[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The disciples were busy arguing, but no one paid any attention to him. Tang Seng sighed and sat down on the stone on the side of the road exhausted.

King Yinjiao pretended to be a Taoist priest and asked Tang Seng: "Elder, are your disciples always so noisy?"

Tang Seng smiled embarrassingly, "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I made you laugh. My apprentices are more lively, and the journey of learning the scriptures is boring. With a few of them accompanying me, I don't feel lonely anymore!"

King Silver Horn: ...Others may say he is a nice guy, but if you ask me, Tang Seng is a fool, right?

Tang Seng took out a big cattail fan from his luggage to fan himself. Yinjiao pretended to be anxious and asked: "Elder, it will be dark soon. Please persuade your apprentices! Let them stop arguing, the night in the mountains The road is not easy to walk!"

Tang Seng said slowly: "Master Taoist, don't worry. My apprentices are very capable. It's nothing to walk a few steps at night. Master Taoist, please wait patiently. They will stop arguing for a while. You sent it back safely, so you don't have to worry about it."

Silver Horn was restless, wait, wait!According to their way of arguing, they can't stop arguing until dark.In a rage, he grabbed Tang Seng and used a golden cicada's method to escape.Using the stones on the side of the road to look like Tang Seng and the Taoist priest with a broken leg, he has already grabbed Tang Seng and returned to the cave.

But Sun Wukong and others were busy arguing, as if they didn't realize that the master had been lost at all.

"Big Brother! Big Brother!" Back in the Lotus Cave, King Silver Horn happily called King Golden Horn.

"Second brother, you're back! Go check it out, can you tell if what the land said is true or not?"

King Yinjiao said with a smile: "It's not far from ten! Brother, look, who is this?"

King Jinjiao looked behind Yinjiao, and a white and delicate monk looked at him in fear.

"This...is this Tang Seng?"

Yin Jiao smiled and said, "Yes! Brother!"

Jin Jiao suppressed his anger and ordered his little monsters to drag Tang Seng into the cave and tie him up.

He dragged his younger brother aside and reprimanded him: "You are so reckless! It was agreed that it was only to find out the truth, why did you arrest Tang Seng?"

Arresting Tang Seng was a great feat no matter what, but he didn't expect his elder brother to scold him face to face, and Yin Jiao was immediately unhappy.

"Brother is so timid! It's just an ordinary mortal monk, if he is caught, he will be arrested. How can he go against the sky?"

Jin Jiao was so angry that he had a headache, "Tang Seng is easy to catch, but his apprentices are hard to deal with! If you catch him, Monkey King will not come to your door? That is the Monkey King, you know what he is capable of!"

Silver Horn could still listen to what his brother said.Jin Jiao's words made him understand that he was really not thorough enough.

He argued in a low voice: "Tang Seng's apprentices are fiercely infighting. They are only focused on arguing and don't care about their own master. Brother, don't be angry. I will go again with the purple gold gourd and the seven-star sword. Several of Tang Seng's apprentices are packed into purple gold gourds. When his apprentices are all turned into blood, we can slowly ask Tang Seng about the whereabouts of his companion magic weapon!"

The King of Golden Horn sighed, "Okay...Second brother, you must be careful when you go, if you fail, you will come back immediately."

Yinjiao waved his hand and walked out, "Brother, just wait for my good news!"

After Yinjiao left, Jinjiao went to the back to see Tang Seng.

"Tang Seng, where is your companion magic weapon?" King Golden Horn asked straight to the point.

Tang Seng could tell from the attitude of King Golden Horn's questioning, that this man didn't take himself seriously at all, and didn't even bother to beat around the bush when asking.But this is a good thing for Tang Seng, since Jin Jiao is unsuspecting, the situation is even more favorable for him.

Tang Seng asked cowardly: "What companion magic weapon? I don't understand..."

There are many gods in heaven who bring their magic weapons with them when they go down to the earth to go through calamities, and there are also many people who don't know that the inconspicuous small objects on their bodies are magic weapons.The Golden Horn King didn't have any doubts, he continued to ask: "Do you have anything brought out from your mother's womb?"

Tang Seng thought for a long time, then slowly shook his head, "No..."

The King of Golden Horn frowned. Could it be that the news about the land is false?

Tang Seng was just about to tell the nonsense he had made up when a little ladybug landed on his collar.

"Master, we have to act quickly! Just now Yinjiao took the purple gold gourd and the Seven Star Sword to find the juniors. I heard from the monster that the purple gold gourd can turn people into blood, so we have to hurry to meet the juniors!"

Tang Seng nodded indifferently when he heard this, and he was not in the mood to play with monsters anymore.He pretended to be afraid and said: "My lord! The poor monk was abandoned when he was very young. The poor monk didn't know what he brought with him when he was born. But I have carried a piece of jade around my neck since I was a child, my lord." If you don’t dislike it, take it, as long as you can let me go!”

Jin Jiao was overjoyed, this stupid monk didn't even recognize the treasure on his body.Minister Qiao's accompanying magic weapon is extraordinary, if you really count, his five treasures are not as good as it!He was lucky!

Jin Jiao was dazzled by the huge surprise for a moment, he didn't think about it at all, and when he came to Tang Seng's side, he was about to pull his collar.

Tang Seng calculated the distance to the Golden Horn, and when the time came, Tang Seng kicked towards the Golden Horn.It's just that he overestimated the length of his legs, and kicked under Jin Jiao's crotch... Before Jin Jiao's hand touched Tang Seng's collar, he knelt down in front of Tang Seng, bent into a shrimp in pain.

Sun Wukong: Oh!Master actually likes to use teasing feet!sharp!

Tang Seng shouted: "Wukong, untie the rope for me."

Sun Wukong untied the rope on his body, and tied up the Golden Horn King by the way.

Tang Seng said apologetically to Jin Jiao: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I really didn't mean it. I don't want to use such a wretched trick. I want to kick your stomach. You can't blame me for not being accurate. The main reason is that you tied me up." It's not the right place!"

Indeed, Jin Jiao and the others don’t know what they are thinking, the place where they were kidnapped was a deep pit half a person’s height, Jin Jiao stood by the pit, and Tang Seng stood in the pit, even if he raised his legs as high as he could, he couldn’t kick Jin Jiao’s stomach of.

Jin Jiao's tears of pain were about to fall, and he scolded: "You kicked me! I was injured, should I still blame myself for digging a big hole for myself?"

Tang Seng: "Uh... If you think this way, you will feel better. You can think so. Don't dig a hole in the future! Although you were injured today, you understand the truth that harming others will eventually harm yourself. Is it a loss?"

The King of Golden Horn who was sweating from the pain: I hate it so much!

Sun Wukong said: "Master, don't talk nonsense with him, the juniors are still waiting!"

After finishing speaking, Monkey King searched Jin Jiao, "The purple gold gourd and the seven-star sword were taken away by your brother, where are the remaining three magic weapons?"

Jin Jiao closed his mouth tightly, refusing to say anything.

Sun Wukong sneered, "If you don't tell me, I'll trample you down!"

His foot stepped on that place suggestively, and Jin Horn trembled in fright.

Tang Seng stopped Sun Wukong, "Oh Wukong! We are monks, not bandits. It's not good for you to threaten him like this..."

Sun Wukong asked suspiciously: "Why is it not good? He brought Master here, and we should ask for some reward! It is kind of me not to take his life."

Tang Seng felt that Sun Wukong's words had a lot of flaws, but he couldn't refute them at all!what to do?Wukong was so innocent and obedient before, did he mislead his disciples?

Sun Wukong pressed him again and again, but Jin Jiao refused to speak.Sun Wukong sneered, "Do you think I won't know where the magic treasure is hidden if you don't tell me?"

I saw Monkey King turning around in the cave a few times, and sure enough, a white jade bottle and a plantain fan came out.

Jin Jiao turned pale when he saw the treasure in Monkey King's hand, "You! How did you find it?"

Sun Wukong sneered, "When your grandpa raised the flag to be a monster, you were still breastfeeding! I am your ancestor for hiding things!"

Looking for the magic weapon has already wasted a little time, Monkey King and Tang Seng didn't talk nonsense with the monsters, they took the treasure and went to find Yang Jian and the others.As for the remaining magic weapon, as long as Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao can still speak, they will always ask slowly.

Yinjiao had just found Yang Jian and the others at this time. He held up the purple gold gourd and said, "Sun Wukong, Xiaobailong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, your master is in my hands! If you are wise, come with me. Don't blame me for being rude!"

Yang Jian pretending to be Sun Wukong sneered, "I want to see it, why don't you be polite!"

King Yinjiao smiled and said: "I won't fight with you either. Let's make a bet, I will call your names, if you agree, I will definitely put you away! Do you dare to bet?"

Xiao Bailong said confidently, "Don't dare!"

Silver Horn: ...that's not right!Are they shameless?Don't dare to say it directly, don't they feel ashamed?

Zhu Bajie said lazily: "You are holding the magic weapon in your hand, you just called us by name, we agreed, and the magic weapon will suck us in. This is all obvious, we can understand it at a glance, how can we be fooled?" ?”

Yinjiao's face turned blue and white, he put away the gourd and drew out the seven-star sword. "Hmph! You thief monks, I can take care of you today without using my precious calabash!"

Yang Jian turned his head and asked: "This monster wants to compete with you in martial arts! Which one of you will go up?"

Xiao Bailong wanted to take the initiative to invite Ying, but he saw Sha Wujing's eager expression, so he said, "Junior Brother Sha is the latest to start, why don't you let Junior Brother Sha come!"

Zhu Bajie also said: "Junior brother Sha, our senior brothers often meet monsters, today you come to practice your hands."

Sha Wujing was very grateful, "Thank you brothers for giving me the opportunity to make meritorious service, but my martial arts skills are average, I'm afraid..."

Xiao Bailong patted him on the shoulder to encourage him, "What are you afraid of? Bajie and I are here for you, just go ahead!"

Here, the brothers and sisters were friendly and humble, and Yin Jiao who was standing opposite was half-dead from their anger.

They push and push, what do they think of themselves?

In a rage, Yin Jiao stabbed at him with the Seven Star Sword.

Yang Jian saw that the sword was really extraordinary, so he said: "Don't be humble, why don't you go up together? The sun is already setting, so we can get rid of him earlier so that we can rest earlier."

Xiao Bailong and the others laughed, "I listen to you!"

After speaking, the three little white dragons fought around Yinjiao.Sun Wukong saw it from a distance, and he shouted loudly: "Wait for me! I'm coming too!"

Little Bailong paused for three moments, and then fought harder!Absolutely don't leave a chance to the elder brother!

Silver Horn was rubbed against the ground, he thought with a sad face, the humility just now was all fake!Three hit one, they are shameless!