[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

In the Boyue Cave of Wanzi Mountain, the yellow-robed monster is instructing the little monsters to pack their things.

Princess Baihuasha asked: "Husband, what happened? Okay, why do you need to pack things?"

The yellow-robed monster said: "Wanzishan is unbearable, we have to move and change to another cave."

Bai Hua still didn't understand, "Husband, why can't I live here? You and I have lived here for more than ten years, and you suddenly said that you want to move, I... I don't understand..."

The yellow-robed monster put his arms around Baihua and sighed shamefully: "Princess, it's a long story. I heard from the nearby monsters that a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty would pass by Wanzi Mountain. You don't know, this monk is vicious. ,His apprentices are not good things either. Let's live our lives well and don't have to quarrel with that thief monk."

Bai Hua lowered her head in embarrassment, and after thinking about it in her heart, she raised her head and asked softly, "Husband, where are we going to move?"

The yellow-robed monster said: "I haven't made up my mind yet, I should move to the east! Anyway, the farther away from the monks of the Tang Dynasty, the better."

east?Wouldn't that be farther away from Baoxiang Kingdom?Princess Baihuasha persuaded: "Husband, we have lived here for so long, I am used to living here, and I also have feelings for Boyue Cave. I am so reluctant to change my place suddenly. Husband, if the Tang Dynasty monk passes by Here, let's let him go. If we don't provoke him, he won't trouble us..."

"Shut up!" The yellow-robed monster interrupted Bai Hua's shameful words, "A woman's opinion! If the monk wants to fight you, he doesn't care if you provoke him or not!"

Bai Hua smiled reluctantly, "What Husband said is that I have no experience... I just, just think that Husband is brave, a monk, no matter how capable he is, he can't compare to Husband..."

When the yellow-robed monster heard Bai Hua brag about his bravery, his mood immediately improved.

"Princess, I am naturally stronger than that monk. But I only have one pair of hands, and the monk has several apprentices! If there is a real fight, I can't care about you and the child!"

Bai Hua nodded shyly, "What my husband said is true."

The yellow-robed monster said again: "You don't have to worry about moving, leave the chores to the little monsters. I will definitely choose a cave that is better than the Poyue Cave, and I will never let you suffer."

Bai Hua nodded with a shy smile, and the yellow-robed monster said to the goblins: "Those porcelain vases are the princess' favorite, so be careful, don't break them!"

The yellow-robed monster was talking about moving, so Baihua greeted him shamelessly, and took his two children out to play for a while.

The little demon spread out a thick blanket on the ground, and Bai Huaxie sat on the blanket and watched his two sons dance with guns and sticks on the grass.

This yellow-robed monster is very powerful and quite proud, today he actually has to move because of a monk passing by, it can be seen that he is terribly afraid of that monk.

Bai Hua bit her lip shyly thinking about this matter, the monk from Datang didn't know if it was good or bad, and he didn't know if he would help her.She looked up and looked around, every time she went out, there were ten or eight little demons following her every step, even if she wanted to talk to Monk Datang, these little demons would not agree.

Thinking of these questions, Bai Hua rubbed her forehead in embarrassment.The yellow-robed monster treated her pretty well, but she really didn't want to stay here anymore!

Bai Huaxie's eldest son is almost ten years old, and the youngest son is about seven or eight years old.After fighting with his younger brother for a while, he didn't feel satisfied, so he ran to Bai Huashou and clung to him, "Mother! Mother! You take this wooden stick, let's fight!"

Bai Hua shyly refused, "Good boy, mother doesn't know how to fight. You play with your brother, or with other little demons."

Her eldest son immediately became upset, "Mother is so stupid! You don't know anything, it's useless!"

When her son said that, Bai Hua's face turned pale, "What did you say!"

Her older son took a step back with a pout, turned around and ran away.

Bai Hua was so ashamed that she burst into tears, and the little demons didn't react when they saw it.The two children ran away while playing, and several little demons chased after them to protect them, leaving only one little demon guarding Baihuashou.

After crying for a while, Bai Huaxie slowly wiped away her tears.Here, crying is useless, if the yellow-robed monster finds out, he will only say one thing, women are really troublesome.Then give yourself one or two pieces of gold, silver and jade objects to be dismissed.

"Master, there are two people over there!"

Bai Huaxie and Xiao Yao, who was guarding her, turned their heads involuntarily when they heard someone talking.

A monkey with a hairy face said, "Huh? It turns out that one is a human and the other is a demon!"

A monk said: "Wukong, after a while you get into the little white dragon's crystal cover to practice your sharp eyes. Little white dragon, come breathe fire and burn him. Why is his eyes getting worse and worse."

There were six of them in a group, Xiao Yao stood in front of Bai Hua with a steel knife in his hand, "Where are you monks from?"

Maybe it was because he wanted to leave the yellow-robed monster too much, or maybe it was because he had just been angered by a child, and Bai Hua shouted impulsively: "Saint monk, save me! Please take me home!"

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows, Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and flicked, and the little demon fell to the ground as soft as noodles.

Bai Hua stood up shamelessly and rushed to kneel in front of Tang Seng, "Holy Monk, are you all holy monks from the Great Tang Dynasty?"

In front of strangers, Tang Seng even pretends to be a holy monk.

He clasped his hands together, Baoxiang stood solemnly in front of Baihua, "Female benefactor, we are the monks who came from the east and went to the west to obtain the scriptures. Who are you? There is no one here, why are you here? Is there still a goblin guarding me?"

Bai Huaxie cried and said: "Holy Monk Rong, three hundred miles to the west is Baoxiang Kingdom. I am the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, Baihuaxuan. Thirteen years ago, on August 13th, I During the middle of the moon, a gust of wind took me here, and I married a monster here. I had two children with that monster, and I couldn’t see my parents and relatives for 13 years. Please save me and take me out of here Go! I want to go home..."

Tang Seng frowned when he heard this, and Zhu Bajie committed the problem of sympathizing with fragrance and cherishing jade again.Seeing the princess crying pitifully, he kept urging Tang Seng to take the princess away, "Master, the princess is so pitiful! The monster separated the princess from her family. We should take the monster away and eliminate the harm for the people!"

Tang Seng glared at Zhu Bajie, and he asked Bai Huashu: "Your Highness, if I take you away, what will happen to your two children? Do you have any plans for the future?"

Bai Hua was stunned by the question, she thought for a while, then slowly shook her head, "Holy Monk, I... I haven't thought about it that much, I just want to be reunited with my parents, I don't want to stay here and worry about it every day..."

Having said that, Bai Hua began to cry again, "Holy Monk, that monster eats people... Although I don't eat people, but watching those people being gnawed bloody by him... I really can't bear it..."

Tang Seng was still hesitating, but Bai Hua's shameless two sons ran over, "Mother! Why are you crying again! Who are these people? Passers-by? Little ones! Tie them up for me!"

Bai Hua's shy youngest son clapped his hands and shouted: "Great, great, today I can eat human flesh again!"

Bai Hua shook her head in embarrassment, "Holy Monk, I'm sorry, I didn't teach the children well! They are still young, and they talk like children, please don't blame the Holy Monk!"

Seeing a monster for the first time... No!A half-demon, with such a boldness, dared to prey on himself, Tang Seng felt that this experience was very novel.

Sun Wukong sneered, and he stretched out his hand to flick it a few more times, and the little demons who were protecting the child fainted on the ground.He went over and grabbed the two children, and tied them up three times.

How could the children be willing to be caught? They yelled and cried loudly, and the shrill voice of the children made people's head hurt.Monkey King grabbed two rags and stuffed them into the children's mouths, and it was much quieter now.

The two children were tied up, and Baihua shamelessly did not intercede for them.Tang Seng asked her to sit on the blanket, "Sit down, let's talk slowly."

Tang Seng asked: "Listen to your tone just now, you know who I am. Where did you hear about me?"

Bai Hua shyly said: "My husband said that the demon on the nearby mountain told him that the eminent monks of the Eastern Tang Dynasty would pass by here. He seems to be very afraid of you, and he is planning to move! I didn't expect such a coincidence, today he just wants to move, you Here it is."

Yang Jian asked, "What kind of monster is your husband?"

Bai Hua shook her head in embarrassment, "I don't know too well, I only know that he is very powerful, and he is omnipotent."

Yang Jian asked again: "Is your husband treating you well?"

Bai Hua sighed in embarrassment, "It's okay to say yes, and it's not good to say no. When he is happy, he is willing to say some tender words to me and give me some gold and silver jewelry. If he is not happy, he will stare and I will Just afraid..."

Tang Seng and Yang Jian looked at each other, and Sun Wukong said: "Master, the benefactor is so pitiful, let's help her! I will go to the monster's cave in a while, beat the monster to death with a stick, and the little white dragon set fire to the monster's cave. .We have done a good deed by taking the princess to Baoxiang Kingdom."

Yang Jian asked, "What about these two children?"

Sun Wukong said: "If the princess still wants to raise them, then take them back to Baoxiang Kingdom. If you want to cut off this evil root, I will kill them for the princess."

Bai Huayu hastily stopped beside the two children, "Don't! Holy Monk, don't kill them!"

"So, you want to keep raising them! You have to think about it, he will follow their father to eat people! Will you be able to control them in the future?" Monkey King asked.

Bai Hua was in a dilemma for a moment, she gave birth to the child, how could she not love her?But on the other hand, these two children are too demonic and act like their father.Seeing them, Bai Hua felt ashamed to see the yellow-robed monster again.

Tang Seng took a few steps back, and Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong all moved over.

"Master, are you going to help this princess?" asked the most gossipy little white dragon.

Tang Seng sighed: "I'm also in trouble! You are not married, so you don't understand some things. As the saying goes, if a couple quarrels, dogs don't care. If you meddle in your own business, the couple will reconcile in the future. You are not human inside and out!" This princess has lived with monsters for so many years, doesn’t she have no feelings at all? Isn’t it possible? What if she regrets returning to Baoxiang Kingdom? She will definitely blame us for being troublesome! But if you don’t help! This princess is very Pitiful……"

Xiao Bailong asked curiously: "Master, have you ever quarreled with Master? Did anyone in the heaven persuade you when you quarreled?"

Tang Seng shook his head, "Your master and I have never quarreled! I am more lenient to him, so the two of us can't quarrel. But... living with your master, sometimes I will get angry and want to separate. But I am a responsible person. A person with a heart can't just give up on your master all the time, right? So, the main reason why we have such a good relationship is because I care about my family and I am more magnanimous."

He straightened his monk's robe, turned around and asked, "Who are you! Why are you always pulling my monk's robe?"

Sha Wujing stood behind Tang Seng and whispered, "Master, I just want to remind you..."

Yang Jian stood behind Tang Seng and looked at him quietly smiling, Sha Wujing whispered, "I just want to remind you of this..."

"Are you more family-friendly? More lenient to me?" Yang Jian asked with a smile.

Tang Seng turned around and looked at his apprentices, "You, your master may want to beat me, you guys protect me well!"

Sun Wukong and others all took a step back, Tang Seng scolded: "What are you retreating? Do you want to die?"

Sun Wukong said lightly: "Master, it doesn't matter if a couple fights with a dog!"

Xiao Bailong said: "Master, we should be better than dogs."

Zhu Bajie: "So let's retreat first!"

Sha Wujing hesitated for a moment, then whispered, "Master... take care?"

Tang Seng: Hot Chicken Apprentice!It's useless!