if he wants to grow seeds for spring plowing, he can’t afford the money.”

Dong Yong asked: "Is he really out of money?"

The Seventh Princess said: "The money in the national treasury is really running low, not enough to buy seeds. But the emperor still has some private money in his private treasury."

Dong Yong asked: "Have you found out any other news?"

"No, that's all."

Dong Yong nodded, "Okay! I've written it all down. Thank you for coming to tell us such important news. I think it's getting late, and it's time for you to go back to Yaochi."

Seventh Princess was taken aback, "You, you drive me away?"

Dong Yong said innocently: "No! Didn't you come here to inquire about some news and remind us? I am very grateful for your kindness. If you have something to do, feel free to do it. Don't worry if you leave it to us!"

Seventh Princess said aggrievedly: "It's not like this... I want to show my ability and tell you that I can stay and help..."

The seventh princess was annoyed: If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have told all the news like beans in a bamboo tube.

Erlangshen reminded her, "Princess Seven, you just promised me to return to the Heavenly Court, so don't break your word."

Seventh Princess pouted and nodded, she looked into Dong Yong's eyes and said seriously: "Dong Yong, I will come to see you when I have time."

Dong Yong smiled, "What's interesting about me, you are usually very busy, try not to come to the mortal world."

Seventh Princess stomped her feet coquettishly, "You are such a wooden pile!" After speaking, she flew into the sky.

Erlang followed her and sent her to the gate of Yaochi.

Seventh Princess was not in a hurry to go in, she dragged Erlang Shen to find a remote corner to talk.

Seventh Princess bowed to God Erlang, "True Monarch."

Erlang Shen hurriedly avoided, "I can't afford to be a princess gift."

The Seventh Princess looked at Erlangshen and said seriously: "Zhenjun, I have never asked anyone for anything. I have a heartless request today, and I hope Zhenjun will agree. If you are willing to help, I will do anything."

Erlang Shen said with a cold face: "I'm a humble official, I really don't know where I can help the noble Seventh Princess of Yaochi."

The Seventh Princess begged: "Zhenjun, you are so smart, I can't hide my small thoughts from you. To tell you the truth, I like Dong Yong, and I want to marry him. Please help me, Zhenjun, so that Dong Yong and I can be successful." beautiful marriage."

Erlang Shen closed his eyes and took a deep breath, only then could he suppress the anger in his heart.If Princess Seven were a male immortal, his three-pronged double-edged knife would have pierced Princess Seven's throat long ago.

Erlang Shen said coldly: "It's a great crime to think of the world! I can't help you."

The seventh princess said urgently: "Zhenjun, I don't pray too much, I just hope that I can be an ordinary couple with Dong Yong for a lifetime, and when his life is up, I will return to the heaven immediately. The life of a mortal is just a lifetime in heaven." It's only two months, no one will find out, and we won't cause you any trouble."

Erlang God walked up to her and forced him to ask: "Cross the sea? The princess thinks really well, but have you asked Dong Yong for his opinion? Is he willing to be a husband and wife with you?"

Seventh princess is poor at words, she has imagined how to get acquainted with Dong Yong, and imagined their life after marriage, but she never thought that Dong Yong would reject her.She felt that a mortal would never refuse the courtship of a heavenly princess.

The Seventh Princess thought for a while and said with certainty: "Dong Yong will definitely not reject me!"

Erlang God sneered: "What do you think of Dong Yong? A toy to pass the time when you are bored? You were bored in the sky, so you chose him and became a husband and wife with him for a while. If Tianting didn't find out, then of course it would be fine." , you are experiencing the seven emotions and six desires. If the heaven finds out, will you fly back to the sky immediately, continue to be your high princess, and immediately draw a line with Dong Yong?"

Seventh Princess anxiously defended, "No, I won't do that! If Heaven really finds out, I will accompany him to protect him."

"What do you use to protect him? Do you have a magic weapon to destroy the world, or do you have a strong ability? After living for tens of thousands of years, you are still a little fairy! Except that you are the daughter of the Queen Mother, you have What can you do?"

Erlangshen's words slapped Seventh Princess's face like a slap in the face.She lowered her head, blushing with embarrassment.

"Seventh sister, I'm looking for you! Where did you go just now? I can't find you anywhere."

Erlangshen turned his head and saw that the person who came was wearing a light-colored Yuehua skirt, and his gestures were calm and generous.She is the elder sister of Princess Seven, the eldest princess of Yaochi.

Erlang Shen cupped his hands in greeting, "Princess."

The eldest princess returned the gift and said, "It turns out that Zhenjun is also here. When did you arrive?"

Erlang said, "I've just arrived too. Eldest Princess, is the Queen Mother here?"

The eldest princess said apologetically: "Mother is here, but she is in retreat and enlightenment, so it is inconvenient to see you."

Erlangshen said: "It seems that it is not a coincidence that she is coming down. But it is the same to tell the eldest princess about this matter. Please be optimistic about the seventh princess these days. She has been showing signs of thinking about the world recently. She just sneaked down to the world and was sent back by me."

The eldest princess was startled, "Seventh sister! How dare you!"

The Seventh Princess lowered her head and obediently admitted her mistake, "Elder Sister, I'm sorry."

The Eldest Princess saluted Erlang Shen solemnly, "Thank you, Zhenjun, for your help. Seventh Sister has caused you trouble. It's just... today's matter, please don't talk about it."

Erlang Shen cupped his hands in return, "I know what's in my heart, the eldest princess can rest assured. I will take my leave."

Watching Erlang God leave, the eldest princess angrily took the hand of the seventh princess and went to the bedroom of the seventh princess.

Pushing the Seventh Princess on the round stool, the Eldest Princess stood in front of her and reprimanded: "You! Why are you so confused!"

Seventh Princess couldn't help crying, she understood Erlang God's words were reasonable, and she also knew that she was too willful, but she didn't understand what's wrong with liking someone.

The eldest princess usually loves this eccentric younger sister the most, and when she saw her crying, her heart softened immediately.

She thought Princess Seven was scared, so she hurriedly comforted her, "Hey, don't cry, it's good that you know you're wrong. Zhenjun Erlang is not a talkative person, as long as he doesn't tell mother about it, you won't be punished. "

The seventh princess looked at the eldest princess with tears in her eyes, "Sister, is it really so unforgivable to like someone?"

The eldest princess said helplessly: "There is nothing wrong with liking, but there is nothing wrong with the rules of heaven. When we stay in heaven, we must abide by the rules of heaven. We can't just enjoy the benefits of being gods, but fail to fulfill the obligations of being gods."

The Seventh Princess wiped away her tears and snorted coldly, "If being an immortal is so boring, I'd rather be a mortal."

The eldest princess squeezed her shoulders tightly, and said worriedly: "Seventh sister! How can you say such a thing! It's your mother and sisters who spoiled you and spoiled you into such a lawless appearance! You violated the heavens! If you want to be a mortal, have you ever thought about the feelings of your mother and sisters? Your mother is the Queen Mother, and she is an example for all the fairies! You are her daughter, and you have violated the rules of heaven. Where is your mother's prestige?"

Seventh Princess pursed her lips and did not speak.

The eldest princess knew that she was stubborn when she saw her appearance, and the eldest princess analyzed it carefully, "Seventh sister, think about it. If you go down to the earth and marry a mortal, and this matter is brought up in front of your mother, what do you want her to do?" Dispose of you? If she lets you go, what is the majesty of Tian Tiao? Do other fairies also want to think of the world? When they go down to earth, will mother dispose of them? If not, Tian Tiao will be in vain; You will feel that your mother is doing things unfairly."

The seventh princess said angrily: "Mother just deal with me, and put me under the peach mountain."

The eldest princess said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about! Don't you know how much mother loves us? How sad mother will be if you are pressed under the mountain! We sisters are in the same breath, do you understand?" Have you thought about it, will we be sad?"

Thinking of the love of the Queen Mother, the Seventh Princess' eyes were red, and she quickly apologized to the Eldest Princess.

"I'm sorry, big sister, it's all my fault, I know I'm wrong."

The eldest princess said: "Seventh sister, listen to the elder sister's words, you are not allowed to go to the mortal world again, and you are not allowed to go to the Tianhe River to see the mortal world. I beg you, sister!"

Seventh Princess reluctantly nodded, "Elder Sister, I will follow your orders."

The eldest princess rejoiced, "I knew that Xiao Qi was the most sensible. Tell your sister what you want to eat and play. I will gather the sisters at night and let everyone have a lively time together, okay?"

Seventh Princess shook her head, "Sister, no need. I want to be quiet."

"That's fine. Calm yourself down. Don't be too horny in everything. My sister is here for everything!"

Seventh Princess smiled with red eyes, "Thank you big sister, I understand."

The eldest princess left the bedroom and gently closed the door.She turned around and saw Seventh Princess' maid, Zhang Qiaozui.

The eldest princess waved at her, "Qiaozui, come here."

Zhang Qiaozui came over to salute, "Princess."

"Did you hear what Seventh Sister and I said?"

Zhang Qiaozui nodded, "I heard crying in the hall, and thought the Eldest Princess and the Seventh Princess were arguing. I was anxious, so I listened to a few words."

Zhang Qiaozui is not only the seventh princess' maid, but also the queen mother's goddaughter, and the eldest princess doesn't treat her as an outsider.

The eldest princess sighed, and said to Zhang Qiaozui: "Seventh sister is in a bad mood recently, you should always enlighten her. You are clever and can talk, so make Seventh sister smile more. Also, if Seventh Princess wants to go to Tianhe Over there, you must stop it. If you can't stop it, come to me quickly."

Zhang Qiaozui agreed in a crisp voice, "Don't worry, princess, I have written down everything you ordered."

The eldest princess nodded, "With you accompanying Seventh Sister, I feel much more at ease. You go to work! I will often visit her recently."

After the eldest princess left, Zhang Qiaozui pushed open the door of the bedroom.

"Sister, the Eldest Princess is gone." Zhang Qiaozui and the Seventh Princess have a close relationship, and they both refer to them as sisters in private.

The seventh princess was lying in front of the dressing table, playing with a gold hairpin in the shape of a peony. "Okay, I get it now."

Zhang Qiaozui sat beside her and persuaded: "I heard it just now, the eldest princess is also doing it for your own good, so don't be unhappy!"

The Seventh Princess lowered her head and played with the golden hairpin, and said casually: "I understand the truth, and I don't discriminate between good and evil, so don't mess with me anymore!"

Zhang Qiao's face froze, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Seventh princess said again: "You go down! I want to be quiet."

Zhang Qiaozui didn't speak any more, she stood up and slowly exited the bedroom.She thought to herself, it's like this again, from the moment she entered the dormitory to the time she left, the Seventh Princess didn't even look at her.

She silently went back to her room, climbed into the bed, hugged her knees tightly, and curled up into a ball.

Erlang God is not interested in knowing how the Eldest Princess disciplines his younger sister, he just thinks that today is not a coincidence, if the Queen Mother does not practice retreat and enlightenment, he must sue her!

I said a few more words in the heavenly court, and it was already midnight when I returned to the mortal world.

The light in Dong Yong's bedroom was still on.

Erlang Shen hesitated for a moment, stood outside the window and asked softly, "Are you asleep?"

Dong Yong replied: "I haven't slept yet! Come in quickly!"

Erlang God walked into the bedroom and saw a candle lit beside Dong Yong's bed, holding a copy of "Book of Filial Piety" in his hand.

Throwing a luminous pearl casually and hanging it in the air, Erlang said, "Turn out the candle! The light is too dim, it hurts your eyes."

Dong Yong blows out the candles and puts the book aside.He lifted a corner of the quilt and called Erlang Shen to bed.

"Come, come, come under the quilt! Let's talk at night, Bingye Mingzhu. Tell me quickly, what did you two say when you sent Princess Seven to heaven?"

Erlang Shen took off his shoes and coat, got into bed, and sat down next to Dong Yong. "I didn't say anything. Seventh Princess wants to marry you and wants me to be a matchmaker. What do you think of her proposal?"