[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Bajie became the newly-baked son-in-law, and the palace servants and imperial guards invited him, Tang Seng and others to the palace.Someone had already notified the king that the new son-in-law was a bit ugly, but the king never expected the new son-in-law to be so ugly!

Big ears, pig nose, how can this look like a human being!This appearance simply exceeded the imagination of the king!

Tang Seng and his disciples sat on the right side. He turned to Yang Jian and said, "I am relieved to see the king's face. This matter will definitely not work. He doesn't want to find an ugly son-in-law."

Yang Jian didn't give him a good face, "What? Are you still thinking about the princess? You should give up too! The king doesn't like ugly people, and he doesn't like old people like you."

Yang Jian's words were not easy to listen to, Tang Seng gave him an angry look.

The king really looked down on Zhu Bajie, and he said to the princess in front of Tang Seng and others: "My daughter! I can agree with you to throw a hydrangea ball, but I can't let you marry this person! Look like this... How can I take it out to meet people in the future?"

Tang Seng and the others heard the king's words, and Xiao Bailong winked slyly at Zhu Bajie.Zhu Bajie has a very thick skin, the more the king dislikes him, the more he has to put on an ugly face.He put his finger in his mouth and bit it, and the saliva trickled down his finger.Not to mention that the king looked uncomfortable, even Tang Seng felt disgusted.

The princess sat under the king with a veil on her head, "Father, it is God's will to throw a hydrangea ball to choose a son-in-law. Now that the son-in-law has been selected, how can my daughter go back on his word? My daughter knows that my father loves me and is afraid that I will be wronged in the future, but you The king of a country must keep his word. If you regret your marriage because your son-in-law is ugly, how will the people in the world think of you? If you don’t regret your marriage, the people in the world will praise your virtues."

The king sighed and turned to inquire about Zhu Bajie.

He pointed at Zhu Bajie, "Take your finger out of your mouth! Let me ask you, what is your name? What do you do? Who is in the family? Do you have land?"

Zhu Bajie said naively: "My name is Zhu Bajie, and I am a wandering monk. I only have a master and no relatives."

Even if you are ugly and have no money, you are still a monk!The king was even more dissatisfied.

"Since you are a monk, you can't marry a wife and have children. Come here, set up a vegetarian feast, invite a few elders to eat and leave!"

The princess lowered her head and hooked her fingers towards the bottom. Several important court officials standing below seemed to be possessed, and spoke to the emperor one after another.

"Your Majesty, you are the king of a country, and you must do what you say. If you regret the marriage, will you let the princess throw the hydrangea again? What do the people think, will they say that you have not kept your word?"

"Your Majesty, although Elder Pig has some shortcomings, you can prepare more dowry for the princess."

In fact, these ministers spoke like nonsense. It's not that their own daughters don't feel sorry for them. Let alone the children of the king's family, even ordinary people can't find a monk to be their son-in-law!

But what is strange is that after listening to the words of several ministers, the king let go. "Hey! The lovers are right. The wedding is ready, let's go ahead! I just wronged my daughter..."

The princess said meekly: "Father, my daughter is not wronged."

The king ordered Zhu Bajie to take a bath and change clothes, and other officials would entertain Tang Seng and others.

Tang Seng and others went to the side hall to eat Suzhai, and Yang Jian sent away the accompanying officials and accompanying maids.Without outsiders, it is much more convenient for everyone to talk.

Sun Wukong said first: "This princess is very strange! I'm not saying Bajie is bad, it's just that normal women want to marry a better-looking man, right?"

Yang Jian sighed: "Those ministers are not normal. This is the king's family business. The general ministers dare not make random decisions. If the princess has a bad life, the king will definitely blame them."

Sha Wujing also said: "Besides, the king agreed too quickly, and the ministers only persuaded him a few words. Why did he change his mind so easily? It's as if someone had cast a spell on him."

Just as Tang Seng was about to say something, the door of the side hall was knocked suddenly.Sha Wujing opened the door to see, but the princess was standing outside the door.

"May I come in?" asked the princess.

Sha Wujing looked back at Tang Seng, and Tang Seng signaled him to let the princess in.

After the princess entered the palace, she saluted Tang Seng, "Mr. Qiao, I am the Jade Rabbit from the Moon Palace. I have met Minister Qiao."

Tang Seng didn't expect her to be so frank, "You...why are you here?"

Jade Rabbit said calmly: "As you know, the owner of the Moon Palace is Taiyin Xingjun. Chang'e assists Xingjun and is admired in the Moon Palace. The rest are Da'e, just like palace maids. As for me, I am a Pets, making medicine every day, no one cares about me.

I was often bullied by those Da'e in the Moon Palace. One day, a Da'e slapped me.Later, she thought of the world and was reborn as a princess in Tianzhu.I still remember that revenge, so I went down to earth to take her away, and replaced her as the princess myself. "

Yang Jian asked, "Where is the real princess?"

"I sealed her memory and put her outside the city. I also asked the Land City God to take care of her. She will be fine."

Tang Seng was a little puzzled, "This incident is not without precedent. You took revenge for that princess and settled your karma. Although I have always disagreed with this approach, I will not stop you. But why do you want to?" Marry Bajie? Does he have nothing to do with you?"

Yutu knelt on the ground and said to Tang Seng: "I adore Marshal Tianpeng, I want to marry him, no matter if I am a fairy, a monster, or a mortal, as long as I can be with him. Please help me!"

Yutu spoke sincerely and said what he had to say, which left a good impression on Tang Seng.He also quarreled with Yutu, "Bajie is a Buddhist scripture learner, so it stands to reason that he shouldn't get married. Moreover, he must agree to marry a wife. I can't make decisions for him."

Yutu smiled happily and said, "As long as the minister doesn't object, that's fine. I'll talk to Marshal Tianpeng!"

After saying hello to Tang Seng, Yutu happily went to find Zhu Bajie.

Yang Jian recalled the rumors he heard when he returned to Heaven, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Bajie is not easy...

Tang Seng and others were resting in the side hall. After a while, Yutu ran in crying.

"What's wrong? Did Bajie bully you?" Tang Seng asked.

Yutu cried for a while and said sullenly: "Chang'e is here... Marshal talked to her and kicked me out!"

Hearing this news, Tang Seng couldn't help but frowned.Xiao Bailong didn't think too much, he asked directly: "What is Chang'e doing here? Is it to catch you?"

Yutu said angrily: "Bah! Is she worthy of arresting me?"

Xiao Bailong didn't understand, "Then she?"

After thinking and thinking, Yutu gritted her teeth and told about Chang'e. "Talking about people behind their backs is a villain's behavior, but I can't control so much today! Do you know that the marshal did not molested Chang'e at all. Back then, he and Chang'e fell in love with each other, and they were bumped into by someone during a private meeting. Chang'e wanted to protect herself. Pushing the marshal away and shouting for help. The marshal is infatuated. Although he is sad, he still takes all the blame on himself. The poor marshal was cast into a pig fetus by mistake and became what he is now..."

While talking, Yutu began to cry again, "Marshal was so handsome before, and many Da'es in the Moon Palace like him!"

Sun Wukong and the others didn't know that there was such a secret behind Zhu Bajie's descent to the earth. Although Tang Seng and Yang Jian knew about it, the matter was over, and they didn't want to add salt to Bajie's wound.

Tang Seng didn't like Chang'e's demeanor, she and Bajie had nothing to do with each other, and now I don't know what kind of plans I have in mind.Thinking of this, Tang Seng said: "I'll go to see Bajie, you wait here."

Yang Jian led Tang Seng all the way out of the princess' bedroom in stealth, and Ba Jie was arranged to bathe and change clothes in the side hall.As soon as he stood at the door, Tang Seng heard Chang'e say, "Are you really going to marry Yutu? What about me? What am I?"

Bajie said flatly, "You are still the fairy Chang'e in the sky."

Chang'e said faintly: "So that's how it is, so you have forgotten me...but I think about you all the time, wondering if you are doing well in the lower realm..."

Bajie just sighed and didn't speak any more.

Tang Seng was so angry that he rubbed his chest, coughed heavily, opened the door and walked into the hall. "Bajie, have you changed your clothes? Why are you alone here?"

Bajie smiled wryly, "Master, I've changed into new clothes. Here... I'm really the only one here."

Tang Seng sneered in his heart, again!Chang'e dropped Bajie again!What are you talking about thinking about Bajie and not knowing if he is doing well? It's all hypocritical nonsense!It's shameless to be reluctant to part with the good life in the sky and want to occupy the place in Bajie's heart!

Tang Seng pulled Zhu Bajie and stood in the yard talking, "Bajie, I know Chang'e was inside just now. Tell me, what do you think?"

Zhu Bajie was in a trance for a moment, then he collected himself and said: "Of course I want to follow Master to learn scriptures. When I first came down to earth, I really couldn't think about it. Later I met Gao Cuilan and thought she looked like Chang'e, so I entered the Gao family. Gao Cuilan and Chang'e are quite similar, they are both practical, and they both know what to do to benefit themselves. Then I met Master... I have already thought about it, Chang'e and Gao Cuilan have nothing to do with me, I have never done anything wrong to them, and I have a clear conscience."

Yang Jian patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder, "You have done a good job. When you are separated, you should be graceful. This is what a man should do. But the situation is different now. You are no longer related. She stopped you from starting a new life. , this is her fault. I think I can teach her a lesson!"

Zhu Bajie shook his head, "She's a woman, so it's not good to do this?"

Tang Seng urged: "Hey? The gods in the heaven are not divided into men and women! Look at the Nine Heavens Xuannv and the others, they fight harder than men!"

Yang Jian directly made a decision for Zhu Bajie, "It's not easy for you to come forward, let's do it!"

Zhu Bajie smiled wryly: "Master, Master! Stop making trouble! What do you look like when you come forward? What excuses are you using!"

Tang Seng said with a stern face: "We Buddhist scriptures need no excuses for doing business! Don't worry about it, just be the bridegroom's official honestly. After this matter is over for the teacher, you can follow me and continue learning Buddhist scriptures!"

Zhu Bajie always felt that this matter was unreliable, but unfortunately he couldn't persuade him, so he could only let Tang Seng's temperament do it.

In the evening, the palace was decorated with lanterns and festoons, full of joy, and the palace people sang and danced to celebrate the princess's wedding.Zhu Bajie and Yutu sat together, accepting everyone's blessings.

Yutu was very happy, and she didn't care how others laughed at her behind her back, anyway, no matter who came to toast, she would happily drink up the glass.

Chang'e observed in secret, and sneered inwardly when she saw the proud look of Jade Rabbit.It's just a little jade rabbit, and it dares to rob someone from her.Even if she doesn't like the ugly canopy marshal, she can't allow the marshal to marry a jade rabbit!snort!That Jade Rabbit, be arrogant!You go down to earth privately, and wait for Taiyin Xingjun to come, let's see how rampant you are!

The celebration lasted until late at night, and Yutu and Zhu Bajie were sent back to the bedroom.Chang'e broke into the bedroom, stood in front of Zhu Bajie and asked with tears in her eyes, "Marshal, are you really going to do this to me?"

Zhu Bajie transformed into a monkey with a thunderous mouth.Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Fairy Chang'e, don't come here without any harm!"

Chang'e was taken aback, "Why are you!"

When she was flustered, Yutu gave her a sap with a medicine pestle, "Fuck you! It's us, you bitch, be afraid!"

Sun Wukong coughed twice, "Okay, stop kidding, hurry up and work!"