[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

"Pfft...hahahahahaha!"

Everyone was walking quietly on the road, Tang Seng would burst out laughing.

Yang Jian and the others looked calm, and they didn't care much about Tang Seng's convulsions from time to time.

Zhu Bajie asked Sun Wukong in a low voice: "Brother Monkey, how many times has Master laughed?"

Sun Wukong said casually: "This is five times today."

Yang Jian also heard Monkey King's words, he patted Tang Seng on the shoulder, "Stop laughing, you will scare your apprentices."

Tang Seng said with a smile: "I just need to imagine Zhen Yuanzi's appearance after seeing my message, and I can't help but laugh out loud! Hahahahaha!"

Yang Jian sighed, "You are promising! Didn't you just take away their food, vegetables and fruits? As for being so happy?"

Tang Seng hooked Yang Jian's neck and said proudly: "I have done some other bad things!"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "Really? You're so powerful, tell me, what else did you do?"

"I dug out all the earthworms and worms in the vegetable garden and threw them into Zhen Yuanzi's bedroom! Oh! Wukong also caught some toads from the back mountain, and I asked him to stuff them all into Zhen Yuanzi's bedroom! Yuanzi's quilt! Haha! I didn't see Zhen Yuanzi's panic-stricken look, I'm really a bit regretful!"

Tang Seng raised his head and looked at Yang Jian with shining eyes, as if he was waiting for Yang Jian to praise him.

Yang Jian shook his head and sighed, "You are amazing! You are the best! Zhen Yuanzi will be so scared by you that he will burst into tears!"

After saying this, he still raised his eyebrows, meaning, are you happy when I praise you like this?

Tang Seng: ... so perfunctory!He really doesn't love me anymore!

Tang Seng rolled his eyes at Yang Jian, he took two steps back and walked with Xiao Bailong and Sha Wujing.

"Master!" Xiao Bailong said worriedly, "People from the personnel department are going to mess with you! After you finish learning the scriptures, can the position of head of the personnel department still be yours? Or...you stay with us in the west Bar?"

Sha Wujing looked at Tang Seng nervously, for fear that he would listen to Xiao Bailong and turn to the west.

Tang Seng smiled and said: "You have misunderstood. The people in charge of the personnel department are basically my friends. Don't look at them being so arrogant now. If I really go to the west, they must be crying and begging me to go back."

Monkey King, who was walking behind Tang Seng, began to expose his old background, "Master, you also said similar things when we first arrived at Wuzhuang Temple. You said that the master of Wuzhuang Temple would definitely treat us well, and then he made a A fake tree to fool you!"

Tang Seng: Damn apprentice, do I want to lose face?

He turned around and looked at Sun Wukong unhappily: "Do you still want to hang out with me?"

Sun Wukong nodded.

Tang Seng said angrily: "Since you still want to hang out with me, just shut up!"

After being told by his apprentice and Yang Jian, Tang Seng finally stopped smiling foolishly.The few people walked forward quietly, and the road became more and more difficult as they went forward. The few of them reached the foot of a high mountain, and the road was completely cut off.

Tang Seng and the others tied up their sleeves and trouser legs, and with a sickle in their hands, cut down the dead branches and leaves, and opened a path in the dense forest.

Seeing that it was noon, Zhu Bajie's stomach started to growl.

"Master, when shall we bury the pot and cook?" Zhu Bajie asked.

Tang Seng looked at the nearby terrain, "Let's take a walk and have a look! This place is full of trees, and there is no place to sit."

The few people walked forward for a while, finally passed through the dense forest, and finally came to a shallow beach.

Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong went to collect firewood, while Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing began to choose and wash vegetables.

The beans in Zhenyuanzi’s vegetable garden are growing well. When Tang Seng was picking beans, he wanted to eat noodles with beans.In order to eat this bite, he was not in a hurry to hurry.

Spread the small panels, Tang Seng washed his hands and started kneading the noodles.Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing had already washed the dishes, Zhu Bajie was sitting on the sidelines moaning and crying for hunger, and Sha Wujing was squatting beside Tang Seng, watching Master and Mian rolling out the noodles.

Tang Seng asked: "Wujing, are you interested in learning?"

Sha Wujing nodded.

If someone is willing to learn this skill, Tang Seng is naturally willing to teach it.He handed the basin to Sha Wujing and told him how to knead the dough.

Sha Wujing was very talented. In a short time, he kneaded the flour into a smooth dough, and rolled the dough into a large flatbread.

Just at this time Monkey King and Little White Dragon came back, Yang Jian asked casually, "Why have you been gone for so long?"

Sun Wukong frowned and said: "We went to the mountain to collect firewood, and found that the mountain is full of monsters. I am worried that there are monsters in the mountain."

Xiao Bailong put down the firewood in his arms, "But my senior brother and I searched around a few times, but we didn't see any monsters."

Zhu Bajie patted his belly and said, "Oh! The two senior brothers are worrying too much. With master and master here, which monster would dare to trouble us?"

Sun Wukong kicked Zhu Bajie lightly, "You idiot! You are lazy! It is our duty as apprentices to kill demons and protect the master. Fortunately, you let the master protect you!"

Zhu Bajie quickly got up to show his loyalty to Tang Seng, "Master! Don't listen to Brother Monkey's nonsense, I don't mean to shirk responsibility. I just mean that Master and Master are mighty, and they can frighten those monsters without using their hands!"

Sha Wujing had already lit a fire, and Tang Seng poured hot oil into the pot with beans.With a sizzling sound, Sha Wujing waved the spatula and kept stirring the beans in the pot.

Tang Seng was busy instructing Sha Wujing to cook, and he didn't pay much attention to the quarrel between Monkey King and Zhu Bajie.

"Go ahead while you two are arguing, don't delay your Junior Brother Sha's cooking."

Zhu Bajie retreated resentfully, he stepped aside and watched Master and Junior Brother Sha cook.

After putting the seasoning and adding water, Tang Seng spread the noodle cake directly on the beans.

Yang Jian asked: "Don't you make braised beans noodles? Isn't braised noodles noodles?"

Tang Seng grinned and said: "This is an improved model, called the bean corner quilt!"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "Are the beans afraid of the cold too?"

Tang Seng nodded seriously, "Scared!"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "I don't think the beans are afraid of the cold, but you are too lazy!"

Tang Seng shrugged, "Just talk nonsense! Relying on your own good looks..."

When Sun Wukong was collecting firewood, he picked some mountain peaches by the way.The peaches in the mountains are juicy and sweet, and each of the Tang monks has a mountain peach.Before eating, they ate the fruit before meal.

"The elders in front, where are you from and where are you going?"

Everyone looked back and saw a beautiful young woman on the hillside, holding a bamboo basket in her hand, half of her body was hiding behind the branches.She was very curious about Tang Seng and the others, but she didn't dare to approach them.

Tang Seng and the others did not answer, she asked again timidly, "Several elders, why are you here?"

Zhu Bajie is the one who knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. He quickly put down the peach and wiped his mouth, "The benefactor, we are eminent monks who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. We passed by here to rest for a while. Benefactor, do you live nearby? "

When the female benefactor heard that they were from Datang, she immediately came out from behind the branches.She walked down the hill and ran to the shallows with a look of curiosity on her face.

"Several elders, are you really from Datang?"

Tang Seng and the others didn't speak, Zhu Bajie got closer to the girl, "Is that fake? Just look at my master's overall demeanor, he is different from ordinary monks."

The girl was a little afraid of Zhu Bajie, she took two steps back, then lowered her head and handed the bamboo basket in her hand to Zhu Bajie.

"Several elders, have you had a hard time traveling? The parents of the slave family are also believers, and they often give fast to monks near and far. Elder, this is the rice and fried gluten made by the slave family. You often travel, I am afraid it will be difficult to eat a warm meal. , why not eat some rice to warm your stomach."

Tang Seng stood up and said: "Thank you for your kindness, but we have already prepared meals."

The girl smiled and said, "You guys, what kind of decent food can you cook? Elders, you are welcome, the food I cook is delicious!"

Monkey King asked coldly: "It's hot at noon, why do you walk around with a basket full of food?"

The girl seemed to be a little afraid of Sun Wukong, she explained in a low voice: "My husband-in-law is on the other side of the mountain, and he brought some long-term laborers to work the land. I was originally delivering meals to my husband-in-law, but I met the elders, so I came up with the idea of ​​becoming a monk. Rest assured, the elders, the meals I cook are all clean, vegetarian, and free of meat or fish."

She opened the basket, and the smell of food slowly wafted out.

Sha Wujing said lightly: "Master, our food is ready, I can smell the smell of burnt pancakes."

Tang Seng said: "Get out of the pot quickly, or the food will be mushy!"

Sha Wujing lifted the lid of the pot, and he picked up the round cake with chopsticks and put it directly on the lid.As soon as the pancakes were lifted, the aroma of vegetables that had been suppressed in the pan burst out, and a strong aroma of sauce spread in the air.

The girl swallowed involuntarily, the smell was so delicious.She looked at the basket she put in the food again. The food in it seemed like wooden dross, and she had no appetite at all.

Sha Wujing cut the cake with a knife, and everyone put a bowl of beans and a piece of cake in each hand.

The pancake covered on the beans is stained with the soup in the pot, and it is very salty and chewy after a bite. Just eating the pancake is delicious.

Holding the rice bowl in his hand, Tang Seng said to the girl, "Blessing lady, it's time for us to eat. You should go and deliver food to your husband-in-law too! Thank you benefactor for your kindness."

The girl secretly wiped the corner of her mouth, "Since that's the case, I won't bother you. But my family lives not far in front. If the elders don't have a place to rest at night, they can stay at my house overnight."

Zhu Bajie waved at her, "Miss, go slowly! If we don't hurry, we will go to your place to stay at night!"

The girl nodded and smiled and left.Sun Wukong looked at the girl's back and blinked his eyes. He seemed to see the bones on the girl's snow-white neck.

After the girl left, Monkey King said to Tang Seng, "Master, that girl is a monster!"

Zhu Bajie curled his lips, "Hmph! Brother, everyone looks like a monster. She is obviously a beautiful, virtuous and virtuous woman. How can you accuse a good person!"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "Stop arguing, it doesn't matter if she is a monster or not, as long as she doesn't come to cause trouble, we will spare her once. Let's eat quickly! After eating, we will continue on our way."

After everyone finished their meal, they cleaned up the dishes and cooking utensils.

Just as they were about to continue their journey, a strong man ran over from behind the hillside.

Holding a hoe in his hand, he pointed at Tang Seng and others and cursed: "You thieves and monks! My wife kindly sent you a fast meal, but you humiliated her in every possible way! Today I will kill you and avenge my wife! "

Tang Seng said: "Almsgiver, I have something to say. We did meet a young woman, but we only talked to her a few words, and we didn't eat her food."

The strong man snorted, "You thieves and monks, would my wife, an innocent woman, pour dirty water on herself? You are clearly doing something wrong with my wife for the sake of sex! Today I will fight this one! I want to avenge my wife!"

The man held up the hoe and hit Tang Seng, Sun Wukong pulled out the golden cudgel and chopped off the hoe, and then knocked him to the ground with another stick.

Zhu Bajie yelled in fright, "Brother Monkey! You reckless monkey! Why did you beat him to death?"

Xiao Bailong patted Zhu Bajie on the head, "You idiot, he is a monster, and even framed our master and apprentice, killing him is light!"

Yang Jian shook his head, "The monster used a golden cicada to get out of its shell, she is not dead yet! She just left the skin and escaped."

Tang Seng looked at the corpse on the ground, with a piercing smile on his face, "I planned to let this little demon go, but I didn't expect her to dare to touch her."

He said to Sha Wujing: "Wujing, you will go to heaven in a while, such a bold fairy is too rare, we must use her to do something bad!"