[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

In the quiet and peaceful night, screams suddenly came from the princess' bedroom.The king and the guards broke into the palace and saw Zhu Bajie unconscious on the ground. A beautiful woman dressed as a princess was clutching the collar of the princess, as if she had been knocked out.

The king was furious: "Who are you? Let go of the widowed princess!"

Chang'e panicked, let go of the princess and put the princess on the bed, "It's not what you think, please listen to my explanation!"

"The evidence is convincing, how dare you deny it! Someone! Arrest the vicious woman who murdered the princess!"

Chang'e didn't want to get entangled with these unreasonable mortals. She threw up her sleeves and cast a mist, turned around and disappeared into the princess' bedroom.

Leaving the palace in a hurry, Chang'e panicked and flew away in a random direction.On the way, she calmed down, landed on the ground, and stood in a wild forest thinking.

Zhu Bajie in the princess bedroom is pretended by Monkey King, and he was knocked out by the jade rabbit.The king took people to catch himself, this must be the conspiracy of Monkey King and Yutu.Chang'e can understand all these things, but she can't guess that marshal Tianpeng knows what Monkey King and Jade Rabbit are doing.

Can Marshal Canopy hurt himself?Chang'e was not sure.But she is not a person who suffers from boredom, if Yutu and Monkey King dare to set her up, she must seek justice for herself!

Chang'e thought about what happened again, figured out the cause and effect of the matter, and then returned to the palace confidently, and went to find Yutu to settle the score.

In the palace, the princess hugged the king's arm and wept.Sun Wukong pretended to be Zhu Bajie and said to the king: "Your Majesty, the poor monk discovered that the monster pretended to be the princess early in the morning. In order not to startle the snake, the poor monk pretended to marry the princess in order to subdue the monster. Unexpectedly, the monster is really powerful, so the poor monk tried his best It was only then that she was wounded. Later, the poor monk exhausted his mana and passed out. Fortunately, His Majesty was mighty and arrived in time with his guards, scaring away the monsters and protecting the princess."

The king patted the princess on the shoulder and sighed, "Thinking about it, I'm really scared. If a few holy monks didn't see through the monster's tricks, the widowed princess would have to suffer a lot!"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Your Majesty is serious, it is the honor of the poor monk and others to help His Majesty."

Standing far outside the palace gate, Chang'e heard the king's conversation.The white teeth bit the rosy lips until they turned white, and Chang'e rushed into the palace unwillingly.

"Fairy Chang'e, where do you want to go?" Tang Seng and Yang Jian stopped Chang'e.

Chang'e felt aggrieved and asked, "Minister Qiao! Do you know what Monkey King and Jade Rabbit did?"

Tang Seng nodded coldly, "Yes, not only do I know, what they did was also ordered by me."

Chang'e was stunned, "You...you are the elder of the Heavenly Court, with a high position and authority, how could you do this!"

Yang Jian said: "Minister Qiao is just maintaining the order of the Three Realms, why can't he do that?"

Chang'e understood now, "Yutu is the fake princess, but you put her on me! Minister Qiao is really insidious. Didn't your position as minister back then be the same? You got it by tricks and tricks? "

Yang Jian scolded angrily: "Presumptuous!"

Tang Seng stopped Yang Jian, "Don't be angry with her."

Chang'e felt that she had been greatly insulted, "Minister Qiao, I have no old grievances with you, why did you frame me? Is it because of Marshal Tianpeng? If it is Marshal Tianpeng, please ask him to talk to me face to face. , This is a matter between the two of us, and it is not your turn to intervene!"

Tang Seng knew that in the Heavenly Court, his official position and seniority were very high.In order to vent his anger on his disciples, he intentionally framed Chang'e, which was indeed not very honest, but he really didn't like Chang'e's character.

Back then, Bajie was demoted voluntarily, and Tang Seng would not embarrass Chang'e because of the past.Now that Bajie has nothing to do with her, Chang'e came to tease Bajie again for the sake of jealousy, which Tang Seng could not tolerate.

Tang Seng not only considers Bajie's present, but also considers Bajie's future.If there is no accident, Bajie will be a Westerner in the future, and his future is no worse than being the Marshal of the Canopy.If Chang'e continues to entangle, it will easily ruin Bajie's future.

"Bajie doesn't know what I did, you don't need to see him. We have done everything we should do, if you are not convinced, then hold back!"

Chang'e was trembling with Tang Seng's shamelessness, "Minister Qiao! With your seniority and reputation, do you have to do this?"

Yang Jian said slowly: "Fairy's words are wrong. In terms of seniority, you are higher than us, right?"

Tang Seng echoed: "Yes! We went to heaven during the Shang Dynasty. At that time, Fairy Chang'e had been in the Moon Palace for a long time. In terms of qualifications and seniority, you are better than us!"

Chang'e was so angry with Tang Seng that her chest hurt. She suppressed her anger and reluctantly said, "Taiyin Xingjun will not sit idly by!"

Yang Jian laughed sarcastically, "Oh? Let's talk about it after Taiyin Xingjun comes!"

Chang'e sneered: "Minister and Master Yang, don't be complacent, you are so big, Tianpeng will blame you!"

"I will not blame my master."

Chang'e turned around slowly, "The canopy..."

Zhu Bajie stood beside Chang'e, "I will not blame my master who cares about me because of someone who doesn't love me."

Chang'e's tears flowed down her fair cheeks, "Are you still blaming me..."

"Are you referring to the fact that I was demoted to the mortal world? I never blamed you." Zhu Bajie sighed, "You have been out for too long, and it is time to return to the heaven. In the future...you practice with the Taiyin Star Lord in the Moon Palace, I will Be a good monk, chant scriptures and eat fast.”

Chang'e knew that Zhu Bajie was going to draw a line with her.She cried and said, "I won't leave! If you don't give me an explanation, I won't leave!"

Tang Seng persuaded: "You have nothing to do with him, and there is no need for Bajie to explain to you. You'd better listen to him and get out of here quickly, or the consequences will be difficult for you to bear."

When she left the Moon Palace, Chang'e had already told Taiyin Xingjun about the Jade Rabbit.Chang'e stubbornly stayed where she was, refusing to leave. Even if she couldn't win Marshal Tianpeng's heart back, she would have to wait for Taiyin Xingjun to come down to earth to make decisions for her.

The four of them froze here, and after a while, Taiyin Xingjun flew over with great momentum and many Da'e.A gleam of joy flashed across Chang'e's face, and someone finally came to support her!

Tang Seng and the others greeted Taiyin Xingjun, Taiyin Xingjun nodded, and said to Chang'e: "Chang'e, you pretended to be a princess and went down to earth in private. I will punish you to spend 1000 years behind closed doors in Guanghan Palace. Come back with me!"

Chang'e was dumbfounded, "Mr. Xing, Xiaoxian didn't do those things, it was all done by the jade rabbit."

Taiyin Xingjun said lightly: "The jade rabbit has been staying in the moon palace to make medicine, and has not descended to the earth privately, so don't talk about it."

Regardless of Chang'e's defense, Taiyin Xingjun directly sealed Chang'e's mana and forcibly took her away.

Looking at Taiyin Xingjun flying away, Tang Seng asked Zhu Bajie, "Where is the Jade Rabbit?"

"After Yutu replaced the real princess, I sent her away."

Tang Seng asked with a smile: "Didn't she want to have a touching love with you?"

Zhu Bajie smiled foolishly: "Master is always dishonest."

"Ha! You're so courageous! Dare to say that your master is not serious!"

Bajie laughed twice, and said apologetically to Tang Seng: "Master, I have caused trouble for you and Master. Taiyin Star Lord took Chang'e back without trial. You and Master must owe her a big favor." .”

Tang Seng sighed, "Just don't blame me for meddling in my own business."

Zhu Bajie looked at the sky, feeling quite melancholy, "Everything was fine at the beginning, but I don't know why it became like that later. I still miss her in my heart, but I can't get together and part ways, I have some regrets. "

Tang Seng patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think too much, go and pack your things with your brothers, we will continue on our way tomorrow."

Zhu Bajie agreed to find Sun Wukong, Tang Seng secretly hooked Yang Jian's finger, "Although this is not good, but compared with Bajie, I think we are super lucky."

Yang Jian smiled and said, "If you think this is not good, then don't hook my finger."

Tang Seng shook off his fingers unhappily, "Think of me as rare!"

Yang Jian smiled and squeezed Tang Seng's hand tightly, "It's okay, I like to hold you, and I don't think it's bad."

Only then did Tang Seng turn his anger into joy, "The scripture learning is coming to an end soon, when we return to the Heavenly Court, we must spread a lot of dog food, and we will be sticky in front of their eyes every day!"

How could Yang Jian disagree, "The minister is justified, and everything is under the minister's arrangement."

Zhu Bajie gave up his status as Tianzhu's son-in-law and decided to continue to study scriptures.In order to thank Bajie for not marrying, the king rewarded him with a lot of gold, silver, jewels and silk.After Tang Seng left, these rewards were left in the palace arranged by the king, and they did not take them away.

After what happened to Chang'e, Zhu Bajie has obviously calmed down a lot.Seeing that they were approaching the foot of Lingshan Mountain, Tang Seng and others quickened their pace and sprinted towards Lingshan at an unprecedented speed.

However, within a few days, Tang Seng and others had already arrived at the Yuzhen Temple at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, where the Immortal Jinding entertained them with burning incense and bathing.After they washed off their exhaustion, the Jinding Daxian invited them to drink tea.

"The elders are here. I have heard that you are coming to learn scriptures, but you just waited and waited but didn't come."

Tang Seng said with a smile: "I encountered a lot of things on the road. If the mounts of the Bodhisattvas or the boy hadn't come to make trouble, I would have arrived long ago."

The Great Immortal Jinding smiled awkwardly. Tang Seng dared to speak ill of the Bodhisattva, but he didn't dare. "The elders are all capable people! Those who are capable work harder, haha, those who are capable work harder!"

Immortal Jinding suddenly remembered something, "That's right! It is said that you bullied Chang'e? Is there such a thing?"

Tang Seng nodded calmly, "Yes!"

"Are you kidding me? Are you bullying a beauty like Chang'e?"

Tang Seng said indifferently: "What is it to bully Chang'e? I even snatched candy from children! Are you afraid?"

The Great Immortal Jinding laughed dryly, "Elder really knows how to joke... You, you still have to cherish feathers! Rumors like this must be clarified!"

Tang Seng smiled sternly. Having experienced the stink bomb, I no longer care about the eyes of others!