[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

It was getting late, and the Jinding Daxian entertained them to rest in the Yuzhen Temple for a night, so that they could recharge their spirits before going to Lingshan.

Early the next morning, Tang Seng and others passed through Lingyun Ferry, took off their mortal bodies, and went to the top of Lingshan Mountain.When we arrived at Daleiyin Temple, we were greeted by the Four King Kongs at the gate.

The Tathagata Buddha already knew that Tang Seng was coming, so he summoned eight Bodhisattvas, five hundred arhats, and three thousand Jiedi to line up in two rows, and passed down a golden decree to invite Tang Seng and others to come in.

Tang Seng and others adjusted their clothes and went into the hall to pay homage to the Buddha.Tang Seng and his apprentices walked in front, and Yang Jian and Hong Haier, the 'non-staff personnel', walked behind.

Solemnly and respectfully paid homage to the Buddha, Tang Seng said: "Tang Sanzang paid homage to the Buddha, and the disciple was ordered by the Emperor of Tang Dynasty to pray for the scriptures and save all sentient beings. I hope the Buddha will give the scriptures so that we can return to China to spread the Dharma as soon as possible."

The Buddha praised: "It's hard work, you have traveled thousands of miles to seek the scriptures, which shows your sincerity. Anuo, Kaye, you have opened a treasure house and passed the Tripitaka scriptures to Xuanzang!"

Anuo and Jiaye bowed to receive the decree. They took Tang Seng and others out of the main hall and walked through the garden full of fairy flowers and herbs. The two venerables took them to the treasure pavilion behind the Daleiyin Temple.

"Miscellaneous people are not allowed to enter the treasure pavilion, Yang Jian and Hong Haier are not Buddhist disciples, so you just wait outside the door!" Anuo spoke in a nonchalant manner, and his attitude was not very good.

Hong Haier immediately became dissatisfied, how could this man talk!The Buddha was very polite when he spoke just now, he was just a venerable, how could he speak to Grandpa Yang like this?

Tang Seng turned to Yang Jian and Honghaier and said, "Listen to your lord, just wait downstairs! We'll be down soon."

Yang Jian held Honghai'er's hand and said with a smile, "Okay, go get busy! Leave us alone."

The Tang monk and his disciples and two venerables entered the Baoge, which is as simple as its name, which refers to the attic with many treasures.

Kaye proudly introduced to Tang Seng and his disciples, "This floor is the Duobao Pavilion, which houses treasures from various places. The second floor is the Hongfa Pavilion, which contains some Buddhist exercises. The third floor is The Sutra Pavilion is also the important place of my Daleiyin Temple, and there are scriptures in it."

After going up to the third floor and pushing open the door of the Sutra Pavilion, Anuo and Jiaye counted the scriptures according to the red sign outside the cage, found all the scriptures of the Tripitaka, and put them all on the ground.

Diao Erlang was leaning on the door frame, and Anuo stretched out his hand to Tang Seng.

Sun Wukong asked, "What does your lord mean?"

"The scriptures should not be passed on lightly. Didn't you bring any treasure with you when you came from the rich eastern land?" Kaye asked.

Sun Wukong found it ridiculous, "Could it be that the two venerables have stayed in Daleiyin Temple for a long time and have never heard of our reputation? We have always been the only ones who care about other people's interests. As for other people, no one dares to ask for it from us." benefit!"

A Nuo pointed at Sun Wukong and said, "Don't mess around! Our Tripitaka is valuable! If you want to learn from it, show your sincerity, and if you don't want to learn from it, pull it away. We closed the Sutra Pavilion. Wherever you want to go, Just don't come to Lingshan!"

Gaye persuaded from the side: "Guys, it's not that we two deliberately made things difficult for you. Say a few honest words, and the good scriptures are passed on to others for free. What will future generations eat and drink? Monkey King, don't curl your lips and learn from the scriptures." When the great cause is over, you will definitely achieve a positive result. The money you spend now will be used on your apprentice in the future, what is this called? This is called not letting the fat water flow to outsiders!"

He leaned over mysteriously, "Use your brains again, this scripture will be sent back to Datang, do you want to collect money? The Tang Dynasty is rich and rich, and there are many rich people! If you pay a little now, you will get more rewards in the future." How much!"

Anuo said unhappily: "You tell them what to do! These truths are all up to them to understand. If they can't understand, no matter how thorough you are, they won't be able to understand."

Encouraged by the two venerables, Tang Seng seemed to compromise, "Apprentices, look through your luggage to see if you have any good things, and leave them for the two venerables."

Monkey King nodded in agreement, opened his bags and started looking for treasures.

Sun Wukong took out an alms bowl, "This is the purple gold alms bowl given by the Emperor of Tang Dynasty. We have never used it. Please accept it, two venerables."

A Nuo accepted it with satisfaction, "Emperor Tang is quite generous!"

Xiao Bailong took out a stone stained with green vegetable leaves, "This is a thousand-year-old ice cap, which is used to freeze vegetables. You can still use it after washing it."

Jiaye was a little disgusted, but for the sake of the Millennium Ice Soul, he didn't say anything.

Zhu Bajie took out a few pieces of silver, "This is the money I saved from my own house. It is usually hidden in the sole of my shoe, and my master doesn't even know about it."

Sha Wujing took out a few copper coins, "The last time I helped Master buy vegetables, I left these few copper coins."

Anuo and Jiaye curled their lips in disgust, "I don't want the broken silver and copper plates!" They like the smell of copper, but they don't like the smell of stinky feet in broken silver.

With the benefits, Anuo and Jiaye helped Tang Seng and others to install the scriptures.Before leaving, they went to say goodbye to the Buddha, and the Buddha let them go after saying a few polite words.

The Four King Kong held up Xiangyun and prepared to send them back to Datang.Tang Seng thanked the Four Great Vajras for their kindness, and flew back to the Tang Dynasty with his disciples, opened a dojo, and promoted Tripitaka Buddhism.

At Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, the Buddha asked Anuo and Jiaye, "You two... why do you want to take advantage of Tang Seng? If you ask for a favor today, he will always get it back a thousand times and a hundred times tomorrow."

Anuo spoke bluntly, "Buddha, Tang Sanzang is really hateful! How many troubles he caused on the way to learn the scriptures, the disciples just couldn't see it, so I made it difficult for him."

Kaye spoke more tactfully, "Buddha, Monk Tang lacks respect for our Buddhism, we just teach him a little lesson. Besides, it is a rule not to pass on the scriptures lightly, and there is no exception for him. Even if he wants to make trouble, find the place Come on, on our Lingshan, can he turn against the heavens?"

The Buddha shook his head and sighed, "You don't understand what happened. There is a shortage of people in the west. Sun Wukong made a big mistake in the Heavenly Palace, which happened to be cheap for us. At the beginning, I thought that Qiao Yu was a good player in training the employees of the Heavenly Court. He lent it to us, which made Qiao Yu a learner. Unexpectedly, our people always wanted to intervene according to their own ideas, which made the way of learning the scriptures like this...Speaking of it, we are also wrong. How does Qiao Yu teach? Apprentice, we shouldn't interfere."

Anuo and Jiaye agreed on the surface, but they still disagreed in their hearts.The Buddha knew that Anuo and the others had already determined that Qiao Yu was treacherous and hateful, and no matter how much he tried to persuade him, it would be of no avail, so he didn't say anything else.

The Tang monks and disciples who stayed in the Tang Dynasty preached Mahayana Buddhism every day. After their merits and virtues were completed, the Four King Kong took them back to Lingshan.

Coming to Lingshan again, Tang Seng felt much more relaxed.The Buddha wanted to confer titles on Sun Wukong, Tang Seng waved his hand at the Buddha, "Buddha, you are busy, I, Wujing, Yang Jian and Honghaier don't need to be conferred. You seal it first, we go out for a while, next time we don't know what to do It's time!"

The Buddha smiled, "Go! I know your mind is no longer here."

After leaving the main hall, Tang Seng and others declined the offer of the Four King Kongs to chat with them, and stayed in the back garden to enjoy the scenery.

Tang Seng pulled a flower up to the tip of his nose and sniffed it lightly. Red Boy looked around and whispered, "Master, there is no one else here!"

Tang Seng threw away the flowers and grinned, "Little ones! Here's your chance! Follow me to the Treasure Pavilion."

Putting down the gatekeeper, Tang Seng and the others slipped into the Duobao Pavilion.Yang Jian took out a three-pointed double-edged knife, smashed the door lock with one knife, and several people pushed the door into the house, ransacking Duobao Pavilion like a strong wind passing through the border.

Looking at the large package hanging on his shoulder and wrist, Sha Wujing asked worriedly: "Master, is it not good to take away so many things?"

Tang Seng was holding up a jasper bottle to appreciate the sunlight, "What's wrong? This is the teacher's labor fee! Besides, Anuo and Jiaye also took our purple gold bowl and ice cap! Don't be rude!"

Yang Jian smiled and said: "Wujing, don't listen to your master's nonsense! The Buddha asked your master to come over to help, and you must show it when you are done helping. The Buddha already knows that we are here, otherwise you think the door of Duobao Pavilion is so easy to open. ?"

After hearing Yang Jian's explanation, Sha Wujing felt more at ease.

After the three Sun Wukongs were sealed off, Anuo and Jiaye stumbled into the palace.

Anuo shouted in panic: "Buddha, it's not good! Tang Sanzang is so courageous that he ransacked Duobao Pavilion!"

Kaye took out a letter, "Now there is only a purple gold bowl and a thousand-year-old ice soul left in the Duobao Pavilion, which are left by Tang Sanzang after exchanging scriptures. All other treasures are gone!"

The Buddha calmly opened the letter and looked at it. The content of the letter is roughly like this.

Hello Buddha, I have taken some of your treasures as a reward for hiring me.All right!I admit that some of mine are a little too much, but if the old ones don't go and the new ones don't come, I'll just pretend I made some contributions to your inventory.

oh!correct!My apprentices are still working under your command, and I don't know if doing so is good for their future.But I don't care anymore, they are yours now, you can do whatever you want, I don't mind.

Finally, I hope that you will make a lot of money in the future and make a lot of money.Fill up the inventory as soon as possible, remember to invite me to visit when the time comes!

After reading the letter, the Buddha laughed, "This Qiao Yu! Anuo, Jiaye, forget it! After this incident, you have a better memory, and no matter who you provoke, don't provoke Minister Qiao of the Heavenly Court."

The Buddha didn't pursue Qiao Yu's affairs, but the reputation of Qiao Yu and others was even louder.They even dared to snatch the Buddha's things, but they dare not do anything?

On the other side, Qiao Yu returned to Heaven after sending Red Boy back to Cuiping Mountain.The first thing I did when I arrived at the Heavenly Court was to change into the same fairy clothes with Yang Jian, and walked around the Heavenly Court for a few times holding hands, waving hello when I saw acquaintances.

The heavenly court was full of people, and the news of Minister Qiao's return spread throughout the heavenly court within a quarter of an hour.

Qiao Yu smiled triumphantly: My fellow immortals!I'm back to spread dog food to everyone!Do you miss our chicken-flavored, crunchy exclusive dog food!