[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Liu Yanchang felt wronged, hugely wronged!What kind of death did the unscrupulous author arrange for him?So dead... so unaesthetic!

He once imagined that he met a beautiful and kind girl.Her eyes were full of panic, like an innocent deer, which made people feel pity.She shouldered the hatred of the country and the family, and for her, he did his best to block the enemy's sharp sword for her.In the end, he slowly fell into the arms of the girl, vomited blood, and told her to live well!

Although this method of death is a bit bloody, but!yes!No matter how dog blood is, it is hundreds of times better than getting stuck eating lamb chops!

besides!Why did he die in the arms of Erlang Shen, as if they were a pair of gays!Even if he dies, he wants his sister to hold him!

There seemed to be bones stuck in the trachea, which caused a burning pain in his chest.Liu Yanchang didn't understand why he was still conscious after death.

After a while, he felt a burst of relief, he coughed twice, opened his mouth and shouted, 'I'm suffocated'.But no words came out, he only uttered a cry.

"Congratulations, you are a big fat boy."

"Really! That's great! Our Dong family has a queen!"

A woman said weakly, "Why is the baby crying all the time? Is he hungry?"

"He's just born, so he shouldn't be hungry. The louder he cries, the healthier the baby is. Come, Mrs. Dong, come and hug him."

Liu Yanchang felt that he was hugged tenderly by a woman, and her big hands were pressed against his face, which was dry and warm.Liu Yanchang had already experienced this situation once. He was reborn as a baby, and he was about to spend another period of time when he couldn't take care of himself.

Thinking of this, Liu Yanchang cried even louder, he didn't want others to breastfeed and change his diaper!

At this time, the atmosphere at Guanjiangkou was silent and strange, Erlang God laid Liu Yanchang's body on the ground.

What stuck Liu Yanchang was a small piece of bone, Erlangshen picked up the mutton chop that Liu Yanchang had gnawed.This lamb chop has only one bone. It stands to reason that this kind of meaty ribs is very convenient to eat, and even children will not be stuck.

Sanshengmu asked: "Second brother, do you see anything?"

Erlang shook his head, "It's strange that he can be stuck by bone scum. What's even more strange is that I have already forced the bone out. Why is he suddenly out of breath?"

Xiao Tiangou said: "Could it be Li Jing's fault? He was punished today, so he blamed Liu Yanchang?"

Erlang Shen shook his head, "It's unlikely. He had an affair with the maid of Yaochi first, and then he disobeyed the order and tried to murder the gods. The Jade Emperor only sentenced him to shut himself up and think about his mistakes, so why should he be dissatisfied?"

Ao Tingxin also analyzed, "Red clothes and orange clothes are also impossible. They are probably reincarnated at this time. The seventh princess? It's also impossible. I think the seventh princess likes Liu Yanchang very much, so she probably won't harm him. "

Boss Meishan was still wearing the black mink coat given by Liu Yanchang, "There is no trace of magic on that piece of lamb, and it hasn't been poisoned. It's just an ordinary rib. It looks like an accident but there are strange things everywhere."

Erlang raised his hand to stop him and said, "Okay, don't talk about it, I'll go to the underworld to see if I can bring Liu Yanchang's soul back."

Erlang God went out of Guanjiangkou and went straight to the underworld. When the judge saw him coming, he quickly trotted over to salute.

"Your Majesty Zhenjun is well, what are you doing here today?"

Erlang Shen said: "Take me to see King Qin Guang."

"Yes, Master Zhenjun, please follow me."

When he arrived at King Qin Guang's main hall, King Qin Guang was busy before the case. When he saw Erlang God coming, he greeted him casually, "The real gentleman is so leisurely, why don't you come to visit me?"

Erlangshen didn't talk nonsense, "I came to you to find a mortal soul."

"When did you die?"

"In less than a quarter of an hour. His name is Liu Yanchang, from Qingzhou."

King Qin Guang thought for a while, "Within a quarter of an hour...the soul named Liu Yanchang never came to my place. How did he die?"

Erlangshen hesitated for a moment, then said slowly, "He was stuck to death by a bone when he was eating the lamb chops."

"Hahahahaha!" King Qin Guang laughed loudly, "Where is the judge? Quickly look through the book of life and death to see what happened to this Liu?"

The judge picked up the book of life and death and quickly flipped through it. He read according to the book of life and death: "Liu Yanchang, male, from Qingzhou, Yangshou..."

King Guang of Qin asked, "How long is Yangshou?"

The judge said in surprise: "Yang Shou is 68 years old, and the life and death book shows that he is still alive! He is not dead!"

Erlangshen frowned and said, "Impossible! His body is still in Guanjiangkou."

Qin Guangwang said: "Zhenjun Erlang, the book of life and death will never make mistakes."

"Since the book of life and death can't make mistakes, why is his body cold? Has King Qin Guang ever encountered such a situation?"

King Qin Guang held the bamboo pen, propped his chin and thought for a while, "Maybe it's because...he's not the real Liu Yanchang?"

"No, I checked his background and he is Liu Yanchang."

King Qin Guang said: "Yes, no one in the world can hide your third eye. Why don't you send his body over here! I'll look through the past records and see if I can find out the reason."

"Excuse me."

Erlang God sent someone to bring Liu Yanchang's body, Qin Guang Wang asked Erlang God to go back first, and he couldn't come to a conclusion for a while.

Back at Guanjiangkou, Erlang Shen went to the house where Liu Yanchang lived.

There are also clay figurines and jigsaw puzzles on the shelf, which don't match the ancient bronze wares next to it.The embroidery on the wall should have been given to him by Ding Da's daughters, the stitches are crooked, fortunately Liu Yanchang had the nerve to hang them next to famous calligraphy and paintings.

"Second brother, where is Liu Yanchang's soul?"

God Erlang shook his head, "Third sister, King Qin Guang said that there is no soul of Liu Yanchang in hell, and the book of life and death shows that he is not dead yet."

"Then where did his soul go? Why don't we try summoning the soul?"

Erlangshen said: "Just now in the underworld, King Qin Guang tried it, but it didn't work."

King Qin Guang is one of the Ten Temples of Yama, who is in charge of ghost affairs, and he can't recruit souls, let alone the Three Holy Mothers.

Erlang patted his sister on the shoulder, "Don't worry, let's go back and look through the ancient books to see if we can come up with a solution."

Sanshengmu left sullenly, but Erlang Shen stayed in Liu Yanchang's room.

He took the jigsaw puzzle off the shelf and put it on the table to fiddle with.

At first he hated Liu Yanchang, a bastard who tried to get close to his third sister.Taking him to Guanjiangkou, Erlangshen also has his own selfish intentions.But in the later getting along, Erlangshen gradually saw Liu Yanchang's character - he was just a fool who giggled every day.For a fool to provoke so many gods to worry about him, he is quite capable.

Putting the jigsaw puzzle into a neat square and turning it into a rhombus, Erlang Shen felt upset and messed up the rhombus again.

Who is Liu Yanchang, and why did he die suddenly?Where did his soul go?Did he die?

Suddenly, Erlangshen felt flustered, stood up and walked out of the room.In the sky, the sun and the moon rise in the west and set in the east, day and night rotate rapidly, and the stars in the sky are constantly changing.

Erlangshen had never seen such a scene before, he calculated with his fingers, and found that the astronomical secrets were obscure, and the changes were too fast, and nothing could be calculated.

The Zhenjun Temple seemed to be empty. After such a big event happened, Sanshengmu and Xiaotiangou did not appear.

God Erlang was looking for him in the Temple of the True Monarch, but apart from the ever-changing stars, he seemed to be the only one left in this world.

After an unknown period of time, the stars turned more and more slowly, and finally the sun stopped in the east. Xiao Tiangou ran over and said, "Master, why are you here? It's time for us to go."

"Where to go?"

Xiaotiangou felt strange, "Didn't you go to Yusu Mountain to find a crane for Sanshengmu to accompany her?"

Erlangshen clearly remembered that this incident should have happened hundreds of years ago. At that time, he felt that Sanshengmu was lonely in Huashan, so he moved his mind and wanted to go to Yusushan to find a crane to accompany her.Later, the crane was caught, and Sanshengmu also liked it very much, but she kept the crane thinner and thinner. Finally, there was no way, Erlang God sent the crane back to Mount Yusu.

"We won't go to Yusu Mountain anymore. The third sister doesn't know how to raise cranes, and it's useless to catch them." Regardless of Xiaotiangou's surprised expression, he pushed open the gate of Xiaotianquan's side hall, and the clay figurines on the shelf And the jigsaw puzzles are gone, only a few old paintings on the walls, and the rough embroidery of the stitches is gone.

Xiao Tiangou ran over and asked, "Master, what happened?"

Erlang Shen clenched his hands in his sleeves into fists, "It's okay, let's go to Huashan now."

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Sanshengmu was very sad, Liu Yanchang's death caught her off guard.She went to Erlangshen's study and kept flipping through various ancient books about souls, hoping to find a way to revive Liu Yanchang.

The luminous pearl in the hall exuded a soft light, and San Shengmu's eyelids became heavier and heavier, and she fell asleep on the table involuntarily.

Sanshengmu has not had a dream for a long time. The last time she had a dream was when she was very young. At that time, her mother had not been crushed under the peach mountain, and their family had not been separated from each other.

She wandered around the Palace of Notre Dame, she knew it was a dream, but she couldn't wake up.

"Three Holy Mother, this is the agarwood tea tray I carved with my own hands, do you think it looks good?"

Sanshengmu looked at herself and smiled at the man with a blurred face. The two of them hugged each other sweetly, looking at the agarwood tea tray, dreaming about a bright future.

Later she became pregnant and gave birth to a boy named Chen Xiang.The three of them lived an ordinary and happy life, but the good times didn't last long, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother found out about her thinking about Fan.The Jade Emperor was furious, and immediately sent someone to remove her fairy bones, making her a mortal and suffering from reincarnation forever.

Erlang Shen learned of Jade Emperor's decision in advance, and he rushed to Huashan to persuade her to go to heaven to plead guilty immediately and separate from her husband and children.At this time, she was immersed in the sweetness of love, so she would not listen to Erlang God's words.In desperation, Erlang Shen pressed her under Mount Hua and sent Liu Yanchang and the child away.

The Jade Emperor ordered the Sanshengmu to stay at the bottom of Huashan Mountain for the sake of Erlang God's righteousness and killing relatives, and she was not allowed to leave unless he had his will.

It was dark and cold under Mount Hua, and she was locked in this cramped and dark space, without any light or sound.The darkness and loneliness nearly drove her crazy, and she begged every day for someone to let her out.

I don't know how many years have passed, her child split Huashan with scars all over her body and rescued her.

Chen Xiang told her that Er Lang Shen secretly found a master for him and taught him spells and skills.Erlang God also went to heaven to intercede with the Jade Emperor, begging the Jade Emperor to look at Yao Ji and his face, and let Chen Xiang split the mountain to save his mother.Her second brother, such a proud man, knelt on the ground begging for her, and lost all face.Finally, he promised the Jade Emperor to be an official in heaven, and driven by him, the Jade Emperor agreed to let Sanshengmu and Chenxiang go.

During the first year when she was suppressed under Mount Hua, Liu Yanchang married someone else.Erlang God went to heaven as an official, and he will never be free again.Chen Xiang is half human and half immortal, even if he is in the immortal class, he is still disliked by others.

The Three Virgins kept crying in her dream, and her heart was overwhelmed with regret.Because of her willfulness, because of her yearning for love, she harmed her second brother and her own child.

"Third Sister, Third Sister, wake up quickly."

San ShengMu woke up from the dream, there is no Liu Yanchang, and there is no Chen Xiang, she is still in Huashan, and she is still the Huayue ShengMu.

"Second brother? Why are you here?"

Erlang Shen handed her a handkerchief, "Why did you fall asleep while lying on the table? You were still crying, did you have a nightmare?"

The Third Holy Mother wiped her face with her hand, and there were tears between her fingers.She took the handkerchief embarrassingly and wiped her eyes, "Second brother, I'm not a child anymore, how could I be scared to cry when I have a nightmare?"

Erlangshen wanted to ask her if she still remembered Liu Yanchang, but Sanshengmu's expression was not very good-looking, so he swallowed the words again.

"Second brother, do you know? I dreamed that I married a mortal and gave birth to a son."

"What?" Immortals don't easily dream, and their dreams usually have a warning effect.The Third Holy Mother had such a dream, so...will her dream come true?

Sanshengmu told Erlang God what happened in the dream, and she threw herself into Erlang God's arms and wept bitterly after she finished speaking.

"Second brother, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. Because of me, you were misunderstood. They all said that you put your own sister under Mount Hua in order to show your favor to the Jade Emperor. Only I know, you That's the one that hurts the most."

God Erlang patted Sanshengmu on the back and comforted her softly: "Don't be afraid, don't cry. It's just a dream, it's all fake, it won't become real. Second brother will never allow those things to become real."

Erlangshen thought for a while and asked, "Do you still remember who you married in your dream?"

Sanshengmu choked and said, "Remember, his name is Liu Yanchang, and the child he gave birth to is Chen Xiang."

"Liu Yanchang?" Erlang Shen whispered the name, he had a clear idea about Liu Yanchang's death, about going back in time, and about the dream of the Three Virgins.It's just that he still doesn't know how the Liu Yanchang he knew did all this.

Hundreds of years later, Sanshengmu met a scholar named Liu Yanchang.He is handsome and tall, full of bookishness, and speaks politely.When Liu Yanchang confessed his love to her, Sanshengmu didn't immediately think of the dream that warned her.Instead, the shadow of another scholar appeared in her mind. He has red lips and white teeth, and he always smiles happily.

He can also change into women's clothes, pull up a woman's hair in a bun, and leave images with her in the photo stone.He will stand under the plum tree, with the sunset glow on his smiling face.

Sanshengmu said in a daze: "No, Liu Yanchang is not like you."

"But...the Holy Mother, I am Liu Yanchang!"

Sanshengmu thought for a while and smiled in relief, she said to Liu Yanchang: "It doesn't matter if you are or not, you are not the person I am looking for. That person is my friend, the best person in the world."