[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

When he came to the door of the Taoist temple, Tang Seng stepped forward and knocked on the door.He waited expectantly for a while, and a handsome Taoist in Taoist robes opened the door for him.

"Hi! Brother Dao, long time no see!" Tang Seng shouted happily.

Daoist smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "It's hard for you, a busy person, to remember me!"

Tang Seng said: "I have nothing to eat, otherwise I won't be able to remember you!"

The Taoist priest pointed at him and scolded with a smile: "You, you! It's still the same, full of nonsense!"

Tang Seng turned around and introduced to his disciples: "This is the Great Immortal Zhen Yuanzi, who is also my old friend. You can call him uncle."

Sun Wukong obediently called his master, and Yang Jian said to Zhen Yuanzi, "Zhen Yuanzi, great immortal, don't come here without any problems."

Zhen Yuanzi smiled and said: "You two are really inseparable for a moment, he has become a monk, you still have to follow."

Yang Jian said with a faint smile: "He is a mortal after all, I can protect him if I stay."

Zhen Yuanzi beckoned them in, "Long time no see, let's go in and talk slowly."

Qingfeng and Mingyue, two children from the Wuzhuang temple, offered refreshments, and Zhen Yuanzi told them, "You two go pick six ginseng fruits. Today there are distinguished guests in the temple. I want to treat my friends with ginseng fruits."

Qingfeng and Mingyue agreed, and turned around to pick the fruit.Tang Seng hurriedly stopped them, "Don't tell me, don't tell me! Your fruit tree has only 1 fruits in [-] years. If you pick six for us, what do you have left?"

Zhen Yuanzi said: "It's hard to come here, I can't let you leave without even eating the ginseng fruit!"

Tang Seng said: "Then pick two! Give my four disciples an equal share to taste. Yang Jian and I have both eaten, so let's forget it."

Zhen Yuanzi agreed after thinking about it, "Okay! I won't be polite to you either. Qingfeng, Mingyue, let's go pick the fruit!"

Tang Seng was afraid that his apprentices would misunderstand Zhen Yuanzi's stinginess, so he introduced to them: "There is a special product in Wuzhuang Temple called ginseng fruit, which blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, and matures in 3000 years. After 1 years, you can only get three Ten fruits can be said to be very precious!"

Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile: "I have very few fruits, so don't think I'm stingy!"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "No! No! My apprentices are easy to feed, as long as there is food!"

Tang Seng and Zhen Yuanzi had some gossip, and Qingfeng and Mingyue came back with fruit in their hands.

The ginseng fruit is as white as jade, but it looks like a baby, with complete hands and feet.Tang Seng pushed the two fruits to Sun Wukong and the others. Sun Wukong must give one to Master and Yang Jian, and one to himself and the three juniors.

Tang Seng said: "It is not necessary to be filial to the master at this time. Yang Jian and I have eaten it, so you should share it! You must know that many gods in heaven have never even smelled the taste!"

Zhen Yuanzi sighed: "Hey! I lost the way of hospitality today. My good friend is here, why can't I even give up a few fruits. Let's go! I'll take you to pick the fruits!"

Tang Seng stopped him from letting him go, and Zhen Yuanzi said angrily: "We have been friends for so many years, can't I still give you some ginseng fruits? Don't push around so pettyly, or I will be angry!"

Having said this, Tang Seng no longer refuses.Zhen Yuanzi led the crowd through the garden and vegetable garden, and came to a remote courtyard with many twists and turns.

Zhen Yuanzi opened the gate with the key, and with a wave of his hand, the gate of the courtyard opened automatically.

"Everyone, please come with me."

After entering the courtyard, a burst of refreshing fragrance came to the nostrils. Tang Seng took a deep breath and felt that his mind had become clear.

Zhen Yuanzi pointed to the towering tree in the yard and said, "This is the ginseng fruit tree."

Everyone looked into the yard, and saw the tall trees standing upright, and the warm and snow-white shadows could be seen shaking in the shade, which was the ginseng fruit.

Zhen Yuanzi walked under the tree and gently touched the trunk, "This tree is quite old, it is the spiritual root born when the world first opened!"

"It's been a long time indeed."

Qingfeng held the golden ginseng, and Zhenyuanzi asked Tang Seng: "Would you like to come and try to pick two ginseng fruits?"

Tang Seng asked in surprise: "Is it possible?"

Zhen Yuanzi smiled and said, "What's wrong! Come and try!"

Tang Seng ran over excitedly to catch the golden hammer. Zhen Yuanzi said: "If you knock the fruit down, you must catch it quickly, or it will melt into the soil."

Tang Seng nodded again and again, "I know, don't worry!"

Zhen Yuanzi backed away, Tang Seng patted the tree trunk, "Be good! Let me pick two fruits!"

After photographing the fruit trees, Tang Seng took a deep breath and prepared to climb the trees to pick the fruits.There was only a loud bang, and the ginseng fruit tree fell to the ground.The fruits on the branches were all shaken off, and the white fruit melted into the soil and disappeared instantly.

Tang Seng opened his mouth in surprise, and the soil from the roots of the fruit tree collapsed his face and body.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at his fruit tree motionlessly, as if he was also stunned by the sight in front of him.

Tang Seng turned his head to look at Yang Jian, Yang Jian looked at the fruit tree and then at Tang Seng. In the end, he could only spread his hands, expressing that there was nothing he could do.

The atmosphere in the orchard was very embarrassing. Everyone didn't understand why something that was originally a happy event turned into such a situation.

Tang Seng spat out the dirt in his mouth twice, he turned around and said to Zhen Yuanzi with guilt and guilt: "Brother Dao, this... this is all my fault, I will find a way to compensate you."

Zhen Yuanzi came back to his senses and said: "It's okay, I can't blame you for this. It's because I didn't make it clear in advance that the root system of ginseng fruit trees is fragile and cannot be pushed. Qiao Yu... Is there any way you can make this tree Rescued?"

Tang Seng thought about it for a long time, but he really didn't have a good idea, but... "I'll go and find out, the world is so big, there must be gods who can plant fruit trees..."

Zhen Yuanzi said unhappily: "You remove the word "ba! Are you sure? Can you save my fruit tree?"

Tang Seng didn't dare to promise, "I'll try my best! Try my best! If I really can't save the ginseng fruit tree, can I pay you a few flat peach trees?"

Zhen Yuanzi said angrily: "Fantao? Who cares about that rotten street thing! I want my ginseng fruit tree. Since you broke it, you have to pay for it!"

Tang Seng sighed: "Don't be so excited, please? You allow me two days, I will find a way!"

Yang Jian said impatiently: "What can you do? You can kill two potted flowers at home, how can you save the ginseng fruit tree? After so many years, why are you still frizzy? You can't even pick the fruit well !"

Yang Jian's words made Tang Seng so angry, "What do you mean? Every time something goes wrong, it's all my fault! Is it my job to grow flowers at home? Don't you know how to water me? I'm frizzy It’s not been a matter of 200 years, why do you dislike me so early? You have to wait until I get into a big disaster before you accuse me!”

Yang Jian said angrily: "Think about your conscience, when did you get into trouble and I didn't clean up the mess for you?"

Tang Seng sneered: "Is there? Why don't I remember?"

Before the matter in front of him was resolved, the master actually quarreled with Yang Jian.The four of Monkey King are in a state of anxiety, what should they do?This tree looks like it can't afford to pay, should we run away!

Zhen Yuanzi interrupted them angrily, "If you want to quarrel, don't quarrel in my Wuzhuang Temple! The most important thing now is my tree!"

Tang Seng took a deep breath to suppress the anger in his heart, and he said to Zhen Yuanzi: "Don't worry, Brother Dao, I will definitely find a way to save your ginseng fruit tree! After all... I can't always rely on someone to clean it up for me. Mess!"

Yang Jian laughed back angrily, "Okay! Okay! You have the ability, you dare to act bravely! Why should I stay here to annoy you!"

He cupped his hands at Zhen Yuanzi, "Brother Dao, it's not that I don't want to help. You've also seen that some people have taken everything on themselves, and it would be foolish for me to stay. I'll take my leave first and go back to heaven." , I will inquire about ways to save the ginseng fruit tree for you."

Zhen Yuanzi sighed: "You two have something to talk about. I feel uneasy if you quarrel because of me!"

Yang Jian didn't say anything, just cupped his hands and flew directly to the heaven.

Zhen Yuanzi said to Tang Seng: "Look! You ran away in anger!"

Tang Seng shrugged indifferently, "If he likes to be angry, he can be angry! I don't care... Everything is sooner rather than later. I will take my apprentices to inquire around to see if there is any way to save the ginseng fruit tree. Methods."

Zhen Yuanzi sighed: "I'm not in a hurry at this moment...I see that your eyes are black and blue, you should have not rested for many days, right? You master and apprentice stay here to eat some fast food and get a good sleep. Tomorrow Let’s go out and look for clues! I’m with you.”

Tang Seng sighed lightly and did not reject Zhen Yuanzi's kindness. After dinner, he and his disciples were arranged to rest in the same room.

Tang Seng didn't sleep, he closed his eyes to rest his mind.Sun Wukong asked in a low voice: "Master, why don't we run away!"

"Where are you going to escape?" Tang Seng asked with his eyes closed, "Don't think that you are a big deal after making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, and you little boys are no match for him! Besides, We still need to learn from the scriptures, as long as he chases west, he can easily find us."

Xiao Bailong sighed: "Hey! Does this mean that if you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple?"

Zhu Bajie doesn't care much about whether they can escape, he cares more about his master's love life.

"Master! You and Zhen Yuanzi are friends. Even if you can't save the ginseng fruit tree, Zhen Yuanzi probably won't do anything to us! But you shouldn't quarrel with Master today! Master has been with you for so many years, except for one Fame, what else is there? There is no official or position in the sky, and people misunderstand him as a little boy, what a grievance! You should be more sympathetic to Shigong!"

Tang Seng opened his eyes, "Hey! Are you my apprentice or his apprentice?"

"I am your apprentice, but I am not thinking of the happiness of you and Shigong!"

Tang Seng sighed: "Thank you very much, don't worry about it!"

Everyone was silent for a while, Sha Wujing said: "Master, please ask His Majesty tomorrow! He will always have a solution, right?"

Tang Seng said: "I'll talk about tomorrow's matter tomorrow, you guys should go to bed quickly! Everyone has worked hard for more than half a month."

The room became quiet again. Tang Seng was just about to fall asleep in a daze when someone pinched his nose and woke him up suddenly.

"Who!"

"It's me!" Yang Jian said.

Monkey King and others who were still asleep woke up. Tang Seng asked, "Yang Jian, you are back! How is the investigation going?"

Yang Jian hugged Tang Seng and whispered a few words in his ear.Tang Seng thumped the bed angrily, "You are not careful in making friends!"

Monkey King was impatient, he scratched his head and asked, "Master! What's going on?"

Tang Seng smirked and called a few apprentices to come over, "Tomorrow, we will be like this, this and that! It's time to test our acting skills!"

After a good night's sleep, the next morning, when Zhen Yuanzi was about to go out to find a way to save the ginseng fruit tree, Tang Seng and his disciples had disappeared without a trace...

Qingfeng and Mingyue said anxiously: "Master, they ran away! What about our ginseng fruit trees!"

Zhen Yuanzi smiled faintly, "Don't worry, you can't run far!"