[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng forbade Sun Wukong, Xiaobailong and Zhu Bajie to break the precepts, so only Sha Wujing, a lay disciple, and the demon king were on the wine table to exchange cups.

This monster who occupies the mountain as the king knows how to enjoy. There are delicacies from mountains and seas, delicious wine and delicacies on the table, some things that even the mortal emperors have never seen.Some of the mountain spirits and tree monsters in the cave can play the piano and some can sing.

At the banquet, a dryad with an enchanting dancing posture twisted her slender waist and straddled the monster.

The next scene was a bit indescribable, the banshee hugged the demon king and began to cuddle.Tang Seng took the excuse of convenience, and dragged Honghaier away by the way.

Hong Haier was staring at the demon king flirting with the banshee with wide eyes, when he was suddenly called away by Tang Seng, he was a little unhappy. "Master, how old are you, do you need someone to accompany you when you go?"

Tang Seng tugged at his pigtails, "Stop talking nonsense! Those are not suitable for children, you are not allowed to watch them!"

Reluctantly, Hong Haier followed Tang Seng out for a walk.Going out to enjoy the air, Tang Seng calculated that it was almost time, and went in again with Hong Boy.

There are many side roads in the monster cave. Tang Seng saw a side road guarded by many little monsters, so he led Honghaier to that side.

"Stop! What are you doing here?" the little demon asked.

Tang Seng felt baffled, "We are going back to the banquet!"

The little demon said: "Go to the banquet hall and go straight to the right, not this way!"

Tang Seng said apologetically: "I'm sorry, there are too many forks in the cave, I'm confused."

He led Honghaier to the right, and seeing that there were no little monsters nearby, Tang Seng squatted down and leaned into Honghaier's ear and said, "Do you know the invisibility technique? Let's go to that side road and have a look."

Hong Haier nodded with a smile, he put invisibility on himself and Tang Seng.The two walked past the little monster carefully, and walked lightly to the room at the end of the fork.

Red Boy dragged Tang Seng through the door. This place was like a warehouse, with wooden boxes of different sizes placed on rows of wooden shelves.

"Master! Are we here to steal something?"

Looking at the red boy's shining eyes, Tang Seng was quite speechless. This kid has a sweet love for stealing, smashing and smashing.

"No! There are heavy guards here. I was curious, so I came in and took a look."

If you don't steal something, it's a treasure hunt, and Hong Haier rummages around in high spirits.

Tang Seng instructed: "Be careful when turning over things, there may be traps. Put the things that have been moved back to their original places, so that no one will find them."

"Understood, Master!"

Tang Seng let Red Boy go hunting for treasure, and went deep into the cave by himself.Passing through the rows of shelves, there is a pile of tattered clothes in the front corner.

Tang Seng squatted down and looked around, and the red boy ran over and said, "Master, let's go! This room is just a place to pretend to be broken. Guess what's in those boxes? It's full of teeth-marked balls, and the gold has turned black." Collars, and ordinary big rocks! This monster is too nostalgic! He saved all the used things as treasures!"

Tang Seng smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll look for it later."

Hong Haier squatted down and rummaged with him. The clothes were tattered and smelly.When the red boy covered his nose and lifted up a torn sock with his fingers, a white circle fell to the ground with a clang.

Hong Haier was very excited, "Oh my god! Master! We hit the big luck!"

Tang Seng took out a handkerchief and wrapped the white circle, "Get rich! This monster hides things in the same place as old men and women in the world, stuffing valuables into the rags!"

Hong Haier conjured up a false circle, tied it up with a torn sock and stuffed it into the pile of clothes as before.He and Tang Seng returned the same way without disturbing anyone.

Back at the banquet, the monster was already drunk, and he asked with his tongue out, "How did the holy monk... go, go for so long?"

Tang Seng pulled the red boy out as a shield, "The child is playful and wandered outside for a while."

The monster didn't become suspicious, he just listened to it, he picked up the wine glass and continued to drink with Sha Wujing.

This meal lasted until midnight, Sha Wujing and the monster were already drunk, and even Tang Seng was so sleepy that he yawned.The little jacket in the cave helped the demon king back to rest, and Tang Seng and others also went to the guest room.

The rooms are lit with incense, and the beds are soft and warm.Maybe it was because he was too tired from the journey, and he had a lot of trouble at night. After washing, Tang Seng lay on the bed and fell asleep after touching the pillow.

After a sleepy night, it was Xiao Bailong who woke Tang Seng up the next morning.

Rubbing his sore neck, Tang Seng sighed: "The high bed has soft pillows, why do I feel more tired than sleeping in a tent?"

Xiao Bailong said: "Master, it has nothing to do with the bed, it's a problem with the incense in the room."

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows, "How did you find out?"

"We also have this kind of incense in the Dragon Palace. I smelled the fragrance last night and felt familiar. When I figured out the way of this incense, you have already passed out."

Tang Seng analyzed: "It seems that the monster wants to stun us, and do something while we are asleep... What did he do last night?"

"He is very strange. I thought he would seek money and kill himself! As a result, he just packed up his things and fled in the dark. Master, the elder brother is fast on his feet and good at changing. He has already secretly followed the monster. Now we Let's go, follow the mark left by the elder brother, we will soon catch up with them!"

Tang Seng nodded and quickly put on his shoes and socks.The little goblins in the cave didn't know that their king had abandoned them and ran away. Tang Seng left Sha Wujing and Honghaier behind and asked them to take care of the little goblins in the cave so that they wouldn't make trouble.

Xiaobailong and Zhu Bajie took Tang Seng and flew northward following the mark left by Monkey King.Zhu Bajie smiled and said: "There is only one bad thing about learning scriptures, you can't fly directly to the west! If you can fly there with Master, tsk tsk, it's very beautiful to think about!"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "I want to save trouble! Next time, you can discuss with the Bodhisattva and see what he has to say."

After flying forward for three hours, Xiaobailong and Zhu Bajie led Tang Seng and landed on the branch of a big tree.

The monster might be tired from walking, so he found a flat place and lay there basking in the sun.

Sun Wukong jumped up to the tree and said to Tang Seng: "Master, my grandson is waiting for you to come! Let's jump down together to frighten the monster. After a while, the fight will start, just watch it, and let my grandson show off his skills." ?”

Tang Seng smiled and agreed, Sun Wukong waved his hand, Tang Seng and the others jumped in front of the monster.

"Monster! Where to go!"

The monster jumped up from the ground, "You lingering monks! Are you here to seek death?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Good grandson, your grandpa is afraid that you will get lost, so he came to look for you!"

The monster didn't want to talk to him at all, he looked straight at Tang Seng, "Elder Tang, I'll treat you with good food and drink, what kind of enmity do you have with me, you have to keep an eye on me when I go out!"

Tang Seng said: "Heavenly Court has its rules. Don't you know why I came to you?"

Tang Seng broke through the window paper, and the monster didn't pretend to be stupid anymore, "It seems that Minister Qiao is going to arrest me and go to heaven."

"That's right!"

The monster sneered: "You want to catch me! Then we have to see if Minister Qiao, who was reincarnated as a mortal, has the ability!"

The monster holds a long knife horizontally in his left hand, and holds his precious circle in his right hand.Sun Wukong looked at it and laughed, "What a monster! Your grandpa also has a circle, and today I will let you see it too!"

Sun Wukong raised his hand, and a bright white circle circled around his finger.

The monster turned pale in shock, "It's the same as mine!" He realized that Monkey King might have stolen his magic weapon, so he quickly tried it with the white circle.

As expected, the white circle in the monster's hand didn't even confiscate the hair.

Sun Wukong was proud now, he smiled and said: "Good grandson! Who did you think was the dancer who gave you a toast yesterday? It's your great grandpa!"

Thinking that the banshee I touched for a long time yesterday was actually a hairy monkey, the face of the monster turned green.

Tang Seng coughed twice, standing behind Sun Wukong and said in a low voice: "Oh Wukong! You should keep a low profile. It's nothing to brag about becoming a female monster!"

Sun Wukong said indifferently: "Master, look at the face of the monster, it is obvious that he is at a disadvantage! Why should I be embarrassed!"

Thinking of last night when Wukong changed into a female goblin sitting on the monster's lap and cuddling, Tang Seng hypnotized himself in his heart. My apprentice and the monster have a pure and sincere interest relationship!Um!That's it!I can't look at people with eyes!

The monster's magic weapon is not working, Monkey King happily raised the circle in his hand, wanting to try the power of the circle!

He yelled: "Take it!"

... There was silence, except for a gust of mountain wind, nothing happened, and the monster's penis was still in his hand.

Sun Wukong frowned, he shook the circle, and raised the circle again, "Take it for me!"

The gun in the monster's hand was still firmly held in his hand.

"Hahaha! Sun Wukong, you unlucky hairy monkey! Even if you stole the magic weapon, so what, you can't even use it!"

Sun Wu gritted his teeth, "I don't need to break the circle, I can still deal with you!"

Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong tugged on Sun Wukong's sleeve at the same time, "Apprentice/senior brother! Try this."

Seeing the two identical white circles handed up from the left and right sides, Monkey King stuttered, "Why, how...Master, Junior Brother, where did your two circles come from?"

Tang Seng said: "Red Boy and I found it in a warehouse."

Xiao Bailong said: "I sneaked into the monster's bedroom in the middle of the night and stole it..."

Sun Wukong put the awkward circle in front of him, looked at the three identical white circles, Tang Seng smiled dryly and said: "It seems...the way we master and apprentice do things is the same!"

Either it was a violent breakthrough, or it was abduction... It didn't look like something decent people could do!

Zhu Bajie smiled foolishly: "Hahaha, master and brothers are amazing! I slept soundly last night and didn't think about anything."

Sun Wu gave him a blank look, he took the circle from Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong's hands, and shook it at the monster.

The monster sat on the ground leisurely, "Don't bother, those two circles are fakes that I lured you into!"

Sun Wukong couldn't figure it out, "You know that my master and younger brother went to steal the white circle, and deliberately left two fake ones for them. But you don't know that I became the female goblin, and you didn't realize that I stole your things, then Logically speaking, my circle should be real!"

Without the magic weapon, the monster knew that he would be taken back to heaven, so he gave up struggling and simply lay down against the stone.

"Who knows who stole that damn circle! Maybe it's your other brothers!"

The monster gave up resistance, Tang Seng said: "Wukong, tie him up and send him to the Heavenly Court, please send him to the Jade Emperor!"

A white-haired old man wearing a Taoist robe suddenly descended from the sky, "Mr. Qiao, wait a minute!"

Tang Seng sighed, "When I heard you say "Wait a minute, I knew my movements were still too slow! Taishang Laojun, what are you doing here! Is it your boy again?"

Laojun smiled and said: "He is my cow. The boy who watched the cow stole a pill and fell asleep. This green cow is left unattended, so it is in the lower realm."

Seeing the old master, the monster lay on the ground and couldn't get up.It turned out that Qiao Yu didn't recognize who he was at all, and no one would pay attention to a mount...

Tang Seng sighed: "Old gentleman, don't dislike me for talking about my colleagues! Why can't your children and Niu'er stay in the sky? Are you treating them badly? The treatment of employees is very important! You If you don't know how to manage, then go to the HR department to listen to lectures and training!"

Taishang Laojun scolded with a smile: "Look at your insanity! You actually taught me a lesson!"

Sun Wukong said: "Old man! You can't look down on your boys and mounts. My master just said a few words of justice, and you are impatient!"

Zhu Bajie echoed: "That's right, that's right! Laojun, my master helped you catch the green bull who came down to earth without permission, so don't you have anything to say?"

Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "Sun Dasheng, Marshal Tianpeng, in exchange, let me tell you a piece of news! The news that there is a female monster who wants to keep you as a fool has spread all over the heaven! If you meet the gods in the heaven, you Be thick-skinned, and don't be unable to resist their jokes!"

Laojun waved his hand, the monster changed back to its original form, and Laojun flew to the sky on the green bull.

Xiao Bailong shouted: "Laojun! Don't go! Where is the real white circle!"

"That magic weapon is called the Vajra Bracelet. It was originally Laojun's property. He doesn't need to steal it. As long as he summons it, the Vajra Bracelet can return to its owner by itself."

Tang Seng looked back, "Brother! When did you come back!"

Yang Jian smiled and said: "I came here with Laojun. The monster's diamond bracelet was replaced by Laojun, and the diamond bracelet that Wukong stole is itself a fake made by Laojun."

Monkey King said loudly: "Master! Those are not important, didn't you promise us that you would warn Scorpion Spirit and Pleiades Star Officer to be stricter?"

Tang Seng said: "Yes! This matter is more important!" He grabbed Yang Jian by the collar, "How do you do things? Let me tell you, your official career with the Pleiades Star Officer is over!"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "I'm just eating your soft rice. What do I want to do in my official career? Don't worry! The rumors in the sky only mention Wukong and Bajie, and they have nothing to do with you."

Tang Seng was relieved when he heard this, and smoothed the wrinkles on Yang Jian's collar, "En! There is still room for redemption in the official careers of you and the Star Officer Pleiades."

Monkey King was not happy, "Master, you don't care about our life or death?"

"You have turned into a female goblin to seduce monsters. It's just a little gossip. What are you afraid of?" Tang Seng poured poisonous chicken soup on Monkey King and the others, "Let the gossip go with the wind! You have thicker skins, life is still I can survive!"

Sun Wukong curled his lips: Master and Master are both eldest sons!