[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The three national teachers were angrily yelling and cursing outside the door. Tang Seng lay on the beam and admired it, even shaking his feet leisurely.

Monkey King jumped to Tang Seng's side with a wooden barrel in his hand. Tang Seng covered his nose tightly and asked with a frown, "What's in the barrel? What's the smell?"

Monkey King said: "There is excrement and urine in the bucket, there is stinky tofu, and there are some rotten vegetable leaves and so on."

Tang Seng couldn't help retching, he said hoarsely: "Monkey King! You have changed! The first thing you did when you first climbed out of the mountain was to take a shower. Why are you so unhygienic now?"

Sun Wukong said indifferently: "Master is too particular! The contents of the bucket will not be poured on me, what is so clean?"

Red Boy came out from nowhere. He stretched out his hand to Sun Wukong and acted coquettishly, "Old man! Give me this bucket! I'll go and clean up those three national teachers!"

Sun Wukong laughed and scolded: "My boy, when I asked you to dig out the excrement, you ran far away, but now you know that you have come to steal the merit!"

Hong Boy tugged on Sun Wukong's skirt and moaned, "Good old man! I'm not trying to steal credit, but I'm also kind and want to run errands for you!"

Sun Wukong handed him the bucket, "Okay! Here it is, go!"

The red boy happily took the dung bucket, he raised his hand, and the three national teachers who were still standing at the door were thrown into the ground!A huge stench spread out in an instant.

Tang Seng held his nose and said with difficulty: "Sun Wukong, you are going to bring your eldest nephew to pieces!"

Sun Wukong said: "If he wants to be bad, should I take it? His father is not a good monster! Master, master! The three of them seem to have found us, run away!"

Hong Hai'er's actions were too obvious, the three national teachers were splashed with filth, and they immediately found the three Hong Hai'er hiding on the beam.

Drenched and smelly, the three national teachers hurriedly used a cleansing spell to tidy themselves up.They pointed at the three red boys and shouted: "Don't run! Stop if you have the ability!"

Hong Haier ran away and laughed. Although he is over 300 years old, he is still a child at heart.Following the rules of Tang Seng, he finally caught the opportunity to play a prank, and he was as happy as the Chinese New Year.

Monkey King ran fast, he grabbed Red Boy by the collar and Tang Seng's arm, and disappeared in a flash.

The three national masters chased him for a long time, and in the blink of an eye, the three Tang monks disappeared.

Immortal Huli kicked on the wall, smashing the good white wall to pieces.

A little Taoist priest ran over and shouted: "Master! Master! It's not good!"

Since this morning, the national teacher has been extremely disgusted with the three "bad" people. Immortal Yang Li scolded: "Trash! Idiots! What else can you say other than bad?"

The little Taoist was so frightened that he was about to cry, he said with red eyes: "Master taught me a lesson...but there are people from the palace, Your Majesty invited three masters into the palace."

Great Immortal Lu Li sighed: "Your Majesty will really add to the chaos! We are almost devastated here, why did he summon us at this time?"

Complaining like this, the three national teachers still entered the palace.

Sha Wujing, who became a Taoist priest and hid in the crowd, left secretly. He had to tell his master that they should change places, and then they had to go to the palace.

The three national teachers walked into the main hall where the matter was being discussed, and saluted the king respectfully.

The king said: "Your lords are free from courtesy."

Immortal Hu Li asked impatiently: "Your Majesty summoned us, but is there anything urgent?"

The national teacher said worriedly: "Have you caught those monks from the Tang Dynasty?"

Great Immortal Lu Li smiled and said, "Your Majesty, it's just a few monks, we will be able to deal with them soon!"

The king shook his head, "The national teacher's words are wrong! You have arranged people at the gate of the city to check out the monks from other places. These are just trivial matters. I have heard of it and let it go, and I have not stopped you. But the situation is different now. , You have had so many troubles with the monks of the Tang Dynasty, causing panic in the city. Give me a definite answer! Can you catch the monks of the Tang Dynasty?"

Immortal Huli boasted: "Don't worry, Your Majesty! The three of us have studied hard since we were young. You know our skills! Although the monks of the Tang Dynasty have some skills, they are all sneaky crooked ways, so there is nothing to worry about."

Immortal Yang Li said: "Your Majesty, we are in the light and they are in the dark. Those monks are well-prepared, and it is normal for them to gain the upper hand for a while. Your Majesty has to believe in us. Once we sort out the clues, catching these monks is just a snap. !"

The three national teachers patted their chests and assured that the king felt more at ease now.

The situation in the city has already spread to the palace. There are problems with the mansion and the Taoist temple of the national teacher. Those monks who were imprisoned and worked for the national teacher were also released.

The king cherished his life very much, and the entire Chechi kingdom suppressed the monks, all because of his will in the final analysis.He was really afraid that the national teachers would not be able to defeat the monks of the Tang Dynasty. He was afraid that those monks would seek revenge on him, or even kill him and take away his throne!

"It's good that the national teachers have confidence! This matter must be resolved as soon as possible. I want to see those monks locked up and sent to prison!"

Tang Seng was lying on the roof of the main hall at this time, and he curled his lips and said to Yang Jian beside him, "Those three waste materials still want to catch us? Is the king dreaming?"

Immortal Huli stood up and looked up, "Monk Tang! Grab him!"

Tang Seng didn't use the sound-proof spell when he spoke, and his voice was heard by the three national teachers even though it was low.

Yang Jian covered Tang Seng's mouth, jumped off the roof and ran outside.Sun Wukong and others also fled.

The three national teachers chased them out, and the king felt that the monk ran away when he saw the national teacher. He must be afraid of the national teacher.

He also walked out the door, looked at the fleeing monk Tang and clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay! The national teacher is indeed mighty! Catch these thieves and monks for the widow!"

Hearing the king's words, Tang Seng stopped suddenly.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Tang Seng stopped, and his disciples also surrounded him.

The three national teachers laughed loudly: "Why don't you run away? Can't you run away? Tang Sanzang! Hurry up and catch him!"

"Do you think I stopped to surrender?" Tang Seng shook his head regretfully, "No, no, no! You misunderstood! I just suddenly remembered something."

Immortal Huli asked: "What do you remember?"

"We obviously beat you, so why did we run away? And the king also misunderstood. I'm really sorry for causing him such a misunderstanding."

Tang Seng waved at his apprentices, "Don't keep your strength, let the king and the three national teachers know that we are playing hide and seek with them today, that is because we are teasing them."

Tang Seng was the first to rush out, kicking Immortal Huli in the face!

Monkey King and Little White Dragon also stepped on the faces of Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli very quickly.

It's been a long time since we had a fight, and the four apprentices plus Honghaier were all quite excited.In the beginning, Tang Seng was able to fight on the front line of the battle, but after two punches and two kicks, Tang Seng had been squeezed to the periphery by his apprentices, and he couldn't intervene in this fight.

Tang Seng walked around the periphery a few times, but no matter how crowded he couldn't get into the battle circle.He kicked all the apprentices on the back angrily, telling you not to play with me!

Anyway, they couldn't squeeze in, Tang Seng tidied up his clothes, and he and Yang Jian walked towards the king at the entrance of the main hall.

The national teacher who can call the wind and call the rain, and turn stones into gold, was besieged and beaten.The king felt his neck chill when he saw such a picture.

It's over, it's over, Monk Datang is too powerful, this time the monk of Che Chiguo is going to stand up.The first one who couldn't escape was the national teacher, and the next one was probably himself.

When he saw Tang Seng and Yang Jian walking towards him, he felt that the god of death was approaching him step by step.

"Two, two holy monks? Forgive! Forgive!" The king leaned weakly on the door frame and begged in a low voice.

Tang Seng clasped his hands together and saluted the king. He smiled and said, "Your Majesty, don't panic! We have no malice towards Your Majesty, and what we did was only aimed at the three national teachers."

The king didn't believe it, "Really? But I was appointed as the national teacher. Don't you just ignore me when you target the national teacher?"

"Your Majesty's words are wrong. We came here to help His Majesty. Don't you know? The three national teachers are monsters!"

The king looked out, "How is this possible? This is impossible! Impossible!"

Tang Seng snapped his fingers, "Wukong, please stop and let His Majesty see if they are monsters."

Monkey King stopped his hands and backed away, and the little white dragon shouted: "Three evil beasts! Hurry up and show yourself!"

The three national teachers had already been beaten with bruised noses and swollen faces. Although Monkey King and the others didn't have weapons, they struck hard.The three national teachers were seriously injured. They stopped resisting and lay down on the ground to show their original shapes.

The ones lying on the ground were a tiger, a deer and a sheep. The king didn't expect that the national teacher turned out to be a monster. He saw the monster's original form and sat down on the ground in fright.

Tang Seng said: "Your Majesty, do you believe the poor monk's words now? We are not targeting you, but are here to help you get rid of the demon."

The king nodded again and again, "I believe it! I believe it! I believe it all! I have blind eyes and mistook a goblin for a god. Don't mind the holy monk. I will decree that Buddhism is the state religion! Let those Taoist priests work as coolies for monks .”

Tang Seng shook his head, "Your Majesty, we are all monks, so your two bowls of water should be level."

Although the king is fatuous, Tang Seng doesn't intend to trouble him.At that time, there was no harvest in the field. If he were an emperor, he would reuse the three monsters who begged for the rain.

Tang Seng ordered to go down and let Monkey King and the others tie up the three monsters.Heavenly Court has a special management department for monsters, and they will punish all monsters who have done something wrong.Tang Seng has already sent Sha Wujing to find someone, and when the time comes to hand over the three monsters to the people of Heaven, they don't have to worry about it anymore.

Those enslaved monks had been released long ago, and if they wanted to come back, the king would compensate them.If they don't want to come back, they can also start over in another country.

The king stamped his seal on the customs clearance document, and Tang Seng insisted on leaving the country of Che Chi regardless of the king's persuasion.

After a busy day, looking at the sunset in the sky, Sun Wukong said: "Master, I always feel that the foolish king is cheap!"

Tang Seng said: "How can there be so many perfect things? After cleaning up those kings, do you want to support a new king? Be careful of political instability! Don't think so much, we should go. But we go to the city secretly Yes, it doesn't show our Datang's demeanor!"

Monkey King asked: "Then how does Master plan to leave the city?"

"Go back and change! Let's walk again!"

Tang Monk put on brocade cassocks, and Xiao Bailong contributed his own brocade clothes, so that all the brothers and sisters could dress up brightly.

A group of people stood outside the city gate of Che Chi Kingdom again. They dragged their luggage, held their heads high, and walked through the city with big strides, and left the city through another gate.

Sun Wukong asked: "Master, is there any deep meaning in what we do?"

Tang Seng pretended to be deep and said: "There is no deep meaning, but we are very handsome if we walk forward without looking back!"