[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Monkey King and the others did not cooperate. Tang Seng pointed at their noses and scolded: "How old are you four? If you are injured, you must be cured. Don't you understand?"

The red boy standing next to Tang Seng pouted and said seriously: "Master! It's about a man's dignity, this kind of thing can't be compromised!"

Tang Seng: "..."

'Snapped! Tang Seng chiseled the red boy's head, "You are only so old, you know what a fart!"

The red boy said unconvinced: "I'm over 300 years old, and I know everything! Huh! I'm just young, and I'm at a disadvantage. The difference between me and my uncle is only [-] years. If I look like him Old man, you will definitely not treat me like a child!"

Sun Wukong also chiseled the red boy's head, "Who do you think looks old!"

Hong Haier glared at him quietly, and finally held back his breath, and stopped talking.

Tang Seng dug out a jar of miso from the pots and pans, poured out the scorpion essence from the purple gold gourd, and threw it into the sauce jar.He handed the jar to Yang Jian, "I'm afraid that the officials who specialize in monster incidents can't deal with the poison of this scorpion. You take this to the Heavenly Court and hand it over to the Pleiades Star Officer to deal with it! It's just time to exchange some healing plasters and come back, Wukong." Their wounds are swollen."

Yang Jian felt strange, "It's fine for me to go for a trip, but isn't it always Wujing's job to go to heaven to run errands?"

Tang Seng smirked: "Because I don't want to see your attractive face for the time being!"

Sun Wukong and the others turned their backs and laughed secretly, Yang Jian said: "You guys! You have to pretend to be a little bit too! I can see you laughing!"

Tang Seng protected his apprentice, and he told Yang Jian, "Brother! You can scare this scorpion spirit for a while, and you should be stricter when you see the Pleiades Star Officer. Our apprentices are thin-skinned, please tolerate the children!"

Yang Jian shrugged, "You have seen their attitude, I can only do my best!"

"You have some snacks! The two of us were also arrested, don't you want to lose face?"

Yang Jian smiled, "Okay! I'll listen to you."

Tang Seng sent Yang Jian away with a wave of his hand. According to the old rules, they continued to walk west, and Yang Jian went to chase them after finishing his work.

Carrying the heavy luggage, Zhu Bajie said worriedly: "Master! We just laughed, Master won't be angry, right?"

Tang Seng said perfunctorily: "I don't know, I don't understand, I don't know..."

Zhu Bajie muttered in a low voice: "It's all because of Master's mercy. If it was before, I would have killed that scorpion spirit! I don't have to worry about her talking nonsense!"

Hong Haier sighed, "Uncle Pig, others are justifiable to worry about. What do you have to worry about? You are not very beautiful, and the monster even wants to accept you. Doesn't this prove that she has a problem with her taste? "

Sun Wukong laughed loudly when he heard this, "Good nephew! That's right!"

Hong Haier shook his head, "What is there to be happy about, old man? You are not more beautiful than Uncle Pig!"

Sun Wukong raised his hand to hit him, but Honghaier quickly hid behind Tang Seng.

Tang Seng smiled and put his arms around the white and tender child, "What's wrong with you? You said a lot of golden sentences today!"

Hong Haier smiled innocently and cutely: "Although the uncles are very capable, they are not very good at the relationship between men and women. I have more experience than them, so I can speak a few words."

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, "You little kid, do you know what the relationship between a man and a woman is?"

The red boy raised his head and said: "Since I was a child, I have never lacked female fairies to play with me! There are many female fairies crying and wanting to marry me, but I don't like them very much! I moved to Huoyun Cave, too. Because I don't want to let everyone down, I can only stay away from them, hoping they can forget me..."

Tang Seng and his apprentices: "Well..."

Tang Seng told Sun Wukong: "In the future, we must strengthen the education of the red boy. I am very worried that he will become a big carrot."

Monkey King nodded fiercely, "Master is right!"

Several people chatted and laughed and continued to go westward. Yang Jian got the ointment and asked Qingniao to take the medicine to Tang Seng, and healed Sun Wu and his injuries.But he did not return to the mortal world, neither he nor Tang Seng was in the sky, and there were some matters in the mansion and the personnel department that he needed to deal with.

Two days later, Tang Seng and others walked to the foot of a high mountain.There are jagged rocks in the mountains and narrow and rugged roads.The mountain road was really difficult to walk, and Tang Seng and others went all the way until dark but couldn't find a place to rest.

Sun Wukong flew into the air, set up an awning and looked forward, "Master, there is a decent family in front of him, he looks like a rich family."

Tang Seng kicked the stones on the side of the road, "This mountain is full of stones, no matter what you plant, you can't live. What kind of land rich man would be stupid to build a house in this mountain? You can't get out, you can't get in. It came. Don’t think about it, it must have been made by monsters or bandits to rob the road.”

Red Boy likes to fight, he jumped up and said: "Master! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go collect the monsters or bandits, and then occupy their caves for the night!"

Tang Seng snorted on the red boy's forehead, "You are the best! Let's go! Go ahead and have a look."

Over the hill, Honghaier grabbed Tang Seng's sleeve and led him to explore the big courtyard.

Pushing open the door mottled with vermilion paint, Tang Seng swept away the cobwebs on the door casually.Walking to the main room in the backyard, a skeleton lay flat on the bed.It seems that the owner's family died suddenly, and this big courtyard fell into disrepair.

Zhu Bajie looked here and there, "Master, I think this is an ordinary house, it doesn't look like a monster! Let's clean it up and stay here tonight!"

Tang Seng shook his head, "Forget it! I always feel like living here..."

"Hey! I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to live on from now on, you can save money to buy roads!"

"..." Seeing the big monster and little monster rushing into the room suddenly, Tang Seng said, "Don't you think this word is a bit... old-fashioned?"

The leading big monster shook his head, and the nose ring on his nose followed suit, "Is there any? What do other people usually say?"

"It's generally said... robbery! It's simpler and clearer."

The big monster changed his words without hesitation, "Okay! I'll rob! Hand over everything valuable!"

Monkey King asked: "I have given you all the valuables, will you let us go?"

"Of course!"

"I do not believe!"

The monster sneered, "In that case, I have no choice but to kill you!"

The monster held the gun, and raised the tip of the spear to stab at Monkey King!Sun Wukong raised his hand and swung it, the golden cudgel held it up, he jumped up and kicked the monster's face!

The monster retracted his gun and dodged the kick. He rolled his eyes, took out a shining white silver bracelet and threw it into the air.There was a flash of Huaguang, Sun Wukong was empty-handed, and the golden cudgel was trapped by the trap.

Monkey King was shocked, "What is this!"

The monster laughed and closed the circle, "Who am I, it turns out to be the Monkey King!"

Tang Seng asked: "You know us!"

The monster laughed, and returned the golden cudgel to Sun Wukong, "Who hasn't heard of the prestige of Monkey King? I know you, Monk Tang who went to the West to learn scriptures! You go! For the sake of Monkey King!" Come on, I won't embarrass you."

After saying this, the monster left with his little demons.

As soon as he walked out of the gate, the little demon who was walking beside the monster asked, "My lord, is the Monkey King very powerful? Why did you let them go?"

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is not scary, but the bald man next to him is scary!" He kicked the little demon's ass, "Don't ask so many questions, hurry up!"

Inside the room, Sun Wukong frowned, "Master, that white circle is really powerful! With such a good magic weapon, how could that monster let us go? I don't believe he is giving me face as the Monkey King!"

Sha Wujing said uncertainly: "And he seems to be running away."

Tang Seng rubbed his chin, "Maybe...he recognizes me? Leaving aside these things for now, the white circle looks familiar to me."

Xiao Bailong smiled and said: "Master has taken a fancy to his magic weapon, so he wants to take it for himself!"

Tang Seng said angrily: "You talk nonsense! How can you be such a person as a teacher?"

He corrected, "Remember it in the future, this kind of situation is called the magic weapon is destined for me! Do you understand?"

Xiao Bailong nodded again and again, "Understood! Forced fate, right!"

"Apprentice is so stupid!" Tang Seng muttered this in a low voice, turned his head and said to Sun Wukong, "I seem to have seen that white circle in the sky, but I don't quite remember whose magic weapon it is...Let's go to the monster's cave to see, If he is a god who came down to earth privately, I can't keep him. Heaven is not a fairy's back garden, come and go whenever you want. There are many capable people, and he is not bad!"

Tang Seng usually likes to play and make trouble, but suddenly he said these few words, which reminded Sun Wukong and the others that Master is not only a monk who learns scriptures, but also the head of the personnel department of the Heavenly Court.

Monkey King called to the Land of the Mountain God and found out the location of the monster's cave. Tang Seng and others went straight to the cave.

When they reached the entrance of the cave, Tang Seng and the others were stopped by monsters.

A few little demons followed the king to rob them just now. When they saw Tang Seng, they raised their knives and stopped him, "Our king has shown mercy and let you go. What are you guys doing here? Are you looking for death?"

Tang Seng said: "It's getting late, let's come to stay overnight!"

The little monsters guarding the gate laughed loudly, "Take a night? Are you a monk coming to stay with us? You are not crazy!"

Tang Seng pointed to Sun Wukong and said: "This is my great apprentice. If your king is willing to sell his face to him, you will naturally let us stay for one night! Don't be naughty, you guys, go in and report! I can't talk to you go!"

The little monster went in suspiciously to report, and the demon king sighed angrily, "Hey! I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, how did I provoke that evil star!"

The little demon asked: "My lord, are you referring to the Monkey King?"

The demon king shook his head, "Hmph! What is that monkey? I'm talking about that monkey's master, Monk Tang! In the sky, when his name is mentioned, everyone respects and fears it... Forget it! Tell you You can't understand it! Go clean the guest room, and I'll invite them in."

The demon king went out of the cave, and personally welcomed Tang Monk and the others into the cave.The goblins set up tables and set wine, and the goblins and tree monsters came out to sing and dance.

The demon king raised his glass and said, "Come, come! I am so honored that the Monkey King came to my cave! How about a drink together?"

Tang Seng waved his hand and pushed away the wine glass on the table, "The poor monk is a vegetarian and cannot drink alcohol. Let my lay disciple drink a glass instead!"

The monster was very reasonable, he took advantage of the opportunity and drank an extra glass with Sha Wujing, and Tang Seng's move of pushing away the wine glass did not make him angry.

Tang Seng gave Sun Wukong a wink, and the little white dragon asked tentatively: "My lord! Before I became a monk, I was the third prince of Yulong in Xihai. To be honest, I think I have seen many rare treasures, but yours It’s the first time I’ve seen such a powerful magic weapon! Could Your Majesty tell us about the origin of that circle?”

The demon king said with a smile: "The third prince was joking. I only have this magic weapon, and I usually want to hide it. The origin...it's not convenient to tell."

He thought to himself: It seems that Minister Qiao has already guessed who I am!Oops, Oops!I was caught back just after going down to the realm, what kind of luck am I!

Tang Seng said with a smile: "My apprentice is reckless, asking these things that shouldn't be asked, don't blame my lord!"

Tang Seng gritted his teeth in his heart: I don't care about my rude actions, I dare not tell the origin of the magic weapon, it's because the gods in the sky didn't escape!I have to put this shriveled brat who went down to earth without permission to heaven!

The demon king and Tang Seng looked at each other and smiled, and they thought at the same time in their hearts: Let's see how I can deal with you!