[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Hong Haier is not interested in the female monster's bankruptcy plan proposed by Tang Seng.

"I am a majestic Holy Infant King, if I eat and drink too much during the banquet, won't the female monster laugh at me? Master, you have to find Uncle Pig to do this job, I can't do it!"

Tang Seng was dissatisfied, "Don't describe yourself as Mr. Pian Pianjia! Your appetite is no smaller than your Uncle Pig! You go around your Uncle Sha every day. If you have nothing to do, I beg your Uncle Sha to hunt hares for you. Tell me How do you look like a king? I have never seen such a gluttonous king like you!"

The red boy pouted and said, "That's different. Uncle Sha and Master are nice people, and the food you cook is delicious. That female fairy is treacherous and cunning at first sight, so her food must be terrible!"

Tang Seng: ... wanted to scold you, but I was a little bit reluctant, after all, you praised me.

He dug out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone from his luggage, wrote a letter and handed it to Hong Haier, "You will pretend to be angry and run out later, and then hand the letter to your Uncle Sun, so that your Uncle Pig can come over for dinner."

Red Boy stuffed the letter into his bosom and said with a smile, "Master, don't worry! I will definitely deliver the letter!"

After receiving the order, Honghaier jumped and walked out.When he was going out, he met Mrs. Diyong, and Mrs. Diyong asked, "Where is the little hero going? Why don't you rest with the elders?"

Red Boy's eyes were red, he sniffed lightly, there was grievance, anger, and unwillingness in his eyes.He hoarsely shouted at his wife: "Who wants you to care! You vixen who seduced my master!"

After shouting, the red boy ran away angrily. Mrs. Diyong touched her face, "This kid is talking nonsense, I am not a vixen! Besides, how dare I seduce Elder Tang! Who is sitting next to him as if I am not a vixen?" do you know?"

Flicking his sleeves, Mrs. Diyong went to the back kitchen.Honghaier left the bottomless pit, and before he had gone far, Monkey King jumped down from a tree to stop him.

"Uncle! You haven't gone far!"

Sun Wukong said: "How can a disciple leave the master aside? The master made a joke, how can we take it seriously. What about you? Why don't you run out with your master?"

Red Boy took out the letter and handed it to Sun Wukong, "Please look at it, old man! Master is determined to eat up that female monster. Such a difficult task requires Uncle Pig to do it!"

Little Bailong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also jumped down from the tree. After reading the letter, Zhu Bajie rubbed his stomach and said with a smile: "Master still loves me. Senior brothers, Brother Sha, my old pig will go to enjoy the blessing first." La! Get busy!"

After Zhu Bajie left, Red Boy put his arms around Sun Wukong's arm and put his feet on his feet to read Tang Seng's letter.

"Uncle, what did the master write in the letter? Let me see it soon?"

Sun Wukong handed the letter to Honghaier, "Master said, that female goblin doesn't look like a good thing, let's try her."

Holding the letter, Hong Haier read it and said, "So what if you try it out? She is the goddaughter of King Tota! Is Master going to have a falling out with King Tota and Nezha?"

"A son is not a daughter, who is afraid of her!" Sun Wukong tugged at the red boy's pigtail, "Go! Change your body, change your clothes, dress up... more delicious, if you let the goblin see it, you will want to eat you !"

Red Boy frowned, delicious?How delicious?

On the other hand, Zhu Bajie went to the bottomless pit and was warmly welcomed by Mrs. Diyong.Zhu Bajie came at the right time, and the food was ready.There are meat and vegetables on the dinner table, and the color, fragrance and taste are delicious, which makes people's index fingers move.

Tang Seng and the others didn't drink alcohol or eat meat. Mrs. Diyong didn't persuade them to drink, but just added vegetables to let them eat more.

Tang Seng and Yang Jian just picked up a few chopsticks and stopped moving. Mrs. Diyong asked: "Elder? But is the food not to your taste?"

Tang Seng just smiled and didn't speak.Mrs. Diyong said apologetically, "I'm really sorry. Elder, I've made you feel wronged because of the remoteness of my place."

Zhu Bajie looked at the food on the table, not to mention all kinds of fresh vegetables and fruits, there are also a lot of delicacies from mountains and seas, if this is a grievance, then he would rather be wronged every day.

Regarding Mrs. Diyong's apology, Tang Seng just shook his head, "The things are pretty good, but the workmanship is a bit rough."

Zhu Bajie asked: "Master, have you all stopped eating?"

Tang Seng nodded, Zhu Bajie opened his mouth and sucked, and he sucked all the vegetables on the table into his mouth.After finishing the food, Zhu Bajie babbled, "I'm not full."

Mrs. Diyong hurriedly said: "Elder Zhu, wait a moment, there are still dishes in the kitchen!" She called the little demon, "Go and make vegetarian food for Elder Zhu! Hurry up!"

The little demons set fire to stir-fry vegetables, and after a while they served a table of vegetarian dishes, and the little demons steamed buns to make pancakes, which they hurriedly brought to Zhu Bajie.

This time Zhu Bajie ate a little slower, but he commented while eating, "This one is a bit bland, and this steamed bun is not cooked. Well, the rice stems are fried well, but they are too old."

The smile on Mrs. Diyong's face could no longer be held. This Zhu Bajie is really hypocritical, he picks and chooses. Didn't he eat all the food on the table?Besides, they are entertaining the elders of Tang Dynasty, who wants to take care of this.

Zhu Bajie eats a lot. After eating, he added three more tables to this table. By the time he was full, it was already late at night.

After dinner, Mrs. Diyong arranged for everyone to stay.She returned to her bedroom exhausted and poured herself a cup of tea.This Elder Tang is really hard to please, even a basketful of good words is useless.And that annoying Zhu Bajie, having a meal with him is more tiring than fighting.

Putting down the teacup and lying on the bed, Mrs. Diyong was just about to fall asleep when the little demon who was serving her ran in.

"Ma'am! Elder Tang said there are bugs in the guest room!"

Mrs. Diyong was furious, "Didn't I tell you to clean the guest room? Why are there still bugs?"

The little goblin cried and said, "Maybe...maybe it's because the cave is too deep and the humidity is too heavy, so bugs are attracted."

Mrs. Diyong held back her breath and said, "Don't cry! Useless things, go and have a look with me!"

After going to the guest room, Tang Seng and Yang Jian sat at the table and waited. Mrs. Diyong led someone to clean the guest room again.

Looking at the dead insects on the ground, Mrs. Diyong apologized to Tang Seng, "Elder Tang, I'm really sorry, I didn't treat you well. Don't be angry!"

Tang Seng smiled kindly, "It's okay, there are bugs even in the inner courtyard of the palace, don't worry about it, madam."

After Tang Seng settled down, Mrs. Diyong went back.Just after falling asleep again, Mrs. Diyong was woken up again.

"What's the matter!" Mrs. Diyong asked her subordinate Xiao Yao.

"The walls in the guest room have leaked for some reason, and Elder Tang's bed was wet."

Mrs. Diyong scolded: "Isn't it just that the quilt is wet? It's fine if the person is not dead!"

The little demon said aggrievedly: "Although that's the case, madam should go and appease you! It won't make Elder Tang feel uncomfortable."

"It's up to you to say that!"

Angrily ran to the guest room, a little demon stopped at the door. "Ma'am, the wall has been finished. Elder Tang said that it is enough to change the quilt. I want you to have a good rest, so you don't need to come here."

Mrs. Diyong gritted her teeth, she forced a smile and said, "It's good that Elder Tang doesn't blame you, you take good care of the elders, you understand?"

"Yes, ma'am!"

Back in the bedroom, Mrs. Di Chung didn't sleep anymore, she just sat at the table and waited to see what else Tang Seng could do.

The night was quiet until dawn, Tang Seng did not cause any trouble.In the early morning of the next day, Mrs. Diyong told the little demons to get ready for breakfast.This breakfast was eaten all day, and breakfast was eaten together with lunch and dinner.Zhu Bajie showed everyone his unusual stomach. He ate from day to night. Tang Seng and Yang Jian didn't leave the table when they were full, and Mrs. Diyong could only accompany him.

After sitting with her for a whole day, Mrs. Diyong became stiff from sitting.

Physical exhaustion is nothing, but spiritual wounds are the most difficult to heal.A Zhu Bajie came, and all the vegetables in the cave were eaten up, not even much rice and noodles left.You must know that Mrs. Diyong loves to stock up on food, and the rice noodles in the cave are enough for more than 20 people to feed for three years.Looking at the empty granary, Mrs. Diyong felt that her heart was bleeding.

Tang Seng felt that as long as Zhu Bajie was around, they didn't need to do other things at all.

It's so delicious!Seeing Zhu Bajie eating, Tang Seng felt that he had treated Bajie badly all these years, and Bajie must not have eaten enough before.

After staying in the bottomless pit for a few days, Zhu Bajie made Mrs. Diyong feel a little trance.

She hates herself very much now, why did she invite Tang Seng to her cave in the first place?If she is given another chance, she will definitely move and never meet Tang Seng again.

Another day was over, and Mrs. Diyong was leaning on the bed with a sleepy look.

The little demon who was waiting on her body gently beat her leg, "Ma'am, when will Tang Priest be able to leave? They only stayed for a few days, and you are quite emaciated!"

Mrs. Diyong sighed: "What can I do! I invited them to come over on my own initiative, how can I drive them away?"

The little demon said: "Ma'am, those three people have already fallen asleep. You have worked hard these days, and you haven't gone out to look for food for several days. Would you like to..."

"I'm too lazy to move. Where can I find good stuff in this big night?"

The little demon said obsequiously: "Ma'am, I have already made an inquiry for you. Two days ago, two young men with good features and young servants passed by the door of our cave. I heard that they were doing business at home. They planned to go to the Bhikkhu Kingdom. Look, experience and experience. Those are two fat and tender sheep! They look good and behave well, and even their servants are handsome and tender, you will like it."

Mrs. Diyong smiled and nodded the little demon's nose, "You are still filial, go and find out where they have gone, Madam, I will dress up and meet the two Pian Pianjia young masters."

Pulling her black and smooth hair into a bun, Mrs. Diyong took out a silver hairpin and inserted it obliquely into the bun.

The little demon entered the room and stood beside him with his hands down, Madam Diyong asked, "Have you found where they are?"

The little demon nodded with a smile, "It's just a hundred miles to the south. They walk slowly. They sleep in the woods tonight, which is convenient for Madam."

Mrs. Diyong smiled with satisfaction, "I'm leaving first, so I can take care of the house, and I will be back as soon as possible."

The evil wind swept up, and Mrs. Diyong went south. When she got there, she saw four people warming up in the forest.

There are two young and handsome sons, and two young servants. The young masters are indeed thin-skinned and tender, and the two young servants are also good-looking, but they look a little stronger.

However, being strong also has its advantages. It tastes chewy, and Mrs. Diyong doesn't mind the small flaw of the prey.

"Brother Wang, I'm going to use the toilet, do you want to go?" A young man asked.

"I won't go, Brother Bai Xian, hold the torch and watch your feet."

Mr. Bai took the torch and walked into the woods. Mrs. Diyong smiled, and Mr. Bai was left alone, which was exactly what she wanted.

He deliberately moved his hands and feet in the forest, and when Mr. Bai finished his convenience and walked back, no accident, he went the wrong way.

After walking for a long time without finding the way, Mr. Bai muttered, "Why did you go wrong?"

There was the sound of water in front, and Mr. Bai walked forward holding a torch.Pulling away the weeds and branches, there was a deep pool in front of me.

The moonlight is like water, and a slender woman is sitting by the Tan to take a bath.The water flow fiddled with by plain hands shattered a pool of moonlight, and the water droplets rolled down the smooth back and slowly fell into the pool water.

The white man opened his mouth wide, staring at the woman's smooth back in a daze.As if feeling the obsessive gaze of Mr. Bai, Mrs. Diyong turned her head and said with a smile, "Come here!"

Young Master Bai threw away the torch and walked over step by step.

The woman wrapped her clothes, revealing large patches of white snow on her neck and chest. She saw Mr. Bai standing still by the pool, so she hooked her hands at him, "Mr. Bai, come here!"

Young Master Bai hugged the woman into his arms blankly as if he had lost his mind.

The fish took the bait, Mrs. Diyong smiled triumphantly, she leaned into Mr. Bai's ear and said, "Master, thank you for coming, I'm hungry!"

After all, she opened her mouth and bit the young master Bai's neck fiercely!

Crack!Mr. Bai's neck was white without any trace, and the light blue blood vessels were faintly visible, but Mrs. Diyong's two front teeth fell to the ground.

Madam Diyong covered her mouth and shouted, "Who are you!"

Young Master Bai laughed and said, "Fairy! Aren't you hungry? You came to eat me!"

Mrs. Diyong was furious, "Unexpectedly, I was hunting wild geese, but I was pecked in the eyes by wild geese. Boy, don't you want to escape from my palm today!"

Ten fingers became claws, nails swelled, Mrs. Diyong stretched out her hand and scratched Mr. Bai's neck.

Young Master Bai jumped two steps back, raised his leg and kicked Mrs. Diyong's wrist.Mrs. Diyong withdrew her hand, pulled out a sword out of thin air, and slashed at Mr. Bai's ankle.

Young Master Bai didn't have a weapon in his hand, so he could only temporarily avoid the sharp edge.

Mrs. Diyong sneered, "Oh! Young master, you can't catch me with such a little ability!"

Young Master Bai smiled, "I underestimated you, but... I'm not alone either!"

As soon as the words were finished, Mr. Bai's companions suddenly appeared and surrounded Mrs. Diyong.

"Do you think a few more people can catch me? Daydreaming!"

Mrs. Diyong drew out another sword. Holding the sword in both hands, she glanced around, and finally went towards Mr. Bai.

Young Master Bai shouted: "Hey! Why are you rushing at me again? Do you think I'm a bully!"

Mrs. Diyong played a few swords, Mr. Bai was dazzled by the sword light, he involuntarily stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, Mrs. Diyong took the opportunity to fly out of Mr. Bai's and others' encirclement.

Flying in mid-air, Mrs. Diyong sighed a long time. She wanted to catch two mortals and beat them to the teeth, but unexpectedly encountered a few hard stubbles.This time, he didn't get any human flesh, which made him feel unlucky.

After being here for such a long time, Mrs. Di Chung flew back in a hurry, and before she could fly out of the woods, a rake was thrown over, directly smashing Mrs. Di Chung to the ground.

Zhu Bajie picked up the rake and pointed it at Mrs. Diyong. Yang Jian led Tang Seng and landed beside them. Tang Seng said, "Why do I feel that Bajie's rake is more powerful than before?"

Zhu Bajie smiled honestly, "I've been eating well recently, and I've made up for it!"

Mrs. Diyong spat out a mouthful of blood, all the tonics for him are mine!Eating me, drinking me, and beating me, is there any reason for this!

Mr. Bai and others also came over, and they recovered their real bodies. Mr. Bai was the little white dragon, Mr. Wang was the red boy, and the other two young men were transformed from Monkey King and Sha Wujing.

Seeing Sun Wukong and others, Mrs. Diyong knew that she had been cheated. She cried, "Elder Tang! Since you came, I have served you delicious food and drinks. How could you set up a trap to harm me!"

Tang Seng asked: "Come and tell me, how many people have you eaten?"

Mrs. Diyong cried: "Elder, please forgive me! I will never dare again!"

Tears rolled down her fair cheeks, Mrs. Diyong looked at Tang Seng pitifully, hoping to get his pity.

Tang Seng shook his head coldly, "Rules are rules, and there is a reason why you are not allowed to eat people. If you do not follow the rules, no matter who you are, you will be punished."

Mrs. Diyong said angrily: "What nonsense rules! You gods made it up to control us! I am a cannibal, but you arranged for your apprentice to deliberately frame me, how can you be aboveboard? You are... this is... ..."

"Fishing law enforcement." Tang Seng gave Mrs. Diyong a new vocabulary for popular science.

Mrs. Diyong was at a loss for words, "Anyway... anyway, you are not a good person!"

Tang Seng said helplessly: "I think Madam has misunderstood me. I have never said that I am a good person!"

At this moment, an auspicious cloud floated from the sky, and Nezha landed beside Tang Seng, "Brother Qiao, why are you calling me in such a hurry?"

Tang Seng pointed to Mrs. Diyong, "Your god-sister eats people, her bones are almost piling up into a mountain, you should take her away! You should know how to deal with it."

Whether it's his own sister or his god-sister, Mrs. Diyong has something to do with him. Nezha sighed and let Mrs. Diyong change back to her original form and jumped into his palm.

Before leaving, Nezha apologized to Tang Seng on behalf of his father, "Brother Qiao, I have caused you trouble. You know what my father looks like. This goblin deceived him with a little rhetoric. Wait until I go back. I will definitely talk to my father about it."

Tang Seng patted him on the shoulder, "These are trivial matters, and I won't take them to heart. Be more careful in the future!"

Nezha agreed, and returned to Heaven with his righteous sister.

After Nezha left, Sun Wukong touched Zhu Bajie's belly and smiled, "Bajie, I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you so fat?"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "He really ate up the Banshee's wealth. He didn't do anything else in the past few days. He ate from morning to night every day, and even added a supper in the middle of the night."

Tang Seng also said: "Now there is nothing to eat in the bottomless pit, and it all goes into Bajie's stomach."

While talking gossip, everyone walked towards the bottomless pit.On the way, everyone was talking and laughing, only Honghaier was unhappy.

Tang Seng put his arm around Hong Boy's shoulder and asked, "What's the matter? Master doesn't seem very happy to see you."

The red boy complained: "The old uncle made me more delicious, let me be a bait to hook the goblins to eat me. But I have become so white, why didn't I go out in the end, and Uncle Ao went instead!"

He put his arms around Tang Seng and complained, "Master, this old uncle is fooling me! He never entrusted me with the responsibility of seducing goblins!"

Sun Wukong grabbed his braid and laughed, "You want to hook up with a goblin before your hair grows? Good nephew, let's talk about it when you grow as tall as me!"

Tang Seng and the others talked and laughed and returned to the bottomless cave for a night. The little demon in the cave was handed over to the land and the mountain god, and Tang Seng and the others continued on their way.

After walking forward for another month, Tang Seng and others came to a city called Bhikkhu Kingdom.

As soon as they entered the city, Tang Seng and others felt that something was wrong. There was no one in the seemingly prosperous city.Sun Wukong flew into the air and looked forward. He turned over and jumped back to the ground and said to Tang Seng: "Master! The people in this city are all heading south, and the surrounding area is blocked. Qi, it seems that there are gods coming to the world over there."

Tang Seng nodded, "Let's go! Let's go and have a look too."

To the south is the inner courtyard of the imperial palace. The people in the city gather around the gate of the imperial city, paddling their feet and not knowing what they are looking at.

Xiao Bailong grabbed a man and asked: "Brother, what happened in the city? Why are everyone crowded here?"

The man said excitedly: "There are gods in the palace! We have all seen it!"

Suddenly there was noise in front, the man looked up, he pointed to the sky and shouted loudly: "Look! God! There are gods!"

Tang Seng and others also looked up to the sky, and Sha Wujing said to Tang Seng: "Master, it's the birthday star."

"Let's go over and say hello," Tang Seng said.

Monkey King just yelled, "Shou Xing, why are you here?"

Unexpectedly, when Shou Xing saw them, he rode a white deer and ran away quickly as if he had seen some beast.

Tang Seng said: "He has a problem, let's go after him!"

Sun Wukong turned somersault and stopped Shou Xing in the cloud, and Tang Seng and others followed closely.

Shou Xing smiled dryly when he saw Tang Seng and others, "So it's the minister, long time no see!"

Tang Seng also laughed, "I haven't seen you for so long, why do you run away as soon as you see me! Am I that scary?"

Shou Xing shook his head again and again, "No, no, I just... just didn't see you."

Monkey King said: "Who are you kidding! You heard me calling you, and you ran away on purpose!"

He felt itchy on the back of his head, so he raised his hand to scratch his head.Unexpectedly, as soon as he raised his hand, Shou Xing closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "Great Sage, be merciful!"

Monkey King frowned, "What do you mean? I won't hit you!"

When Shou Xing saw Sun Wukong covering the back of his head with his hand, he knew he had misunderstood. He smiled awkwardly, "Mr. Qiao and Dasheng don't take offense. It's just that there have been many rumors about you recently...so I misunderstood."