[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

If the apprentice has the same style, Tang Seng will definitely change a few new apprentices, clean and beautiful ones.

At this time, it was already daylight, and the front yard of the Taoist temple was turned into ruins, and the ground was covered with a thick layer of mud.Tang Seng squeezed his nose and moved forward, he shouted to his apprentices: "Red boy, apprentices, are you all right?"

Monkey King and the others supported each other to get up, "Master, we are fine."

Tang Seng sighed: "It's fine as long as it's okay! Hurry up and tie up the monster, and you guys go to wash up."

Sun Wukong and the others agreed, and Tang Seng complained to Yang Jian, "Why did I accept so many stupid apprentices? Put a tornado in the copper ball, thanks to their thinking."

He wanted to take a detour to the backyard to get a change of clothes for the apprentices, but just after taking two steps, he seemed to see a snow-white ghost in the corner of his eye.

"Oh my mother!" Tang Seng jumped up and lay on Yang Jian's back.

Yang Jian looked back, "Piranpo Bodhisattva."

This Bodhisattva is dressed in royal blue clothes, with silver hair coiled into a smooth bun, white skin and ruddy complexion.It's just a hale and hearty old lady, and I don't know why Tang Seng was frightened.

Pilanpo Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Minister Qiao, why did you suddenly give me a seniority?"

Tang Seng climbed down from Yang Jian's back in embarrassment, "You have always been an elder! I am of the same generation as your son, Xingguan Pleiades."

Yang Jian smiled and asked, "When did the Bodhisattva come? What's the matter here?"

The Bodhisattva said: "I came when you were throwing the iron ball. The old mother of Lishan went to see me, and when she passed by here, she found that the evil spirit was soaring. She pressed the head of the cloud to see that you, master and disciple, are suffering here. It just so happens that I have a magic weapon here. You can't control this kind of goblin, so you hurriedly called me over to help. But... I think you have handled it well, and it seems unnecessary for me to come here."

Tang Seng smiled and said: "What is the Bodhisattva saying? You can come to help, I am very grateful!" It means that the timing of your coming is very bad. Either you come early and collect all the monsters; We throw stink bombs.

Obviously capable of facing it head-on, he insisted on using a bunch of stinky balls to disgust monsters, and even made himself dirty.Tang Seng knows that his strategy is a bit wretched, and he knows that it doesn't matter if he is wretched, but it's embarrassing for others to see his wretchedness!

Yang Jian asked: "By the way, the Bodhisattva said that Li Shan's old mother passed by here, so what about her?"

"She didn't come, she is waiting in my ashram!" Bodhisattva lowered his head and thought for a while, and asked, "Mr. Qiao, can you give me this centipede spirit? I just need a floor sweeper."

Tang Seng pointed to the temple master, "That Taoist priest is the centipede spirit, right? If you need it, take it away! These few seem to be spider spirits. They are brothers and sisters with the centipede spirit. Do you want to take them away together?"

"No, the centipede spirit is on the right path of cultivation. Those spider spirits have harmed many people. I don't want to accept them."

Yang Jian made a magic formula, a cloud floated over the centipede's head, and there was a gust of light rain, and the mud on the centipede's body was washed away.

Pilan Po Bodhisattva thanked Yang Jian for his kindness, said goodbye to Tang Seng and others, and flew away with the centipede spirit.

The spider spirits were still taken away by the people of heaven, and what awaited them would be severe punishment.

Tang Seng led the apprentices who washed the incense and continued on the road.

"I'll ask you again! Who set off the tornado?"

It has been half a month since I left Huanghua Temple, Tang Seng asked about the tornado several times when he was free.

Sun Wukong and others pretended to be innocent and kept silent, for fear that Tang Seng would put the blame on themselves.The person who released the tornado has already made up his mind not to admit it, so he can't take it personally, not to mention that Tang Monk can curse people, Monkey King and the others are covered in mud, they still hold grudges!

Tang Seng pretended to lament, "Hey! The apprentice has grown up and is disobedient. Now he refuses to tell the truth. The cold wind hurts the teacher's heart!"

Hong Haier jumped out and said kindly: "Master, don't be angry! Uncles are disobedient, I am obedient, I am obedient."

Tang Seng put his arms around the red boy and said, "Good boy, you are still welcome!"

Sun Wukong secretly rolled his eyes, Red Boy is a little bull, he doesn't know who he is with, he is used to pretending to be cute in front of Tang Seng.

Tang Seng saw Sun Wukong's eyes, and shouted unreasonably: "Why are you rolling your eyes? It's you! You! You know how to anger your teacher and father every day, and don't know how to share my worries! I just hurt the red boy a little bit more, You gossip behind your back!"

Yang Jian squeezed Tang Seng's face, "Stop making trouble! It's been so long, why do you still miss the tornado?"

Tang Seng said innocently: "Maybe I've been too free lately? Besides, I'm the master! Who dares to say anything if I'm overbearing!"

Yang Jian sighed, and he waved Sun Wukong and the others to leave, "Go and play! Your master is convulsed, don't talk to him."

With the master's permission, Sun Wukong and the others cheered, dropped their luggage and ran away.

Tang Seng angrily picked up a bundle and hung it around Yang Jian's neck, "You drove the coolies away, you should carry these baggage!"

Yang Jian and Honghaier carried their luggage on their backs and followed Tang Seng to continue walking.

Walking to the front of the woods, there was a cry for help from afar. "Help! No one is there, please help me!"

Tang Seng and the others were worried that someone might be in danger, so they stepped up to save them.When I got to the front, I saw that it was a beautiful woman tied to a tree.Her moist eyes were full of panic, her fair face was rubbed with streaks of dust, she was leaning against a tree in disheveled clothes, and when she saw Tang Seng and the others approaching, she immediately shouted: "Elder! Elder, save me!"

Standing in front of the woman, Yang Jian touched his chin, "It turned out to be a monster."

The woman cried pitifully: "No! I'm not a monster! Elder, I'm a girl from a good family. I was taken away by bandits and thrown into this deep mountain. They...they still..."

Before she finished speaking, the woman was out of breath from crying.

Tang Seng found a tree branch and inserted it into the soil, and he untied the rope on the woman's feet.The woman thanked softly: "Thank you, elder."

Tang Seng put her feet on the tree branch, "Don't thank me first." He waved to Red Boy, "Come! Light a fire and roast her."

The woman screamed, "Elder! What are you doing, stop!"

Hong Haier thumped his nose, and sparks started to come out of his nostrils.The woman was so frightened that she tried everything, "Holy Monk, I was wrong, I admit that I am a monster. But Holy Monk, please listen to my explanation, I am just bored in the mountains, so I came out to find some mortals to amuse me, wait for me When I was happy, I let them out. Holy monk, I know I was wrong, please forgive me!"

Tang Seng held down the red boy and told him to wait, "So, you are a good monster who doesn't harm anyone!"

The banshee smiled obsequiously, "Holy Monk, you little demon dare not be humble. I'm not a good demon, but I'm not very bad either."

Tang Seng nodded, "All right! Trust you once."

The red boy breathed out fire and burned the rope, and the banshee kowtowed to thank Tang Monk before tidying up her clothes.She raised her head and asked timidly, "Is the holy monk the elder Tang Sanzang who came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land and went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Tang Seng smiled and said, "You know me?"

The banshee said: "Oh! Everyone knows Elder Tang's name. Besides, I have some fate with Elder Tang!"

Tang Seng asked: "I don't seem to have seen you before."

"Elder Tang, my adoptive father is Heavenly King Tota Li of the Heavenly Court, and my foster brother is General Nezha. I heard that you were Minister Qiao of the Heavenly Court in your previous life. Don't we have a destiny?"

Tang Seng was stunned, "That's really true."

The banshee snickered in her heart, if I hadn't recognized you, I would have tore the rope and ran away.

"Elder, are there only three of you? I heard that you still have a few apprentices!"

Tang Seng said indifferently: "They ran away because they were playful, and they chased after a while."

The banshee rolled her eyes and said softly, "Elder Tang, we are all relatives and friends. You have worked hard on the journey to learn the scriptures. If you don't mind, how about going to stay in the little demon's cave for two days?"

Tang Seng hesitated, "Isn't it convenient?"

The banshee said enthusiastically: "They are all relatives, what's the inconvenience! It's the little demon's good fortune to entertain you. It's like coming to your own home. You will have to live there for a year or so. If you Don't go! My foster father and foster brother will definitely blame me!"

"In this case... let's go!"

The banshee happily asked Tang Seng to go forward, and the red boy took the burden from Yang Jian's hand and unceremoniously pressed it on the banshee.

"Help us carry it."

The banshee smiled dryly, "Okay, okay!"

"You're pretty capable! I'll give you these too." Hong Haier pushed forward and put her own burden on the banshee.

The banshee forced a smile, she deliberately turned her face to the side, and made an aggrieved expression at Tang Seng, but Tang Seng didn't see it.

Tang Seng asked: "By the way, I still don't know your name?"

The banshee said: "A humble name is not worth mentioning. Others call me Mrs. Diyong, and the elders can call me whatever they want."

Tang Seng nodded, "Then call you Xiao Chung!"

"..." Mrs. Diyong forced a smile, "The elder calls me like that, it seems kind!"

When they arrived at the Bottomless Cave of the Zikong Mountain, the banshee hurriedly arranged for her subordinates to prepare a vegetarian meal.Tang Seng made a lot of requests in a jabbering manner. The water to be boiled should be from deep mountain springs, and only a few leaves of cabbage heart should be eaten for food. The food should not be too salty, too greasy, or too plain.

There were a lot of requests, Mrs. Diyong listened respectfully, and then immediately ordered the little demons under her command to do as Tang Seng said.Tang Seng nodded in satisfaction, and then let Mrs. Diyong go out.

Leaving the guest room, Mrs. Diyong's subordinates said dissatisfiedly: "Madam, who is that monk! Why are you being so polite to him?"

Mrs. Diyong said coldly: "You don't need to know who he is, you just need to remember that you must serve Tang Seng like Li Tianwang and Nezha tablets. As long as he is satisfied, my good life will come. If he doesn't Satisfied, none of you should think about it! Do you understand?"

The little demons bowed their heads tremblingly and said yes, and Mrs. Diyong nodded in satisfaction.

Tang Seng is the head of the personnel department of Tianting, if you make friends with him, maybe you will be able to go to heaven and become a god in the future!Thinking of this, Mrs. Diyong smiled complacently.

In the guest room, Hong Haier pouted and said, "Master, I hate that female fairy, when can we leave?"

Tang Seng shook his head, "Didn't we let us live for a year or so? Live well, when we eat the female monster and go bankrupt, we can continue on the road."