[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng regretted it very much at this moment, he should never have taken in these spicy chicken apprentices back then!

He kicked Nezha lightly, "It's all because of your mouth! Hurry up and return to heaven! Seeing you makes my liver hurt."

Nezha patted the footprints off his trousers nonchalantly, and said with a smile, "Okay! I'm leaving! You all have to go back to Heaven soon! Without you, Heaven would be boring!"

Tang Seng waved his hands impatiently, "Got it! You go! Go!"

After Nezha left, Tang Seng and others should continue on their way.When they set off again, they will take Bai Huashuo with them.A woman suddenly appeared among a group of big men, Tang Seng felt a little inconvenient.

After much deliberation, Tang Seng asked Sun Wukong to turn the goblins in Boyue Cave into servants and maids, and asked them to go to Baoxiang Kingdom with Baihuashuo.When Bai Huaxie enters the palace, these little demons will hand over the land of Baoxiang Kingdom, which not only adds help to the land, but also prevents the little demons from returning to the forest and continuing to do evil.

Tang Seng also has his own intentions in doing so.Baihuasha has had a hard time these years, Kui Mulang is not a gentle and considerate person, and his two sons are not caring either.After returning to Baoxiang Country, if others know that she married a monster and gave birth to two monster sons, then she will have to live in other people's gossip for the rest of her life.

Bai Hua couldn't understand what Tang Seng meant, she said in fear, "Holy Monk, don't let these little monsters go back to Baoxiang Kingdom with me? I'm afraid when I see them, how dare you keep them by my side?"

Tang Seng: "I'm about to explain to you! Although Kui Mulang is a star in the sky, in the eyes of ordinary people, he is a monster. If your past experience is known to others, they will inevitably say three things behind your back. Dao Si. I let these little demons pretend to be your servants, not only will it be more convenient on the road, but when you meet the king in the future, you can also say that you married a rich squire, and these servants are the evidence."

Baihuashao understood Tang Seng's intention, she knelt on the ground and kowtowed to thank: "Thank you, holy monk! Thank you for your kindness of re-creation, Baihuasham will never forget it. There are still some gold and silver artifacts and rare jewels in Boyue Cave. The monk accepting it is also a little bit of my heart."

"No need, we are monks, so we don't need those things. Keep them for yourself! Gold, silver and treasures are by your side!"

Bai Huaxie couldn't restrain her emotions, threw herself on the ground and started crying again.It's been many years, and she hasn't heard anyone care about her so much!Surrounded by monsters, in their eyes, their own emotions are insignificant.

Tang Seng walked away quietly, making Baihua cry quietly for a while.

After Bai Hua cried enough, she went to pack up the gold and silver treasures, and Tang Seng took her and the little demons of Boyue Cave to the west.After passing Wanzi Mountain and walking for more than 200 miles, Baoxiang Kingdom is here.

Baoxiang Kingdom is very small, after all, it is just a city.When everyone walked to the gate of the palace, Bai Hua only said that she was the third princess, and the gatekeeper rushed into the palace to inform the king.

Not long after, the official turned around and invited Baihua to come in for a pilgrimage.

On the way, Tang Seng and Bai Huaxuan had already made a confession.Regarding the experience of these 13 years, Bai Huaxi only said that she was kidnapped by monsters and met a rich man who was out hunting on the way.The son rescued her, but the mountains were high and the road was far away, and she didn't know how to go home, so she married the rich son.Now, the son of the rich family fell ill and passed away. It happened that an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty passed by and instructed her to go west, so Bai Huaxie returned to Baoxiang Kingdom with his servants.

Tang Seng waited outside the palace gate, and after a while, the officials came to invite them into the palace to face the saints.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom is not young anymore. His youngest daughter who has been missing for many years has returned safely. The king looks very happy.Tang Seng took the opportunity to take out the certificate of customs clearance and asked the king to affix a golden seal and let them go west.

The king stamped the seal readily, Tang Seng glanced at it, and put the customs clearance certificate into his arms.

"Eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, are all these people around you your apprentices?" the king asked curiously.

Tang Seng took a look at Yang Jian and recognized him without guilt, "Your Majesty has good eyesight, these are my apprentices."

Yang Jian looked at Tang Seng and smiled, and he sent a voice transmission to Tang Seng, "I've made another note for you, and we will calculate it slowly when we return to the sky."

Tang Seng touched his nose, and he sent back via voice transmission, "Pretend I'm afraid of you!"

The king's eyes turned back and forth on Yang Jian, Xiao Bailong and Sha Wujing.He thought for a while, and made up his mind to ask directly: "Holy Monk, have any of your apprentices ever married? They are young, why did they become monks?"

Tang Seng understood as soon as he heard it that the king had taken a fancy to his apprentices and wanted them to stay as son-in-law.

Tang Seng immediately smiled and said: "Your Majesty, my great apprentice Yang Jian has been leading the practice, but he has been a monk since he was a child. He only has Buddha in his heart and has no emotions and desires. The remaining four apprentices are monks who have become monks halfway, and they still have some nostalgia for the world of mortals." .Every day I arrange heavy homework for them, in order to strengthen their will."

The king nodded after hearing this, and he just wanted to be in love with the world of mortals. What he wanted was a monk who was in love with the world of mortals.

He smiled and said: "Holy Monk! There are no outsiders here, so I'll just say it straight. My little daughter is really pitiful. Although she has lived a good life these years, she is not with her parents after all. She has no place for being wronged at her in-law's house." Complaining. She has been praising you and your apprentices since she came back! I see that your apprentices are very talented, and I heard that they are also outstanding in martial arts. It happens that my daughter has a good impression of them. How would you like to choose a son-in-law?"

Sun Wukong and the others were all watching their eyes, nose and mouth, and none of them took the king's words to heart.Tang Seng is the most defensive, they believe that the master will not agree to the king's unreasonable request.

Bai Hua said embarrassingly, dumbfounded, "Father, don't do this, they are all virtuous monks, how can you let them stay as son-in-law?"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "Your Majesty, you are embarrassing me like this. Except for my apprentice Yang Jian who doesn't want to get married, I'm afraid the remaining few apprentices want to stay! Whoever I keep, the remaining three must Say I'm biased."

The king was not too polite. He pointed to the little white dragon and said, "Holy Monk, I think this little elder is not bad. He hasn't been ordained yet! Wouldn't it be a good idea to stay here as a son-in-law?"

The scales on Xiao Bailong's body exploded, he watched Tang Seng silently begging for help, Master!don't leave me!

Tang Seng thought for a while, "Leave only one, and I'm afraid the rest will blame me! Your Majesty, it's better to keep all four of my apprentices. The princess is a daughter of gold, and it's nothing to marry four husbands. "

Monkey King and the others stared wide-eyed, Master, how could this be?

The king disliked Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie's looks, "These two elders look a bit fierce..."

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie: How dare the faint king think we are ugly!

Tang Seng said with a smile: "The apprentice of the poor monk knows the art of disguise. In fact, the two of them are not ugly, but they are low-key and deliberately pretend to be ugly."

The king suddenly said, "Oh! I just said it! How can people look like monkeys and pigs? They are not monsters!"

Tang Seng smiled, "Your Majesty's words are true. In that case, I will leave the four disciples behind. It is Your Majesty's business to choose who will be the son-in-law."

In a few words, Tang Seng sold his four apprentices.The customs clearance document has been switched, and Tang Seng can continue on the road.

Before leaving, Tang Seng said to the four apprentices: "Master is gone, and I will never have to see you miserable apprentices again. I feel very happy for the teacher."

Sun Wukong still couldn't believe that their brothers were abandoned by their master just like that.

"Master, aren't you joking?"

Tang Seng snorted coldly, "You can't even tell if you're joking, Yumu head!"

He left angrily, and Yang Jian explained to Sun Wukong with his hands behind his back: "Your master is narrow-minded! Because you didn't help him, and you also tacitly agreed that he would scratch others. He is taking revenge on you!"

Little White Dragon asked pitifully: "Master, what should we do as Master so that we can find us?"

Yang Jian smiled and said: "I can't help you with this, you should think about it yourself!"

Tang Seng and Yang Jian left Baoxiang Kingdom, and the four of them, Monkey King, chased after them the next night.

Yang Jian tied a hammock to Tang Seng, and Tang Seng slumped in the hammock and asked, "Why are you here? Escaping marriage?"

Sun Wukong winked, and the four apprentices gathered around Tang Seng, pinching his shoulders and beating his legs.

Xiao Bailong whimpered and said, "Master, we didn't run away from the marriage, it was Baihua who made the decision and let us go. Master, we know we were wrong! From now on when you quarrel with Master, we will definitely stand by your side."

Zhu Bajie smiled flatteringly: "Master is wise and powerful, we must follow the example of Master in everything, and be a man like Master!"

Sha Wujing couldn't speak flattering words, so he could only nod his head in agreement.Finally, Sun Wukong said: "Master, we will listen to you in everything from now on, so please let us continue to follow you!"

Tang Seng nodded in satisfaction, and asked, "Do I scratch people?"

Zhu Bajie reacted very quickly, "No no no! Master is infinitely powerful and unparalleled in wit. Master doesn't bother to do such things as scratching people!"

Tang Seng asked again: "Who is better between me and your master?"

Yang Jian is listening!Sun Wukong and the others felt embarrassed, and they would definitely say good things about the master, but in that case, the master would be unhappy, and if the master was unhappy, the master would definitely feel distressed, and in the end it was the apprentice's fault.

Yang Jian watched with a half-smile, and Tang Seng urged impatiently, "Say it quickly! Who is better, master or master?"

"Master is good! Master is the best!"

Tang Seng was satisfied this time, "I will spare you this time, if you behave badly next time, I will throw you back to Baoxiang Kingdom as my teacher, and let you be Baihua's shameful eighth concubine!"

Monkey King nodded several times, hypocritically succumbed to Tang Seng's despotic power, and successfully saved their master-student relationship.

After beating the disciples, Tang Seng and his party of six continued to go westward.After walking for several days, they came to a steep mountain.

Zhu Bajie complained: "Why is it always a mountain road, this road is too difficult!"

Sun Wukong said: "Don't complain, you should be alert, be careful that there are monsters in this mountain!"

Xiao Bailong asked: "Eldest brother, have you trained your sharp eyes? You can see that there are goblins in this mountain before entering the mountain?"

Sun Wukong said: "It's still a while before the sharp eyes, but I think it's quite useful to practice like this!"

Tang Seng interrupted, "If it's useful, keep practicing, don't give up halfway."

"Yes! Master!"

Everyone walked forward for a long time, and Monkey King saw a flat place in front of him, so he called Tang Seng and others to go and rest.

Tang Seng took a sip of water with his water bag in his hand. When he looked up, he saw something flashing past in the deep forest out of the corner of his eyes.

Putting down the water bag, Tang Seng waved at Sun Wukong, "Wukong, I just saw a shadow drifting into the depths of the forest, go and see who it is!"

Sun Wukong took the title, and after a while, he caught an old man.

"Master, what you just passed is the land in this mountain. This unruly old man, my master is here again, and you won't come to pay a visit after seeing him!"

The land cried: "Great Sage, I was in a hurry just now, and I really didn't see you master and disciple! Great Sage, please forgive me!"

Tang Seng glared at Monkey King, and he helped the ground up.Seeing the pitiful state of the land, Tang Seng couldn't help but educate him, "Regardless of your position, you are a piece of land sealed by the heaven. Wipe away your tears and don't cry. Monkey King is not your boss. Why are you crying at him? Can't you throw it away?" shame?"

Hearing Tang Seng's words, the land was even more aggrieved, "I am an official appointed by the Heavenly Court, but so what? My magic power is low, and I can't even beat a monster. How can I show my prestige!"

"Are there any demons here?" Tang Seng asked.

The land nodded, "This mountain is called Pingdingshan, and there is a lotus cave in the mountain. There are two kings in the cave, one is called Jinjiao and the other is called Yinjiao. Although I am a land, in order to survive, I can only listen to these two monsters." , driven and enslaved by them every day."

Tang Seng frowned, and he said to himself: "What kind of monster is so powerful?"

The land said: "The monster is powerful, and the magic weapon of the monster is even more powerful. It is said that they have five magic weapons! I have seen one of the magic weapons, it seems to be called Zijin Gourd..."

"Purple gold gourd?" Tang Seng's eyes lit up, "I've heard of this treasure, but I don't know if it's the same thing as the purple gold gourd in my impression. Hmm... It seems that I need to let those two goblins catch me Get up..."