[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Hong Haier chases Sun Wukong to recognize his relatives, but the closest he gets is Tang Seng and Sha Wujing, but he puts his own uncle aside.

After eating the moon cakes made by Tang Seng, Hong Haier realized that the food made by the master was even more delicious than that made by Sha Wujing.Of course, Sha Wujing did not fall out of favor, because he would pinch a cute little rabbit, little tiger for himself, and successfully won the favor of the Holy Infant King.

Sun Wukong, who was disliked because he couldn't cook, expressed his jealousy.

In order to eat the dishes made by Tang Seng and Sha Wujing, Hong Haier will not leave when he comes, and there are more people on the way to learn the scriptures.

Sometimes Tang Seng looks back at this group of people and feels a little tired. There are old...husbands and children. He feels that the middle-aged crisis is approaching!

After eating and sleeping in the open all the way, heading west for a few days, a river with black water to the sky blocked the way of Tang Seng and others.This river is really strange, the river water is black, like a big pool of ink.

Tang Seng frowned and asked, "Why is the river water this color? Has someone polluted the river water by opening a dye tank?"

Xiaobailong is from the aquarium, and he knows a lot about waterways in the world. "Master, the river water should have been originally black. It's like the color of the soil in different regions is different. Because some special impurities are mixed in the river water, the color of the river water has also changed."

Everyone suddenly realized after hearing this, Xiao Bailong added: "This river water is undrinkable, I don't know what's in it, drinking it is not good for your health."

Zhu Bajie said with emotion: "Fortunately, master stole a white jade bottle from Laojun, and there is still a lot of clean water in our bottle! If this was in the past, how could the water in our water bag be enough to drink? Now, how can we drink water?" Isn't it just 'looking at the water and sighing'?"

Tang Seng scolded: "Do you want to die? Zhu Bajie! What is falsehood? Who gave that clean bottle to?"

Zhu Bajie quickly covered his mouth, "I'm sorry, Master, I made a mistake..."

Tang Seng glared at him, and he turned his head to look at the water, "This river is very wide! How can we get across?"

Sun Wukong set up an awning with his hands, pointed to the distance and said, "Master, there is a ferryman over there."

He waved his hands to the middle of the river and shouted, "Boatman! Boatman! Please come to the shore and let us cross the river!"

Not long after, the boat rowed to the shore. The boatman with dark skin and rough hands said, "There are too many of you, and you have a lot of luggage. You can't fit in one trip!"

Sun Wukong said: "It doesn't matter! You just need to cross the river with my master, we have our own way to cross the river."

Zhu Bajie was so angry with Tang Seng just now, in order to show his master to calm down his anger, he leaned over to show his courtesy.

"Master, I'll help you get on the boat!" He patted his chest and promised, "Master, I will definitely protect you and let you cross the river unscathed!"

Tang Seng tugged at his ears and boarded the boat with him.

"Everyone, I'm sailing now!"

The boatman put his oars on the shore, and the boat drifted away from the shore, and swung towards the middle of the river.

Monkey King and the others were waiting on the bank, and when Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie reached the other side of the river, they could just fly over.

The boat rowed very slowly, and Red Boy was bored waiting. He and Sha Wujing squatted by the river, weaving some messy gadgets with the reeds on the bank.Little Bailong and Sun Wukong were talking in a low voice, Yang Jian stared at the boat without taking his eyes off Tang Seng's body.

The boat floated to the middle of the river, and a jet of water rushed out of the water, overturning the boat Tang Seng was riding in at once.

Hearing such a big commotion, Monkey King and the others all looked towards the river.Yang Jian had already flown into the air, and he said to Sun Wukong, "I'll go find your master."

With a splash, he jumped into the water.

Xiao Bailong asked anxiously: "Brother, master met a monster again! Master also jumped into the river, what shall we do?"

Hong Boy felt strange, "Uncle Bai, what are you in a hurry for? Grandpa Yang is amazing! With him here, Master and the others will be back soon!"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "It's not your job, Grandpa Yang, to learn scriptures. If you didn't protect Master well, it's because we disciples didn't do our job well."

Sha Wujing said: "Brother, I'm pretty good at swimming, I'll go down and check it out."

Xiao Bailong said: "Junior brother Sha, I will go too!"

Sha Wujing shook his head, "I'll go check out the depth of the monster first, if I can't deal with him, Second Senior Brother will not be too late to get into the water!"

Sha Wujing plunged into the water, and the three of Monkey King waited anxiously on the shore.

Besides, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, after their boat was overturned, the boatman transformed from a monster took them back to the cave.

As soon as Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were tied to the pillar, the monster couldn't wait to interrogate Tang Seng without even changing his coarse clothes.

"You are a Tang monk who went to the West to learn scriptures, right?"

Tang Seng nodded, "Yes."

The monster asked: "Hand over your companion magic weapon, and I can spare your life."

Tang Seng shook his head again and again, "Your Majesty made a mistake! Where do I have any accompanying magic weapon? I don't know what happened recently. Everyone who sees me asks me for a magic weapon, but I am a poor monk. How can I have a magic weapon?" ?”

The monster wanted to ask again, but there was a loud knocking sound from outside the cave, and a soldier from the Shui tribe ran over to report, "My lord, there is a red-haired man knocking on the door with a weapon! I think he is here to destroy the place, you look?"

The monster snorted coldly, "Rescue soldiers, hurry up! Go! Get my armor, I'm going out to meet that man!"

The monster turned and left, and Yang Jian appeared.

He untied the rope on Tang Seng's body, "Are you tired? Let me become a double and let him tie it here for you?"

Of course it’s fine if you don’t have to suffer, Tang Seng nodded, “Okay! Change yourself!”

Yang Jian turned into a fake Tang Monk with stones, and was tied to a pillar like Tang Monk before.

Zhu Bajie begged Yang Jian to become a substitute for himself, "Master, untie me too, and become a substitute!"

Yang Jian smiled at him, "Bajie is good! Be self-reliant! I believe you will be able to save yourself." After speaking, Yang Jian led Tang Seng and ran away.

Zhu Bajie complained in a low voice: "Master, really, why can't you help me? What are apprentices! Huh? Are you disturbing the animals you two get along with?"

Outside the cave, Sha Wujing and the monsters fought to a draw.Sha Wujing originally wanted to lure the monster out of the water, but he didn't want the monster to be anxious to know the whereabouts of his companion magic weapon. Instead of chasing Sha Wujing, he returned to his cave.

"Monk Tang! Don't be ashamed! Say it! Where is the accompanying magic weapon? Otherwise, I will eat you!"

Zhu Bajie cried: "My lord, my lord, don't embarrass this old monk. He is a mortal, and he doesn't even know what a companion magic weapon is. What can he tell you!"

The monster stood in front of Zhu Bajie wearing armor and holding a weapon, "You are his apprentice, what do you know?"

While acting, Zhu Bajie poured dirty water on Sun Wukong, "My lord! Among us senior brothers, the senior brother has the most thoughtfulness, and he was also the first to follow Master. To tell you the truth, I have always suspected that he took Master's The magic weapon was cheated, and then he kept pretending not to know about it, and when we broke up in the future, he would take out the magic weapon and pretend that it was his own!"

The monster was dubious, "Is it possible?"

"Why not? My lord, my cooking skills are not bad. Let me cook you a side dish. Let's chat while eating."

Zhu Bajie had a flattering expression, and the monster let him go without thinking twice, and put shackles on his feet.

Zhu Bajie went to the kitchen to start a fire and stir-fry vegetables. He cooked a plate of shrimp and fried a plate of peanuts, and brought them to the monster.

Seeing these two dishes, the monster laughed and said, "You monk is really dishonest. You are still called Shang Ke because of your cooking skills?"

Zhu Bajie smiled embarrassingly, "I made you laugh, let's have some snacks, let's chat while eating."

The monster peeled a shrimp and put it in his mouth. He chewed it twice before spitting it out, "How much salt did you put? It's too salty!"

Zhu Bajie said innocently: "If you don't put salt in the dish, it's tasteless!"

The monster waved his hand, "I'm convinced! Hurry up and talk about the accompanying magic weapon."

Zhu Bajie nodded, he leaned over and said mysteriously: "This companion magic weapon..."

"Well, keep talking!"

Zhu Bajie picked his nose, "This companion magic weapon must have been born with my master! Do you know?"

The monster scolded: "I know what the companion magic weapon is, so I need you to say it!"

Zhu Bajie said: "This companion magic weapon... don't you feel any discomfort?"

The monster shook his head, "You... what did you do?"

Zhu Bajie grabbed a handful of prawns and stuffed them into the monster's mouth, "Eat it for me! Eat it for me!"

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Tang Seng and Yang Jian turned out from behind, "What kind of food do you cook? Mongolian sweat medicine?"

Zhu Bajie smiled naively, "This is the medicine I learned when I was in the sky. It doesn't matter whether it is a human being, a fairy or a demon, after taking my medicine, he will go to sleep! Master, please tell us not to be ignorant. To fight, you need to learn some other ways. What do you think of my tricks?"

Tang Seng nodded, "You and your brother Sha can open a shop now! You will pay for his food, but you will die if you eat your food."

After successfully saving himself, Zhu Bajie returned to the shore to report to Monkey King and others that they were safe.Tang Seng and Yang Jian tied up the monster and didn't want to go ashore for the time being.

Because Tang Seng saw the original shape of the monster, he suddenly remembered a game...

Sun Wukong rubbed his chin and muttered: "Shouldn't it be a little bit down to the left!"

Hong Haier said excitedly: "No! It should be to the upper left, and this is the right way to turn!"

Sha Wujing said: "Red boy, it's just a game, don't get excited. I think we should dig to the right first, and then go up to the left to avoid all traps!"

Tang Seng and Yang Jian were leaning on the rocking chair, Tang Seng was holding herbal tea in his hand, and Yang Jian was holding fish soup in his hand.

"Apprentices like this game very much!" Tang Seng exclaimed.

Yang Jian smiled and said, "It's all because you are smart, otherwise they wouldn't have thought of this game."

Tang Seng waved his hands ashamedly, "I'm just kidding, I'm just learning from others, so it's not worth mentioning."

Seeing that the original shape of the monster was a crocodile, Tang Seng suddenly remembered a game he had played.What's the name of the game, he doesn't remember exactly how to play it.I just vaguely remember that it seemed that a little crocodile was digging the soil, and then there was a water flow for the little crocodile to take a bath.

Tang Seng improved the game a bit, Sun Wukong and others nailed a huge wooden frame, and Tang Seng and Yang Jian placed all kinds of soil and small tricks inside.The monster keeps the original shape of the crocodile, and Sun Wukong and the others tell him to dig as much as he wants. If he digs the trap, the game will be considered a failure.Whoever can let the crocodile successfully find the wooden duck hidden in the soil will win!

Monkey King and the others were having fun, Tang Seng asked, "How long has Little White Dragon been away? Why hasn't he come back?"

The red boy kept staring at the crocodile in front of him, "Uncle Xiaobai has been away for a long time. He heard the river god say that this monster is the nephew of the Dragon King of the West Sea, so he couldn't sit still."

Sha Wujing said to Tang Seng: "Brother should be back soon, do you have any orders from Master?"

Tang Seng said: "There is one thing, if you play with it, you will be gone soon! The little white dragon may bring people over from Xihai in a while. If you play with the little crocodile like this, Xihai will lose face."

Sun Wukong said: "Then master, let's play for the last time! After you finish playing this time, we will collect these."

Tang Seng felt itchy for a moment, and couldn't help leaning over and said, "Go right, go right! I think the duck is designated to hide on the right."

At this moment, Xiao Bailong broke in and shouted: "Master! I brought my eldest brother!"

Prince Moang Xihai looked at the crocodile burrowing in the soil. Is this still my cousin?

Tang Seng: I just played when my relatives came.This is embarrassing...