[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng was thinking, should he beat the red boy?Just after he said don't hit people, he asked Wukong to do it. Doesn't his master just say one thing and do another?If he slapped himself in the face, where would he put his face?

Tang Seng was still hesitating, but Zhu Bajie became impatient, "Oh! Eldest brother, how did you become a mother-in-law? You don't need to ask the master about this? You can just do it!"

The child was also impatient, "What are you talking about? Hand over the magic weapon, and I can spare you, hurry up!"

Zhu Bajie rolled up his sleeves, "Hey! My old pig can't take it anymore!"

Tang Seng patted him on the back of the head, "If you can't bear it, you have to bear it! In terms of fighting, you are no match for Wukong. You don't have strong strength but rely on force blindly. If you leave Wukong, how will you be in the future?"

Zhu Bajie muttered dissatisfiedly, "Master, I am also the marshal of the canopy!"

Tang Seng's face was indifferent, "Your senior brother is the Monkey King, and you were also arrested?"

Sun Wukong felt aggrieved, "Master, you taught me a lesson, why did you involve me?"

Tang Seng: "Because you are a typical negative teaching material!"

It was not on a whim that Tang Seng asked them to find other ways to get through the immediate crisis.

The monsters encountered along the way are rarely wild, and most of them are domesticated.Therefore, whether it is becoming a Buddha or an immortal, interpersonal relationships are very important.

In the beginning, Tang Seng only considered improving the strength of his apprentices, and did not think too much about other aspects.But the time to learn scriptures is very long for ordinary people, but very short for Monkey King and others.Improving their strength requires their comprehension and accumulation, and they cannot be trained to become peerless masters just by lecturing.

After finally raising several apprentices, Tang Seng had to think about their future.When you follow him, you can go on a rampage, relying on fighting and killing to move forward.In the future, when they are in charge of their own affairs, fighting like this will not work.There are so many powerful gods and buddhas, it is easy to offend people if they are so rampant.

Tang Seng stood in the back thinking about something, while the red boy standing in front was getting impatient.

Without saying a word, he stretched out his hand and raised it, and a gust of scorching evil wind blew towards Tang Seng and others.

Tang Seng blocked his eyes, thinking to himself, good guy, it's a good thing I don't have hair, otherwise my hair would be blown off.Yang Jian saw him working hard, so he walked in front of him to shield him from the wind.

Yang Jian's long black hair floated in front of Tang Seng, with an inexplicable sense of tenderness.Tang Seng was bewildered by the masculinity in front of him, he just froze for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, they were blown into Hong Boy's cave, including their luggage.

"..." Looking at the rope on his body, Tang Seng asked, "Why were we arrested?"

Monkey King was tied into a rice dumpling and hung upside down in the goblin cave.He said leisurely: "When you looked at Shigong, we were arrested."

Tang Seng and Yang Jian were tied together, face to face.Seeing Yang Jian's teasing smile, Tang Seng said with some embarrassment: "Ah! No... yes?"

Zhu Bajie was tightly tied up, and the flesh on his stomach was strangled into strips.

He moaned and yelled: "Master! Don't let us fight, you should give us an idea quickly. I was strangled so painfully!"

Tang Seng said lightly: "Master can't be with you forever, you can find a way yourself!"

The child stood in front of them with his waist up, "Hand over the magic weapon quickly, or you will be roasted and eaten!"

Tang Seng lay on Yang Jian's neck and did not move. Monkey King, the big brother, could only come forward to negotiate with the goblin.

"Child, how many times have I told you that we have no magic weapon! It's useless even if you roast us all!"

The child wrinkled his nose in dissatisfaction, and Sun Wukong asked him: "Whose child are you from? You are quite capable at such a young age."

The child raised his head and said proudly: "It's okay to tell you my origins. My father is the Bull Demon King, and my mother is the Iron Fan Princess! I am the Holy Infant King Red Boy!"

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, "Good boy! I'm your uncle!"

Red boy scolded: "Stinky monkey! How dare you take advantage of me!"

Sun Wukong shook his head again and again, "No, no, no! I didn't lie to you! Your father, the Bull Demon King, and I are sworn brothers. He is the eldest brother, and I am the younger brother because I am the youngest. If you don't know, just ask your father. It's clear. We are relatives, please let go of my master and my senior brother, and don't hurt the relationship of relatives."

Red Boy didn't believe Sun Wukong's words at all, so he called the little demon in the cave, "Look at them! These monks are rude and talk nonsense. I don't want magic weapons anymore, but I can't let them go. I'm going to boil water." , kill a monk and eat it in a while!"

After finishing the order, Honghaier left here and ran outside to play.

Zhu Bajie laughed loudly, "Oh! My senior brother! You didn't succeed in dating, did you! Let you recognize your relatives indiscriminately!"

Sun Wu was so angry that his face was flushed, "Go, go! Don't talk nonsense! The Bull Demon King and I are sworn brothers. This kid is too young, and he doesn't know about our affairs. Otherwise, he would have entertained us with a vegetarian feast long ago! "

After laughing at Monkey King, Zhu Bajie groaned to Tang Seng again, "Master, those little monsters have boiled the water, please show us the way! Otherwise, we will all be boiled in a while."

Tang Seng lay on Yang Jian's shoulder and said lazily: "Didn't it be agreed? You can find a way yourself!"

Sun Wukong and others are all frowning, how can they deal with the red boy if they don't fight?

After a while, the red boy was tired from playing and ran back from the outside.

"I'm hungry! Is there anything to eat in the cave? Bring it to me!"

The little demon brought a few dishes, which looked ordinary, but Hong Haier didn't dislike it, so he picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

Sha Wujing shouted, "Have you been eating these?"

Red Boy looked at the dishes on the table, "Yes! What's wrong?"

Sha Wujing said: "You are a demon king after all, why do you eat so poorly?"

Hong Haier put down his chopsticks and frowned, "What do you mean?"

Sha Wujing broke free from the rope and rubbed his wrist, "Let me cook some dishes for you!"

They were tied next to the stove, Sha Wujing washed his hands, stewed a braised fish for Honghaier, stewed some ribs, and finally fried some vegetables.

The aroma of stewed meat and fish permeated the air, Hong Haier sniffed, and then looked at the dark and greasy roast meat on the plate in hand.He pushed away the plate in disgust, ran to Drifting and stood beside him, watching him cook.

The meals were ready soon, and they were just some home-cooked dishes, but Sha Wujing's display looked better.

On the large snow-white porcelain plate, a braised fish was placed in the center, and a flower carved from a carrot was placed beside the plate.The sweet and sour pork ribs looked very tempting with the shiny sauce on top.The remaining few vegetarian dishes are relatively simple, but the dishes on the table are red and green, which look more eye-catching.

Turn over the skin of the fish, and the fish was fried in oil when it was first put into the pan, and the skin exudes a burnt smell.Chopsticks pick up a piece of fish, the meat is soft and chewy, without any fishy smell,

Another piece of pork ribs, the meat is stewed so pulpy, the bone in the middle will slip out of the meat when the tongue is squeezed.Spit out the bones and chew, the dishes are moderately sweet and sour, especially with rice.

Hong Haier doesn't like green vegetables very much, but he has tasted Sha Wujing's handicrafts and thinks that green vegetables can also be tried.I picked a green vegetable and chewed it, it was okay, it relieved the greasiness.After eating one, he ate another.

After finishing the meal, Honghaier threw away his rice bowl.

He looked at Sha Wujing more and more satisfied, "You cook well, why don't you just stay and be my cook! Don't worry! My lord will not treat you badly!"

Sha Wujing shook his head, "We're going west to learn Buddhist scriptures."

Hong Hai'er sneered: "With you idiots, can you reach Xitian?"

As soon as the words were finished, Tang Seng and others broke the rope and looked at the red boy quietly.

Hong Haier resentfully said, "It's no big deal if you break free from my rope!"

Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel and knocked it on Honghai'er's dining table, and the table and plates were smashed into powder.

Sha Wujing said: "It's getting late, we should go too. Take care of yourself, see you soon!"

He silently picked up his luggage and followed Tang Seng and others to leave the goblin's cave.Surprisingly, Honghaier didn't stop him.

Walking on the road, Xiao Bailong said with a smile: "I really didn't expect that my junior brother, who is so indifferent, actually restrained that red boy!"

Sha Wujing shook her head shyly, "Master taught me well!"

Zhu Bajie was still a little bit aggrieved, "The younger brother is silent, but he has a lot of eyes, and he has learned the master's technique of pressing the bottom of the box."

Monkey King pinched his big ears, "You can learn too! Who is stopping you?"

Zhu Bajie said shyly, "I only learned how to stew rice now, and it always gets mushy..."

"Then stop talking sour words!"

A group of people walked forward in peace for a few days. On this day, Tang Seng and Sha Wujing were baking moon cakes.A red cloud fell, and the red boy stood in front of Tang Seng.

As soon as the red boy met Tang Seng, he gave a big gift to Tang Seng, "I pay my respects to grandpa."

Tang Seng: ... How come my skill at baking mooncakes is considered senior?

"How do you..."

Hong Haier said: "Grandpa didn't know something. I went home and asked my father. My father said that Sun Wukong is indeed his brother. He heard that I offended grandpa and uncle, so let me kowtow to apologize to you and all uncles." .”

Tang Seng helped him up, "No need, I won't care about you because you are young."

Red Boy saluted Sun Wukong again, "Please don't blame my nephew for offending me, uncle!"

Sun Wukong liked this child very much, he said with a smile: "No blame, no blame! Get up quickly!"

After being forgiven by Sun Wukong and others, Honghaier quickly got up from the ground.

Sun Wukong just wanted to touch the child's little cock, and contact the eldest nephew, but the child didn't even look at him, so he turned around and ran to Sha Wujing, asking in a very doggy manner, "Uncle Sha! What are you doing?" What to eat? When can I eat it?"

Sha Wujing said sullenly: "Make moon cakes, and you can eat them in a while."

Hong Haier nodded obediently, "Uncle Sha, let me help you!"

"No! Just wait and eat."

Red Boy smiled happily and said, "Uncle Sha, you are so kind!" He took out a small coarse cloth bag from his pocket and shook it to the ground, a large pile of silk and satin, and fruit toys fell out of the small bag.

"Uncle Sha, this is a gift I brought from home, specially for Uncle Sha. Do you like it?"

Sha Wujing nodded, "I like it, put it away quickly! Don't lose it!"

Hong Haier agreed, squatted on the ground and stuffed the things back into the coarse cloth bag.

Zhu Bajie yelled at Sun Wukong with his elbow, "Tsk tsk! Look at how affectionate he is calling Uncle Sha, those who don't know will think that Junior Brother Sha is his old uncle!"

Brother Monkey was also jealous, "This big nephew has no future at all, and he will be bribed if you give him any food! Whoever gives him something to eat, he will go with him!"

Xiao Bailong said: "Eldest senior brother! If he goes with someone else, do you think he is pitiful or that person is pitiful?"

Sun Wukong sighed: "...that person is even more pitiful!"