[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The roast chicken and stewed vegetables have been stewed and soaked for a long time, and Liu Yanchang serves the chicken at night.Fearing that it would not be enough to eat, he also prepared a few home-cooked dishes.Before he could greet him, Xiaotiangou and Meishan brothers had consciously set up the dishes and stood by the table.

Xiaotiangou likes to eat roast chicken, but the Meishan brothers think that stewed vegetables are very good, and they go very well with wine.

After drinking and eating, Xiaotiangou lay down on the chair contentedly and sighed, "The roast chicken is so delicious!" He turned to look at Liu Yanchang, "You will still do this in the future, give me the chicken and the leftovers I don't eat The Meishan brothers and Ni Tianying eat, this is just right, not a waste at all."

The Meishan brothers refused to listen, and Meishan's sixth son had a lively personality. He strangled Xiaotiangou's neck, "Okay! Xiaotiangou, you are doing well now! How dare you say let us eat leftovers!"

Xiao Tiangou is not afraid of him, "Don't you like to eat chicken paws? This is what we call working together."

"Fuck your joint efforts! Come on, brothers!"

The Meishan brothers were very playful, some grabbed the dog's ears, some grabbed its legs, and some rubbed the dog's stomach.The roaring dog twisted and twisted but couldn't escape their clutches.

Liu Yanchang rushed over, "I'm coming too! Let go of my roar!"

A few people were afraid that they could not control their strength and hurt Liu Yanchang, so they let go of the Xiaotian dog.

The boss of Meishan joked: "Mr. Liu, you are too used to the roaring dog! It is so picky, you have to take good care of it!"

Liu Yanchang put his arms around Xiaotiangou's neck, "No! I love my family's Xiaoxiao, he is like the eldest son of my family!" He patted Xiaotiangou's dog's head, "Baby, come, Dad loves you."

Xiao Tianquan kicked his legs, the dog's face was full of disgust.

"Whose father are you?"

The Meishan brothers retreated three steps away, and Liu Yanchang saw Erlang God walking in a black robe.The wide sleeves float in the wind, as if to stir up the turbulent wind and clouds in the world.

The happy atmosphere just now dissipated without a trace, like a hallucination.Everyone is afraid to speak, how do you say that sentence?Yes, I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

"Whose father are you?" Erlang Shen repeated the question just now in his characteristic cold voice.

Liu Yanchang felt a cold slap on the face, he sniffed, and confessed aggrievedly, "I am not anyone's father..."

Erlang snorted coldly, shook his sleeves and left.

Xiao Tiangou asked: "Why did you provoke the master? The master is actually showing murderous looks at you! You must know that the master is still very good-tempered!"

Liu Yanchang said sadly: "You are his pet, of course you think he is fine! But he is not nice to me at all, the first time he saw me, he pointed the tip of a knife at my neck!"

The Mei Shan brothers persuaded: "Mr. Liu, don't be sad, it may be because you didn't make a good impression on the second master at the beginning, and the second master has always misunderstood you. After getting along for a long time, the second master will not treat you as his own." That's it. We'll say good things to you, too."

Liu Yanchang cupped his hands, "Thank you for your kindness. But I'm timid, I think it's better for me to go out and hide for a while."

Speaking of going out and hiding for a while, Liu Yanchang actually had nowhere to go.There is no one in my hometown, and I am alone when I go back.After much deliberation, Liu Yanchang decided to go to Huashan.Counting the days, Mrs. Ding was about to give birth, and he happened to go back to Huashan to have a look.

Xiao Tianquan sent him back to Huashan, he asked Xiao Tianquan to take the pickled carved plums to Xueying Palace, and he went to Ding's house with a small package.

The guard at the door still remembered Liu Yanchang, when he saw Liu Yanchang from a distance, he thought he had recognized the wrong person!

Until Liu Yanchang walked to the door and said to him: "Do you still remember me?"

The gatekeeper's eyes widened, and he turned around and ran into the mansion, "Come on! Come on! Mr. Liu is back! Come on! Come on!"

Liu Yanchang was startled, "Hey! Why are you running? Don't you know me! I'm not a bad person!"

After a while, the whole Ding's mansion became lively, and Ding Da led his family to greet him quickly.

Ding Da put his arms around Liu Yanchang's shoulder and patted hard, "Where have you been these past few months? I was going to write to you, but then I remembered that when you left, I forgot to ask for your address. I wrote I don’t even know where to send the letter.”

Liu Yanchang smirked, "I went to the blessed land of the gods, the distant Penglai fairyland. Letters from the mortal world cannot be sent there."

Ding was dissatisfied, "You are the only one who can go to the blessed land of immortals? I didn't expect scholars to boast about it. Hurry up and get in the house! I will cleanse you up!"

Entering the front hall of the main courtyard, Ding Da and Liu Yanchang chatted about the current situation.Liu Yanchang asked: "Did my sister-in-law give birth? I came here specially to see my little nephew." He presented a beautifully carved gold collar, "This is a gift for the child."

Ding Da took the golden lock and smiled happily, "You are right to come back at this time! My precious son will be full moon tomorrow! You just come to drink the full moon wine!"

"Where's the kid? Can I go and see?"

Ding Da ordered his servants, "Go! Bring the young master here!"

"Don't mind! The child is still young, it's so cold outside, what should I do if it freezes?"

Ding Da said proudly: "My son is in the back room! He is asleep now, otherwise I would hold him every day and would not let him go."

"You can take it easy! Don't be spoiled by you, a good boy!"

The nanny carried the child over, and Liu Yanchang took it carefully.The child who is about to be full moon is white and tender, with closed eyes and long eyelashes.The two small hands are held together, and the small fists are tightly clenched, which is very cute.

Liu Yanchang couldn't help saying, "It's so cute!"

Ding Da was quite proud, "That's right, my son is with me! Isn't he very handsome!"

Liu Yanchang didn't hit him, "Yes, your son is up to you, he looks much better than you!"

Ding Da likes to hear such praises for his son.Liu Yanchang handed the child to the nanny, and asked her to take the child back and let the child sleep soundly on the bed.

Ding Da held the tea bowl and imagined the future of his son with Liu Yanchang, "I have already thought about it, I must give my son the best life. Needless to say, eating and drinking. When he is three or four years old, you should not go outside. Come back and enlighten my son. Try to let him go to Beijing to rush for the exam at the age of sixteen or seventeen, and give me a champion in the exam. At that time, the high officials in the capital will rush to marry their daughter into our Ding family. Maybe The emperor is going to marry the princess to him! Now that I have fame and a beautiful wife, I will feel relieved at that time!"

Liu Yanchang sighed, "You haven't done anything recently, are you dreaming at home every day?"

Ding Da giggled, "Just think about it, and it's not breaking the law."

The two laughed and chattered for a while, Ding Da suddenly straightened his expression, "At that time, I was going to make a big fuss in Notre Dame Palace, thank you for stopping me. At that time, I expanded the scale of Notre Dame Palace in order to make amends. Now that I gave birth to a son, I also It's time to go to Notre Dame's Palace to fulfill my vow. I plan to go after my son's full moon banquet is over, will you go?"

Liu Yanchang thought for a while, "Sure! I'll accompany you and sister-in-law."

Ding Da sighed, "Your sister-in-law can't go. After all, she is too old. She was injured when she gave birth to her son. Now she takes medicine every day, and she doesn't know when she will recover."

Liu Yanchang nodded silently. When he decided to go to the Palace of the Holy Mother, he would ask the Holy Mother to see if she had any good medicine for curing the disease.But speaking of curing all diseases, did Sanshengmu give him a box of tea?

"Brother Ding, I suddenly remembered something, go back as soon as you go."

Liu Yanchang ran away, and Ding Da shouted from behind: "Why are you going? I even prepared a reception banquet for you! When will you be back?"

"Don't worry, I will definitely be back before dinner!"

After running out of the Ding Mansion, Liu Yanchang went straight to Notre Dame Palace.

After lighting the three incense sticks, Liu Yanchang closed his eyes and meditated in his heart, calling out to the Three Holy Mothers, calling on the Three Holy Mothers.

"Okay! You came to Huashan, and you didn't come to Xueying Palace to see me first."

As soon as Liu Yanchang opened his eyes, he had already appeared in Xueying Palace, and the Third Holy Mother was looking at him with a smile.

"Hey! What's the relationship between us, we can meet whenever we want. And we have the same mind, we don't need to meet!"

Xiaotiangou lay on the couch and said chillingly: "Shen Yan, be careful that your words are heard by my master."

Liu Yanchang immediately faltered. He shrugged his shoulders and said in a low voice, "Do you think I'm afraid of him?"

San ShengMu asked, "Did you quarrel with my second brother again?"

Liu Yanchang said rather sadly: "Can we two quarrel? I am like a quail in front of him, how dare I choke with him? I don't know what happened these two days, he always appears in front of me suddenly , talking still chilly."

"Did you offend my second brother?"

Liu Yanchang said: "Why do you say the same thing as Xiao Tiangou? Am I the kind of person who makes trouble for no reason in your eyes?"

Sanshengmu smiled and said: "You have a good personality, but your mouth is too bad!" The implication is that Erlang God will never tease him first.

"To your brother! I won't be with you!" Liu Yanchang sat down and poured himself a cup of tea, "Xiaotiangou, can you do me a favor? It was given to me by the Three Holy Mothers, and it can cure all diseases of ordinary people. Can you come and help me get the tea back?"

The Holy Mother asked, "Is anyone sick?"

"Ding Da's wife hurt her body when she gave birth to her son. I want to give her some tea."

Sanshengmu said with a smile: "So it's Ding Da, don't bother Xiao Tiangou to run so far, I still have some tea, you can use it!"

Liu Yanchang cupped his hands in thanks, "That would be great, thank you San Shengmu. In two days, Ding Hui will bring his son to Notre Dame's Palace to fulfill his wish, and then ask him to donate more incense money to you."

Back in Ding's mansion, Liu Yanchang asked Ding Da to take the small handful of immortal tea leaves he begged for for Mrs. Ding.Liu Yanchang said that he begged for this sacred tea from the Palace of Notre Dame.

Ding Da was skeptical of Liu Yanchang's words, but drinking some tea would do no harm to Mrs. Ding.Besides, the tea smells really good. Holding the teacup, he smelled the refreshing tea fragrance, wishing he could drink the tea himself.

Madam Ding drank the tea and immediately felt refreshed.It seems that the stones hanging on the body have been removed, and the body is much lighter, and even the mind has become extremely clear.

"It's really a fairy medicine, I think I'm all right."

Liu Yanchang nodded, "It's good if it works. But brother Ding and sister-in-law, please don't tell others about the tea, otherwise there will be too many people going to the Holy Mother's Temple to ask for the elixir. If they can't get the elixir, they will resent the Three Holy Mothers." ?”

Ding Dalian repeatedly assured, "Don't worry, your sister-in-law and I will never talk about it."

The author has something to say: Liu Yanchang: I am a good person, a person of noble character, and a person who has escaped vulgar interests.I don't have many good things to say, my brother in society.Believe me I'm right!

Erlang God: Hehe