[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The old master couldn't move his eyes away from Tang Seng's cassock.

He knelt in front of Tang Monk, crying and shouting: "Elder, I don't know Mount Tai with eyes. It really is a holy monk from a kingdom in the East. A cassock at hand is much more exquisite than the more than 700 cassocks in my collection. Saint Monk! Can you lend me the cassock? My disciple is over 200 years old. I only have this little wish, and I hope the holy monk will make it come true!"

Tang Seng complained in his heart, this is really a decline in the world, and people's hearts are not old.Just now I was called Elder Tang, but when I saw the cassock, I called myself a holy monk.Oh shit!Shouldn't you know that I'm a holy monk just by looking at my appearance?

An old man in his [-]s, calling himself a disciple for the sake of a cassock, is really... hypocrisy!

Tang Seng smirked, took the cassock from Xiao Bailong, walked up to the old master and handed it to him.

"Old master, I can lend you the cassock for one night. This cassock was given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, so you must keep it safe."

The old master took the cassock, his eyes sparkling.

Tang Seng moved his feet, and the square bricks on the ground shattered into several pieces.The old master and the monks in the monastery were taken aback.

Tang Seng smiled sheepishly, "I'm sorry, I was born in Jiangmen's family, and I was born with great strength. Before I became a monk, I followed my father to fight in the north and south, and sometimes I couldn't hold back the strength. The old master, I and The apprentices are very tired from the journey, so I will take my leave first."

The old headmaster nodded blankly, "Okay! Okay! Holy Monk, please help yourself."

Tang Seng walked out first, and the floor tiles he walked on were all cracked.Yang Jian, Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong followed his footsteps consciously, stepping on the floor tiles even more.When the four of them went out, the blue bricks paving the floor had been broken into powder.

The old master turned pale with fright, and the monk in charge supported him, and said fearfully, "Master! They are not monks, but bandits! Give them back the cassocks and let them leave quickly!"

Although the old homeowner was afraid, he touched the cassock in his hand and was reluctant to put it down.

He thought about it, and finally said: "Just, let them stay for one night! Return the cassocks to them tomorrow and let them go on the road."

The monk in charge begged him, "Master, those are all practitioners with high martial arts skills, no one in our temple can beat them! What if they want to seek wealth and kill them?"

Hearing the words of the monk in charge, the eyes of the old dean lit up. He held the cassock and said excitedly: "Don't be afraid! We will act first!"

The monk in charge was about to collapse, "Master! You can pick whatever you want in the whole temple, whoever goes there is just going to add food to others!"

A fat monk next to him flatteringly said to the old master: "Master, my disciples have a clever plan. Let's add some perspiration medicine to the meals we prepare for them. When they fall asleep at night, we pile up firewood and give their meditation room Burned. Forgive them for being strong and strong, and there is no way to escape from the sea of ​​fire!"

Another skinny monk also came over and said, "Master, in a big fire, everything will be burnt clean. By then, this precious cassock...isn't it yours?"

After hearing this, the old homeowner felt that there was no better idea. He nodded repeatedly and praised: "Okay! You two are right. From now on, you two will be in charge of monks, one in charge of purchasing and the other in charge of property. "

He pointed to the previous monk in charge again, "You will hand over the account books for purchasing and land property to them both in a while."

The monk in charge glared fiercely at the two fat and thin monks, suppressed his anger and agreed, "Yes! Master!"

The four Tang monks followed the little novice who led the way to the meditation room, and after a while, a rich vegetarian meal was placed on the table.

Tang Seng sniffed and smelled it, "The dishes are pretty good, full of color and fragrance, but there is sweat medicine in them."

Monkey King and Little White Dragon had already picked up their chopsticks, waiting for Tang Seng to call for dinner.Sun Wukong heard what Tang Seng said, and said indifferently: "Master, it's just a little sweat medicine, and it won't hurt people! You can take it with confidence, and Xiaobai and I will watch over at night!"

Xiaobailong frowned, "I am the third prince of Yulong, not Xiaobai!"

Sun Wukong said perfunctorily: "Master's apprentices are all from Wuzi generation, your Buddhist name is Wubai, or Xiaobai for short!"

Xiao Bailong: "Brother is lying, Master didn't give me a Buddhist name!"

"Brother, I will give you the same!"

Tang Seng knocked on the table to interrupt their joke, he said quietly: "Stop making trouble, and have a good meal! This may be your last meal..."

Xiao Bailong felt his back go cold, he rubbed his arms and asked pitifully, "Master, why?"

Tang Seng smirked, "Because you two got into trouble today, I decided that from now on, you are not allowed to eat. Of course, I still love my little apprentice the most. You will be hungry in the future..."

Xiao Bailong answered, "Master, will you prescribe a small stove for me?"

Tang Seng shook his head, "No! You are hungry, you can eat grass!"

Little White Dragon: "..."

Sun Wukong patted the table and laughed.

Tang Seng waved his hand to let them move their chopsticks. "Don't worry about me, you two eat first! From now on, you all remember that when you go out, you don't reveal your wealth. Why are you so angry with that old monk? It's no use, it's not worth it! A person with wealth and life will definitely refuse to return the cassock to me in the end. Then there will be another round of tongue-in-cheek, and even if we win, we will not be happy."

Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong put down their chopsticks and solemnly agreed, "Master, we know we were wrong."

Tang Seng nodded, "It's good to know that you are wrong, and if you dare to mess up again next time, I will beat you!"

Although there is no meth in the food, Tang Seng doesn't want to take Mongolian sweat medicine to make himself feel uncomfortable.He originally planned to starve all night, but Yang Jian refused, and flew him directly to the nearest town, and found him a vegetarian restaurant.

After dinner, the four of Tang Seng washed up and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, Tang Seng closed his eyes and asked, "What kind of monsters are they doing outside?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Master, don't worry, they are all stacking firewood outside the meditation room, trying to burn us to death!"

Tang Seng opened his eyes and sighed, "Okay! I'll try not to be annoyed..."

Xiao Bailong took out a palm-sized transparent crystal cover, he raised his hand, and the cover became bigger, covering the four of them.

Xiao Bailong said: "Master, this is a little thing I made. It is waterproof, fireproof and soundproof. You just need to rest assured and sleep peacefully. A little fire like that won't catch us!"

Tang Seng yawned, "Good apprentice, go to bed first for the teacher, and you don't stay up all night. Let's go collect the demons tomorrow!"

Tang Seng fell asleep in a daze, and Sun Wukong pushed the little white dragon beside him, "Master said to keep the demons? Who is the demon?"

Xiao Bailong said: "Master is referring to the old courtyard master? Isn't he over 200 years old? How can ordinary people live so long?"

Monkey King didn't think so, "I don't think that old monk is a monster!"

Xiao Bailong rubbed against the quilt, "Oh! Don't ask me! I'm just weak on my legs, these are not what I should think about!"

After finishing talking, Xiao Bailong turned over and fell asleep, Sun Wukong muttered in a low voice, "Lazy!" After mumbling, he also turned over and fell asleep.

Tang Seng slept peacefully all night until it was three poles high in the sun.He opened his eyes and saw the blue sky, and he was in a trance. After a while, he remembered that someone set fire to burn them to death last night.

Getting up from the bed and getting dressed, Tang Seng saw Yang Jian coming over with breakfast.

Tang Seng washed his towel and wiped his face, "Where are my two apprentices?"

Yang Jian said: "I caught a black bear spirit last night, and your two precious apprentices are guarding that spirit!"

Tang Seng paused, "Aren't you asleep?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "I didn't sleep in the second half of the night, so I went to watch the master."

Tang Seng frowned, "I'm too slack, these should all be my doing..."

Yang Jian said with a smile: "What do you and I have to do with each other? You are a mortal now, and your physical strength and energy are not as good as mine. What if I help you with small things?"

Tang Seng still frowned, "I can't go on like this! It seems that I have to command my two apprentices well, and I can't make you work too hard. I should have let them keep an eye on them last night!"

Tang Seng was plotting against his apprentice behind his back, Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong sneezed in the front yard, Sun Wukong kicked the black bear very unreasonably, "You black bear, did you scold me in your heart?"

With a cloth strip in his mouth, the black bear spirit yelled twice.Xiao Bailong asked curiously: "Brother, he didn't speak or move, how do you know he scolded you in his heart?"

Sun Wukong said: "Sneezing means someone is scolding you behind your back. Besides this black bear spirit, who else can scold my grandson?"

Xiao Bailong suddenly realized, "So there is such a saying!" He ran over and kicked the black bear spirit, "Be honest! Otherwise, I will chop off your bear's paw and make soup!"

Black Bear Spirit: "No, no, no!" I was wronged!

Tang Seng came to the front yard after breakfast, and all the monks of Guanyin Temple knelt in the yard.The leader is the old homeowner and a black bear spirit covered in black.

Tang Seng asked: "What happened last night?"

The monks kneeling below cried out to Tang Seng, Tang Seng stretched out his hand and smashed a table, and the people below fell silent.

The monk in charge who received Tang Seng yesterday told the ins and outs of the matter, and also identified the two monks who advised the old master.

Yang Jian added: "This black bear spirit is a friend of the old master. The reason why the old master can live for more than 200 years is because he has an association with monsters. Last night, the black bear spirit came to the temple secretly and saw the old master wearing your shirt. The cassock, so I became malicious and wanted to steal the cassock.”

Tang Seng listened to the whole story and nodded, "Pursuing money and killing one's life, and wanting to cheat on others! Very good!" He asked the monk in charge, "Are there any wild vegetables nearby?"

The monk in charge nodded, "Yes, there are everywhere in the forest after leaving the gate of the temple."

Tang Seng waved his hand at the others, "Go! Everyone dig wild vegetables, wash and blanch the vegetables. Go to work! Come here, the person in charge, and bring the food, rice noodles and All kinds of vegetables are brought out."

The monk in charge didn't understand what Tang Seng was going to do, he nodded blankly, and went to the kitchen to check the inventory.

Xiao Bailong rubbed his palms, "Master! I'm going to be a supervisor!"

Tang Seng kicked him, "What kind of supervisor! You and your senior brother also dig vegetables for me!"

After driving everyone out to work, Tang Seng and Yang Jian each moved a chair and sat at the gate.They drank green tea and ate snacks, and by the way, admired the monks digging vegetables all over the mountains and plains.

At noon, an auspicious cloud in the shape of a golden lotus flew over. Tang Seng raised his head and waved his hands casually, "The Bodhisattva is here! Come and drink tea!

Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped in the sky and looked outside the gate of the temple. A large group of monks, regardless of age, were digging wild vegetables in the mountains and forests.Looking back at the monastery, all the meditation rooms at the back were burned down, and a good Buddhist temple was destroyed just like that.

Guanyin felt wronged when such a thing happened in his own Buddhist temple.This time Qiao Yu saw the joke, and if he didn't give any real benefits, Qiao Yu was afraid that he would make it known to everyone.

Guanyin sighed, "Minister Qiao, I already know everything about what happened here. Feel free to ask if you have any requests, but you can..."

Tang Seng smiled shyly, "The Bodhisattva is so bright! My first request is to ask the monks in the temple to help me with some work, first help me dig wild vegetables!"