[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Quiet! Let me introduce to you. This is our new classmate. From now on, you should respect and love each other and help each other. Do you understand?"

The teenagers sitting below replied sparsely: "Understood..."

The master stood aside and asked the little boy beside him to stand in the middle, "Come and introduce yourself to everyone."

The young boy with red lips and white teeth said in a crisp voice: "Hi, my classmates, my name is Dong Yong, and I am 12 years old. I am very happy to study with you in Xiaochang Academy, and hope to have a good time with you."

Adults generally like smart children, the master nodded in satisfaction seeing Dong Yong's performance. "You are still young and short, so sit in the first row first!" The master told the other students, "Dong Yongnian is young, you are older than him, remember to take care of him and don't let him be wronged."

The other students lazily replied: "Got it..."

The Master hated iron and said: "You guys! Look at your lazy appearance, you are so weak to speak. Look at Dong Yong again! Why did he become famous far and wide at the age of 12, and was appreciated by the county magistrate? That’s because he is diligent and studious, digging walls to steal light every day, hanging beams and thorns, even though the conditions are so harsh, he still has not given up his enthusiasm for learning! You should not only learn from him how to make a fuss, but also learn from him about his diligence and Work hard!"

Dong Yong lowered his head in a shy gesture, his head was already bloodied by his master's scolding.

This old guy, on the surface, was praising him, but in fact he was trying to bring hatred to him.The students in the academy are all from wealthy families. He is a poor boy, and because of the appreciation of the county guard, he recommended him to study in Xiaochang Academy.This incident has already spread in Xiaochang, the class conflicts are irreconcilable, it is strange that a group of rich second-generation officials can look up to him, and the master will try his best to set him as a benchmark for diligence and studious, he has foreseen the future in the academy What a sad day.

In the morning, the lecture is "Book of Filial Piety", and in the afternoon, "The Analects of Confucius".

After finishing the morning class, the Master said: "This is the end of the morning class, let's go to lunch!"

As soon as the master left, Dong Yong felt the "enthusiastic" eyes of his classmates.

He slowly packed up the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, then picked up his little floral cloth bag and rushed out.

A little fat man sitting in the middle shouted, "Hurry up and chase me!"

A large group of people ran out from the school, but Dong Yong had disappeared from the yard.

The little fat man came out slowly holding a folding fan, "Where is that poor boy?"

"Boss, he...he's gone."

The little fat man was furious: "Why did he just run out and then disappeared? You bastards, hurry up and chase me, if you can't catch him, you are not allowed to go home for dinner!"

Dong Yong gnawed on sorghum noodles and sat on the roof watching them run around.He sighed in his heart, poor and ignorant people!My buddy is playing parkour, if you don’t look on the roof, you won’t be able to find Xiaoye even if you break your leg.

This is No. 12 years since Liu Yanchang was reborn. I think he followed Xiaotiangou back then, eating delicious food and drinking spicy food every day.It's a pity that after his rebirth, his family was destitute, his mother died of illness early, and his father raised him to grow up alone.

Fortunately, in his previous life, he had read books in his previous life, and in this life he was born as a child prodigy, able to read and write.What does this mean?Explain that knowledge can change destiny!Fat friends!He is now counting on reading to get ahead.

The school gradually quieted down, and the little fat man took his dog legs home for dinner.He can also come down from the roof.

He is a well-known child prodigy in Xiaochang. The governor summoned him and asked him a few questions. His answers were fluent and won the appreciation of the governor.In the end, he recommended him to study at Xiaochang Academy. The head of the mountain took pity on his poor family and waived all the tuition fees.

Liu Yanchang... Oh, no!He is Dong Yong now!Dong Yong sat in his seat and studied hard.The family is very poor, and he wanted to pick up his old job as a cook (is this his job?).But in this age when only high school students are allowed, his father insisted that he study, become an official, and stand out. He could not live up to his father's expectations of him.

During class in the afternoon, the little fat man and his dog legs found that Dong Yong was obediently sitting in his seat and reading a book.The little fat man walked past him and deliberately pushed his desk, then snorted grimly.

Dong Yong pulled the table back calmly, ignoring his childish provocation.

School ended early in the afternoon, Dong Yong packed his things and wanted to rush home quickly, so that he could make dinner for his father when he got back early.

The little fat man led people to block in front of his desk, "Boy, you are awesome!"

Dong Yong smiled modestly, "Thank you, I also think I'm awesome."

The little fat man snorted very loudly, "My parents talk about your filial piety, studiousness, and diligence every day! What are you! Today I will teach you a lesson and let you know that no matter how good you are at studying, Xiaochang Academy It’s also what I say! Give it to me!”

"Wait!" Dong Yong stood up and put the little flower bag on his body, "Do you know? Your behavior is very naive, and it is not conducive to the construction of a harmonious society."

"What a mess, shut up. Come on, everyone, beat him up!" The little fat man rushed forward with his men.

Dong Yong stepped on the chair, jumped onto the table, stepped on the shoulders of the little fat man and the others, and jumped out of the encirclement with light steps.

Dong Yong, who ran out of the school, shouted loudly: "Little fat man! See you tomorrow!"

The little fat man was going crazy with his anger, "What are you doing in a daze! Hurry up and chase me!!!"

After running all the way out of the city, Dong Yong arrived home before the sun went down.

Pick a large handful of green vegetables from the vegetable garden behind the house, rinse them, put them in a pot and blanch them in water, then chop them and mix them with sorghum rice noodles, add a little salt, a little sesame oil you grind yourself, and a little green onion.Dong Yong kneaded the noodles into palm-sized dumplings and steamed them in a pan. When Dong Yong's father came back, the vegetable dumplings had just been steamed.

Dong Yong's father was an ordinary farmer, his skin was dark and his palms were rough and cracked due to hard work. "Son, you study hard, and you have to walk seven or eight miles to go to the academy every day. Didn't I say that? When you come back, you can have a good rest. Dad is here for cooking and housework!"

Dong Yong said unceremoniously: "Come on, you should always rest! Eating the food you cook is no different from committing suicide by taking poison."

"You brat, did you say that about your father?"

Dong Yong served the vegetable dumplings to the table, and then heated up the leftover porridge in the pot. "Let me recall for you, you made me stir-fried meat with pickled vegetables, the pickled vegetables were not washed, and there was a fishy smell of pickled vegetables. There was also the dead fish last time, there was nothing in it, I almost threw up after eating it .”

Dong Yong's father picked up a vegetable dumpling, "Others can't eat that fish if they want to eat it! Why did our family raise such a delicate young master like you, and the girls in the village can support you better than you."

When the porridge was ready, Dong Yong poured out the porridge and put it on the table, "You should be content! You have such a good son as me. In my last life, I almost ascended to immortality, and I'm so humbled to be reborn in your family!"

"You can really blow it, and you can even ascend to the sky. Will the Jade Emperor want you? Let's eat quickly!"

After eating, the father and two went to sleep after digesting food.Dong Yong saw that his father had fallen asleep, and quietly got up from the wooden bed.

He went to the grain drying field at the head of the village, picked up two stones, grabbed one with each hand, and practiced lifting weights one by one.

The little bastards in the academy actually want to engage in campus violence!Since he was a child, he has climbed trees to catch birds and fished in rivers for food, and he has never done anything!In modern times, he is a parkour master.Want to rub him on the ground?Run past him before talking!

But always running away is not a solution, Dong Yong has made up his mind to exercise well, if one day he doesn't run out, he can... can fight back a little...

Today is exactly the fifteenth day, the moon is very big and bright, and Dong Yong feels that his crystal sweat is shining under the moonlight.Dong Yong shook his hair angrily.

ah!I feel sweat splashing, I feel like the most masculine man in the world!

He shook his head narcissistically, and suddenly saw a person standing beside Guchang.

... so embarrassing!

Dong Yong pretended to be nonchalant and continued to hold the stone in his hand, but the man's gaze couldn't be ignored.Dong Yong felt that the stone in his hand was getting heavier and heavier. Finally, he put down the stone and wiped his sweat with a towel.

"You can't sleep either, are you going out for a walk?"

The young man came towards him, but what Dong Yong was concerned about was that this young man looked like a green version of Erlang God.

"I'm here to do something," the boy said.

Dong Yong couldn't help laughing, "Look at yourself, you don't even have full hair, what can you do?"

"..."

Dong Yong sat on the ground, patted the ground familiarly, and asked the strange boy to sit down too.The boy seemed a little disgusted, but after thinking about it, he finally sat down.

"You are from other places! I haven't seen you in the village."

The boy said coldly: "I told you, I'm here to do something."

Dong Yong nodded casually, and then said very vicissitudes: "You look a lot like a friend of mine." As soon as the words fell, Dong Yong felt a little strange.This way of picking up a conversation is not only old-fashioned, tacky, but also a bit gay.

He quickly explained, "It's just ordinary friends! The kind with a very ordinary relationship!"

Strange boy: "..."

"Your appearance reminded me of many past events. My mood is very complicated now. It's so complicated that a talented person like me doesn't know how to express it."

Strange boy: "...How old are you, how much can you remember?"

Dong Yong sighed, "Oh! That's all happened in the previous life. You are still young, so you don't understand it."

The strange boy smiled, "Then tell me about your previous life."

Dong Yong squinted his eyes and began to brag solemnly, "My last life! My last life was really beautiful! Gods and fairies are all my friends. I am still a rich man, and I bought six mink mattresses at once. A mink fur coat, I don’t even bat an eye. I even ordered twelve gold locks in one go, pure gold, solid gold locks, all of them are very important! Oh! It’s not possible now! It’s not that I don’t understand , the world is changing too fast!"

The strange boy looked at the sky and stood up from the ground, "Go home and sleep! Stop bragging in the future. If you brag too much, you won't grow taller."

Dong Yong also stood up from the ground and patted the dirt on his pants, "You kid, you don't have a sense of humor at all. I'll tell you a bedtime story, and you still say I'm bragging!"

The strange boy suddenly frowned, "Grab my hand."

Dong Yong hugged his thin self, "What do you want to do?"

The boy frowned impatiently, and pulled Dong Yong into his arms. "If you don't want to die, don't make a sound!"

The moon was covered by dark clouds, and the cool wind blew off the leaves and rolled up waves of dust.Dong Yong also felt that something was wrong, he whispered: "You go home with me and hide for a while!"

"Hold on to me, don't make a sound!"

Dong Yong nodded obediently, and a gust of wind swept over him, as if he was sitting on a big pendulum, he flew flickeringly to an unknown distance.