[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Silver Horn was pressed to the ground and beaten, Xiao Bailong stepped on his arm, and the Seven Star Sword in his hand became a decoration.

Tang Seng and Sun Wukong ran back, and Sun Wukong shouted: "Brothers, leave me a place."

The three little white dragons huddled together, tightly surrounding Yin Jiao.

Monkey King jumped up and down but couldn't squeeze in, so he turned around and complained to Tang Seng, "Master, the younger brothers are pushing me out!"

Tang Seng: ...

This is not a game, if people don't lead you, what kind of crowding out.

"Stop making trouble, and don't fight. Put away the monster's treasure first."

The three little white dragons stopped, and Sha Wujing picked up the Zijin gourd and the Seven Star Sword and handed them to the master.

Tang Seng took the gourd and the sword, and raised his chin at Yinjiao, "What should I do with this monster?"

Sun Wukong said: "Master, he and his brothers drove the officials of the Heavenly Court and dared to kidnap you, so let's just kill them!"

Tang Seng glanced back, and then sighed pretendingly, "It's not good to kill, but it's special in special circumstances!" He waved his hands grimly, "Kill him and his brother!"

Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel, and made a trick with the stick. He raised the stick and was about to smash it at Silver Horn.Yinjiao knew that this stick seemed light, but it was actually as heavy as a thousand pounds.He couldn't survive today, he closed his eyes tightly and lay still on the ground.

"Wait a minute!"

Monkey King turned his head, and an old Taoist priest in coarse clothes stood behind them.

Tang Seng said with a smile: "Old Master Taishang, long time no see."

"How is Minister Qiao?"

Tang Seng said melancholy: "It's not very good! I deal with monsters and goblins every day, I can't eat well, I can't sleep soundly. Isn't that right? I was kidnapped by monsters just now! I was so scared that my heart was pounding!"

Taishang Laojun looked Tang Seng up and down, and then said lightly, "Can't eat enough? Can't sleep soundly? No way! I think Minister Qiao seems to be getting fatter!"

Tang Seng: "...No, it must be your old eyesight."

Laojun smiled kindly and changed the subject very naturally. "Mr. Qiao, these two monsters with golden horns and silver horns were originally boys who set fire to my Tushita palace. They took my treasure and went down to earth privately while I was not paying attention. They also asked Minister Qiao to take care of me. Forgive me." They die."

Tang Seng nodded briskly, "You have already opened your mouth, I will definitely give you a face! You just take the child away!"

Xiaobailong helped Yinjiao up and sent him to Laojun, Sun Wukong said: "Old gentleman, another boy is tied up in the lotus cave."

Laojun nodded, and he stretched out his hand towards Tang Seng, "Minister Qiao, please return the treasure to me?"

Tang Seng was still holding the Seven Star Sword in his hand and a purple gold gourd hanging around his waist. He asked very naturally: "What treasure?" The performance was natural and smooth, reaching the level that could receive an award.

"The two boys were naughty and stole my treasure when they were in the lower realm." The old man pointed to the gourd and the sword in his hand, "This gourd is for me to hold pills, the sword is for refining demons, and there is another The clean bottle is for water, the fan is for fanning the fire, and the rope is for my belt."

Tang Seng hugged the gourd tightly, "Don't give it! This is our trophy, I can't give it to you!"

Laojun sighed, "Yang Jian, don't you care about him?"

Yang Jian smiled in embarrassment, "You have known me for so many years, have you ever seen me control him?"

Tang Seng said angrily: "My lord! Don't provoke our relationship! I still have a debt to settle with you! Our journey to learn scriptures was calm, but you deliberately sent two boys to make trouble for me. What's the reason?"

Laojun sighed, leaned closer to Tang Seng, and said in a low voice, "The Dharma is not taught lightly. The Bodhisattva begged me many times to find you something to do on the westward journey. I have no choice but to do so!"

"Tsk tsk tsk! Don't do this with me! You just want to see me laugh!" Tang Seng suddenly remembered something, "Back then you gossiped in front of the Jade Emperor, and I became a monk in the lower realm! I don't care about this. It’s not up to you! You still have the guts to take the magic weapon back!”

Laojun sighed again, "Sure enough! Among the Three Realms, you have the smallest mind! Have you prepared a notebook, and you will write down whoever offends you, and you have to read that notebook three times every day?"

Tang Seng nodded in surprise, "Wow! You know all about this!" He tugged on Laojun's sleeve, "Since you know that I am narrow-minded, why don't you keep the magic weapon!"

Laojun didn't want to argue with him anymore, "Okay, okay, I'll give you all five magic weapons!"

"Hey! I have to be clear. I only have four magic weapons in my hand. I don't have your waistband."

Laojun turned his head and asked Yinjiao, "Tonger, where is the golden rope?"

Yinjiao knelt on the ground in panic, "Master, we recognized a godmother, and the gold rope is with the godmother..."

Laojun frowned when he heard this, the lower realm is already in the lower realm, why do you need to recognize a godmother?

Tang Seng thought for a while and said: "Let's do this! Laojun, please come and help me get the golden rope back!"

Yinjiao's eyes widened, this...is this the Supreme Old Monarch Zhishi?

Laojun was about to be laughed out of anger, "I already gave you the magic weapon, but it was just a walk, why are you so lazy? You don't even want to take two steps?"

Tang Seng began to play tricks, "We are very busy on the way to learn scriptures, let's work together, please help me a little!"

Laojun doesn't care about him! "If you want the baby, you can get it by yourself. I am still refining the elixir in the sky! I am also very busy!"

"Alright! Alright! We don't want the golden rope anymore, so go find his godmother and take the belt away!"

Laojun: "...how come you are so lazy?"

Tang Seng spread his hands and returned Laojun's words to him, "If you want the treasure, go get it yourself!"

Laojun snorted coldly, and walked towards the Lotus Cave with Yinjiao.Tang Seng shouted behind him: "Old Master! Remember to arrange the little demons in the cave well! Don't let them cause harm to the world! Oh, yes! We love peace, so don't kill them all!"

Taishang Laojun turned his head and glared at him, then turned and walked away silently.

After working for so long, it was already dark.Monkey King went to set up tents and beds, while Tang Seng and Yang Jian prepared food.

It was already very late, Tang Seng just boiled a pot of hot water, threw all the vegetables they were carrying into the pot and boiled, and everyone dipped in the sauce to eat.

Everyone was eating, Tang Seng divided the treasures, "Wukong already has a golden cudgel, this purple gold gourd is for you. Little Bailong has never had a weapon at hand, so you take this seven-star sword first. Bajie is water-based." That’s right, the white jade bottle is for you, which matches your five elements. This plantain fan is for Wujing. Wujing! Don’t think that Master is partial, and I will give you the leftovers. Master will leave the cooking skills to you. What about you! It is really important to have a good fan that can control the heat! Master has the greatest expectation of you!"

Sha Wujing took the fan with a smile, "Thank you, Master, for the reward. I didn't think too much about it."

After a full meal, Tang Seng and the others cleaned up and fell asleep peacefully.

Early the next morning, Tang Seng and others went to the Lotus Cave, and all the big and small demons in the cave disappeared, and I don't know how the Taishang Laojun arranged it.

There are no goblins in the mountains, but the land is very happy.He sent Tang Seng away respectfully, all the way out of Pingdingshan.

The master and apprentice continued to walk westward. It will be late this day.Tang Seng and others were lucky, they just ran into a temple.

Tang Seng said with a smile: "It's good this time, we have a place to live!"

He took out a certificate from his luggage, "Wukong, according to the certificate, I will change a few fake certificates for everyone. With this, we can have a meal at least!"

Sun Wukong observed with a certificate, and Tang Seng stepped forward to knock on the door.

The door creaked open, and an old monk came out from the door, "Elder, what's the matter with you?"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "We are monks from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. Seeing that it is getting dark, we passed by Baodi and came to stay overnight."

The old monk said hesitantly: "I can't make the decision, I'll ask our abbot!"

The old monk closed the door, and after a while, he opened it again and came out. "Elder, I'm really sorry, it's not convenient for us to entertain here."

Tang Seng frowned, "Why?"

The old monk's eyes wandered, "No reason... it's just inconvenient."

"We are all monks, can't it be convenient? My disciples and I just stay overnight and leave early tomorrow morning."

The old monk sighed, "Elder, let me tell you the truth! Our abbot doesn't want to entertain you monks who are passing by. If you go further, there is an inn in front of you. Go and stay in the inn!"

Monkey King stood behind Tang Seng and listened for a long time. He was a little irritable and couldn't bear it.

He blocked Tang Seng behind him, "Master, wait outside the door. Old Sun, go talk to the abbot!"

Regardless of Tang Monk's obstruction, Monkey King pushed away the old monk blocking the door, and entered the temple sideways by himself.

Tang Seng was outside the door, only to hear a commotion in the temple, and many monks were making noise.After a while, all the monks in the temple put on their new clothes, stood neatly, and came to the door.

The abbot put on a brand-new monk's robe and cassock. He bent down in fear and stood in front of the Tang monk, "The holy monk is coming, and I am far away to welcome him. I hope to forgive my sins, forgive my sins."

Tang Seng smiled and said: "The abbot is polite, let's go in and talk!"

The monk who followed the abbot took the luggage of Tang Seng and others with a wink, and put the things into the meditation room.

The abbot and others led Tang Seng to drink tea in the abbot's meditation room.

Monkey King went back to the meditation room first, and did not follow Tang Seng.Without the hairy-faced monkey around, the abbot's mood stabilized a lot.Coupled with Tang Seng's gentle handling of affairs, generous speech and decent manners, the abbot gradually regarded him as a confidant.

"Elder, how long have you been walking from Datang to here?"

Tang Seng calculated, "It's been about four or five years?"

The abbot frowned and said, "Elder, I hit you off right away today! There is something I have to tell you. If you go west, I'm afraid you won't be able to make it through!"

"Why is this?"

The abbot said: "The front is the capital of the Wuji Kingdom. There is a Taoist who has been named the national teacher by His Majesty. The national teacher said that the Wuji Kingdom is only allowed to enter and not allowed to leave. Whoever wants to leave the Wuji Kingdom must be better than him." OK!"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "So that's the case. To put it bluntly, I'm not afraid of it. My apprentices are very powerful."

The abbot said: "I can see that your apprentices must be very good at fighting, but the national teacher does not compete with you, they compete on literary talent!"

Tang Seng: Oh!I am not afraid of this either!I am the man who won the first prize!