[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng frowned, "Rumor? What rumor?"

Shou Xing smiled awkwardly, "It's nothing, that is, the minister is mighty, and he does things vigorously and resolutely. Look at how many evil spirits you have caught on your trip down to earth. Uphold justice, a role model for us!"

Tang Seng was not fooled, "Don't tell me nonsense! If it's just good things, you won't say it's a rumor, someone must have arranged for me. Please explain the matter to me!"

Sun Wukong put his arms around Shouxing's neck and said with a smile: "Old man! If you don't speak clearly, you will never leave here today!"

Shou Xing said with a bitter face: "Minister Qiao, Great Sage! Please forgive me! These are idle people who are gossips, and what they are saying is just speculation, so just pretend you didn't hear it, okay?"

Yang Jian said coldly: "Is that true? You ran away as soon as you saw us, which shows that you have a guilty conscience. Since you don't want to say what the rumors are, let's talk about what you have done!"

Shou Xing's face was wrinkled into a ball, Yang Jian had already guessed it, so he could only explain honestly.

He stretched out his hand and knocked hard on the head of his mount, "Speaking of it, it's all my fault for my unsatisfactory mount!"

This golden auspicious cloud has been standing still in mid-air, and the people standing on the ground refused to leave, and kept pointing at the auspicious cloud.

Xiao Bailong said: "Master, the people below are watching! Let's talk in another place!"

Shou Xing felt that he couldn't hide his affairs, even if he didn't tell, Tang Seng would send his disciples to inquire about it.Rather than letting Tang Seng hear about himself from others, it is better to take the initiative to explain it himself.

"Minister Qiao, you come with me! I know a place where it's easier to talk."

Shou Xing took them to a place seventy miles south of the city. He patted the mount's head, and the mount turned into a human form.He circled a willow tree three times to the left and three times to the right, pressed the tree and called out three times.The willow trees parted suddenly, and a clean cave appeared in front of everyone.

After entering the cave, everyone sat down separately, and the white deer, the horse of the birthday star, made green tea for everyone to drink.

Shou Xing drooped his head and said: "I went out to find someone to play chess, and this bastard took the opportunity to run away and came to this bhikkhu country to become the head of the country. He is very smart. He presented a beautiful woman to the king, and also Inciting the king to dig out the hearts of a thousand children."

Zhu Bajie asked: "What do you do with heart and liver? Fry it and eat it?"

Shou Xing glared at him, "You just know how to eat! Poach children's hearts and livers to make medicine, so that the king whose body was hollowed out by wine and lust can live forever!"

"Immortality?" Tang Seng frowned, "Thinking of beautiful things! Want to live forever with so much sin on his body? He would choke on shit!"

He turned his head to look at Bailu again, "Shou Xing, what's the matter with your mount? If you want to take the king's power, then he will take it. What are you doing with so many moths?"

Bailu lowered his head and remained silent, showing no expression, as if this matter had nothing to do with him.

Shou Xing sighed: "The child's heart and liver are for him to eat. He is just fooling the king!"

The boy's darling is indeed very good to Bai Lu, Tang Seng understood when Shou Xing said this.

"You found him lost, so you came here. And then? You took the king away. What about the children? What did the king say?"

Shou Xing said: "I was afraid that the king would be messing around, so I just released auspicious clouds and other things to show off the pomp. The king was easy to talk and admitted his mistakes. I gave him a few dates, and he let the children go. I took the white deer away, but he didn't dare to stop it. The beauty that the white deer presented to the king was a vixen, and she had already been killed by the king."

There was nothing wrong with Shouxing's handling of this matter, and Tang Seng didn't say anything else.

However, he was still very interested in the rumors that the birthday star said, so Tang Seng asked: "I won't talk about this in advance, let me ask you, what are those rumors about? Who spread the rumors, and what did they say specifically?"

Shou Xing smiled wryly, "My Minister Qiao, I have explained everything, why are you still clinging to the rumors!"

"You have the guts to speak ill of me, why don't you have the guts to say it in front of me?"

Now that the story has come to this point, Shou Xing simply broke the jar and told everything he knew.

"Minister Qiao, I'm telling you the truth, but don't be angry after you've heard it!"

Tang Seng nodded, "Don't worry, I won't hit you even if I get angry."

With Tang Seng's guarantee, Shou Xing felt much more at ease.

"Mr. Qiao, you have done a lot of important things in the past few days when you came down to earth. You have dealt with a lot of boys on the mounts of the gods in the sky, and monsters who occupy the mountains and become kings in the mortal world. A magic weapon, right?"

Tang Seng spread his hands helplessly, "It's not that I want to deal with them, it's that they bumped into my hands."

Shou Xing said with a smile: "Although that is the case, when you deal with Laojun and Bodhisattvas, you are really ruthless! Because of this, can you guess what those gods and Buddhas will think?"

Tang Seng didn't take it seriously, of course he thought of the consequences before doing something.It's nothing to offend the gods and Buddhas. They sent themselves to the mortal world to learn scriptures, and even sent a boy on a horse to kill him. They didn't charge any interest. Would he be a doormat?Besides, he is the head of the personnel department, and most of the gods in the heaven are recruited by him. This is like the chief examiner of the imperial examination in the mortal world. He has the grace to know the gods in the heaven.Speaking of something dark, the Jade Emperor didn't want to see him have a good relationship with the gods. The more rigid he made the relationship, the more at ease the Jade Emperor would be.

I think so, but I can't tell Shou Xing.Tang Seng sighed hypocritically: "I'm also doing this for the sake of the great cause of learning the scriptures. All the gods and Buddhas in the sky should support my work! How can you speak ill of me behind my back?"

Shou Xing said with a smile: "A while ago, you really should have worried about this matter, but now you don't need to. Everyone knows that you have made good plans for them!"

"Am I nice to them?" Tang Seng rubbed his chin, "Let me be honest, I haven't done anything good recently!"

Shou Xing complains, you still know that you are not doing good things!However, he still had a big smile on his face, and said to Tang Seng: "Did you pass by a Huanghua Temple a while ago?"

"Yes! One centipede spirit was captured and taken away by Pilanpo Bodhisattva, and the seven spider spirits were taken away by the gods in charge of fairies in the heavenly court."

Shou Xing slapped his thigh, "Yes! It's them! What kind of stink bomb did you use to smoke the seven flowery fairies like stones in a latrine, and the fairy who came to take over almost fainted from nausea! And that centipede spirit After Bodhisattva Pilanpo took him back, he washed him again and again, but it still stinks!"

Monkey King knocked on the table impatiently, "Speak to the point, what does this have to do with rumors!"

"It doesn't matter? Now that the gods and Buddhas don't say that you don't show affection, even the Taishang Laojun and Guanyin Bodhisattva are relieved. They think that you just corrupted a few magic weapons at the beginning, and you are already showing mercy! It is said that Maitreya Buddha Knowing this, I sighed again and again, as long as you have a magic weapon, you already have a conscience, at least you didn't pour shit into their ashram!"

Tang Seng was so angry that he slapped the table, "Fuck it! Are we bandits? Throw shit on their ashram? Thanks to them, they figured it out! Besides, Lu Chunzhi took Maitreya Buddha's treasure, and it has nothing to do with me!"

Shouxing thought to himself, thanks to Minister Qiao still remembering Lu Chunzhi, who can be fooled by such a fake name!

"Quiet your anger, calm your anger!" Shou Xing said embarrassedly, "Mr. Qiao, you can't blame us! Your image of enmity is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and it is understandable for everyone to think so. Just now, I saw you all guilty, and thought You all know the wrong things Bailu did. When you saw the Great Sage raising his hand, you thought... thought..."

Sun Wukong sneered, "You thought I would throw shit?"

Shou Xing smiled awkwardly and didn't dare to say anything more.

Tang Seng lamented that his image was completely ruined.From a clean, high-spirited fairy to a latrine digger, or the kind who throws shit casually.

Seeing that Tang Seng was unhappy, Shou Xing couldn't help persuading him: "Minister, although the rumors are not very pleasant, they are not without benefits!"

Tang Seng asked listlessly: "What's the benefit?"

"Go further west, and you will have no disaster!"

Honghaier asked curiously: "How do you know? Have you gone to explore?"

Shou Xing stroked the red boy's braid, "I haven't explored the road, but the name of Elder Tang has spread all over the West. It is said that there are several Bodhisattva mounts in the West that are arranged on the way west. What country is there? Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was at a disadvantage and wanted them to recall his mount. The other Bodhisattvas refused. The mount has already been arranged, so what's the matter with recalling it!

As a result, the news about you in Huanghuaguan was spread, and the mounts of those Bodhisattvas quit, and they quickly moved away from Shituoling and other countries. When the Bodhisattvas knew about it, they just turned a blind eye.What else?Watching your mounts stink?Can the mount still be ridden?The Bodhisattva's mounts are all gone, let alone those monsters who have no backstage?Those who are well-informed are moving away! "

After thinking about it, Shou Xing added: "Oh! Like General Nezha's righteous sister, there are no more monsters who want to flatter the horse's legs!" Mrs. Yong is a lesson from the past, no monster dares to do this again!

Yang Jian said with a smile: "It's only been more than half a month since Mrs. Diyong's incident, and you all know our itinerary very well."

Shou Xing wiped the sweat from his forehead, "This... everyone cares about the minister... Ha, ha ha!"

Tang Seng was so angry that he didn't want to talk anymore. The gods were not afraid of being deprived of their magic weapons, but they were afraid of a few stink bombs!Do they feel that their family is strong?snort!The birthday star is slick, and he only picks the best ones to say, and those gods must say something worse behind their backs!

Having said all that needs to be said, Shou Xing asked timidly: "Minister, look, I have explained everything that needs to be explained, can I... can go?"

Tang Seng suddenly showed a bright smile, "En! Okay! You go back! Thank you for your cooperation. When I return to Heaven, I will definitely visit you."

Shou Xing was terrified by Tang Seng's smile, "Minister, I'm facing you..."

"Well, I know. I didn't say anything! Go back to work! Don't delay your work because of me."

Shou Xing tremblingly led Bai Lu away, and after he left, Tang Seng lowered his face, "Now I know I'm afraid, what did I do earlier!"

Sun Wukong asked: "Master, what shall we do next?"

Tang Seng tugged at the front of his clothes and smoothed the wrinkles on his body. He gritted his teeth and said, "Go on to the west! Hurry up and get the scriptures. When I return to the Heavenly Court, I must do a good business assessment!"