[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The White Bone Demon hurried back to the cave, she closed the gate of the cave, knelt down on the ground and panted heavily.

It's really terrible!I thought that the passers-by were just ordinary monks with strange looks, but I didn't expect that I was mistaken and took the killing star as a fat sheep.

Patting his chest to suppress his shock, Bone Essence got up from the ground and planned to pack up his things and run away.As long as those fierce monks look carefully, they will come to you in a while!Compared with Dongfu, Bai Gujing felt that his own life was more important.

'Boom! The stone gate of the cave was shattered into slag, and the Tang monk stepped into the cave of the bone spirit.

Bone Demon backed away step by step in fright, Tang Seng turned his head and looked at Bone Demon's cave, "It's dark and empty, it must be uncomfortable to live here."

He tiptoed to look inside, "Hey! There are leftover human bones inside." He said to the Bone Demon, "You monster is a bit unhygienic."

The strong man's shell was broken by Sun Wukong, and the bone spirit is now wearing the skin of the girl who delivered the meal. She couldn't help but blush when she heard Tang Seng say that she didn't pay attention to hygiene.

She rolled her eyes, knelt down in front of Tang Seng and cried, "Holy Monk! The little demon knows it's wrong! The little demon has no ill intentions towards you. Few people come here. The little demon is lonely in the mountains, so I'm just joking with you! The little demon is ignorant, please show mercy and spare the little demon for a while!"

Sun Wukong held up the golden cudgel and sneered, "Huh! Don't lie to my master with sweet words! My master can tell what you are at a glance!"

With tears on her cheeks and slightly red eyes, Bone Essence said softly, "Little elder, little master, I really know I was wrong! Didn't the monks say that the sea of ​​suffering is boundless and that turning back is the shore? I beg the elders to give me another chance!"

Sun Wukong sneered: "Do you think we will let you go if you cry twice? Good idea!"

Tang Seng stopped Monkey King, "No, no, no! Wukong, we want to give the good-looking little fairy a chance to become a demon again!"

Bones carefully hit a happy.With a smile on her lips and tears in her eyes, she said in a delicate voice, "Thank you, Holy Monk, for your forgiveness!" After saying that, Yingying bowed down, and deliberately messed up her neckline, exposing a small piece of white on her chest, which was really alluring people.

Sun Wukong found it incredible, "Master, she is a demon! You actually want to spare her? I don't know which girl her skin was peeled off from! Look at the bones in this cave, they are all The one she killed!"

The White Bone Demon quickly defended himself, "Holy Monk, I didn't eat those bones. The little demon has low mana and was often bullied by big monsters from other mountains. In order to protect himself, the little demon picked up all kinds of human bones and pretended to be himself. Food. The other monsters thought that I had eaten a lot of people and my mana would increase greatly, so they didn't dare to bully me. In fact, the little monster is really not capable, so please take pity on the holy monk."

Tang Seng squatted down, "Little beauty, I can let you go, but you have to do something for me."

The Bone Demon nodded repeatedly, "Please tell me, the holy monk, the little demon will agree to everything!"

Tang Seng smiled and said, "It's good if you agree!"

He snapped his fingers at Sun Wukong, "Wukong, peel off this goblin's skin and let her show her true colors."

Master was not bewitched by the goblin, and Monkey King was happy.He grinned at the Bone Demon, and the Bone Demon couldn't help shivering when he saw his bloody smile.Monkey King raised his foot and kicked the bone spirit out of the girl's skin.I saw a pair of skeletons rolling out of the girl's body, rolling twice on the ground, almost falling apart.

Tang Seng nodded in satisfaction, and directed several apprentices to work, "Wukong, take Bajie to catch some ants, earthworms, poisonous insects and so on. Little Bailong, dig a big pit under my feet and make a trap. It will come in handy when you bring people back.”

The remaining three apprentices started to work, and Tang Seng said to himself: "As for me... I need to get in touch with this bone spirit."

Tang Seng squatted in front of the Bone Demon, and the Bone Demon began to cry again, "Holy Monk, the little demon really knows that he was wrong, the little demon must make up his mind, and never dare to do anything wrong again! Please, Holy Monk! Please let me go! I died miserably. If it weren’t for the resentment in my heart, the little demon would have turned into dust! Holy monk, please have pity on me. It is really not easy for the little demon to cultivate to this day ah!"

Without the human skin, a white skeleton with big white teeth bared and a big mouth howling here is really unattractive.

Tang Seng slapped Bone Demon's bones apart, "Be quiet!"

The White Bone Demon didn't dare to cry any more, so he could only scatter into a pile of bones, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.

Tang Seng said: "A handsome fairy will come over in a while. When he comes, you will kidnap me and lead that fairy to that pit!"

The bone on the ground moved, and the bone spirit said quietly: "Holy Monk, you should kill me! I don't want to leave this world to suffer."

Tang Seng frowned, "What are you talking about? It's as if I'm going to force you into prostitution. You said everything just now and promised me everything, but now you're going back on your word. Why don't you, a goblin, say nothing?"

The Bone Demon said: "Holy Monk, the little demon has eyes but can't see Mount Tai. I offended you and it is almost my life. Now you want me to lie to the gods. What is the difference between me and courting death?"

Yang Jian, who had been standing quietly at the side, said: "Of course there is a difference. If you agree to our request, maybe we can save your life. But if you dare to refuse, you have to die now!"

Bone Demon: Are the current monk and his followers so arrogant?This pie is even more like a monster than a monster like me!

Bone Spirit said angrily: "Okay! I promise you all!"

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie caught many snakes, insects, rats and ants from the mountain, Xiao Bailong dug the trap, and Yang Jian pasted many talismans in the trap.

They stayed idly in the cave of the Bone Demon, waiting for Sha Wujing to lead the target to the door.

Being bored, Tang Seng glued the two calf bones of the White Bone Demon to his head, which looked like an elk with horns on top of his head.

The three disciples of Sun Wukong are good and bad if they don’t learn. They take the bones of the bone spirit and put together a puzzle on the ground. You put together a bird, and I put together a frog.You robbed me of my long bones, and I will rob you of your short bones, very childish.

When Tang Seng was about to glue another horn to Bone Demon, Yang Jian patted him on the shoulder, "Stop playing, the man is coming soon."

Tang Seng clapped his hands, "Hurry up, hurry up! Take your place!"

The three apprentices Yang Jian and Sun Wukong hid, Tang Seng patted Bone Demon's skull, and Bone Demon reluctantly put the skeleton together and got up from the ground.

Tang Seng took a step back and vomited blood profusely. He stretched out his hand and grabbed two handfuls of dirt on the ground, mixed with his own blood and wiped the two handfuls on his face and body.

He tilted his head and sat on the stone pillar in the cave. His face was pale, his clothes were dirty and messy, and there were bloodstains. He looked half dead.

Seeing Tang Seng's series of actions, even though the bone spirit lost her heart, she still covered her chest.

My God!No wonder I didn't fool this monk, he is a connoisseur of deception!

Tang Seng waited for a while with his eyes closed, and there was another bang, and the door that was just repaired by Monkey King and the others was kicked into pieces again.

Kong Xuan walked into the cave and saw Tang Seng leaning on the stone pillar, he couldn't help laughing at him, "Hahaha! After leaving Yang Jian, you have fallen to this level! Fortunately, you have an apprentice who is a general of rolling shutters, and fortunately he You met me as soon as you went to heaven, otherwise your little life would be here today!"

Tang Seng said with difficulty: "Stop talking nonsense... help me quickly!"

Why!It has been thousands of years, and seeing Qiao Yu in such a mess, Kong Xuan felt that this trip was worth it.He didn't observe the surrounding environment carefully, and walked straight towards Qiao Yu.

Tang Seng secretly glared at Bone Demon, who shivered, remembering that she hadn't played a role yet!So she stood up to Kong Xuan's coercion and asked, "Who are you! How dare, dare to disturb me to eat!"

Kong Xuan smiled, "I am..."

'Plop! 'Before he had time to say his name, Kong Xuan had already fallen into the pit dug by the little white dragon.

Tang Seng pulled his sleeves to wipe the corners of his mouth. He ran to the edge of the pit and laughed loudly, "Hahaha! Little Xuanxuan! No matter how smart you are, you can't escape the big hole I dug!"

Yang Jian and Tang Seng's apprentices also surrounded the pit, Kong Xuan suddenly said, "Okay! You lied to me! You didn't quarrel with Yang Jian, and your apprentices escaped without injury!"

Tang Seng gave the calm-faced Sha Wujing a thumbs up, "Good deception! But don't be complacent, keep working harder next time!"

Kong Xuan looked up and saw that the pit was covered with spells, some of which were used to suppress his mana, and some were formed into a barrier in the hole.

He looked at Tang Seng and said, "What do you want?"

Tang Seng said leisurely: "I went to Wuzhuang Temple a few days ago and knocked down Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit tree. I heard... This is all your idea. In order to let Zhenyuanzi deal with me, You even want to give him the five-color divine light!"

Kong Xuan said embarrassingly: "I was just exaggerating. No one can take away the five-color divine light, so I just said that... That's right! It's not me who advised Zhen Yuanzi, but the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit! You There is a wronged person and a debtor, so go find her!"

Tang Seng sneered, "Don't worry! None of you can escape!"

He waved his hand at Sun Wukong, "Come on! Give me something!"

Sun Wukong took out two sacks, and Tang Seng carried the sacks, "Come! One! Two! Three! Let's go!" Then he poured all the snakes, insects, rats and ants in the sacks into the pit.

Kong Xuan stood in the pit and jumped, "Qiao Yu! Your uncle! I must brush you today!"

Tang Seng poured out the two sacks of worms, "Xiaoxuan! If you have the ability, just kill me! I know that spells that suppress mana can't suppress your innate magical powers, and you can still use five-color divine light! But you If you want to be clear, there are still many small earthworms on my body, and when you brush me, you also brush the small earthworms in. Are you sure you want your divine light to be stained with small earthworms, small maggots, etc.?"

Kong Xuan grinned in disgust, "I really don't understand, you are so disgusting, why did Yang Jian spend so many years with you?"

Tang Seng grinned, "Of course it's because of love! You annoying single peacock who has been around for ten thousand years can't understand it!"

Kong Xuan used his little mana and set up a barrier for himself to keep away those insects, snakes, rats and ants.He shouted at Tang Seng: "Qiao Yu, Minister Qiao! I was wrong, I didn't do things properly, I shouldn't make you angry! Get me out quickly! This place is so dirty!"

Tang Seng shook his head, "No, no, no! Your attitude of apologizing is not sincere at all. Come, say something to praise me!"

Kong Xuan sighed again, "Minister Qiao, wise and powerful, handsome, suave, elegant and graceful..."

Tang Seng listened to Kong Xuan boasting with his eyes closed, his dirty face was full of enjoyment.

Kong Xuan boasted non-stop for a quarter of an hour. Finally, he couldn't hold back any words, so he jumped and shouted: "Qiao Yu, is that enough! Let me go up!"

Tang Seng opened his eyes and said with a smile: "Okay! I can barely forgive you! After half an hour, the charm in the pit will expire, and you will be able to climb up by then!"

Yang Jian popped up a spell and slapped the Bone Demon into the stone wall of the cave.

Tang Seng pointed to the Bone Demon and said, "This demon has eaten many people, so what to do with it depends on Xiaoxuan's arrangement."

Kong Xuan turned his head, "Wouldn't it be over if you beat her to death?"

Tang Seng said hypocritically: "How could that be? In order to deceive you, the little white bone pretended to be a bandit and kidnapped me!"

Monkey King and others carried their luggage. Tang Seng stood in front of Kong Xuan like a primary school student and made a summary, "Today, I made Kong Xuan, who loves cleanliness, covered with bugs. I also let Kong Xuan, who is narcissistic and proud, praise me." I took fifteen minutes. I also handed over the evil bone spirit to the ruthless Kong Xuan. Ah! I avenged my revenge today, what a meaningful day it is!"