[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

As mentioned last time, Dong Yong asked Erlang God to help dig out pig manure, and Erlang God cut off his robes and declared that he would break off friendship.

Seeing that Erlang Shen turned around and left, Dong Yong rushed over to stop him.How could Erlang God be defiled by such a small boy?I saw him appearing ten meters away in a flash.

Dong Yong blinked his wet eyes and looked at Erlang Shen, "Please... help me!"

Erlang Shen said very coldly: "No help."

Dong Yong went back disconsolately to shovel pig manure, shoveled it and vomited it, until he could only vomit acid water.

Erlangshen saw how pitiful he was, and couldn't help but said, "You can ask the locust tree spirit to help."

"Uh...not so good...uh...granddry tree spirit is so old."

Erlang Shen said with a cold face: "I am older than him."

"Then... I'm sorry, I didn't respect the old..."

The locust tree spirit arrived soon. He first saluted Erlangshen and Dong Yong, and then squeezed the formula with his hands, instantly turning pig manure into the basket.

He pinched another trick at Dong Yong, and Dong Yong's dirty clothes immediately became as clean as new.

Dong Yong said happily: "Thank you, uncle! You are amazing!"

The locust tree spirit was very happy to be praised. He said: "The little old man has grown up a few years and has seen ordinary people raising pigs and farming. Mr. Dong raises pigs very well. What do you usually feed it?"

Dong Yong said: "Some wild vegetables are cooked with rice bran."

Huai Shujing nodded, "It can be like this in normal times, it doesn't matter if the food is a bit sparse. When the pig is about to be slaughtered, if Mr. Dong is willing to feed it for a few days, the meat quality will be better when the pig is slaughtered."

Dong Yong suddenly said: "Oh! I wrote it down."

Locust tree essence: "Generally speaking, pork in the north is much more delicious. The pork in the south is more sour, not as good as the meat in the north."

"Really? I didn't notice."

The locust tree spirit laughed: "The little old man has eaten pork from many places, this is the little old man's experience!"

Dong Yong and the pagoda tree spirit happily exchanged their experiences of raising pigs and eating meat, and Erlang Shen suddenly said coolly: "I didn't expect you, a tree spirit, to travel all over the country."

The locust tree spirit lowered its head in fear, "Master Zhenjun, Mr. Dong, the little old man suddenly remembered that the stove at home had not been extinguished, so the little old man took leave."

The locust tree spirit got into the soil at once, and Dong Yong said sadly: "Hey! I was scared away by you." After finishing speaking, he couldn't help complaining to Erlang God, "Why are you scaring him! I still have a lot of questions about making a fortune." The issue of getting rich has not been discussed with him!"

Erlang Shen asked leisurely with his hands behind his back: "Do you want to learn magic, it will be much more convenient for you to tidy up the pigsty in the future."

"Yes, yes! Brother, you are really handsome!" Dong Yong nodded hastily.

Erlang Shen found out that although Dong Yong likes to climb along the pole, it is easy to control him, just find a topic that he is more interested in.

"The first spell used by the locust tree spirit is the method of carrying, and the spell for cleaning your clothes is the dust removal spell. Follow me to pinch the hand formula, and you have to recite the formula silently in your heart."

Dong Yong followed Erlangshen to learn the art of pinching hands, and then followed him to recite the art silently in his heart.

The pig manure in the basket immediately moved to the ground. Dong Yong looked at Erlangshen with shining eyes, "Oh! I succeeded the first time! Does this mean that I am very talented?"

Erlangshen was also quite surprised, Dong Yong should have never been exposed to magic before, he did not expect him to master the method of transporting so quickly.

Erlang Shen said, "Try moving these back again."

Dong Yong concentrated on pinching the hand formula, stretched out his hand and pointed at the pig dung, but the pig dung didn't move.

Dong Yong smiled at Erlang Shen: "Haha! I might be a little nervous, I'll try again."

Squeeze the hand formula, recite the formula silently in your heart, move!

The pig manure remained motionless.

Erlangshen tidied up his robe sleeves and said flatly, "I'm going back first, you practice slowly."

Erlang Shen turned and walked out, Dong Yong hurriedly asked to stay, "Brother, help me move the pig manure back before you leave! Brother, brother!"

Erlang's figure gradually disappeared, and Dong Yong tried several times to carry him, but none of them worked.There was no way, Dong Yong resigned to his fate, picked up the shovel, and shoveled shit without complaint.It seems that the shit that should be shoveled by him is destined to be impossible to escape.

After shoveling the excrement, Dong Yong cleaned the ground in the yard.When Dong's father came back at night, he used a pole to pick up all the manure baskets to the field, and retting them before spring next year. These are good fertilizers.

Xiao Hua grew up very healthy, and her pig raising business was on the right track, so Dong Yong put more energy into studying.

When he was Liu Yanchang in his previous life, he had studied for many years, and after being reborn, he had studied for so many years, so he was not afraid of the imperial examinations.It's just that now it's not the same as in the previous life. The imperial examination is very difficult. If you want to get a good rank in the imperial examination, you must be recommended by someone in the court.

The No. [-] pick, No. [-] pick and No. [-] pick are basically decided internally by other people's recommendations.Without contacts, the scientific examination results will not be very good, which is why Erlang Shen must find a good husband for him. He does not want a husband to teach Dong Yong to read, but to use his connections to pave the way for Dong Yong.

The husband Erlangshen found for Dong Yong was named Zhou, and he had always had a big prejudice against Dong Yong.He felt that he was an uneducated rich young man, and the family would rather spend a lot of money to get him in in order to let him study.

Mr. Zhou didn't want to accept Dong Yong. Those who come to him to study must be talented and well-educated students.At that time, he saw that the visitor was dressed in ordinary clothes, so he said casually: "As long as you pay 300 taels of gold as tuition fee, I will accept him."

He thought that that person would never be able to afford so much money, and even if he could, he might not be willing to give it.Unexpectedly, the man readily agreed, took out the gold ingot from his pocket, and placed it in front of Mr. Zhou.

Mr. Zhou has never seen such a person, and he will give 300 taels of gold.The conditions proposed by Mr. Zhou were fulfilled, but he couldn't go back on his word in desperation, so he had no choice but to accept Dong Yong.Mr. Zhou is still thinking about what Dong Yong's family does, and he is not too heavy with 300 taels of gold ingots in his arms.

In Mr. Zhou's small bamboo house, Dong Yong is like a transparent person.The husband arranged a seat for him casually and ignored him.

Dong Yong didn't care about his husband's attitude. He went to school and finished class on time every day.For Dong Yong, he has lived for a long time, and he has seen all kinds of people. At the beginning, he was still angry, and he was also angry at the unfair treatment of others.But now he has learned to have fun by himself, and lives like a mentally retarded person every day, no matter what others think of him, he just needs to be happy by himself.

Studying in school, you can take an hour break at noon.It takes about half an hour to go back and forth between school and home. After returning home, after eating, cleaning up the dishes, washing the dishes, and tossing back and forth, an hour is gone.

In order to save time, he brought some food to school in the morning, and casually took a bite at noon.The weather is hot in summer, and he is afraid that the food will be sour, so he only dares to bring some dry food.

On this day, Dong Yong, as usual, was gnawing on a piece of yellow rice bun in his hand, and there was a book spread out on the table, which he flipped through casually.

"Dong Yong, why are you still here?"

When Dong Yong saw Mr. Zhou coming, he stood up and saluted, "Mr. Zhou is good. I don't go home at noon every day."

Mr. Zhou picked up the book on the table casually, ""Shangshu"? How old are you, ten years old? Have you finished reading "The Analects of Confucius?"

"The student is almost 13 years old, and he can be regarded as half of the family's labor force. I have also studied "The Analects of Confucius."

Mr. Zhou sneered, "Yellow mouth kid, full of big talk. Let me ask you, what are the three friends who benefit?"

"You are straightforward, you are understanding, and you hear a lot, which is beneficial."

Mr. Zhou came to the interest, "Quality wins writing to make wild, and writing wins quality to make history."

"Gentle and polite, then a gentleman."

Mr. Zhou took out a piece of paper from the cabinet in front, "Come and make this."

Dong Yong took it over and saw that it was an examination paper.He roughly glanced at it, and the above questions were not too difficult for Dong Yong.

"Sir, please wait a moment. Before class in the afternoon, I will hand over the completed papers to sir."

Dong Yong put down the steamed bun and wiped his hands with a wet handkerchief.Grind the ink, dip the pen, and quickly write the answer on the white paper.

Mr. Zhou stood by the table and watched Dong Yong answer the questions, his heart became more and more surprised.

Dong Yong answered the questions quickly and accurately, and his scrolls were very neat and clean, and his handwriting was chic and handsome, which was not at all like a 12-year-old child could write.

Most of the questions on the paper were written silently, only one was essays, and Dong Yong made a fu, which was regarded as a errand. "Sir, the time is short, I only did a fu for the essay question."

Mr. Zhou took the paper and looked at it, "Who was your former husband?"

"I used to study with an old scholar in the village, and then the county governor recommended me to go to Xiaochang Academy. Unfortunately, my father and I decided to move temporarily. We only studied in the academy for two days before leaving. After moving to Guanjiangkou, I'm here to study with Mr.

Mr. Zhou looked at the steamed buns on his table, and couldn't help asking: "Isn't your family rich? Why are you still eating steamed buns here?"

Dong Yong smiled, "Sir, I misunderstood, my family is very poor. Look at the clothes on my body, and the paper, pen and ink I use. Do I look like a rich man?"

Thinking of the 300 taels of yellow orange, Mr. Zhou couldn't help but said, "Where did your family get the 300 taels of gold?"

Dong Yong: "Well...it's a long story. The person who gave you the gold has always felt that he owes me a favor, but neither he nor I can figure out how he owes the favor. He proposed to find me a good wife, I agreed to come down."

Dong Yong's words were vague, and Mr. Zhou didn't get to the bottom of it. He sighed: "You should have explained it to me earlier. I made things difficult for you these days and made you feel wronged."

Dong Yong smiled indifferently, "What kind of trouble are you doing! Besides, if I chase after you to explain, you may not be willing to believe it!"

Mr. Zhou also laughed, "That's right! People in the world are so ignorant, they only want to believe what they see, and don't want to believe what others explain. In vain I have read books for so many years, and I always despise other people's ignorance, but I can't see that I am also ignorant man!"

"We are all secular people, so why not be a little ignorant?"

Mr. Zhou was happy when he heard that, "That's a good point! But I still have to get rid of this problem of seeing people order dishes in the future."

The misunderstanding was resolved, and the relationship between Mr. Zhou and Dong Yong quickly became close.Mr. Zhou vowed to be a tolerant person who doesn't jump to conclusions, but his good temper didn't last long, because someone inserted a real rich second generation into his school.He is Dong Yong's nemesis, Fu Baobao!