[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Hearing Tang Seng's words, Land wiped away his tears, "Elder, do you want to accept demons?"

Tang Seng pointed to Sun Wukong and said: "We have Monkey King, so it is easy to subdue a goblin?"

Land carefully asked: "The elder is from the Heavenly Court...Is that minister?"

Tang Seng frowned and nodded, "You have been talking to me for a long time, but you don't even know who I am? Before I came down to earth, I was indeed the head of the Human Resources Department of Tianting."

The land was startled, he knelt down on the ground, bowed and said: "I have seen Minister Qiao! The little god secretly heard two monsters talking, they said that you went down to earth to become a monk, and you want to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. The little god must not Can you believe it, you are the minister of the Heavenly Court, how could you...be a monk?"

Tang Seng helped him up, "Get up quickly! I went down to practice, and I just happened to be a monk. You don't have to think too much. Those two monsters drove the staff of the Heavenly Court at will. Since I bumped into this matter, I will definitely ask you for it." A justice."

With Minister Qiao at the helm, Tu Tu felt that his waist straightened all of a sudden, and he nodded and bowed to thank him.

Tang Seng said to Sun Wukong: "Let's go forward normally for a while. If the monsters come to catch me, don't stop them, let them catch me! After I enter the monster's cave, I will come out and meet you after I get the treasure."

Sun Wukong and the others nodded in agreement, and Tu Tu retorted in a low voice: "Minister, I'm afraid your idea won't work..."

"Why?"

"Those two monsters are well-informed. They know you're coming, and it's too late to hide. How could they provoke you?"

Tang Seng muttered: "Is that so... It seems that we can only touch porcelain by force."

The land didn't hear clearly, "Minister, what do you mean by force? Forcibly catching monsters?"

Tang Seng waved his hands again and again, "En? What? You heard me wrong, I didn't say anything!"

Sun Wukong thought quickly, "Master, it's easy to get the monster to take the bait. We just need to take out a bait, and the monster will naturally take the risk if it finds it profitable."

Tang Seng rubbed his chin, "What do you use as bait?"

Yang Jian said slowly: "Let's just say... You brought your companion magic weapon with you when you descended to the earth. Many gods like to bring their own magic weapon with them when they go down to the world. The magic weapon can protect the Lord! Using this excuse, presumably Monsters won't be suspicious."

Tutu nodded repeatedly, "This is a great idea! Minister Qiao, I'm going to the Lotus Cave right now. When I saw those two monsters, I said, "You are a mortal now, with no magic power at all, and you have to rely on the protection of your apprentices. But In order to compete for your companion magic weapon, the relationship between your apprentices is very tense, and they are constantly jealous of each other. What do you think of me saying this?"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "That's good." He called Sun Wukong, "You will become a bug in a while, and follow the land to the Lotus Cave. If the monster finds anything, you protect the land and leave immediately."

Land thanked again and again, "Thank you Minister, thank you Great Sage. The little god will go to the Lotus Cave right now. Minister, please wait patiently. The little god will go back as soon as he goes."

After the land left, Yang Jian changed into Monkey King.Tang Seng waved his hands vigorously, "Disciples, the opportunity to make a fortune has come! The monster has five treasures! I and your master will take one, and the remaining four, each of you will have one. Are you happy?"

Xiao Bailong and others raised their hands and laughed loudly: "Happy!"

"Okay! The morale is high, very good! Let's move on, you will meet monsters in a while, you must inadvertently show the atmosphere of disharmony between the brothers and sisters. Remember?"

"Remember!"

Tang Seng waved his hand, "Very good! Let's go!"

Tang Seng and the others continued to move forward. On the other side, Monkey King had already entered the Lotus Cave with the land.

"Meet the two kings."

King Yinjiao asked impatiently: "We didn't summon you, what are you doing here?"

The land smiled flatteringly: "My lord, I have something to report, so I came here without authorization."

The King of Golden Horn asked, "What do you want?"

The earth said: "Returning to the king, I just met the monk of the Tang Dynasty and his disciples."

The King of Golden Horn nodded casually, "According to the time, they should be here." He said to King Silver Horn, "Tang Monk has a special status, we don't need to trouble him. I'll tell you later, the little demon in the cave will guard the door , don’t go out and cause trouble. Be patient for two days, and when Tang Seng is gone, let’s continue to live a happy life.”

King Silver Horn didn't like his brother's evasive attitude very much, but he didn't refute even with the presence of outsiders.He asked the land, "Tell me what Tang Seng looks like? I'm a little curious about him."

The land began to make up things, "Tang Seng seems to be a good old man with a good temper. Several of his apprentices contradicted him, and he just reprimanded him gently and let it go."

King Yinjiao raised some interest, "His apprentices dare to contradict him?"

The land said: "Yeah! It seems that he doesn't take Master seriously! But it's understandable when you think about it. The big apprentice is Monkey King, and that's the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. The remaining few apprentices also have names and surnames." , people with status. How could they be willing to listen to a mortal? If it were me, I wouldn’t want to listen to a mortal monk’s nagging.”

While eating the fruit, King Yinjiao listened enthusiastically to the gossip about Tang Seng told by the land.King Jinjiao still didn't quite believe it, "What kind of person was Tang Seng in the past, how could he fall into the current situation?"

The land said: "My lord, a phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken. Tang Seng is now a mortal with no power to restrain a chicken. If he wants to go to the West Paradise safely, he still depends on his few apprentices. Oh! That's right! When they talked , I heard Monkey King say that Tang Seng has a companion magic weapon. If Tang Seng is in danger, the magic weapon will protect the Lord!"

King Yinjiao's eyes lit up, "A companion magic weapon? This is interesting!"

King Golden Horn also became interested, "Then what is the accompanying magic weapon?"

The accompanying magic weapon is made up, how does the land know what this fictional magic weapon looks like?He pretended to be embarrassed and said: "You two kings, I just overheard a few conversations between monk Tang and his disciples. They won't explain to me what the companion magic weapon is like!"

King Golden Horn leaned back in his chair, he was not interested in the news anymore.

"If you can come here to report the news, you are considered acquainted. Go back! We have our own opinions about Tang Monk. You stay in the earth temple and don't come here again."

Land nodded in agreement, turned and left the Lotus Cave.

Monkey King turned into a bug and hung on the collar of the land.After leaving the cave, Monkey King said to the land: "You go home first! Leave the rest to us."

Land nodded, "Take care, Dasheng."

In the Lotus Cave, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn are discussing Tang Seng's accompanying magic weapon.

"I think this is false news." The King of Golden Horn was more cautious, "Did you hear that he had a companion magic weapon when he was in the sky? Besides, I don't really believe in the land. No matter how small his position is, he is still an official of the heavenly court. He must be To Tang Seng. The sudden report, there must be something wrong."

King Yinjiao said: "Brother, you are too cautious. I have never seen anyone who can carry the memory of the past. No matter how powerful Tang Seng used to be, he is just a monk now. Even if the land is playing tricks behind his back , can it be that the two of us brothers can't beat Tang Seng?"

King Jinjiao sighed: "Don't forget, they still have Sun Wukong!"

King Yinjiao said disapprovingly: "Brother, don't raise the prestige of others. What the land said is true or not. Let's go and have a look to find out? Brother, sit in the cave for a while, and I will go out to explore and come back!"

Before King Jinjiao could stop him, Yinjiao's figure flashed and he had already left the cave.

King Yinjiao came out of the cave, flew into the air, and hid behind the clouds.He looked around in the air for a while, and saw that Tang Seng and his disciples were indeed going west!

He thought for a while, turned into a Taoist, and landed in a bush in front of him.

"Ouch! Is anyone there? Help! Help me!"

Yin Jiao yelled for a long time behind the grass, and a monk with a hairy face came over, "Who are you? Why are you yelling here?"

Yinjiao cried: "Elder, save me! I am a Taoist priest of the Western Mountain Taoist Temple. I thought the weather would be good today, so I went out to dig some medicinal materials. Unfortunately, I missed my foot on the road and broke my leg. The sky is going to kill me." It's dark, there will be wild beasts coming and going in the mountains at night, I would like to trouble the elders to take me back to the Taoist temple, it's a great kindness, I'm very grateful to Pindao."

The hairy-faced monk turned around and shouted: "Master, a Taoist priest broke his leg, can we save him?"

Tang Seng said gently: "Wukong, what are you talking about? Now that we have met, how can we not save them?"

He walked up to King Silver Horn and helped him up.

"Master, can you still go?"

Yinjiao said: "The leg seems to be broken, and it hurts so much to even move it."

Tang Seng turned his head and asked: "Disciples, who of you will recite this Taoist priest?"

Sun Wukong said: "Master said lightly, how tiring it is to carry a living person! If he doesn't want to die, he will follow us. If he insists on being carried, then he will wait here to die!"

Zhu Bajie made things difficult for him, "I said Brother Hou, why did you talk to Master? You found this man, so you gave him a ride and saved his life. Isn't that a merit?"

Xiao Bailong pretended that he and Monkey King were in the same faction, "Brother Bajie, you think this is a good thing to accumulate merit, then you can recite it! Senior brother and I will not compete with you! Brother Sha, what do you think?"

Sha Wujing didn't like to talk, he said dully: "Both brothers are right, I don't know..."

Xiao Bailong rolled his eyes at him, "I think it's most suitable for Junior Brother Bajie to carry this Taoist priest!"

Tang Seng persuaded: "You are all brothers, don't quarrel every now and then."

Zhu Bajie complained to Tang Seng, "Master, I don't want to quarrel with them. But look, you have to take care of the fact that the senior brother and the second senior brother form gangs!"

Sun Wukong said: "Master, Xiaobailong and I have hit it off a bit, so it's okay to get closer, right? Besides, isn't Junior Brother Bajie always trying to win over Junior Brother Sha?"

Tang Seng said weakly: "What do you want to win or not? You should live in harmony. Who will recite the Taoist priest?"

Zhu Bajie didn't care what Tang Seng said, "Since when did I win over Junior Brother Sha? I'm not like you, who always make tricks behind my back!"

Tang Seng tried his best to bring back the crooked topic, "Don't talk about that, who will recite this Taoist priest?"

Sun Wukong and the others were arguing loudly, but no one answered Tang Seng.

Tang Seng sighed lightly, the apprentices are too eager to perform, right?When discussing the script just now, it seems that there was no quarrel scene?