[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Sure enough, Shou Xing didn't tell a lie, and if he walked west, let alone a monster, even the wild beasts that had turned on their wisdom ran away.

Tang Seng thinks it can be described in a line of poetry, a thousand mountains and birds fly away, and a thousand paths and people disappear...

But things have a bad side and a good side. There are no monsters blocking the way, and they travel much faster.In the past, monsters would find fault with walking for several months, which would definitely delay time.Well now, no one is blocking the road, and they have no problem swaying sideways on the road.

So say it!It's also good to see people disappearing...

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, Tang Seng and others have already reached Tianzhu, and will soon reach Lingshan.Entering Wangcheng this day, the streets are crowded with people, colorful flags are fluttering from every household, colorful silks are hung on the streets, and everywhere is decorated with joy.

Monkey King stopped a passerby and asked: "My benefactor, we are from other places. The city is so lively, but what is the happy event?"

The passer-by smiled and said: "Happy event! Happy event! Our princess is twenty years old, and she is in the Mood for Love. Today is a good time. The princess wants to throw a hydrangea ball to recruit a son-in-law. If you grab the hydrangea ball, you will be the son-in-law. We will get married tonight!"

He pointed to the men, women and children on the street and showed it to Monkey King, "See, there are so many people here, they all want to watch the excitement!"

Sun Wukong told Tang Seng what he had learned, and Tang Seng said impatiently: "The king is really messing around. You have to find someone who knows everything about choosing a son-in-law for your child! Throwing hydrangea is so unreliable! What if the hydrangea falls to the scum In the head of the princess, isn't the rest of the princess's life ruined?"

Xiao Bailong smiled and said: "Master, what you said is too inconsistent with your character. If it was in the past, you would have been busy watching the excitement."

Yang Jian smiled softly, but fanned Tang Monk with a big cattail fan that didn't match his temperament in his hand, "The weather is too hot recently, your master is impatient and just wants to find a cool place to hide. The spectators blocked, do you think he can be happy?"

Of course Tang Seng was not happy, he glared at Yang Jian, "You won't turn into a big ice cube to cool me down, so what if I complain a few words?"

Monkey King flew into the air and looked around, and when he saw a direction, he flew directly there.After a while, Monkey King came back and said to Tang Seng: "Master, my grandson has found a good place for you, please follow me!"

He pulled Zhu Bajie forward to open the way, and when he met someone who refused to move, he bared his teeth, Zhu Bajie shook his ears, everyone was afraid and ran away.

Arriving smoothly in front of the palace, a high platform was built on the open space outside the palace gate, and a beautiful figure was sitting behind the bead curtain, it should be the princess inviting relatives.Under the high platform, many guards protect the princess to prevent others from colliding.

There are several high-rise buildings a little far from the high platform. Although you can't catch the hydrangea sitting upstairs, you can clearly see the grand occasion of the princess's wedding.

Sun Wukong asked Master and Master to go directly to the second floor, where there is a roof to shade the sun, and there are herbal tea and iced fresh fruit on the table to cool off the heat, and two beautiful maids are fanning to refill the tea.Sitting here can comfortably watch the excitement, Tang Seng and Yang Jian are very satisfied with this place.

"My family Wukong has a way to be filial." Tang Seng boasted, "By the way, Wukong, there is no way, how did you get the shopkeeper to agree to our coming?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Master, the gods and Buddhas in the sky are afraid of our master and apprentice, but we are just a few mortals. How can I, my grandson, have no choice? You, master, and fellow juniors can enjoy it with peace of mind."

Hong Haier was leaning against Tang Seng, holding a bright red pomegranate and chewing with relish, "Master, that princess seems to be looking this way."

"Is there? Can you see it through the bead curtain?"

Hong Haier said with certainty: "I must have looked this way! Master, did she take a fancy to your beauty?"

The maid who fanned them couldn't help laughing out loud, she was so childish, not to mention that the princess couldn't see this way, even if she saw it, she wouldn't fall in love with the monk!

But just after laughing, the maid's face changed.Those who can come here are not ordinary people. She laughed at the guests and will definitely be punished!The maid knelt on the ground anxiously, "Please forgive me, my lords!"

Tang Seng didn't want to embarrass a maid, "Get up! It's understandable for you to laugh at me. I'm old and a monk. I really don't deserve a princess. But I was very handsome when I was young!"

The guest didn't blame, but excused himself. The maid let out a sigh of relief and kowtowed gratefully.

"Don't be like this, what I'm saying is the truth, you don't have to. But I think maybe the princess likes me! Don't they all say that men have 41 flowers? I'm just a flower now!"

Everyone laughed, but Yang Jian sent a voice transmission to Tang Seng gloomyly, "What? You still want to accept Xiao?"

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows and rolled his eyes arrogantly.It seems to be saying, I am so attractive, what can you do!

Yang Jian sent another sentence, "I'll deal with you when I go back!"

The atmosphere in the private room on the second floor was very happy, and the two maids were thankful that they had met such a talkative guest.

Zhu Bajie broke bananas and blew nonsense to Tang Seng, "Master! You are handsome, we apprentices will follow you! Let me see... Brother Hou is the ugliest among them. His appearance does not follow you, so it shows that he is not a OK."

Sun Wukong scolded: "Idiot! You are talking nonsense! You are a bit self-aware, and you are the ugliest among them!"

Zhu Bajie shook his head, his big ears followed his head, "You are the ugliest! I am good-looking, maybe the princess saw me just now!"

After saying this, everyone in the room laughed, and the taciturn Sha Wujing seldom opened his mouth, "Third senior brother, if you are more beautiful, you are not as good as senior senior brother. Senior senior senior brother is slender and strong, take a look at yourself. "

Zhu Bajie shook his head strangely, "Junior Brother Sha is wrong! It's good that I am fat and fat! Ugliness has its advantages, others look disgusting, so you can rest assured at home!"

Sha Wujing smiled and said: "Third senior brother is so confident, then I will congratulate third senior brother in advance, and congratulate you for being favored by the princess."

Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Thank you, Junior Brother Sha, for your good words!"

Seeing that what they said was true, Tang Seng couldn't help but follow along, "In my opinion, I, a flower, have a better chance of winning than Bajie, who is fat and fat! The princess should like me more!"

Sun Wukong didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, he didn't care about Yang Jianbing's cold eyes, sat aside with a smirk and said, "Master, why don't you take a gamble? If anyone catches the hydrangea ball, the other party will come up with a prize." !"

Tang Seng said: "Okay! What if you don't receive all of them?"

Yang Jian smirked and said, "Wukong set the game. If no one catches the hydrangea ball, Wukong will win the lottery! How about it! You bet on the treasure you got on the way! If Bajie loses, the white jade will be bottled." Give it to your master, if your master loses, give the purple golden bell to Bajie. Wukong... If Wukong loses, give the golden cudgel and purple gold gourd to Bajie and the master!"

Monkey King immediately made a bitter face, he must be embarrassed!It's over now, the master is furious.Forget about the purple gold gourd, it wasn't his own, and he didn't use it much, if it was gone, it would be gone.But the golden cudgel has been with him for so long, how could he be willing to gamble with the golden cudgel?

Little White Dragon, Red Boy, and Sha Wujing began to make noises. Master and Bajie were just joking. How could the princess like them?Besides, there is a long distance between this building and the high platform!How strong must the princess be to throw the hydrangea here?Therefore, the final loser must be Monkey King.

Xiao Bailong and others booed loudly, Yang Jian looked at Monkey King and smiled, and the game was settled.

The hydrangea throwing started, and Xiao Bailong stood in front of the window and broadcasted in real time for everyone, "The princess threw the hydrangea, and the hydrangea fell in the front. The people standing here are all young talents in gorgeous clothes. It seems that the dignitaries The sons of the family all occupy a good position.

oops!The hydrangea has been flying in the sky, but has never landed.These aristocrats looked gentle and gentle, but they didn't expect that they would be brutal when they were torn apart!look!There was a young man there who was about to receive the hydrangea, but was shot flying by the people around him!

Whoa!This boy has great strength!Slapped the hydrangea behind!The person standing in the slightly inferior position should be a scholar. He looks weak, but he won't lose to those aristocrats in grabbing the hydrangea ball!Wow!Too cruel!This scholar in blue was ruined, he actually scratched his face by pulling his collar! "

Xiao Bailong touched his face, "Fortunately, the scratched book didn't look very good, otherwise it would be really disfigured!"

The hydrangea was thrown back and forth in everyone's hands, and everyone was making trouble with the idea of ​​destroying it even if I couldn't get it.

Sitting on the window sill, Xiao Bailong continued to explain, "The hydrangea is being photographed bit by bit! But the snatching is getting more and more intense, because the nobles in front who didn't grab it are also chasing after them!"

He stuck his head out of the window and looked down, "Some people have crowded into the inn we are in! Ah! The hydrangea was thrown high, and then fell again. Wow! It finally landed... on my Bajie In the hands of junior brother?!"

Xiao Bailong was stunned, "Bajie... am I dazzled?"

Zhu Bajie was also stunned, "I don't know, I was just sitting here, and then the hydrangea... just flew up and fell into my arms..." How could this happen?I was just being silly just now, I'm still waiting to see the big brother's jokes!I'm still waiting for Ruyi Golden Cudgel!

Everyone looked at Sun Wukong, "Brother, didn't you do something wrong?" Xiao Bailong asked directly.

Sun Wukong was wronged, "I didn't! I really didn't! I'm not a person who doesn't care about the importance and offends the princess. Isn't it going to delay our study? Besides, the master and the master are sitting here! How dare I?"

Yang Jian nodded, "It wasn't Wukong who did it. Wukong is upright, and he will admit that he did it."

Sun Wukong spread his hands, "See, Master still understands me!"

Watching the excitement, the palace guards and others had already squeezed upstairs, Tang Seng said: "We are also considered as the family of the son-in-law, we will adapt to the situation after we enter the palace for a while!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie who was surrounded by people, Tang Seng sighed to Yang Jian: "When you reach middle age, you can't admit defeat! A flower at forty is still not as good as Bajie's chubby."