[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The three national teachers looked worried, they didn't say anything, just ate some wine and meat and left.

Yang Jian called his buddy and gave him a piece of silver.

"Second Brother, we are from other places, and it's the first time we come to Che Chi Country. Can you tell us about the customs and customs here?"

The clerk happily accepted the money, and he said with a smile, "You are asking me! I am a native householder, and I know everything about this city, big and small!"

Tang Seng smiled and pointed to the table next to him, "Then tell us, what are the backgrounds of those three just now?"

The man's face was a bit perplexed, he touched the silver ingot in his hand, gritted his teeth, and whispered beside Tang Seng, "The three of you just now are the current imperial teachers!"

Yang Jian laughed, as if he didn't quite believe it, "National teacher? Does the national teacher go out without an entourage? Besides, can the national teacher like your small restaurant?"

The man didn't like to hear this, he said excitedly: "Don't look down on our restaurant! Our restaurant is the most famous restaurant in the city, and our vinegar fish is also famous! The national teachers like our restaurant the most The vinegar fish, come here for a meal every now and then!"

Tang Seng asked: "Being a national teacher must have some housekeeping skills, right? Come and tell us about it!"

Seeing that Tang Seng and Yang Jian were only interested in the matter of the national teacher, the man simply told all about the national teacher.

"Twenty years ago, our Chechi country had a long drought and no rain, and there was no harvest in the fields. At that time, everyone from the king to the people on the street burned incense and prayed for rain from heaven."

Tang Seng asked: "Is it raining?"

The man shook his head, "Not a single drop! Seeing that everyone was about to starve to death, three national teachers descended from the sky. They begged for a heavy rain and saved tens of millions of people in Chechi Kingdom!"

"So god?"

The buddy nodded, "It's so amazing! The three national teachers are Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian. With them, our country will have good weather and good harvests for the people year after year! The three national teachers are Taoists. Since they When you become a national teacher, the status of Taoist priests is different!"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "It's understandable that one person can ascend to heaven."

The man agreed, "Who says no! You two are foreigners. If you meet Taoist priests, you must avoid them and go away. They are tyrannical! You don't know how ruthless those Taoist priests are! Take them away and become their domestic slaves! You don’t have enough to eat, you don’t have enough clothes every day, and you have to build a house for them. If you work slower, you’ll be whipped!”

"Both monks and Taoist priests are monks, why should it be like this?"

The guy laughed and said, "Perhaps my colleagues are enemies!"

Tang Seng smiled and nodded, "It makes sense, it makes sense."

Now that it's past meal time, the waiter saw that there was no one around, so he approached Tang Seng and Yang Jian and said, "You two guests, if you have nothing important to do, leave Che Chiguo as soon as possible! It seems that there are a few people from Tang Dynasty here recently. The monks are passing by here, and I found that the national teachers seem to be very afraid of those monks. Hurry up, the monks and Taoist priests have too much grievances, and they may have to fight someday!"

After talking about these guys, they refused to talk about anything else. Yang Jian thanked him with a smile. He and Tang Seng left the restaurant and returned to the meditation room where they were imprisoned.

Sun Wukong and the others had already returned to the meditation room. What they heard was similar to what the buddy said, but with a little more content.

Sun Wukong said: "The monks in the Che Chi Kingdom are more unlucky. They are the slaves of the three national teachers. But the situation is a little different recently. The three national teachers do not know where they heard the rumors about Master. It is said that Master Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty is extremely vicious. , with a profound background, even the nephew of the Dragon King of the West Sea was killed by you!"

Xiao Bailong said: "Master, those national teachers are very afraid of you! They are worried that after you enter the city, you will make trouble for the monks in order to make decisions for them. Therefore, the soldiers at the gate of the city are always watching. The monks who came must be carefully checked. The monks who came from the Tang Dynasty were treated with courtesy, and those who were not were locked up. After the Tang monks left Chechi Kingdom, these monks also became slaves."

Tang Seng felt strange, "Does the king have no objection to the national teacher looking for Monk Tang with such fanfare? Doesn't he think it is shameful that the national teacher is afraid of a monk?"

Sun Wukong explained: "The national teacher is afraid of you. We inferred it ourselves. They must have not told the truth to the king. As for what excuse they used, we haven't found out yet."

Zhu Bajie said: "Actually! It doesn't matter what the excuse is. The king must know that the national teachers are afraid of you, but he always wants to give the national teachers face, so he can only pretend that he doesn't know."

The red boy became impatient, "Why do you know? I'll set a fire and burn those three national teachers to ashes, and that's it! The monks of Che Chi Kingdom can live a good life for a few days!"

Tang Seng pinched his ears, "You just stay here! What does it look like to shout and kill all day long!"

Hong Boy curled his lips and said nothing, Tang Seng lowered his head and thought for a while, and came up with a bad idea!

He called all his apprentices to his side, "Since the national teachers want to see me and send me away early, let's play a game of hide-and-seek with them. Let's call this game, Che Chi Kingdom is full of me glorious deeds, but you just can't catch me!"

In the early morning of the second day, when the three national teachers were leading their disciples and grandchildren to have morning lessons in the Taoist temple given by the emperor, a Taoist priest broke in panting.

"Master! Master, it's not good, all the monks locked in the monastery are gone!"

Immortal Huli said: "Please explain clearly, how many monks have escaped? Did you send someone to chase them?"

The little Taoist said with a mournful face: "Master, it's not that the monks escaped, it's that they disappeared out of thin air!"

Great Immortal Lu Li said: "Someone must be making trouble! Big brother, you and third brother stay here, I'll go to the temple to have a look!"

Immortal Lu Li led the Taoist priests who reported the news to the temple, and the Taoist priests guarding the temple had already greeted them.

"I have seen the national teacher! Master national teacher, we asked the monks to get up for dinner this morning, but there was not even a ghost in the meditation room. This way please."

The Taoist priests led Immortal Lu Li into a meditation room, and there was a line written on the snow-white wall: I let all the monks go, if you don't accept it, come and beat me!

A grinning little monk was also drawn next to it, and the character 'Tang' was written on the little monk's clothes.

Great Immortal Lu Li gritted his teeth, "Did you see who did it?"

The national teacher got angry, and the Taoist shook his head in fear, "I didn't see it! When we came, the monks had all disappeared. We guessed that the person who released the monks was Tang Sanzang."

Great Immortal Lu Li said angrily: "An individual can see it, so you don't need to say that?"

Looking at the grinning little monk on the wall, the Great Immortal Lu Li ordered, "Search for me carefully! Even if you turn the entire capital upside down, you must find those monks for me! Once you find any traces of Tang Seng, come to the country immediately." Report to the master!"

The Taoist priests bowed and said, "Yes!"

On the other side, Immortal Lu Li had just left when another Taoist priest came to report, "Master! Your mansion has been burned!"

Immortal Huli asked: "Have all three of our mansions been burned?"

The Taoist swallowed, "Yes...except for the white marble screen at the gate, everything else was burned..."

Immortal Huli and Immortal Yangli blushed with anger, and the Taoist said cautiously: "Fortunately, the people in the mansion are all right. Before the fire broke out, they were pushed out by someone."

Immortal Yang Li cursed a curse word, he said to Immortal Hu Li: "Brother, you wait here, I'll go to the mansion to have a look!"

Immortal Huli ordered: "Third brother came back earlier, accidents happen frequently in our territory, this is someone deliberately looking for trouble for us!"

Immortal Yangli nodded in agreement, and led the people back to their mansion.

The mansions of the three national teachers are not far from the gymnasium, and they are all next to each other.

The walls of the mansion and the vermilion gate were intact. When the gate was opened, Immortal Yang Li saw a line written on the white marble screen: Your house is not beautiful. I will tear it down for you. You are welcome.

There is still a picture of a little monk grinning next to him.

Immortal Yang Li smashed the screen with a fist, and he said viciously: "Tang Monk! We never provoked you, but you came to burn our house! Don't let me catch you, or I will tear your body to pieces!"

On the other side of the Taoist temple, after a while, someone from the palace came looking for Immortal Hu Li again.

The servant in the palace said: "Master, Your Majesty has an order to send you to the palace to see him."

Immortal Hu Li asked: "Why did Your Majesty summon you suddenly?"

The servant said in embarrassment: "The national teacher will understand when he enters the palace and sees His Majesty."

Immortal Huli ordered his disciples and grandchildren to guard the door to prevent others from taking advantage of the loopholes, and then followed the servants into the palace.

In the king's bedroom, the king sat on the bed and sighed.

Immortal Hu Li saluted and asked: "Your Majesty hastily called me into the palace, but what troubles are there?"

The king said: "Master, come here!"

Immortal Huli walked to the bed, the king lifted the bed curtain, and Immortal Huli almost burst out laughing.

I saw a little turtle was painted on the left, right, up and down of the king's face, and on the brocade quilt next to it was written: The king is so ugly!Give you a facelift!Do a good deed every day, don't be grateful!

In the lower left corner of the brocade quilt is a picture of a grinning little monk.

The king said with a sad face: "How can I see civil and military officials like this?"

Immortal Huli asked: "Your Majesty? Can't the words on your face be washed off?"

"Yeah! It can't be washed off! Otherwise, why bother the national teacher?"

Immortal Huli turned into a basin of clear water, put his hands into the water to stir, and chanted mantras while stirring.

The king washed his face with this water, and the little turtle was finally washed off his face.

After drying his cheeks, the king said, "Master of the State! The person who can sneak into the palace and write on my face is definitely not an ordinary person. I will leave this matter to you. You must investigate and find out!"

Great Immortal Huli smiled coldly, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this man is Tang Sanzang, and I will definitely catch him as soon as possible!"

After dealing with these incidents, the three national teachers met again in the Taoist temple.

Great Immortal Lu Li said: "What happened today must have been done by the monks of the Tang Dynasty! We can't hold our breath any longer! Since he wants to tear us apart, let him see how powerful we are!"

Before Immortal Huli and Immortal Yangli expressed their determination, there was another commotion outside.

"National teacher! The national teacher is not good! The food prepared for you has been mixed with earthworms!"

"National teacher! The well is full of toads!"

"The national teacher is not good! Your clothes...your clothes are all painted...the little bastard is painted..."

"National teacher! It's not good..."

Immortal Huli was trembling with anger, he rushed out the door and shouted: "Tang Monk! I know you are here! Come out! I want to fight you to the death!"

Tang Seng lay on the beam and said nothing.Slightly slightly~ slightly slightly~ I'm by your side, hey!I won't come out!