[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

silence!An embarrassing silence!

Tang Seng sniffed and turned his head to look at the pattern on his cassock, as if a flower had bloomed on it.

Prince Moang Xihai is a very smart person, instead of going to see his cousin who was covered in mud, he came to greet Tang Seng and Yang Jian first.

"Xiaolong Moang, meet Minister Qiao, Master Yang."

This is Xiao Bailong's elder brother, Tang Seng cheered up and greeted him with a smile.

Xiao Bailong didn't think about it that much, he saw the dragon lying on the ground, he couldn't help laughing loudly: "Hahahaha! I didn't expect him to have today! In the past, he always relied on his father to spoil him, and he was everywhere. Fight against me! Master, how does this work? You teach me! I want to play with him!"

The more Xiaobailong talked, the more ugly Tang Seng's face became.

This spicy chicken apprentice!Why is there no wink at all!I was so embarrassed that I almost got into the cracks in the ground, why don't you open which pot and carry which pot!

Tang Seng shouted angrily: "What are you playing! Did I let him burrow into the soil for fun? No! I am... I am..."

Prince Mo Ang continued: "It's to exercise his will!"

Tang Seng clapped his hands, finally someone gave him a step down! "Yes! The prince is right!"

Prince Mo Ang sincerely apologized, "Minister Qiao, this dragon is my aunt's son. My father and I failed to discipline him well, which caused Minister Qiao to suffer such great grievances. Please punish Minister Qiao."

Tang Seng sighed, "Prince, I didn't treat you as an outsider, so I'll just say something straight."

Prince Mo Ang: "Minister, please tell me."

Tang Seng said solemnly: "Bajie and I were arrested, but we are not victims. Because at the moment the boat was overturned, we were capable of escaping. What really needs your apology is the Heishui River. God, he was robbed by your cousin and made homeless. The most important thing is that he is a river god conferred by the heavens, not a monster believed by mortals. What did he think of the heavens when the dragon snatched the gods' caves? Is it a decoration?"

Mo Ang's face turned blue and white, and he bowed again to salute, "Minister Qiao taught me a lesson."

Glancing at the crocodile lying on the ground, Tang Seng said: "The river god of the Blackwater River doesn't intend to pursue this matter, and I won't make it a big deal. You go back and tell your father, and you want to arrange a funeral for your nephew." There is nothing wrong with a good future, but you must remember to follow the right path.”

Tang Seng's words made Moang heave a sigh of relief, his father knew about his cousin's seizure of the River God's Cave Mansion.The river god once wrote a letter to the father, asking him to be the master for himself, but the father didn't take the little river god seriously, so he ignored the river god's request.

The Dragon King of Xihai didn't expect that his nephew was not very capable, but he was very courageous. When he saw Tang Seng, he didn't know how to dodge, but bumped into him and arrested him.If he wasn't too stupid, the River God would not have dared to sue Monkey King and the others.

Prince Moang rejoiced in his heart, it would be great if Tang Seng and River God didn't pursue it.When he takes his cousin back, how to educate him will be his father's business.

Before Prince Mo Ang left, he thanked Tang Seng for his forgiveness, and he also expressed his apology to the river god who stood silently in the corner.

After he left with the dragon, the river god sent Tang Seng and others across the Heishui River with great gratitude.

Standing on the bank of the Heishui River, Tang Seng said to the God of the River: "What happened to the dragon... just pretend it didn't happen! I think you will be promoted in a few days. This is also the compensation from the Dragon King of the West Sea."

The God of the River thanked Tang Seng a thousand times, "Minister, thanks to you making the decision for me. Don't worry, I will rot in my stomach."

Tang Seng smiled, "It made you wronged."

The God of the River smiled and said: "Minister is serious, let him live in the cave for a few days, in exchange for my chance to be promoted, the little god will not suffer at all!"

Tang Seng didn't say anything more, he nodded at the God of the River, and beckoned his disciples to continue on their way.

Hong Boy frowned tightly, and he asked: "Master, is this the case? The River God is too cowardly, why didn't he pursue the crime of lax discipline of the Dragon King of the West Sea?"

Tang Seng said: "Because the River God understands what kind of result is the most beneficial for him."

The little white dragon explained to the red boy: "You grew up in the mountains, so you don't quite understand the twists and turns in the heavenly court. The position of the river god is too small. Although he is also a god, but in front of my father and king Just like an ant, you can crush him to death with just a finger. It is our Xihai’s fault for this matter. The God of the River is willing to let it go gently, and my father can give him some compensation. If he wants to share Whether it is right or wrong, my father will be reprimanded by the Jade Emperor at most, and the life of the River God under my father's hands will be difficult."

Hong Haier suddenly realized, "So that's how it is!"

Hearing the conversation between Little White Dragon and Red Boy, Tang Seng was a little depressed.Yang Jian knew that Tang Seng had been fighting for promotion opportunities for lower-level officials over the years, and he had held various training courses.However, background and relationship are still an unavoidable and important factor in the selection of heavenly priests.

Feeling Tang Seng's helplessness, Yang Jian walked over and hooked his finger.

He raised the topic to divert Tang Seng's attention. "The companion magic weapon was originally made up to deceive the monsters. I don't know who spread the news, but those monsters actually believed it. Going forward, I'm afraid there will be more monsters waiting to steal your magic weapon!"

In normal times, Tang Seng still has the heart to fight those monsters, but now Tang Seng can't cheer up.

Tang Seng thought for a while and said: "Let's keep a low profile! If we keep a low profile, we shouldn't be able to run into monsters. Look at our group, the ugly ones and the handsome ones stand together, the ugly ones are even uglier, and the handsome ones are even more handsome No matter how you look at it, how eye-catching!"

Zhu Bajie touched his face, "Master, we have been together as master and apprentice for several years, but now you despise the old pig for being ugly!"

Tang Seng said: "I don't just despise you for being ugly! I also despise Little White Dragon for being too handsome! Make everything a little more ordinary, and your clothes also become a little more ordinary. Just look like an ordinary monk!"

Yang Jian asked, "What about me? Do I want to change too?"

Tang Seng curled his lips, "You change me too! Become a monk with big scars on his face! Don't use this face to attract bees and butterflies!"

Yang Jian: "Be reasonable, there are monsters everywhere, who shall I recruit?"

Tang Seng: ...It makes sense, and there is no way to refute it.

Tang Seng and his party became monks with ordinary clothes and ordinary appearance.Even the red boy was wearing an indigo monk's robe.

After changing their appearance and clothes, Tang Seng and his journey seemed to go much smoother.At least when they were begging for alms, no one would say that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were monsters.

After walking for many days, Tang Seng and others came to another city.

Red Boy first ran to the city gate to see the name of the city, then turned around and ran back to tell Tang Seng.

"Master! Master! Che Chiguo is ahead!"

Tang Seng patted the top of his head, "It's really capable! When we enter the city, let's find a post station to stay, and the master will cook delicious food for you!"

"Master! It's spring now, I want to eat spring pancakes!"

"Okay! I'll do it for you!"

The crowd went to the city chatting gossip, and as soon as they reached the gate of the city, a few soldiers welcomed them into the city enthusiastically.

"Where did the elders come from? What's the important thing in our country of Chechi?"

Tang Seng felt strange, "Listening to your tone...you can see that we are monks from other places?"

The soldier laughed and said, "I have nothing else but to judge people! Looking at your demeanor, you can tell that you are a great monk from other places!" He asked again, "Where did you come from?"

Red Boy felt that the soldier was disgusting just looking at it, so he rushed to say: "Benefactor, we are monks living near the Heishui River, and we left our hometown just to find a better and bigger monastery!"

The soldier asked again, "Have you been walking for a long time?"

Hong Haier said: "That's right! We've been walking for a long time, but we've finally arrived! Brother, do you have any particularly large and rich monasteries in Chechi Kingdom?"

The soldier smiled and said, "Yes, yes! Please come with me, I will take you there!"

Tang Seng shook his head, "You still have official business, why should we bother you? Please show me the way, we can go there by ourselves!"

The soldier said: "What's the trouble? In our Chechi Kingdom, the king and the people all like Buddhism! It's my blessing to be able to guide you!"

He courteously sent Tang Seng and others to the temple. A strong monk in the temple looked sullenly at Tang Seng and others.

The soldier said: "Master! People brought you, but you settled them down!"

"Is it reliable?"

Pointing to the red boy, the soldier said, "This kid has told everything. He is a monk by the Heishui River. Look at how well-behaved and obedient the boy is. Can he tell lies?"

Monk Zhuang nodded, he clapped his hands, and a group of officers and soldiers pointed their weapons at Tang Seng and others.

Monk Zhuang raised his chin towards the meditation room at the back, "Get in! Otherwise, I'll kill you all!"

Tang Seng raised his hands, and his disciples understood when they saw the master's posture, and the master was about to pretend to be weak again.

Walking into the meditation room quietly, Monk Zhuang hung a big lock on the door, locking Tang Seng and others in the room.

Tang Seng knocked on the door and shouted: "Hey! Why did you lock us up? Who are you? Hey!"

Monk Zhuang and the soldiers ignored Tang Seng, and they dispersed again after the prison.

Sun Wukong said: "Master! This car Chiguo is too strange, I'll go out and find out!"

Xiao Bailong and others also clamored to go together!Tang Seng said with a smile: "Wukong, how about you pluck out a few hairs and change into our appearance, and let's all go out for a stroll together."

Sun Wukong sighed, "Do whatever Master says!"

Sun Wukong plucked out a handful of vellus hairs, and changed into a double like Tang Seng and others.A group of people pried open the big lock and went out unsteadily.

As soon as they walked to the street, Tang Seng and the others felt strange. The people here looked at them very strangely.

Xiao Bailong asked an old lady who was setting up a stall on the roadside, "Why are you looking at us like that?"

The aunt glanced left and right and said quickly: "Are you monks from other places? Run! Officers and soldiers will come to arrest you in a while!"

After the aunt finished speaking, she packed her things and left the street in a panic.

Tang Seng and others thought it was strange that they hadn't stolen or robbed, so why did the officers and soldiers arrest people!

Sun Wukong said: "Master, don't think about why, let's change our outfits and dress up before going out on the street!"

Tang Seng nodded, "Everyone, dress up casually. It's a good idea to find out what's going on in a while."

The crowd dispersed and changed their costumes.

Yang Jian turned himself and Tang Seng into young masters Pianpianjia who went out to play.

They found a restaurant and ordered a table of good wine and dishes to drink for themselves.

As soon as Tang Seng picked up the chopsticks, three Taoist priests entered the door.

The store clerk welcomed the three of them in graciously, and called them national teachers.

The national teachers didn't want to sit in the private room, they disliked the stuffiness in the private room, so they sat on the table next to Tang Seng and chatted loudly.

"That monk Tang doesn't know when he will come! If he doesn't come, our other courtyard won't be able to start working for a day."

"Don't worry, don't worry! That Tang Seng is a ruthless character! Even the nephew of the Dragon King of the West Sea was killed by him, let's be careful!"

Tang's monk: what?Net nonsense!How much do I miss the little crocodile?