[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The Tang monk and his apprentice ran away, and Zhen Yuanzi decided to chase west.

He told his disciples, "Go after Tang Seng and others as a teacher. You stay in the temple and watch the door. Don't run around, and don't go to the ginseng orchard. Do you understand?"

Zhen Yuanzi's disciples said yes one after another.

Qingfeng asked: "Master, do you want to bring some senior brothers with you when you go to arrest people?"

Mingyue also said: "Yes! Master! Those apprentices of the Tang Dynasty monk have fierce faces, and they look cunning and suspicious. Master, why don't you take us with you, we can deal with Tang Monk's apprentices!"

Zhen Yuanzi reprimanded: "Shut up! No matter what, Tang Monk is a teacher's friend, and Tang Dynasty monk is also your name?"

Mingyue's face turned pale with fright, and he said in panic, "Master, forgive me, this disciple is wrong!"

Although Zhen Yuanzi reprimanded Mingyue, but thinking about what he said to Qingfeng, he felt that it made sense.Tang Seng has outstanding abilities, and several of his apprentices are not easy-going lamps.If he had a conflict with Tang Seng, he would have to deal with Tang Seng, so he would have no time to deal with his apprentices.

Thinking of this, Zhen Yuanzi selected ten apprentices and asked them to follow him to find Tang Seng.

After Zhen Yuanzi left, the remaining disciples closed the gates. They each had their own affairs, so they all dispersed.

Qingfeng and Mingyue fetched water from the well in the backyard, and then carried the buckets to water the vegetable fields.Brothers passing by greeted them when they saw them.

"Qingfeng, Mingyue, why are you two here? You are not pouring vegetables today, are you?"

Qingfeng said: "Brother, yesterday we made Master unhappy, and Master punished us for watering the vegetables and not allowing us to use spells."

"So that's how it is..." Senior Brother asked again, "But isn't it your turn to tidy up the Library Pavilion today? You are watering vegetables here, what about the Library Pavilion?"

Mingyue said: "Don't worry, senior brother, we work very quickly. We will finish watering the vegetable field in a while, and we will go to Zangshuge right away."

"Alright then! The two juniors have worked hard, and I still have something to do. I'll go to the Library Pavilion to help you when I'm done."

Mingyue: "Thank you, brother, let's get busy!"

The senior brother nodded and turned to leave.Qingfeng played a trick on Mingyue, Mingyue nodded, he stretched out his hand and flicked, and a wisp of green smoke blew under the brother's nose.The senior brother blinked his eyes, then fainted to the ground.

Qingfeng threw down the water ladle and said to Mingyue: "Qingfeng and Mingyue actually lied to us, they didn't need to water the vegetables at all today. If it wasn't for our wit, we would have been spotted just now! Hurry up! Throw this senior into the cellar, let He is going with Zhen Mingyue. I will go to the Library Pavilion first, and you will follow later!"

False Mingyue got the order and took that senior brother away by his collar.

Seeing that there was no one around, Qingfeng tidied up his clothes, wiped off the dirt on his trouser legs, left the vegetable garden and walked towards the library.

After entering the Library Pavilion, Qingfeng wiped it bit by bit with a rag.

"Qingfeng! Today is your turn to clean up here!"

Someone came to Zangshu Pavilion, Qingfeng turned his head and smiled and said, "Yes! Brother!"

The brother smiled and said, "You are busy, I am here to find two books."

He turned away and flipped through the books on the shelf.Qingfeng grinned, he exhaled into the rag, ran behind the man, and covered his mouth and nose with the rag.

The senior brother fainted before he could struggle. It happened that Mingyue opened the door and walked in, so he quickly closed the door. "Master, give him to me!"

"Wukong, be careful, don't be discovered!"

"Master, don't worry! When did my old grandson miss when he was doing something?"

Speaking of this, everyone must have seen that Qingfeng and Mingyue are fake.Qingfeng is Tang Seng, and Mingyue is Monkey King in disguise.

Tang Seng and others did not escape last night. They created the illusion of escaping, stunned several of Zhen Yuanzi's apprentices and threw them into the cellar, and then pretended to be Zhen Yuanzi's apprentices, so that they could hide in the Wuzhuang Temple.

Yang Jian didn't stay behind, he knew how to use the golden light method, he was quick on his feet, and he was good at changing.So he turned into Tang Seng's mentor and apprentice, and fled westward, so that he could lure Zhen Yuanzi away.

This morning, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong pretended to be Qingfengmingyue to remind Zhenyuanzi to take away a few apprentices. This would reduce the manpower of Wuzhuang Temple, and secondly, let the little white dragons mix with Zhenyuanzi. It's time to report to Yang Jian.

Tang Seng was guarding the Library Pavilion, and arrested a few more single people.After waiting for a while, Sun Wukong ran over and said, "Master, I just arrested fifteen more people."

"I also caught a few here. I counted, and there are not many left. Let's take the initiative to attack and clear the field quickly. We can do things when it's quiet here!"

Monkey King and Tang Seng are busy catching Zhen Yuanzi's apprentice, while Zhen Yuanzi who is thousands of miles away is still circling in the old forest deep in the mountains.

"Master, we have searched all around here, and there is no trace of Tang Seng and others." A man in a blue Taoist robe reported to Zhen Yuanzi.

Zhen Yuanzi frowned, and he stretched out his hand to count a few times, "Tang Monk is really powerful, even if he becomes a mortal, his ability to cover up secrets has not declined."

Another dark-skinned disciple asked, "Master, where should we find it?"

Zhen Yuanzi raised his eyebrows and said: "I can't figure out the exact location, but after all the calculations, it should be in this mountain. You go find it separately. If you have news, don't rush to do it. Send me a voice first, and I will Let's talk about it later."

His ten disciples were ordered to disperse, and went into the woods one after another to look for Tang Seng's trace.

Walking into the woods, the dark-skinned disciple went to look for the senior brother in blue. "Where is Junior Brother Sha?"

A handsome man in a green Taoist robe came over and said, "Second brothers, I am here."

"Junior Brother Sha, go and tell Master, we will lead Zhen Yuanzi to the forest to the east."

The man in green nodded, "Yes! Brother, I'll go right away."

Junior Brother Sha in green clothes left, and the man in blue asked: "Little Bailong, you are so handsome, why do you want to become such a black-faced guy! If I look like you, how many girls will cry?" want to marry me?"

"Junior Brother Bajie, you are immortal! Do you still want to find a wife? Today, the second senior brother will teach you a truth. A truly outstanding man never cares about his appearance. For example, even if I look dark, I still have the temperament of the Dragon Clan. Exude control." The dark-skinned little white dragon straightened his collar, "It's my turn to play next! Junior Brother Pig! You see the timing, and then meet me!"

The man in blue, namely Zhu Bajie, said: "Go quickly! A dragon man full of smell!"

Little Bailong's indifferent face was immediately filled with anxiety. He ran down the mountain slowly, and then shouted at Zhen Yuanzi: "Master, I saw someone running towards the woods to the east."

"Oh? The woods to the east?"

Xiao Bailong nodded repeatedly, "I was afraid that those people would find me, so I didn't follow too closely. As soon as I found their traces, I immediately came to report to Master!"

Zhen Yuanzi nodded, "Let's go! Go and see with Master."

The two walked east, and after walking for a while, Xiao Bailong said suspiciously: "Why is it gone, it was still there just now!"

Zhen Yuanzi looked at the broken branches and the messy footprints, "They probably knew I was coming, so they ran away in a hurry."

Zhu Bajie, pretending to be a disciple in blue, came out of the forest, "Master, I followed the footprints to find this way, but the footprints and all kinds of traces disappeared in front of me."

Zhen Yuanzi raised his finger and pointed to Dongfang, "Take me there to have a look!"

Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong followed to the east, and after a while another disciple came to look for Zhen Yuanzi, "Master, I found Tang Seng and his disciples in the west."

Zhen Yuanzi thought for a while, then turned back and walked west.Xiao Bailong and Zhu Bajie looked at each other, they were afraid of being exposed, so they didn't stop them.

In the forest to the west, Zhen Yuanzi did not see Tang Seng and his disciples.

He frowned and thought for a moment.Xiao Bailong asked cautiously: "Master, what should we do now?"

Zhen Yuanzi glanced at him, then swung his sleeves and took Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong into the sleeves.

He turned his head and said to his disciples: "I was fooled! Gather all your brothers and sisters, and we will return to Wuzhuang Temple immediately!"

After entering Wuzhuang Temple, Zhen Yuanzi first went to the main hall for welcoming guests.Pushing open the door of the hall, except for a few true apprentices following Zhen Yuanzi, everyone else was stunned and thrown to the ground.

Zhen Yuanzi flicked his sleeves, a gust of breeze blew by, and the disciples lying on the ground slowly woke up.

"When did you faint?" Zhen Yuanzi asked.

Someone replied: "Master, we were fainted by the breeze and the bright moon!"

Qingfeng and Mingyue hurriedly defended themselves, "Master, we have been in a coma since last night, how could we possibly stun all senior brothers!"

Zhen Yuanzi threw out Xiao Bailong and Zhu Bajie from his sleeve pockets, and the two of them had recovered their real bodies.Zhen Yuanzi asked, "Where is your master?"

Xiao Bailong said: "Uncle, Master left a message earlier, he is waiting for you in the ginseng orchard."

Zhen Yuanzi frowned, and hurriedly walked towards the ginseng orchard.

Sha Wujing also turned back to his real body, and he, Xiao Bailong and Zhu Bajie also went to the ginseng orchard.

Entering the ginseng orchard, Zhen Yuanzi walked around the fallen tree and walked towards the corner.He reached out and pressed a few times on the wall, and the wall slid open to both sides, and another ginseng fruit tree appeared in front of everyone.

Xiao Bailong said: "Master's mechanism is so exquisite, so the fallen ginseng fruit tree here is a fake tree, the real ginseng fruit tree is hidden in this wall."

Zhen Yuanzi nodded, "This mechanism is like a blindfold. When the mechanism is activated, a fake tree will appear in the garden, and the real tree will be hidden in the mechanism so that no one can see it. When the mechanism is turned off, only It’s a real tree. I seldom open this organ, and apart from me, my apprentices don’t even know of its existence. Therefore, the fruits that Qingfeng and Mingyue harvested yesterday are also fake.”

After explaining the agency, Zhen Yuanzi went under the ginseng fruit tree.

The tall trees stood quietly, and the emerald green leaves swayed gently with the breeze, making a rustling sound.But none of those white and tender fruits were gone.

Zhen Yuanzi stood under the tree for a long time, and finally leaned on the trunk and sighed: "Your master is so ruthless! All 28 fruits on this tree are gone."

"Aren't we two each other?" Tang Seng and Monkey King came out from behind the tree, and Yang Jian also entered the garden from outside.

Zhen Yuanzi shook his head and smiled wryly, "So you guys have already guessed it!"

Tang Seng complained: "This is a ginseng fruit tree. How could it fall down when I touch it? You are touching porcelain! It is a frame-up!"

Zhen Yuanzi leaned against the ginseng fruit tree and said nothing, Tang Seng leaned over and asked, "We've been friends for so many years, why are you trying to trick me?"

With a long sigh, Zhen Yuanzi said: "If you want to blame this matter, blame you for being a failure!"

Tang Seng grabbed him and asked, "Why did I fail? Explain to me clearly!"

"Do you know? The personnel department of Tianting is going crazy recently, and you, the minister, are still playing in the lower realm, and you kidnapped Yang Jian by the way. Your subordinates don't want you to be at ease. They know that you will pass by my Taoist temple. So please let me bully you hard!"

Tang Seng: ... Your reason is too weird, I refuse to accept it!

"It's impossible! My opponents are good, they won't treat me like this! Besides, what kind of friendship do you have with me? How could you bully me for a little profit!"

Zhen Yuanzi said: "Don't you know why you are in the lower realm? Isn't it because the people in the heaven couldn't see that you and Yang Jian are in love, so they tried to drive you away? Besides, what your subordinates gave you was not a teenage boy." Lee! Mr. Kong Xuandao wants to give me the five-color light, if it weren’t for this supernatural power that can’t be given away, the five-color light would be mine!”

"..." Tang Seng muttered in despair, "What kind of character am I? What kind of friends do I make?"

Zhen Yuanzi said: "Probably they are all bad friends! Don't be convinced, we are all equal. If I scare you with fake ginseng fruit trees, don't you pick all my fruits and eat them? Let's just eat them." Consider it a tie!"

Tang Seng said seriously: "No! It's not a tie!"

He snapped his fingers, and there were a few loud bangs. The gorgeous fireworks bloomed in the air, and then turned into dots and fell from the air.

Among the green leaves of the ginseng fruit tree, shiny white appeared again, and there were no less than one of the 28 fruits.Tang Seng said: "Zhen Yuanzi, I don't care what you think of me, but I can say that I am sincere to you friends. I know you are joking with me, because last night, you didn't care whether you would show it or not. Despite the flaws, they still entertained us with delicious meals.”

He pointed to the top of the tree and said, "Look, there is no shortage of ginseng fruit, let's stop our joke! I should continue westward."

Seeing that the ginseng fruits were all there, Zhen Yuanzi knew that he had misunderstood Qiao Yu, and he said guiltily: "Qiao Yu, I'm sorry, I joked too much. If you stay a few more days, I'll treat you to some fruits. You also take a good rest here with me."

Tang Seng waved his hand, "No need, we can't delay our journey to the west. Farewell."

Zhen Yuanzi couldn't stay, so he had to send Tang Seng and others away.

"You go west, be careful all the way. I heard that the west is going to test you. There are people in heaven who join in the fun, and some people are invited by the west, so they will make trouble for you on the way. But don't worry, you all I know each other, it should be to frighten you, so I won't embarrass you too much." Zhen Yuanzi reminded.

Tang Seng said: "Are you scaring me like this?"

Zhen Yuanzi was wronged, he opened his mouth, and finally let out a long sigh, "I'm sorry, I did this too much."

Tang Seng sighed: "Forget it...Farewell!"

After finishing speaking, he and Yang Jian left Wuzhuang Temple with their apprentices.

Zhen Yuanzi watched them go away, and did not return to the temple until he could no longer see anyone.He walked under the ginseng fruit tree, looked at the ginseng fruit and sighed non-stop, regretting in his heart constantly, he made too much of a joke, Qiao Yu was afraid that he would never forgive him again.

After a while, Qingfeng ran over and shouted: "Master is not good! Master! You go to the vegetable garden to see!"

Zhen Yuanzi followed to the vegetable garden, and saw that all the vegetables in the vegetable garden had been pulled out, and the good field was now covered with weeds as tall as a person.

Qingfeng pointed to the snow-white courtyard wall and said, "Master, look!"

Zhen Yuanzi looked up, and there were two rows of large characters written on the wall: Dare to lie to me!Zhen Yuanzi!Go graze with your apprentices!Hahaha!

Another disciple ran over, "Master, the food in the kitchen, as well as oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar are all gone."

Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help laughing when he saw the black words, "Qiao Yu, it's your uncle's!"