[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Dong's father is a small expert in farming, but he is not good at raising pigs, raising chickens and so on.

He said casually: "How can I raise pigs? I used to raise a few chickens at home, and they were all watched by your mother. How can I raise these livestock?"

Dong Yong also looked blank, "But I can't either!"

Dong's father: "You don't know how to raise them, what do you want other people's piglets for?"

"I...Erlang...Xiao Erlang gave me some money, and on impulse, I... bought it back."

Father Dong slapped him on the head, "You prodigal child, why do you want other people's money? You don't know how to raise pigs, so why do you buy piglets?"

Dong Yong was wronged, it really is the way of heaven and good reincarnation, just said that Erlang God is a prodigal master, his father said he was a prodigal child when he came home.He said: "I want to raise the pigs so that we can have meat during the Chinese New Year."

"Stupid! Pork is fishy and stinky, who eats this during Chinese New Year?" Father Dong asked again, "Can the piglets be returned?"

"I'm afraid I can't..."

"Either...or let's kill and eat these two little piggies today!"

Dong Yong lay on the bamboo basket to protect him, "No, no, piglets are so cute, you can't eat them!"

"Why can't you eat them? If you raise them up, don't you want to kill them and eat them?"

Dong Yong protected his piglets, and said confidently: "When they grow up, they won't be so cute, and then I'll be able to do it!"

Dong's father was helpless by his own son, "Forget it, you can do whatever you like! But let's make an agreement in advance that raising pigs is your job, and I won't help you."

Dong Yong waved his hand, "Got it! Don't worry! I'm so smart, raising pigs must be easy!"

The eldest sister of the piggy seller told Dong Yong that the piggy had just been weaned and might not get used to it in a different environment and food, so Dong Yong should pay more attention.If the care is not meticulous at this time, the piglets will die easily.

In order to take better care of the piglets, Dong Yong dragged the bamboo basket into his bedroom.Piggy was urinating and peeing, and the smell in the bedroom was not very good, so Dong Yong hugged the quilt and shared a bed with his father.

Dong's father was tossed all night, Dong Yong woke up for a while, went to see the little piggy, woke up again after a while, and went to see the little piggy again.After tossing and tossing seven or eight times a night, Father Dong didn't sleep well.

"Is your little pig made of mud? How many times do you have to watch it, can you sleep well!"

Dong Yong said obediently, "Daddy! My son raises pigs to make money, so I honor you..."

Dong's father couldn't bear his son's acting like a baby, he put his arms around Dong Yong and said distressedly: "Good boy, do whatever you want! Daddy will definitely support you!"

"Really?"

"real!"

Dong Yong ran back to his bedroom, "Then I'll take another look at my pig."

Father Dong: "..."

Although Dong Yong knows that the world he lives in is full of feudal superstitions, he believes that raising pigs must firmly believe in science.

It just so happens that he doesn't have to go to school these few days. He takes a small notebook every day and makes records of raising pigs while feeding the pigs.

It is better for piglets that have just been weaned to eat liquid food.Every time Dong Yong finishes feeding, he carefully observes the feces of the piglets, and how active they are.

Seeing that his son was so serious, Father Dong also asked the piggy when he came back from the field every day. Watching the piggy grow up day by day, Father Dong followed Dong Yong to take care of the two little guys.A few days later, Dong Yong was going to study, and Dong's father took the initiative to take over the job of feeding the pigs.

The two little pigs grew stronger and stronger, and Dong Yong faced a serious problem.

He should be castrated...

Dong Yong has never been a veterinarian, so he has no idea how to accomplish such a difficult task?

He wants to ask for foreign help, but there are very few people in the village who raise pigs. Even if they raise pigs, they will not make a fuss about the pig's balls.

But if the pigs are not castrated, the pigs will not grow fat, and the meat will not taste good.

There was no way, Dong Yong had done ideological work for himself for a long time, and felt that he still had to do it himself.

Prepare a bowl of strong wine for disinfection, and prepare a sharp dagger.Dong Yong dug out an old unworn garment and put it on, and tore off a piece of clean cloth to cover his face.

Father Dong hesitated and asked: "Son! Do you have to do this? Your father and I don't know how to do it!"

Dong Yong said calmly: "Father, don't worry, I don't know how to do it, but practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. If you are a man, don't talk, just copy the guy!"

Dong Yong chose a slightly stronger big flower, which has stronger vitality and should be able to survive.Climbing into the pigsty he built, Dong Yong grabbed the big flower and pressed it in the yard.

Dahua screamed in fright, Dong Yong said: "Dahua! Dahua! Calm down, I know I'm sorry for you, but I believe you can get through it!"

Father Dong said: "Stop talking so much, hurry up! The neighbors are all looking at our house!"

Dong Yong shook his hands, holding the dagger, not knowing where to draw it.Because this article is a small cute article, I will not describe those indescribable things here.In short, Dong Yong tremblingly completed an indescribable task, he gently wiped the sweat from his face, and couldn't help saying: "It should be like this, maybe... maybe my craftsmanship is a little rough. "

Dong's father said helplessly: "Son... your craftsmanship is not rough, but rough!"

Dong Yong carefully put the big flower into the bamboo basket. He was afraid that the big flower would not be able to survive, so he had to let it live as comfortably as possible.

Neighbors and neighbors were attracted by their voices, and a sister-in-law asked with a smile: "Brother Dong, what are you doing here at home? Your family lives in the east of the village, and you can hear your pigs meowing at the west of the village."

Dong Da smiled honestly, and he explained the castration to everyone.The sister-in-law laughed and said, "This is the first time I've heard of raising pigs like this."

A man next to him said: "I see that some people raise horses, and they must be eunuched first. Livestock are probably the same." He turned his head and said to Dong's father: "Brother Dong, if your family still wants to For barrows, you can also go to the horse breeder in the next village! It makes sense!"

Dong laughed and said, "Okay, thank you for reminding me!"

Dong Yong didn't pay attention to the pleasantries between Dong's father and his neighbors, he was observing his own big flower.

Dahua's bleeding stopped, but it became more and more wilted, looking very bad.Dong Yong cooked pig food for it, and Dahua lay there without eating.

Father Dong asked, "How is it?"

Dong Yong shook his head, "Da Hua won't be able to survive if she doesn't eat."

Father Dong sighed, "Oh! Let's find the horse breeder in the next village next time!"

Dong Yong was reluctant to part with the money, "If you invite someone to come over, you will either give money or something. Or... I will practice again?"

"Isn't one pig enough to kill you? When you finish training, how many pigs will you kill?"

"...Father, what you said seems to make sense."

When eunuch Xiaohua was being eunuched, Father Dong spent some money to hire a horse breeder from the next village.Although it was his first time to castrate a pig, his strikes were serious, unlike Dong Yong, who held a dagger as if he had a deep hatred with Dahua.

Dahua managed to hold on for a few days, but she still abandoned Dong Yong and went off.The neighbor suggested to eat the big flower, but Dong Yong was reluctant. After all, he killed the pig himself, and he had no face to eat it.

Taking advantage of Dong's father's absence, Dong Yong hugged Da Hua's stiff body and buried it outside the village.

He found a small piece of wood as a tombstone, and he wrote on it: Tomb of the Big Flower.Dong Yong said sadly in front of the tomb: "Dahua... I am sorry for you..."

"What's wrong with you again?"

As soon as Dong Yong turned his head, Erlang Shen was standing behind him.He blinked and embarrassedly told about his experience raising pigs.

Erlang Shen sighed, "Didn't I give you wages? Isn't it enough to live for your family?"

Dong Yong curled his lips, "I am a person with great ambitions. Although I am rich now, I will rely on my hardworking hands to create a better tomorrow. I will become a man who raises big pigs!"

Erlangshen sneered, "Forget it! You don't dare to take out your private money, lest your father think your money comes from unknown sources."

"Of course, there is such a small part of the reason! But the main reason is because I am enterprising and really want to be a caring person who works hard and starts a business."

Erlang Shen turned around and left, Dong Yong muttered: "Why did you run away? Could it be that I was bragging?"

After a while, Erlang God appeared again, holding several books in his hand, and handed them to Dong Yong.

"This is "Huainan Wanbi Shu". Part of it introduces the method of raising pigs. You can take it and have a look."

Dong Yong was very moved, "Brother! You are my real brother! Why are you treating me so well!"

"I'm not for you, I'm afraid that you will raise the piglet to death."

Dong Yong: "..." The friendship between mortals and gods is really not secure at all!

After finding the right barrow, the little flowers of Dong Yong's family grew up like blowing air.The book Erlangshen gave him was very useful. It recorded a kind of pure natural pig feed, which consisted of crushing pockmarked seeds and adding salt and bran to it. Dong Yong tried it and the effect was very good. Xiaohua loved it very much.

Raising pigs is definitely not something that can be accomplished simply by feeding them some feed. Dong Yong must not only pay attention to the health of the pigs at all times, but also clean them regularly.

When it comes to cleaning, Dong Yong can't help but want to retch.

Dong Yong’s pigsty is covered with wooden boards, half of which are sprinkled with dry straw and the other half are left unspread.Dong Yong's original intention was to let Xiaohua sleep on the straw, and leave the place without straw for him to solve the problem of going to the toilet.

But Xiaohua doesn't care about that!People can solve it wherever they want, and the whole pigsty is full of its toilets.

In order to keep the pigsty clean and prevent Xiao Hua from getting sick, Dong Yong could only cover his nose and clean the pigsty for Xiao Hua.

Dong Yong covered his face with a clean cloth, carried the basket and shovel into the pigsty.

After shoveling twice, Dong Yong retched. He ran out of the pigsty to find a place with fresh air to breathe.

Blinking his eyes, suppressing the physiological tears in the corners of his eyes, Dong Yong stood up straight, just in time to see Erlang God standing outside the yard.

"Brother! Why are you standing so far away? Why don't you come in?"

Erlang Shen said: "This distance is just right, you don't need to come here."

Dong Yong said pitifully: "Brother! Do you think I smell bad? I don't want to either! How about you help me shovel pig manure? I promise, I will wash it clean when I see you in the future, and my body will always be clean." Keep it fragrant."

Erlang Shen: "May I help you shovel pig manure? I don't think there is any need for us to meet in the future."